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vivaladicamillo · 11 months

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CELEBRATING DUNNS BIRTHDAY W/ THE CKY CREW

js a little blurb for ryans birthday! crazy how he would be 46 today :((, i miss him a lot everyday but hey at least today dico finally posted on the internet again! but hope u enjoy this little blurb abt u being ryans friend/partner and celebrating his birthday with him :))

WARNINGS: alcohol, drugs, thats it.

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ryan when it comes to birthdays is kinda complicated

hes absolutely fine with spending his whole birthday comfy in bed, listening to music and relaxing

bc as we all know the man hates people

but he also loves his friends

so having a day were they all js hang out, talk, tell stories and maybe even have a few drinks together like old times is also just as good

hes not super complicated or would want any type of crazy over the top birthday

u could give him a jar of dirt for his birthday and he’d be like “thanks i was looking to start a in house jar garden anyways”

so when u and bam had to come together to plan a party for his 28th birthday

IT WAS ONN

u knowing ryan very well knew he wouldnt wanna do any big things involving strangers so probably no clubs

as u and bam talked it out yall decided to wake him up early. take him to breakfast, drive up to the country side and go camping in a field

bam knew a guy who knew a guy who had a field they can use, it was actually the same field that would become “state of bam” in viva la bam

so u call up the guys (minus ryan bc u and bam wanted it to be a surprise) and tell them the plan

everyones was so hyped

rake was bringing music, bam was bringing booze, raab was bringing the gear, dico was entertainment (yes he brought a whole ass speaker and mic to sing ryan happy birthday with) and u were in charge of the food

for food, once again u knew ryan like it simple, js some pizzas, wings, sandwiches, yk things that u could easily have at hand, but u also brought some things to cook over the fire like chicken and steak bc ITS A CAMPING TRIP!

u also brought cake and smoores stuff!

the plan was perfect!

early the next morning, u and bam get to ryans house, its abt 8:00 in the morning

the two of u find his spare key and sneak in, making ur way towards the basement where his room is

you and bam had stopped at the dollor tree to get hats and balloons and noise makers

so as u two snuck closer to his bed bam got the camera out and u counted

“ 3…2…1…”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” the two of u screamed and blew into the noise makers making ryan almost fly outta bed

“come on ry get dressed and oack a bag its gonna be a long day” you say

“…… how did u guys get into my house??” ryan says

you immediately point towards bam like a child getting rid of the blame on their sibling

after ry gets dressed and gets a small bag the three of u hop in the car and drive to the local ihop

“dont worry guys bills on me” bam says

“no way free ihop, thanks guys this is actually sick” ryan says not even being sarcastic

the three of yall sit down and get to talking, ryan ends up getting strawberry pancakes with a side of bacon bam gets some crazy fucking waffle that also has a face for some odd reason and u just get [whatever u want from ihop idk ur preference]

after breakfast and a lot of talking and story telling the three of u leave, with bam paying lol, and head to the final destination

ryan was fully convinced that u guys were hiring a hitman to take him out or something when bam started driving to the country side

it was always out of character for bam to PAY for something that didnt have to benefit him in some way

but u assured him from the backseat that nobody was gonna take him out

after a long ride of listening to rys fav bands you guys arrive and see raab and rake sitting on chairs around a fire pit while dico is up waving his arms around probably doing a skit to pass the time while waiting for u guys to arrive

“SURPRISE RYAN!” bam and u say

ryan was kinda in shock, growing up he lived in the country side (ohio) and used to go camping with his dad and brother a lot

“wow guys…i havent been camping since i was like ten, let alone with friends, thanks guys!” he gives the bpth of u a warm smile

the three of u meet with the rest of the group, all of them ready to give ryan their gifts

rake had gotten ryan these sick new glasses, the were similar to the ones he usually wears but in gold and black

raab got him a drawing of himself, painted from a guy he new and it looks sick, ryan was in shades of blue with a yellow background

dico got him a few graphic tees, some with just text on it (one saying mustang girl in glittery font) to shirts of his favorite bands

bam got ryan a bunch of cool mod decals for his cars, he also got him some things to mod his cars with, tools and such

and you got ryan 2 plane tickets to go to iceland, and a tour package thing to sight see and go to some new places the crew and him had never seen before, u told him he could pick anyone to go with him, from the crew, family, anyone it was his choice

he was so happy with all his gifts, they were all perfect but he liked urs the best, he ended up picking u to go on the trip with leaving bam to in the future by his own ticket so he could go with u (hes not missing a trip to iceland ofc)

after the gift opening the party begins

the night consisted drinking, dancing to music rake brought, telling jokes and stories, smoking a bit of weed and bran freestyling his heart out

it was a perfect night

the rest of the crew went to bed at 3:00am, dico being first then raab then rake then bam

u and ryan had stayed up still talking, watching the sky and reminiscing on early days

the two of u ended up falling asleep on a blanket in front of the first while star gazing

u had ur head on ryans shoulder as u was talking it made u fall asleep bc his voice was so calming

when he looked over u and were sleeping he wasnt mad

he pulled u closed and started to doze off himself

“thank you, so much, for the perfect birthday y/n.” he whispered as u slept

you really knew him well, he was so glad to have u in his life

the next morning the guys found the two of u put there, surrounded by red cups

but even tho u guys got woken up to the crew poking fun at u two

it didnt matter

because ryan was happy, his birthday went beautifully

and thats all that mattered to u

ryan being happy

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hope yall enjoyed the little drabble i decided to write out of nowhere. i promise u guys a pt 2 to the bams sister story will be coming soon, also a bam/reader/ryan will DEF be coming soon i js have been studying for finals week so ive been hella busy, with this story i tried my hardest to add some actual facts into it, like ryan living in ohio, the gifts he got, the things they did, etc,. sorry if its not exactly accurate i tried lol, see ya guys!

#AUGHHEJWJE I LOVE RYAN #hes so eepy #hes literally my bf #i love him so so so so much #i hope he did actually have a great birthday #him in zach prob celebrated 🥹#rip ryan dunn we miss u !#jackass #cky crew #cky x reader #cky4 #cky2k #ryan dunn #ryan dunn x reader #cky3 #cky clip #Spotify

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lieutenant-cinnamon-roll · 1 year

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CKY Birthday Gift Headcanons (because apparently I can't sleep):

Bam - he gets you the best present, but this is simply because he threw his money at April and begged her to buy something because he has no idea. If left to his own devices he will get you something gaudy and insanely expensive.

Ryan - for your birthday he gives you a hug. Not because he forgot, but because the idea of going out and trying to find something you'd want seems frustrating and exhausting to him. Sometimes he showers beforehand as an extra treat.

Raab - now Raab 100% forgot. However, he does feel terrible about it and insists on buying you a drink at the bar later, and is loudly (read: drunkenly) telling anyone who will listen that it's your birthday.

Rake - he never forgets anyone's birthday, but tends to go with the traditional bottle of alcohol as a gift. Is always the first one to wish you happy birthday.

