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vivaladicamillo · 27 days
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im having dico brain rot so bad someone shoot me
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freewaypsycho · 1 year
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Same
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I guess this is called "Loogie in an eyeball"
Dunn did NOT have to make it all bubbly and foamy and shit omfg
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my new cky and bam magazine clippings from kerrang! august 2003 ✮ ✮
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philipjohnclapp · 1 year
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dudeee could you write headcanons on a female cky member who’s dating knox? it’s literally my dream but i’m terrible at writing my own stuff 🥹
( it would also be sick if you write about how her relationship is with everyone — especially vito cause he’s fucking hilarious — cause i imagine her being on cky and jackass *the tv show and movies* )
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CKY member dating Knoxville Headcanons
A/N: I have zero idea what I’m doing, but I decided to include my favorite of the cky guys. Circulated towards more CKY as a whole and not Jackass simply because I didn’t wanna portray what is overdone already with Y/N. I hope you are satisfied, and once again my inbox is open. I love doing headcanons! Remember I’ll write anything for any fandom. I’m willing to do another part with more CKY, or turn this into a fic, also, I could do another part with the Jackass guys. Been working on this for a while, my bad for taking so long.
CKY Band Headcanons:
- Knoxville is jealous, I mean since he saw you in CKY. He gets jealous because of how close the guys are to you, and overall because of how much time they spend with you.
- Going along with the jealous thing whenever any of the guys are touching you in any way he gets all snappy and jealous.
- He makes it obvious too, and the guys have definitely gotten their asses handed to them a few times.
- Most of the time you intervene before it can happen.
- For the life of you, you can’t get Knoxville to like Jess. He doesn’t hate the guy, but even when things are just normal he’s still pissy.
- Knoxville definitely wishes you two met sooner, and he rambles on about it even if it wasn’t physically possible for you to meet sooner.
- He often jokes about making his own band just with you in it so he could have you all to himself.
- Definitely finds you being in a band sexually appealing.
- He’s absolutely amazed whenever you’re playing an instrument or singing.
- Sometimes he likes to join in even though he can’t sing or play for the life of him. At least he thinks he can’t sing, when he tries it sorta has a southern drawl to it and it just drives you wild as well.
- His accent is definitely more heavy when you’re around, and he’ll exaggerate it just because he knows how much you like it.
- When around the guys he always is touching you in some shape or form.
- He’s like a helicopter mom.
- Will try to go to every one of your concerts and definitely owns at least three of every merch item.
- Can't fight, but WILL fight fans who are creepy to you.
- Whenever you’re touring with the guys and he can’t go with you, bet your ass your phones are ringing non stop off the hook, and if you don’t answer? Well, he’ll harass the guys.
- He’s definitely gotten blocked by some of them.
- Definitely tried to make a shitty song for you once for Valentine’s Day; it was horrible, but you loved it.
- He definitely burns CDs with different songs for you.
- Try to listen to heavy rock and such to fit in with your music taste, and in return you listen to some of his country shit.
- Most of the time y’all just bounce back to The Ramones and such.
- You two listen to a whole bunch of parody music together, like an ungodly amount.
CKY Movie Headcanons:
- Before you two met you were already in CKY, so you bet when you two started dating he rewatched the first few movies practically a million times.
- With the newer ones he always follows you around set, he’s definitely like your runner boy.
- When the guys go too far you bet your ass there’s clips of him going to the extreme.
- Definitely gets super jealous, especially because of how hansy the guys can be with you.
- If you and the guys are going drinking you bet your ass he’s tagging along, because of his jealousy and the fact he always wants to be around you.
- It’s also because he may or may not trust most of the guys you hang around, but he does trust Bam's parents.
- Always I mean ALWAYS french kisses you, and just overall gets heated with you around the guys.
- Has no shame, even one time he made a joke that they could watch.
- One night when things got specifically really heated, Bam tried to redeem that card. It did not go well, he got punched in the jaw.
Relationship with other CKY members:
Bam Margera:
- You two are tight, no surprise there cause you are.
- He hates that you’re with Johnny and when he’s not around he always asks you why you’re with him.
- He definitely secretly likes you.
- Even though he doesn’t like Johnny, you two are still close because all in all you were close with Bam before you ever were close with Johnny.