Novak - he gives you $10. He is conviently forgetting he owes you $50.

Dico - it is 50/50. Either he gets you the most thoughtful gift because you mentioned it once and it was something really hard to get hold of and he made it a challenge to find it, or he will fart and say that's your gift. There is zero inbetween.

#cky crew #brandon dicamillo #dico #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #ryan dunn #chris raab #raab himself #rake yohn #cky headcanon

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dunnswrld · 2 years

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Fics and Headcannons Masterlist!

note: any link that is bolded is nsfw or has mentions of nsfw! and anything with a ♡ is a favorite of mine and ☆ is a reader favorite!

Johnny Knoxville Fics!

☆ The Office of Love!

On The Floor!

Lime, Salt, and Tequila!

♡ ☆ The “Enhancement” Pill!

First Tattoo ft Steve-o!

Road Head!

Playgirl!

Car Rides and Confessions!

♡ Birthday Girl!

Uptown Girl!

Honey

Johnny Knoxville Headcannons!

How You Two Met Hcs!

Johnny Dating Shy!Gn Reader Hcs!

Size Kink Hcs!

♡ ☆ Johnny Dating a High Maintenance Reader!

☆ Johnny Dating Bams Sister Hcs!

Ryan Dunn Fics!

Premieres and Car Doors!

Ryan Dunn Headcannons!

Dating Ryan Hcs! (this is the first thing i ever posted!)

How You Two Met Hcs!

☆ ♡ Ryan Dating a High Maintenance Girl Hcs!

Size Kink Hcs!

Chris Pontius Fics!

Bad Day!

Chris Pontius Hcs!

How You Two Met Hcs!

Dating Chris Pontius Hcs!

Wearing His Clothes Hcs!

Size Kink Hcs!

♡ ☆ Chris Dating a High Maintenance Girl Hcs!

Steve-o Fics!

Body Shots!

Lover Boy!

First Tattoo ft Johnny Knoxville!

Camo Swimsuits and Alligators!

Surprise!

Steve-o Hcs!

How You Two Met Hcs!

Dating Steve-o Hcs!

♡ ☆ Steve-o Dating a High Maintenance Girl Hcs!

Bam Margera Fics!

☆ The Love Hotel!

Stress Reliever!

Honey I’m Home!

Jealousy!

Bam Margera Hcs!

How You Two Met Hcs!

Size Kink Hcs!

♡ ☆ Bam Dating a High Maintenance Girl Hcs!

☆ Bam Dating Rockstar!Reader Hcs!

Dave England Fics!

Friends with Benefits!

Dave England Hcs!

♡ ☆ Dave Dating a High Maintenance Girl Hcs!

Ehern Mcghehey Fics!

wow… such empty…

Ehern Mcghehey Hcs!

♡ ☆ Ehren Dating a High Maintenance Girl Hcs!

Brandon “Dico” DeCamillo Fics!

wow… such empty…

Brandon “Dico” Decamillo Hcs!

Dating Dico Hcs!

No Specific Member Fics!

wow… such empty…

No Specific Member Hcs!

Working on The Camera Crew Hcs!

How You Got Recruited Hcs!

Couple Halloween Costumes!

#jackass #johnny knoxville #bam margera #ryan dunn #steve o #chris pontius #dico #ehren mcghehey #dave englad #dunnswrld masterlist

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welcometojackass2022 · 2 years

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Dating Brandon DiCamillo (aka Dico) Would Include:

Maybe I should do these for all the Jackass guys?

These are SFW cuz I’m saving my NSFW stuff for Dico’s NSFW alphabet.

You and Dico being best friends, partners in crime, and a comedic duo all in one. Sure, you kiss and fuck and go on dates and all that good stuff, but all of that pales in comparison to how incredibly close the two of you are outside of just being a couple. You tell each other everything (and I mean everything, from embarrassing stories to incriminating secrets), you’ve seen each other at your absolute worst, you pull pranks and annoy people together all the time, and both of you constantly crack jokes, trade one-liners, and make references that only the two of you understand. You and Dico have so much fun together and enjoy each other’s company in a way that not all couples do. You’re easily his best friend in every sense of the word and the two of you could spend all day together and not go insane or start hating each other.

Being the only person Dico feels totally comfortable not being funny around. Dico’s known as the funniest guy in the group, and he’s basically like the class clown. Because that’s his role in the group, he always feels a little pressure to constantly be on his a-game and constantly make jokes. With most people, he’s usually a little sarcastic and tries to be as funny as he can, even when he’s not in the mood to be funny. With you, it’s very different. Dico doesn’t feel like he has to make jokes or be funny constantly for you to want to be with him, so he’s usually a lot more genuine with you and really lets his guard down and just tells you what he’s thinking without trying to make it comical. He’s not always in a funny mood, and with you he doesn’t have to be.

Helping him with all of his pranks. As I mentioned before, you and Dico are partners in crime. Anytime he’s about to cause problems or pull a prank on someone, you’re standing right there ready to either film their reaction or participate in the torment. People get scared if they see you standing there alone without Dico cuz it almost always means that he’s hiding somewhere nearby waiting to sneak-attack them. There would be so much footage in the CKY videos of you laughing your ass off filming Dico while he’s doing mean shit to his friends. Rubbing his shit on Ryan’s face while he slept? You were there. Those random street fights he was in where we have zero context as to what the fights were about? You were there. If trouble is about to go down and Dico is involved, you’re guaranteed to be there too, and both of you are willing to throw punches to protect each other if you absolutely have to.

Dico getting you the absolute weirdest gifts he can think of for special occasions. If it’s for a holiday or event that he actually cares about (your birthday, maybe Christmas, etc) then he’ll get something that’s odd and hard to come by but still something he knows you’d like. If it’s something he doesn’t give a shit about (Valentines Day and anniversaries, and do NOT try to argue here cuz we both know he wouldn’t care about either of those things) then he’ll get the most generic card he can find and just write a little note inside that he knows will make you laugh. I can’t lie though, sometimes he’d probably do something cheesy and romantic like win you a stuffed animal at a carnival or buy you chocolate. He does love you, even if he’s not a fan of mushy gushy holidays and anniversaries and stuff.

Helping him with all his characters. Whether it’s a character for something he’s doing with Bam and the guys or just a random comedic character he wants to use for a bit, you’re always his go-to for help with the costume, finding the right accent, coming up with odd character quirks, etc etc. He always tests his characters on you to see if they make you laugh, and if they don’t he tries something else. There’s probably behind the scenes footage of you and him off to the side during one of the movies where he’s practicing a character and you’re helping him decide which voice he likes better. He really trusts your opinion cuz he thinks you’re funny and so you’d know what’s funny and what isn’t.