- Bam definitely brings that fact up when he’s talking to Johnny, Johnny absolutely hates it.
- He says he wishes he met you sooner [even though he grew up in shit fuck Tennessee.]
- You definitely were the one to teach Bam how to do his eyeliner, made him fall in love with it too.
-You did eyeliner for the first time on him as a joke, he was supposed to hate it, but he did not. Surprise!
Jess Margera:
- Your boyfriend likes him a whole lot more, and Jess doesn’t overstep boundaries.
- You love him to bits.
- You two platonically cuddle all the time, and it gets Bam so jealous.
- By now Johnny figured out that he really couldn’t do a thing about it, he’s over it.
- Sometimes if you two end up cuddling Johnny will just straight up join.
- Yor some reason he always calls the middle, it’s weird.
- Jess introduced you to most of your favorite singers (somehow)
- You two definitely have similar music tastes.
Ryan Dunn:
- Definitely drink together.
- He’s like a brother to you, like cmon.
- Definitely protective over you, but in a sibling type of way.
- He’s like your ride or die.
- Twin flame for real.
- You definitely bash him for his music taste.
- He bashed you for your taste in men.
- So far (he believes) Knoxville is the best guy you’ve dated.
- You’ve dated a lot of shit bags.
- Definitely pranks the shit outta you.
- Steal your cigarettes, like you never have any.
- You two do a lot of stunts together, Jackass and CKY.
- Still, you won’t share a room with him. He reeks.
Vito:
- He’s like an uncle to you, or a second father in his own weird way.
- You definitely do a whole lot of pranking to him when with Bam.
- Though, you of course do a whole lot on your own too.
- He can’t ever hold a grudge against you.
- Though he has tried (and failed) running after you one time, while Bam jumped on him from behind.
- It was funny.
- Still, you two have a good bond.
- Definitely watch different television shows together.
- Gets along with Knoxville.
Chris Raab:
- Let’s be honest, he is like an annoying little brother to you.
- Though, sometimes you call him Sid jokingly because he looks like the Sid from Toy Story.
- He got tired of it, it was funny at first though.
- Definitely do odd things together. Always up to the most weird things.
- You probably wear his clothes, sometimes.
- Definitely like to sit and listen to music together though.
- Even though Chris Raab probably falls asleep halfway through it.
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Being Bam’s Best Friend Who Has A Crush On Jess Would Include: (Jackass)
This was an anonymous request, I believe. I’m planning to do a full fic with a concept similar to this, which is the brainchild of @butttxray, so this one will probably have similar ideas to that one. This will span from like Bam being in high school to around the filming of Viva La Bam and all that.
Warnings: Gender Neutral Reader, Cursing, The usual grossness that comes with Jackass and CKY, nothing too sexual, Jess is only a year older than you so nothing weird in terms of age gaps
@asskickedbygirl @lieutenant-cinnamon-roll
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Okay so first off, I think the relationship you’d have with Jess prior to the two of you having a mutual interest in each other would depend on when you and Bam became friends. If you and Bam befriended each other in elementary or middle school, then I think your crush on him would be more along the lines of a typical “crushing on your friend’s older brother” kind of relationship. I mean, how could you not crush on your friend’s nice, cool, interesting older brother who has his own rock band? It would be the kind of thing where you’d get at least a little nervous every time you’d see him at the Margera house or at the skatepark, and you’d probably have to force yourself not to blush or stutter over your words. Nothing too unusual for a younger person crushing on a (slightly) older guy. Meanwhile, if you and Bam became friends later on, like in ninth or tenth grade, then the fact that Jess is Bam’s older brother would probably mean less to you. I can still see you finding him attractive and thinking he’s cool and nice and funny, but it wouldn’t have anything to do with him being slightly older, and you wouldn’t be quite so nervous around him. It would be less of a puppy love crush and more of a normal crush.
Regardless of when you’d meet Bam or what kind of crush you’d have on Jess, I definitely think you and Jess wouldn’t interact much up until around 1994/1995, when you and Bam would be about halfway through high school and when the friend group would really start recording a lot of the pranks and skits they do together. You’d see him occasionally while at Bam’s house or while you and Bam were out somewhere, but it would always be very short encounters. Jess is a nice guy, so talking to him would be pleasant enough, but I feel like he’d probably be a little busy with his band or just wouldn’t really know what to say to you since you’re Bam’s friend and not his own. If you asked him how he was or how his band was doing, he’d definitely answer and then ask a few questions of his own just to keep the conversation going, but it wouldn’t last long and he’d soon head off to band practice or to a music shop or wherever else he was going. By 1995, though, the CKY friend group would be hanging out a lot and filming clips of pranks and skits together pretty often, and both you and Jess would be present for these things, so you’d naturally start to get closer and interact a lot more than you did before.
If you weren’t already crushing hard on Jess before the two of you got closer, you would definitely be crushing hard on him now. The two of you would discover that you actually have a lot in common (comedic tastes, music tastes, movie tastes, interests, whatever you think you’d have in common with him) and would start talking a lot more, calling each other on the phone pretty often and having long talks anytime you’re in the same room. This is also when Jess would start to really like you. It’s not that he didn’t find you attractive before or that he didn’t like you before, but he just hadn’t really noticed how funny and interesting you were because he wasn’t really friends with you at the time and didn’t have the opportunity to talk to you a lot. Once the two of you really become close friends, he’d start to develop feelings for you too. Maybe not super strong feelings just yet, but definitely romantic feelings of some kind. You still wouldn’t be nearly as close to him as you are to Bam, but you’d at least be a lot closer than you were before filming for CKY.
Speaking of Bam, I think Bam would be the only one who wouldn’t pick up on the fact that you and Jess like each other, even after you and Jess get closer. I think Phil would have always known, even before it became mutual, and April would have started to pick up on it after Jess started calling you and hanging out with you a lot more, and even the other guys (Dico, Rake, Raab, Bottaro, the whole crew) would have begun to notice how close the two of you were becoming after a while, but Bam just never seemed to notice it. If you were nervous and blushed a lot around Jess, Bam just assume it was because you were intimidated by how cool Jess is. If you commented on how attractive and funny Jess is, Bam would just tell you to stop kissing his ass. Even once you and Jess start hanging out a lot and talking more, Bam still doesn’t seem to realize that there’s something there between the two of you. He’s just happy that his best friend and his older brother get along because it means he can hang out with both of you at the same time. The thought that Jess could have romantic feelings for you and vice versa just doesn’t occur to Bam at all.
You and Jess would really start to appreciate each other more while filming the first CKY video. Jess would be impressed by your ability to do dangerous and/or disgusting things for the video, like running into brick walls at full speed and eating live insects, and you’d be impressed by how talented Jess is at drumming and by how good his band is as a whole. Part of the reason you and Jess end up getting so close is because of how much he admires you for the things you’re willing to do for the sake of footage and for how funny you are; he’d go out of his way to talk to you more just so he could hear you crack jokes and suggest ideas for future pranks and stunts and skits. In return, you’d go out of your way to talk to him so you could ask him about his band and about his music tastes.
Once you and Jess get closer, the two of you gradually start to develop sexual tension as it becomes more obvious that you like each other as more than friends. One of you will make an impulsive comment about how hot the other is and then frantically backtrack, Jess will find himself staring at you while you’re talking and admiring how you look when you’re excited about something, you’ll find yourself laughing wildly at any and every joke Jess makes like it’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard, it’s almost ridiculous how many hints each of you unconsciously drop that reveal how attracted you are to each other. Again, Bam never notices any of it, but the rest of the guys certainly do, and they all undoubtedly tease you both about it pretty often. I think you and Jess would both sense it and would have slight suspicious that your feelings for each other are returned, but you’d both be too scared of being rejected to say it.
Eventually, something will happen to push your relationship with Jess from a vaguely tension-filled friendship to a full-on romantic relationship. It could be something as casual as you accidentally admitting to crushing on him while on the phone with him, or it could be something as elaborate as Dico, Raab and Rake locking you and Jess in a closet and forcing you to confess your feelings to each other because they’re sick of watching the two of you dance around the subject. Either way, finding out that your feelings for each other are mutual is a big relief for both of you, and it definitely gives Jess the push he needs to initiate a romantic relationship with you. I don’t think you’d immediately start an official relationship with him, or at least not openly. See, Bam may not realize the feelings that the two of you have for each other, but if he did, he’d be pissed, and you and Jess both know it. Bam’s a little possessive when it comes to his friends, and the idea of his older brother dating his best friend would definitely bring out his possessiveness and his childishness. So, for the first few months, you and Jess keep your relationship hidden from Bam.