Dico wanting you to try on some of his costumes. For some reason he finds it absolutely hilarious when you dress up as one of his characters (like Rut Ru) and try to do the voice and imitate him. I can also see him wanting to come up with characters for you to portray so that you can have roles in the movies alongside him. If he can write you into the script somehow, he will, and he’ll make sure you’ve got the funniest character he can possibly come up with when he does it. I think he’d also be really impressed if you came up with your own funny characters and voices and bits and stuff like that, and he’d be super supportive and helpful, giving you tips and advice and feedback on the characters.

Being a surprisingly affectionate and touchy couple. Maybe not full-on PDA, but he’s always touching you in some way, whether it’s by having his arm around your waist or around your shoulders or holding your hand or even just lightly touching your thigh when he sits next to you. Depending on how comfortable he is with whoever’s around, sometimes he’ll be hugging you from behind when the two of you are standing around doing nothing, and if you’re sitting on the couch or whatever he’ll have you sitting in his lap or he’ll pull your legs over his lap or something like that. He just really likes for the two of you to be touching in some way.

Dico being a sucker for kisses. Not little pecks, not full on making out, kisses. As in like three to four second-long kisses where both of you audibly say “mmmwah” when you do it. Obviously there’s a bit of a comedic element and he’ll probably play it off as mostly being a joke, but he actually does enjoy those kinds of kisses and he’ll give them to you all the time when the two of you are alone together or when you’re around people he’s comfortable with, like Bam.

Dico being very overprotective when it comes to the guys trying to prank you. He knows you can take it, and he’s not trying to be overbearing, but there’s no way in hell he’s gonna let Bam throw heavy objects at you while you’re distracted or let one of the other guys smear something gross on your face while you’re sleeping. He’s not opposed to all pranks (they can go for the classic immature shit like fart machines and whoopie cushions and dropping fake insects in your drinks and stuff like that) but if it’s something that would actually hurt you or upset you in any way then he’s shutting it down. Don’t think that means that Dico won’t prank you himself, though. You and him are always involved in some kind of prank war with each other, and he’s a lot more willing to allow meaner pranks when he’s the one pulling them and not his friends.

You and Dico always listening to music together. Take any random episode of Viva La Bam or clip from CKY and the camera will probably pan over at least once to reveal you and Dico sitting on the couch sharing earbuds or listening to a CD together while either exaggeratedly head-banging or comically under-reacting to the music. You don’t necessarily have to listen to the same things, since you both don’t mind taking turns listening to each other’s stuff. Dico would 100% be the type to make you meaningful mixtapes with hand-colored covers and nice titles and actual thought put into them, but he’d also be the type to give you a mixtape that’s just 30 minutes of him screaming into a microphone because he thinks it’s funny to see your reaction.

Dico calling you either babe, baby or sweetie most of the time. I can’t see him calling you love or darling or pumpkin or anything like that, he’s pretty casual with pet names. I don’t know how he’d feel about you calling him pet names; he’d probably make fun of you a little bit if you used them but I’m sure there’s one or two of them that he would actually be really fond of, secretly.

Dico and you watching movies together a lot. Mostly comedies, stand-up specials, cheesy horror movies, and those old westerns that he finds to be hysterical for some reason. He’s the type who gets super talkative during movies and will comment on everything and rewind stuff over and over to laugh at, so if that bothers you then he’s not the best person for you to watch movies with.

Wearing Dico’s clothes and hats all the time. He likes seeing you wearing his stuff, especially his baseball cap, cuz he thinks you look cute in it and it helps show people that you’re his. The guys comment on it sometimes, and Dico just grins and makes a braggy comment about how none of their girlfriends wear their stuff as much as you wear Dico’s stuff, and how that shows how proud you are to be dating Dico. The guys usually shut up at that point out of jealousy.

Helping Dico out with that erotic cooking video he did in “Don’t Feed Phil”. Dico really wanted you to be there alongside him, licking batter suggestively off an egg beater and stuff like that. You were very impressed by the way he stuck his fingers in that cheesecake.

#brandon dicamillo #brandon dicamillo x reader #brandon dicamillo smut #jackass #cky crew #cky #viva la bam #bam margera #jackass x reader #jackass smut #jackass imagine #cky x reader

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xion92 · 3 months

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A honest Quiche analysis (in Italian)

Today is Quiche's birthday, sooo it's the right time for me to write down my thoughts about him. He's not exactly my favourite character (euphemism), but I've never written anything about him so far. I've written a lot about Masaya and Ichisaya, in every sauce, but never about Quiche. Going against my habits, I'll post this analysis in Italian (I know, I'm lazy), but you can use google translate. First and last time I write about him, because, as you will read later, there isn't really anything else I could say about his character.

Vorrei soffermarmi ora su Quiche, e vorrei trattarlo in maniera approfondita, perché ho sempre un grosso punto interrogativo sulla testa quando si arriva a questo personaggio. Per essere chiara, non riesco a capire perché sia un personaggio che gode di così ampio consenso in una certa parte del fandom. Chiaramente non può essere per la sua costruzione, perché Quiche soffre di tanti problemi quando si arriva a questo punto. Certamente il suo più grosso problema è l’essere stato praticamente copia-incollato dal manga. Tutti i personaggi del manga avevano dei difetti di caratterizzazione più o meno grandi, ma nella trasposizione gli autori si sono curati di correggerli e ampliare i personaggi. Gli unici che potevano essere lasciati così com’erano erano quelli che anche nell’originale si reggevano bene, come Tart e Keiichirou. Quiche invece com’era nel manga l’hanno preso e l’hanno trasferito nell’anime, aggiungendo solo qualcosina che però non corregge nulla degli enormi problemi che aveva nel materiale di base, e anzi in certi casi lo peggiora.

Iniziamo dal principio: Quiche è un personaggio che ha la caratteristica di ruotare quasi interamente attorno a un altro personaggio, cioè Ichigo, e non lo dico esagerando. Dal momento in cui la vede si ossessiona all’istante e non fa altro che pensare a lei, sia durante le battaglie, sia sull’astronave, sia quando fa qualunque cosa, lascia le battaglie anzitempo quando lei non c’è perché senza di lei non si diverte, addirittura passa dall’ossessione per Ichigo all’ossessione per il Cavaliere Blu per gelosia (non lo dice chiaramente ma il motivo è facilmente intuibile). Okay, è un personaggio satellite di un altro e ci può stare, il problema è che non viene mai spiegato né mostrato in alcun modo il perché. Soprattutto perché per tutta la durata della storia non ci interagisce praticamente mai e quindi non arriverà mai minimamente a conoscerla, come è quindi possibile una cosa del genere? Semplicemente Quiche trova Ichigo divertente, ma è questa una giustificazione e costruzione accettabile e profonda? Un ragazzino infantile che trova un giocattolo con cui divertirsi? E perché solo lei e non le altre Mew Mew? Nulla ci viene mostrato e nulla ci viene spiegato. Ma ci rendiamo conto di che gigantesco difetto di caratterizzazione sia? Un personaggio che ruota attorno a un altro senza un perché?

E questo non è tutto: Quiche ha dei problemi psicologici evidenti che gli altri due alieni non hanno, il che significa che questi tratti caratteriali sono peculiari suoi, e non sono la norma per la sua specie. Viene forse spiegato o mostrato qualcosa sul suo passato che possa averlo fatto diventare così folle? Una backstory che lo approfondisca un po’, qualcosa? Assolutamente no. Quindi abbiamo un personaggio che non ha un fondamento e non ha una motivazione per il suo modo di comportarsi, e già si parte molto male. Vabbè, ma magari anche se parte senza basi, potrà comunque avere uno sviluppo adeguato, no? No. Quiche è un personaggio statico (o meglio, che “cresce” a scatti solo nell’ultimo quarto di storia) che considera Ichigo semplicemente il suo giocattolo, senza uno straccio di evoluzione o cambiamento per i tre quarti della serie, e poi, dal nulla, in uno degli ultimi episodi, si mette a piangere perché Ichigo non lo ama, in perfetto stile incel. Così. Senza una costruzione, una crescita, qualcosa che giustifichi questo cambiamento. È un cambiamento appunto a scatto, totalmente casuale e non supportato da alcunché. Certo, ci può sempre essere la possibilità che in quella scena stesse fingendo e stesse solo cercando di manipolarla, visto che in questo sembra essere bravo (lo fa con Minto e anche con Masaya), ma a me non sembravano affatto lacrime finte, il che, paradossalmente, è molto peggio. Se fosse stata una finta sarebbe stato quantomeno coerente con la caratterizzazione avuta fino ad ora. Veramente, a meno che questo alieno abbia problemi di personalità multiple, la cosa non ha alcun senso. Aggiungiamo anche il fatto che questo povero cristo cerchi di indagare sul Cavaliere Blu per un quarto della serie, e poi non è che “arrivi” a capirne l’identità tramite ragionamento, raccogliendo indizi e prove, ma ha letteralmente, semplicemente una visione, anche questa non giustificata e che di fatto annulla tutti gli sforzi che aveva fatto prima per arrivare a capire chi fosse, in quanto non c’è nessun collegamento con ciò che ha osservato prima su di lui e quello che ha “capito” poi. Quindi niente, accantoniamo anche le sue capacità di indagini e deduttive.

Oltretutto la sua improvvisa ribellione a Profondo Blu alla fine della serie è ugualmente senza senso e tirata fuori dal nulla, perché: PB è un dio, dal punto di vista degli alieni, positivo e che li voleva davvero aiutare; inoltre Quiche, per tutta la serie, è fedele a PB tanto quanto Pie, senza mai uno sprazzo di dubbio, quindi, per la seconda volta, che cambi all’improvviso idea solo per difendere una terrestre che neanche conosce e con cui non ha quasi mai interagito, senza un’indagine psicologica, un’evoluzione, niente, che lo giustifichi, quando fino a poche ore prima la avrebbe ammazzata perché non voleva stare con lui, dimostra ancora una volta la sua scrittura povera. L’unica giustificazione che potrebbe avere è il classico pensiero malato “se la ammazzo io va bene, ma se lo fa qualcun altro no”, che non sarebbe neanche lontano dalla realtà, visto che aveva provato a strangolarla poche ore prima, e se non era riuscito ad ucciderla era solo perché Masaya era intervenuto, non certo per un suo ripensamento all’ultimo. Ha infine un ultimo scatto di crescita “a caso” nell’ultima puntata quando, tornato in vita, dopo una serie intera passata a imporsi su Ichigo, dichiara che tutto quello che desidera è la sua felicità. Anche questo cambiamento, che dovrebbe rappresentare la maturazione del personaggio, viene fatto senza nessun approfondimento, spiegazione o giustificazione. Perché così all’improvviso? Forse perché si è reso conto che è stato proprio l’amore di Ichigo e Masaya a guarire il suo pianeta? Potrebbe essere, ma non viene accennato nemmeno uno straccio di spiegazione. Ironicamente, potrei pensare che questo improvviso cambio di idea l’abbia avuto perché l’esperienza di morire e poi resuscitare gli ha fatto bene alla testa, in fondo non è una cosa che ti capita tutti i giorni. Lo so che probabilmente la spiegazione non è questa ma, per quello che la serie ci ha mostrato, avrei tutto il diritto di pensarlo (d’altra parte, quando hanno fatto lo sforzo minimo di dargli uno straccio di motivazione con una battuta aggiunta lo hanno affossato ancora di più, considerando che tale battuta è “è la prima volta che una ragazza mi abbraccia”. Se non avessero aggiunto niente del tutto al suo personaggio rispetto al manga ne sarebbe uscito meglio e con più dignità).

Ora, fatta questa analisi, mi si può spiegare come mai questo personaggio piace così tanto? Veramente basta che un cattivo abbia un buon design e faccia delle facce da psicopatico per avere un consenso così grande? Cavoli, ma allora non mi stupisco affatto che lo staff di New non si sia minimamente preoccupato di caratterizzarlo e ampliarlo rispetto al manga, e quando ci ha provato lo ha di fatto peggiorato. Se alle sue fan basta così poco per apprezzarlo, perché sforzarsi di dargli una base, una backstory e delle motivazioni? Io me li vedo durante la scrittura del terzo episodio, in cui si era accennato a uno sprazzo di profondità del personaggio che poteva essere ben sviluppato, ma che non è stato toccato mai più. “Ragazzi, ho appena inserito questa frase aggiunta a Quiche che si incuriosisce che Ichigo salva le sue compagne, quando credeva che i terrestri fossero egoisti. Ora nelle prossime puntate dobbiamo sviluppare questo tema.” “Ma no, non serve. Basta che compaia in scena e le sue fan fanno la ola, non stiamo a sprecarci tempo.” Mi pare accurato.

#tokyo mew mew #tokyo mew mew new #tmm quiche #analysis

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vivaladunn · 1 year

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it’s dico’s birthday today go steal a golf cart he would want it

#be committed to the bit for him #brandon dicamillo #jackass #viva la bam

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meegadeeth · 2 years

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Jackass/CKY head cannons if they all knew each other when they were in middle/high school and were friends lmao.

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• Whenever they were all in the van and listening to music, whoever was closest to the radio would turn on a song from N'Sync or Backstreet Boys and then all of them would just stare at Bam and wait.

- "What do you fuck-heads want?" (Bam)

- "C'mon Bam, we know you have a boy band side! (Johnny)

- "That's not true!" (Bam)

- "Ryan said so!" (Johnny)

- "DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! I HAVE PROOF!" (Ryan)

And soon enough when everyone acted like they weren't paying attention Bam would mumble every word to the song.

• The guys would make fun of Bam for being emo. Like they were all getting ready for something and Bam would walk out in the EMOIST shit he could and Ryan would just put his face in his hands before laughing while everyone just shook their heads and Bam stood, confused.