Even though it’s a little stressful having to sneak around with Jess so Bam doesn’t find out, it’s also fun and at least a little thrilling. Jess sneaks you into his bedroom through the window at night and doesn’t tell Bam you’re there, the two of you call each other late at night to whisper and giggle about whatever pranks and skits you filmed that day, and he constantly sneaks kisses from you when Bam’s back is turned. There’s tons of raw camera footage of you and Jess being affectionate with each other when Bam’s not looking, usually as Raab and Dico and Rake laugh about it in the background, and while it’s a little dangerous (Bam would instantly flip his lid if he turned around and saw that), it’s also exciting as hell and makes it all the more special when you and Jess get to be alone and don’t have to hide your affection.
April and Phil would be so fucking happy that the two of you are together, and I’m not even exaggerating. Phil would be a little more calm about it, since he’s known about your feelings for Jess since day 1, but April would probably be ecstatic and the fact that you trusted her enough to tell her without being worried that she’d tell Bam makes her really happy. She thinks you’re perfect for Jess and would be really excited for the day when you and Jess can finally tell Bam and be open about your relationship, since in her mind that’ll be the day that Jess proposes (yes, she’d convinced that the two of you are gonna get married). She helps Jess sneak you in, makes up alibis and excuses for when the two of you hang out so Bam doesn’t get suspicious, and takes tons of photos and videos of the two of you being affectionate cuz she thinks it’s so cute. I can see her making the two of you a nice little scrapbook and gifting it to you after Bam finally finds out the two of you are together.
Speaking of which, we all know Bam has to find out eventually, so let’s get to how he acts when he finally does find out. First off, him finding out is 100% an accident. Up until that point, you and Jess would have been too worried about how Bam would react to even consider telling him, so him finding out would have to be because the two of you slipped up, not because you intentionally revealed it to him. He’d walk into Jess’s room without any warning while you were in there at 2am, or he’d overhear you giggling and flirting with Jess on the phone, or he’d turn around and see the two of you being affectionate behind his back, or he’d stumble upon April’s stash of cute photos of you and Jess. No matter how he finds out, his reaction would be instant: he’d throw a massive tantrum. Jumping around, yelling at both of you, angrily asking you what the fuck is going on, aggressively pointing his fingers at both of you, accusing Jess of stealing his best friend and accusing you of breaking the “friend code” (apparently Bam thinks there’s a code stating you’re not allowed to date your best friend’s brother), his totally freaking out and being in disbelief at the fact that the two of you have feelings for each other. Like I said, the thought that Jess and you could ever have non-platonic feelings for each other never occurred to him; Bam’s view of the world kind of revolves around his wants and needs, and you and Jess dating is not something he wanted or needed, so it never seemed like a possibility to him. You’re his best friend and Jess is his brother, and as far as he’s concerned, that’s all either of you should be to each other. Jess should only see you as Bam’s best friend, and you should only see Jess as Bam’s (less cool) older brother.
Once Bam finishes his little tantrum, he’d immediately leave the room in a dramatic fashion and go off to either the skatepark or his room. He’d blow off some steam and angrily rant to himself until he finally calmed down, and then he’d give you and Jess the silent treatment for however long he saw fit. It could be days, weeks, or even months. There’s no telling with Bam. After a while, though, I think it would finally dawn on him that his anger towards the two of you isn’t gonna change the fact that you and Jess are in love and aren’t breaking up anytime soon, even if it means Bam being mad at both of you for the rest of your lives. Obviously, Bam doesn’t want to lose his best friend or his brother, so eventually, he’d suck it up and accept it. He wouldn’t apologize for throwing a fit over it, but you wouldn’t expect him to do that anyway. Just the fact that he’s finally accepted it would be enough for you both.