• Bam and Ryan would just make eye contact and instantly lose their shit with laughter. Like Jeff could be talking about something and everyone turns around to see the two laughing with tears streaming down their faces but also being across the room from each other.

• Sometimes Johnny would do/say something very southern / country like and the others would just stare at him.

- "Jesus, it's hot out here." (Ryan)

- "You're sweatin' like a muddy pig in its pen on a humid day!" (Johnny)

- *Everyone staring*

- "What?" (Chris)

- "Ryan's sweating real hard." (Johnny)

- "Oh, okay." (Steve-o)

- "Christ, just say that next time, not all of us speak hick." (Bam)

• Bam and Ryan would make each other playlists or give song recommendations to each other and the other would make sure they make time to listen to it.

• On road trips they would all definitely take turns driving except Ryan.

- "Alright, I'm done, who's turn is it?" (Ehren)

- "Me! I want a turn!" (Ryan)

- "No!" (Bam, Dico, and Raab)

• I feel like when Bam and Ryan first met and since Bam was 12 and Ryan was 16 (if I remember correctly) I feel like Ryan and Bam would go do something with a crowd and Ryan would grab Bam's arm and just, "EXCUSE ME! BAM IS TRYING TO GET THROUGH! THANK YOU!"

• Whenever Bam or Jess did something stupid Ryan, Dico, Rake, Raab, or Novak would all act like April and yell at them in a high-pitch voice.

• Raab and Bam would go to school dances together if they didn't have dates and absolutely ruin it for everyone.

• Whenever another guy got hurt and bitched about it or was in a bad mood I feel like the rest of the guys would say something like "I think it's time to change your pad/tampon!" Or "I think you put your tampon in the wrong way."

• Dave would shit in random places to stink it up for the other guys even when they weren't filming! Like Dave would sit next to one of them randomly and just start shitting to see how mad they get.

• Either Bam would make Ryan binge shows/movies or Ryan would make Bam binge shows/movies.

• Eventually Bam would end up calling Ryan, Ry. One time when they were all together and it slipped and the guys just looked at him and laughed, especially Ryan.

• They would call Bam and Ryan boyfriends.

• They would also call Johnny and Steve-o boyfriends.

• Bam would turn on scream-o songs and like scream them at the top of his lungs while Ryan just sits next to him and stares at him, wondering how he even understands the lyrics.

• On Ryan's birthday Bam would make sure to over-do it. Bam would literally leave his own house around 11 to make it at Ryan's so he could be right next to Ryan when it hit 12:00 AM on his birthday to scream until he woke up and then tell him happy birthday in the calmest way possible.

- "AAAAAHHHH! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!" (Bam)

- "Jesus Christ! What?!" (Ryan)

- "Happy birthday, man." (Bam)

- "Thanks, I guess." (Ryan with a sigh)

• Bam, Ryan, Novak, Dico, and Raab would race to school everyday and then race home after.

What I feel like their places would be:

1 - Raab (WON)

2 - Bam

3 - Dico

4 - Novak

5 - Ryan (LOST)

• None of their parents liked Bam, Dave, Raab, or Novak. I'm not saying I don't like them but it just has to be said!

• Everyone's parents adored Johnny though!

• April has tried to convince Ryan multiple times to take a long bath when he stays over for the night.

• Bam, Raab, and Dico always cheat off each other but obviously end up failing while Ryan and Novak don't even bother to try and cheat off them.

• The guys would do small and nice things for Ehren randomly and he would instantly back up and leave the room while the others were laughing and still trying to give him something.

- "Hey, Ehren. I got you something!" (Johnny with a wrapped present)

- "Fuck you!" (Ehren, rubbing away)

- "What the fuck?" (Steve-o)

- "I told you guys he hates surprises." (Dave)

• Bam and Ryan usually didn't vent to each other but when they did it was LONG talks that lasted for hours on Bam's roof or somewhere they wanted to be.

• Bam and Ryan would consistently have sleepovers.

• Raab and Dico watching cartoons til 5am.

• Jess waking up and finding Bam, Ryan, Raab, Dico, and Novak spread out around the living room, sleeping.

• Bam and Steve-o skating around Johnny and making fun of how he couldn't skate to save his life.

• Bam and Ryan staying up on call all night until April yelled at Bam for laughing and talking too loud.

• Bam joking about how he wishes he was that toy car (I'm sorry but we know he would).

• Wee-man always bagging Bam when he skates by on his skateboard.

• Bam showing Ryan little signs of caring about him like letting him pick music or making sure Ryan's in the passenger seat while he's driving and stuff like that.

• Steve-o scaring the guys while being in his clown make-up.

• Raab running around Dico while Bam chases him.

• Bam mocking Johnny with a country accent and calling him 'Young man' or 'Cowboy' all the time.

• Novak getting him and Bam matching stuff while Bam just rolls his eyes and acts like he hates it but he actually loves it.

• Preston and Wee-man having their own sleepovers because they're besties.

• Bam and Ryan randomly boxing each other. They aren't even mad. It could be in the morning and as soon as they see each other just BOOM.

• Ehren and Chris definitely have called Johnny daddy.

• Bam and Steve-o trying to teach Johnny to skate but simply giving up.

- "OW!" (Johnny)

- "Come on, Knoxville, get your ass up!" (Bam)

- "Come on! Try again, we don't care how bad it is!" (Steve-o)

• In return, Johnny would try to teach Bam and Steve-o how to do si do.

- "I'm not country enough for this!" (Bam)

- "Come on, Margera, get your ass up!" (Johnny)

- "You're not funny at all." (Bam)

• Chris would give someone a lap dance on their birthday rather they asked or not.

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ckygetsjobs · 5 months

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ryan thirst edit bc this MAN WOW

#i want to lick him like a cat #like his chest and everything #the track suit slays #birthday me getting his wishes and editing dico sexy track suit slutty fit #i’m sobbing and throwing up #jackass #viva la bam #cky #brandon dicamillo #dico

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hughrlgrosvenor11 · 1 year

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Happy birthday, Hugh Richard ! Thank you for your kind heart! 🎂🎈🎉✨🎁🌾🌞🦁

PS. Se un giorno un uomo che soffre di depressione (tuo padre) ha chiesto a Dio un figlio e Dio gli ha dato questo, allora Dio aveva piani perfetti per te! Se tu, essendo uno sp****t*z**, hai vinto questa sfida speciale e Dio ti ha permesso di nascere in questo mondo come uomo (erede) e di ricevere tutti questi titoli e opportunità (che tuo padre ha creato così diligentemente per te), allora Dio ha avuto una definizione molto chiara di te e del tuo scopo...

Non avrei mai pensato di scriverlo qui, ma se non te lo dico io, nessuno lo farà. —> Per favore, non bruciare la tua vita inseguendo il successo immaginario in dubbi piaceri... (E non sto parlando di sparare ora... Il fatto che tu non uccida gli animali per divertimento è molto encomiabile e generosamente! ) ... Dopotutto, la maggior parte delle persone in questo mondo può trascorrere tutta la vita, ma non raggiungere mai il tuo livello di "interazione non traumatica con denaro e opportunità" ... Abbi cura di te e apprezza ogni giorno che vivi, perché il tempo non ha prezzo! E possa il tuo tempo essere pieno di significato e scopo di qualità!

PS2. On Hugh Richard's birthday, I wish all his fans to have the opportunities and chances in your lives to achieve the same "untraumatic interaction with money and opportunities" that Gerald created for Hughie in his time. :) I wish you all prosperity and joy in life! :)

PS3. Once again, Happy Birthday, Hugh Richard! 🎂🎈🎉✨🎁🌾🌞🦁 https://www.instagram.com/p/CoAkyNotb_n/

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honeyleesblog · 11 months

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July 11 ZODIAC

Lively, shrewd in all things, Their personality is a peculiar blend of respectability and responsiveness, liveliness and reality, all of which make their organization very troublesome. They can capably guard your inclinations. They have an affection for extravagance and significance. Individuals brought into the world on this day frequently become profound masterminds, learned laborers who invest all their energy in extraordinary examinations. At the point when it works out, these individuals are connected to their books, are impartial, and seek after pay at work. They are likewise described by inconspicuous taste and honorable goals. It frequently happens that their family is here and there connected with the melodic or military world, and they, at the end of the day, show an energy for the two universes. It ought to be added that they have abilities connected with these two regions, yet with regards to music, they show a lot more noteworthy ability as entertainers than as writers. They can show exceptional capacities as mediators of crafted by others. Fretful, imperious, prevailing: they don't open themselves to any control and don't have any desire to rely upon anybody. They battle for a conspicuous position, communicating gifts for public execution and emotional expressions. What would it be a good idea for them to be careful about? In spite of the fact that they can handily zero in on their work, they will generally do so unreasonably and succumb to a craziness, limiting their field of vision. In a dissonant and hostile climate, they feel awful and risk experiencing agonizing encounters. They show extraordinary steadiness when they follow up on their own thoughts and activities. July 11 ZODIAC

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montponine · 5 years

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THIS bitch can LEGALLY! DRINK!

#my first legal drink was in the lobby bar in an airport hotel #not glamorous but it WORKS #also end hiatus because im no longer on a BOAT #it’s my BIRTHDAY #dico

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falconstarfall · 3 years

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Get to know me

I was tagged by @fedonciadale and @agentrouka-blog to answer 30 questions + tag 20 blogs you want to know better (At least I think it’s the same tagging game, though the numbers seem to vary).

name/nickname: None. Don’t mess with my name.

gender: Female

star sign: Gemini

height: 5’8 (That’s what the converter tells me anyway. Of course the only sane way to measure this is in cm, which would make it 173)

time: Right now? 16:03

birthday: Sometime in May, like half my family

favourite bands: I... don’t have any. I’m very much an “oh, I like this one song”-kind of person. The bands that have most songs on my Spotify are Guns N’ Roses, The Killers, Green Day, and Danish bands Dizzy Mizz Lizzy, Volbeat, and Folkeklubben.

favourite solo artists: Same, but I have spent hours of my life feeling melancholic to the soundtrack of Danish artist Tina Dico.

song stuck in my head: Shh! Blissfully empty right now!

last movie: Dirty Dancing

last show: the Crown

when did I create this blog: 2019

what I post: Almost exclusively ASOIAF, 90 % in an indignant tone of “I can’t believe people would misunderstand Sansa Stark like that.”

last thing I googled: glass bead crocus pattern... yeah

other blogs: no

following: 125

followers: 295

average hours of sleep: Idk, that varies. 7?

lucky number: 4

instrument: Piano

what am I wearing: Jeans and a knitted sweater with layers of wool underneath = lockdown winter uniform

dream job: For someone who started out with a lot of options open, I’ve spent an insane amount of time being derailed by ideas of prestigious jobs, and what my parents thought would fit based on who they thought I was - that includes starting a career that drained me of energy. I’m currently a student (again), and feel like I’m on the right track.

dream trip: I’m not much of a traveller, but ever since the virus hit I’ve felt a need to go to London to buy books.

favourite food: Hmm, I don’t think I have favourites. Something with cheese, and no meat.

nationality: if the music questions didn’t give it away, I’m Danish.

favourite song: Ugh. Am I expected to pick one? The drugs don’t work by the Verve. I might have picked a different one tomorrow.

last book I read: I’m almost embarassed by this because it was so awful, but my friend won a set of “The Duke and I” (Bridgerton #1) and shared it with me, and I hated it from the first page, but felt like I had to read the entire thing. I can safely say I will never be reading more of this series.

top 3 fictional universes I’d like to live in: Hard pass

tagging: Wow, I feel like everybody has already done this, but just in case you haven’t, and only if you feel like it @sansakatara @eonweheraldodemanwe @elegantwoes @trinuviel @jeynearrynofthevale

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dunnswrld · 2 years

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ok but imagine smut w fem reader and johnny on their first night back together after they’ve been fighting and broken up

Birthday Girl

a/n: Yes ofc I can! I'm so sorry if this is super long I got a wee bit carried away..

prompt: It's your birthday and in order to celebrate your best friend of years Bam throws you a party at castle Bam, lots of people came including the Jackass guys. But the only person you seem to care about is Johnny Knoxville.

warnings: Fem!reader, alcohol, SMUT!

"Attention everyone!" Your best friend, Bam, yelled from the top of the balcony that over looked the crowd home. "We all know the reason you all are here is to celebrate my lovely friend Yn's birthday!" Bam said with a smile as he threw an arm around you. "So since it's her birthday I think we need to sing her happy birthday!"

You roll your eyes at your friend with a laugh, Bam taking his arm off your shoulder as you felt something be dropped around your shoulders and placed on your head. You turned to see Ryan and Dico with large smiles on their faces, you looked down at your chest to see a satchel around you that said "Birthday Girl." You brought your hand to your head and felt whatever was placed on your head and quickly understood it was a crown.

"Thank you, boys." You smiled at Ryan and Dico, both of them nodding with a smile. "Ready? 1, 2, and 3!" Bam shouted, everyone in the house then began singing happy birthday to you. Your cheeks flushing a red from all the attention. The singing of happy birthday ended with a loud cheer. "Bam you know I hate being the center of attention like that." You said as you shoved the boys shoulder.

"It's your birthday! You needed to be sung happy birthday!" Bam said with a smile. "Oh and..." Bam said as he spun around and clapped his hands, someone throwing something to Bam. When Bam turned he had a large bottle of your favorite alcohol and a large smile on his face.

"Bam no way! These bottles are like $125!" You said as you took it out of his hands gently. "Well I thought for your birthday you deserved it." "Aw Bam-bam!" "Don't call me that!"