Honestly, for as much as he initially went against it, I think Bam would eventually grow to really like you and Jess as a couple, even if he’d never admit it. You and Jess are actually really good together; you crack a lot of jokes together, you support each other through everything, and you don’t let your relationship have a negative effect on your friendships with the other guys. Sure, it’s not ideal that his best friend is dating his older brother, but it’s not as bad as he thought it would be, and it makes things more exciting. Your presence adds a lot to Jess’s endeavors (CKY’s music videos and tours), and Jess’s presence adds a lot to you and Bam’s endeavors (the CKY videos, Haggard, Jackass, and Viva La Bam). You and Jess are a fun couple, as much as Bam hates to admit it, and if anything, you’ve probably got an even stronger relationship with Bam now that he knows about you and Jess. In fact, you being with Jess probably ends up giving you a stronger relationship with all of the Margera’s as a whole.
Bonus: I think Jess would propose to you after like two or three years together, and I think he’d do it on stage during a concert. You’d be off to the side or watching from the front row, and then suddenly the spotlights would be on you and Jess would be getting up from his drums to get down on one knee and show you the ring he’s holding in his hand while his bandmates play something sweet like your favorite song or whatever song you and Jess like to dance to together. April would be sobbing in the front row, Phil would be grinning from ear to ear, and Bam would be the one holding the spotlight—later, you’d find out that he actually thought up the idea himself. Guess he came around after all!
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babybammargera · 1 year
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Cky crew member dating Ehren.
He’s a sweet boyfriend.
Holds your hand and gives you kisses all the time (not after filming the yellow snow cone bit tho)
Enjoys being with you even if it is with your idiot friends.
Jess and maybe Rake are probably the only ones who made fun of you at first.
I feel like for the most part the cky guys wouldn’t mind their friend dating Ehren.
Aside from Raab (if you’ve seen the clip you see where I’m coming from) but he’d mostly just be passive aggressive.
But the rest definitely find ways to annoy you about it especially if they wanna hang out.
The boys do prank him a lot when he’s around.
You really wanted to kick Bams ass after the tooth pull.
Bc now they say things like
“Where’s your toothless wonder?”
“Hey y/n do you keep Ehren’s tooth with you?”
Snowboarding trips w Ehren and the cky boys?
Having to hear about how bad the Mohawk is.
Ryan casually walking up after filming to steal part of whatever snack you’re eating and tell you
“Your boyfriend broke his tooth again and he slammed pretty hard”
Only for Dico to take the rest of said snack and say “dude he fell so hard it was hilarious”
Ehren mostly just rolls his eyes when your friends tell you before he can.
When you do go with him to set you probably make him ride with Bam and Ryan with you.
Same with premiers.
But he’s a good sport about it.
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autumnbrambleagain · 4 months
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my computer is largely the same, structurally, that it was back in 2000. that means the original folder systems are all where they once were. that means i have a Media folder, subdivided into things like "Play These" and "Watch Mes"
see, back in the day, to watch something, you had to download it. streaming even short video was too much to expect from most websites outside of flash videos, and even that was in its infancy.
so when a new hot video came out, you downloaded it as a .wmv, or a .swf, or a .mov, or a .mpg
you'd build up collections of these, and when you had friends over, and especially during LAN parties, you'd share these around. that's how you watched the Fensler GI Joe parodies. that's how you watched the once-famous and now-utterly-forgotten Battlefield 1942 Slim Shady video.
you downloaded funny family guy clips, gollum's award acceptance speech, the CKY skeletor video, and obscure shit like immobilien jackass.wmv and poop today.wmv
but things like vimeo and youtube happened, and now there's twitch, and streaming, and we live in an empheral world where it's become difficult to hoard moving images like it used to be. we've lost the download links. now you need to use a sketchy website to convert and download things, or know how to isolate the video file and download it directly.
my Watch Mes folder has been here since at least 2000, but the rate at which things have been added to it has slowed. sadly, the same has happened to my Play These folder, which held my music. it's become harder to download music, to collect it, to listen to it by any means other than streaming it. gone are the download links. now it's soundcloud links, apple music mystream deluxe subscriptions, youtube magenta hotstream verified content tunnel memberships.
my folder has been here since 2000. i can't say i have the same confidence in the longevity of the streaming services.