You laughed at Bam's sudden shift in mood as you gave him a side hug. "Thank you for the party Bam, I appreciate it." "Anything for my favorite best friend right?" You rolled your eyes at his words, "I'm not Dunn, Bam." Bam laughed at your words as he pulled away from your guys side hugs.

"One more surprise." Bam said, "What?" "Guess who is coming over?" "Ape?" "No. Not Ape." Bam sighed with a chuckle. "Johnny is." Bam smirked. "What?" "What do you mean what? He's my close friend and your boy toy crush so why not." "Bam that's totally not ok!"

"Why not? You two were two peas in a pod while we filmed the first movie!" You groaned loudly at your friends words, "God I need a drink." You groaned. You then looked down at your hand and remembered the large bottle of your favorite alcohol Bam gifted you, you quickly twisted off the cap and took a large chug.

The truth was you and Johnny dated secretly behind everyones back while filming the first movie but broke up a couple months after the movie was finished and released because of how you two (mostly Johnny) felt it was not appropriate for you two to date since you two did work together.

But the truth was you still really liked Johnny.

You decided it was best to follow along with Johnny's idea since you did work with him in the future. But in order to try and do that it made you have to ignore him for your own good. Which wasn't that hard since you weren't filming Jackass anymore and you two never called.

But you were dreading the day where he would be brought back into your world, and sadly, because of Bam, he was back.

"Woah woah woah, can't have your throwing that all up now." Bam said as he pulled the large alcohol bottle away from your mouth. "Yeah yeah." You said twisting the cap back onto your alcohol bottle.

"Are you ok? You got real upset when I mentioned Knoxville coming." "Huh? What no I'm totally fine!" You lied. "I'm going to go grab some cake." You said trying to get out of the topic of Johnny. You quickly pushed past Bam and walked down the spiral case as fast as you could in heels.

You hit the main floor that was crowded with people, some familiar and some not. You began to walk through the crowd many people telling you happy birthday as you passed and you made sure to tell them all thank you with a smile.

As you walked into the large kitchen it seemed to be completely empty, only one or two people in there filling their red solo cups with liquor. You walked toward the large island in Bam's kitchen that had three large birthday cakes all of them half eaten by guests. You realized you didn't really want cake, just an excuse for you to be able to leave and avoid Bam's questions.

You leaned up against the counter and sighed, your large bottle of alcohol still in hand. You looked at the large bottle of your favorite alcohol in your hands, not realizing that Bam wrote in marker on the bottle "Birthday Girls Drink!!!" making you chuckle.

You unscrewed the cap on the bottle and took another large swig hoping you would drink your thoughts away before Johnny came so you could still enjoy your party.

But what seemed to make your idea of drinking away your thoughts crumble was the familiar southern voice ringing through your ears.

"Hey Yn."

You turned your head to the voice and saw Johnny. Beat up red converse, light washed jeans with that stupid chain hooked onto them, his belt with a jackass belt buckle, a black t-shirt that had 'Kum and Go' in red and white on it, and his sunglasses only pulled his very original Johnny look all together.

"Hey Johnny." You said with a half smile. Johnny walked further into the kitchen and leaned onto the counter space near you. "So how is the, um- party?" He asked. "Fine." You said, earning a nod from Johnny.

An awkward silence filled the space between the two of you, the only thing that could be heard was the muffled party music and voices of guests.

You couldn't see Johnny's eyes since they were covered by his sunglasses but they were on you. Johnny thought you were the most beautiful girl he will ever lay his eyes on, and he felt like a complete idiot for ending things with you after the first movie.

He ended things cause he felt like he wasn't giving you what you deserved, he was always busy with Jackass and side projects and felt like you deserved someone who would always be able to be there for you and care for you.

But Johnny didn't want that, he wanted you to only be his.

"Oh happy birthday by the way." Johnny said with a half smile. "Thanks." You said with a nod before looking down at your feet.

Johnny didn't know exactly how to bring up your past relationship, he knew it was a sensitive topic for not just you but also him. So he knew he would be walking on egg shells if he dared to bring the topic up.

Johnny swallowed the lump in his throat, along with a bit of his pride, before he tried to speak.

"Hey uh Yn, can we talk?" Johnny said. You looked up at Johnny, knowing what he was asking to talk to you about. "What did you want to talk about?" Knowing very well the answer to your own question. Johnny sighed as he brought his hand to the back of his neck. "Us. Or whatever we were."

Shivers ran through your body hearing his words, what you and Johnny were was something special to you and you hoped was special to him too.

"What's there to talk about?" You asked in a flat tone. "I get it alright, ya deserve more than anything to be able to be an asshole towards me. I ended things between us when we were doing great maybe even more than great, but god Yn I couldn't tell ya how much I regret doin' that to us- no- to you."

You couldn't form any words and you didn't know if you had too. You only nibbled at your lip as you looked at the bottle of alcohol in your hands, feeling the effects of all the large swigs you took.

"You don't have to say anythin' to me, I just wanted ya to know I do regret what I did. I miss ya, a lot. I hope one day you can forgive me but hell I don't even know if I would forgive me-" "Knox shut your mouth." You spoke finally, Johnny quickly stopped speaking and payed mind to you. Even if you weren't going to say anything.

"It' fine, really, I get why you wanted to end things. But it did hurt and I wish we got to stay together longer, maybe even a really long time." The alcohol flooding your system giving you the confidence to say the last part.

"I wish we got to stay together longer too." Johnny said with a smile that seemed sadder than happy. Johnny threw his arm around you and pulled you closer to his body, rubbing your shoulder gently.

"I don't know why I thought us being together would get in the way of us workin'. It's real stupid now that I look back on it, we had a great thing going and I really messed it up just because I was scared of work." Johnny spoke. You looked up at Johnny who was already looking down at you. "Geez your stupid sunglasses are always in the way." You said bringing your hands up and taking his sunglasses off, folding them onto his shirt.

Johnny's eyes were now looking down into yours. His eyes every so often moving to a different feature on your face, your lips. You could see where his eyes were looking, and you were hoping that he would just kiss you already.

But when you watch his eyes only dart from your lips to your eyes again he was almost teasing.

"God Knoxville just kiss me already." You said placing your bottle of alcohol onto the counter you were leaning against then moving both your hands to Johnny's cheeks and smashing his lips onto yours.

You didn't care if Johnny could taste the alcohol practically dripping off your lips, this was something you would want sober and hammered.

Johnny's hands trailed to your hips, squeezing the fat around them as he tried slipping his tongue into your mouth to deepen the kiss he was longing for what seemed like months.

Your hand ran through Johnny's hair. Making his short brown hair stick up in spikes.

You pulled your lips away from Johnny's lips, realizing it probably wasn't the best idea to be making out so heatedly in the kitchen. Johnny's face had a pink blush spread across his cheeks as his lips sparkled with his saliva- and probably a bit of yours.

"Let's go somewhere more private." You said is a quiet tone, Johnny smirking at you as he processed your quiet words. "What don't want every body seein' me and you kissin' doll?" His tone was cocky, he knew the effect he had on you and you hated it.

"Shut it Knoxville." You said while your face heated up. You took things into your own hands and walked past Johnny, making sure to grab his arm and drag him with you as you walked down a hall connected to the kitchen.

You walked down the hall and pushed open a door, flicking the light on to reveal a small bathroom. Johnny shut the door behind him, pressing his back on the door as you reached over him and locked the door.

Both your bodies were close as your hand rested on the door knob, Johnny looking down at you with low, hungry eyes.

"You're a real looker sweetheart." Johnny said as he brought his hands to your lower back, pushing you closer to him if it was even possible. You could feel the tent in his pants pressed against yours leg, you became flustered as you looked away from his eyes.

The movement Johnny made next was sudden, he scooped you off your legs and placed you on the edge of the sink. Your legs dangling off the sink as you looked up in Johnny's eyes, your liquid confidence fully out of your body now.

Johnny moved his head closer to your ear as he gently whispered to you, "I'm a real dumbass for endin' things with you, you're so perfect in every way sweetheart." Johnny began to place gentle kisses on your neck as your hands moved to his shoulders. Tiny whines dropping from your lips as Johnny kept kissing your neck softly.

"Can I make you feel good birthday girl? Please let me make you feel good." Johnny said breathlessly in your ear, his hands traveling up and down your legs. You nodded your head yes as your grip on his shoulders tightened, the way his southern accent spoke made you crave the idea of him making you feel good.

"Words doll. I need words." Johnny spoke. Your face heated up as you quickly became flustered, the idea of repeating his words for him was enough to make you feel almost pitiful. "Please make me feel go-good Knox. I want you to make me feel good." You said quietly. Johnny chuckled at your quiet tone. "Where'd all that confidence go?" He snickered.

Johnny lowered himself onto his knees not breaking any sort of eye contact with you as he did so, your grip on his shoulders still apparent as he got on his knees. Johnny licked his lips as he gently placed his hands on your knees and spread your legs. Johnny could almost cum at the sight of your white lacy underwear that had a almost perfect wet patch on them.

A groan came out from his throat as he rubbed his hands up to your thighs pushing your short dress up in the process. "Always so wet for me doll, I love it, so damn much." Johnny spoke making your face feel even hotter if possible. Johnny placed his fingers under the elastic band of your underwear and began to tug them down gently, you raised your hips just enough to help him get them off.

Once Johnny got them off he shoved the pair of white lacy underwear into the pocket of his Dickies, not caring if you noticed his pervy action.

"Gonna give you the best apology and birthday present ever, birthday girl." Johnny spoke as he began to place gentle kisses on your thighs, wrapping his arms around your legs. As his small kisses got closer to your heat you began to whimper as the feeling of his lips on your legs again, you didn't realize how much you missed the feeling of intimacy with Johnny. Even if he ended up giving you the worst head- which defiantly wasn't going to happen- of your life you knew you would forgive him.

Johnny finally stopped teasing and placed one final gentle kiss on your cilt before he licks a slow and long stride up your pussy, making your hands retract from Johnny's shoulders and to the marble counter of the sink.

Johnny didn't waste anymore time as he began to lap his tongue over your sensitive bud of nerves.

It always amazed you how Johnny was so good at eating you out, he alway ate you out like he was a starving man. Johnny even saying he got so much pleasure from eating you out, it was almost guaranteed that every time he went down on you he was going to leave your legs shaking around him as you begged him to stop but he never would.

"Knox-" You said breathlessly as you tipped your head back, nothing but pleasure shooting through your spine. Johnny kept kissing and sucking on you but while doing so his tongue hit the perfect spot and instantly made you let out a pornagraphic moan.

Thank god for the loud party music blasting through the house cause if it wasn't playing someone definitely would have heard you.

The tent in Johnny's pants only grew harder as he heard your moan, he was completely getting off to the idea of making you feel good. Johnny began to circle his tongue around you until he found the same spot that made you moan loudly.

He knew he found it when your hand went to the back of his head, gripping his short brown hair as you pushed his head closer to your heat as you let out a series of short, high pitched moans.

You felt a tight knot quickly build in your stomach as Johnny only quickened the pace he had while flicking that sweet spot with his tongue. Your grip on his hair only tightened causing Johnny to let out a moan while he ate you out, vibrations from his moan shooting through your body.

"Johnny I'm go-gonna- shit! I'm gonna-" You cut yourself off with a moan as Johnny's tongue seemed to work magic on your pussy. Your legs began to tremble as you brought your hand to your mouth, embarrassed of how vocal you were being. When Johnny heard the sound off your now muffled moans he brought his mouth away from you. "Uncover your mouth birthday girl, I wanna hear that pretty voice of yours." Johnny spoke lowly. You hesitantly brought your hand off your mouth and Johnny picked up right where he left off, his tongue lapping your pussy at a heavenly pace.

It wasn't much longer until you reached your high all over Johnny's tongue, your moans sounding like heaven to the boy who was one his knees in front of you eating you out; helping you ride out your high and not even daring to slow the pace of his tongue.

Johnny looking up through his lashes to see such a beautiful sight, your head tipped back as your mouth hung open letting out moans, a hand propped up behind you to help you balance yourself. He could only imagine how great you looked from a higher angle. Making him wish you had taken him to your bedroom so he could see the beautiful faces you were making for him while you came on his tongue.

Once your began to breath slower Johnny pulled away from your heat, gently placing a kiss on your inner thigh before he dragged his hands up your body, following him as he rose to his feet.

You tipped your head back forward and saw Johnny with a blush spread across his cheeks as his mouth and chin dripped with your arousal and what was most likely his spit. Even though his mouth and chin was lingering with the mix of liquids you brought your hand to his cheek and placed a small kiss on his lips.

When you pulled away from the softer kiss Johnny was smiling, he wrapped his arms around and pulled you in for a hug.

"Hope you can forgive me birthday girl, cause I'm really crazy about you." You giggled at his sentence as you wrapped your arms around him. "I'm crazy about you too Knox." You heard a sigh come from Johnny but one that sounded like he was happy.

You two stayed in the hug for a bit, not saying anything to one another and just enjoying the feeling of being close like this again.

"Here let's get cleaned up, can't have ya missing your own party." Johnny said as he finally pulled away from the hug, reaching over to the top of the toilet and pulling out several tissues. "But what about you? I don't mind-" "That won't be needed." Johnny laughed nervously cutting you off. You cocked a brow at him then moved your eyes down to his pants, a small wet spot on them as Johnny moved his hand to cover it.

"Ah geez don't stare, it's embarrassin' enough already." You laughed at Johnny's embarrassment before placing a small peck on his cheek. "Don't be embarrassed Knox, I think it makes you even hotter." You teased. Johnny only flashed a goofy smile at you.

"Thanks birthday girl."

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