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xxtoriterrorxx · 2 years
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The Haggard Drinking Game
Me and my best friend watch Haggard pretty much every time they come over. We have seen this God forsaken movie more times than any human being should, not to mention the amount of times we’ve seen it on our own times. So we came up with a drinking game about it. (I’m aware I’m making fun of the movie a little but if I didn’t love this movie I wouldn’t watch it so much. This is just for fun ok)
Enjoy
take a shot...
every time there is an unnecessary skating sequence for filler
every time a HIM song plays
every time there is Bam/CKY merchandise plastered in the background
every time Raab makes the wEOOOooew sound
every time Don Vito talks about grapes
every time something gay happens
every time someone says WOODEEWOOWOO
every time Falcone says “Freon”
every time this clip of Hellboy is shown
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Enjoy the alcohol poisoning
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peejsocks · 2 years
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@ckygetsjobs i got you 🫡
here are the scenes in vhs 99 that include clips of ryan (no scary imagery shown <3)
i left in some stuff that shows it was clearly inspired by cky (even though its a lot cringier)
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vivaladicamillo · 11 months
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guys u dont get it im yelling
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freewaypsycho · 1 year
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Good morning
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"Hey Brandon, Do you have a marijuana cigarette I could have?"
This clip is from the unreleased CKY 5, the full movie will not and cannot be shared.
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sherlock-is-ace · 2 years
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ugh i watched a one minute clip of r*cky fuckvais and now I feel so physically uncomfortable, my god!
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jules-has-notes · 3 months
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My Shot — VoicePlay music video
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VoicePlay released their "Aca Top 10 — Broadway" countdown in late 2014, just a few months before Hamilton took the world by storm. That timing was lucky for the rest of us, because it gave the guys an incentive to cover (most of) an entire song from the show rather than just a snippet.
Details:
title: My Shot
original performers: cast of Hamilton: An American Musical (2015)
written by: Lin-Manuel Miranda & Alex Lacamoire
arranged by: Layne Stein
release date: 1 June 2016
My favorite bits:
Layne replicating that crisp military drum cadence
turning some of the rap lyrics into sung lines in order to recreate the orchestral sound and add extra harmonies
Earl getting a chance to use his French accent again
pitching down the second "How you say?" for emphasis
the staccato harmonies and quick cuts on ♫ "And when I fight I make the other side pan-i-cky." ♫
their sparse vocalizations under Layne's quiet Burr bars, punctuated by his explosion sound effect 💥
the reverb on the lead vocals in the ending section
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Trivia:
The cover art for the audio track was designed by the group's longtime friend and collaborator Jeff Thatcher.
Geoff wore socks with little pictures of cured bone-in pork shoulders on them during the video shoot in his own private version of "ham for Ham". (He didn't acquire them for the occasion, though. He'd had them for at least 3 years. The man just really enjoys fun socks.)
Earl rediscovered the jacket from this video in early 2020. It still fit him perfectly.
They fairly clearly cast Eli as Hamilton, Earl as Lafayette, and Layne as Burr. Cutting out Laurens and Mulligans' character-specific lines means we don't know which roles Tony and Geoff were intended to represent, but I like to think that costume designer Tony is a natural fit for tailor's apprentice Mulligan.
VoicePlay released this video a couple weeks before the 2016 Tony Awards, at which Hamilton was nominated for a record-breaking 16 awards in 13 categories, and won 11 of them.
As noted by Geoff in the outro, Layne and Eli filmed a short series of videos on audio production in partnership with Full Sail University.
This video was filmed in the REBL HQ studio at Full Sail University, and several of their students helped with the set construction and video production.
During the filming prep, some of the guys recorded a bit of advice about standing out among the millions of creators on YouTube.
They got some nice press coverage in Broadway.com's "Video Odds & Ends" column, on PRWeb, and with a local news station.
Eli, Geoff, and Layne did a livestreamed Q&A on release day at the studio with REBL HQ's general manager, Drew Walkup. The VoD has since been made private, but there are a couple clips on Instagram in which Layne offers advice for creators, and Geoff answers a question about his injury during the "Phantom" set construction.
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Being A Female Jackass Member Who’s Childhood Best Friends With Bam and Ryan Would Include:
@faiiryteenz sorry this took so long, you’ve probably already forgot you even requested this. I’ve just been so busy, so again, I’m sorry. Enjoy :)
Warnings: Female Reader, Cursing, General grossness cuz this is the Jackass and CKY boys we’re talking about, Don Vito
@asskickedbygirl @butttxray
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Meeting Bam, Ryan and the rest of the boys around 1993 or 1994, right as they started high school. Maybe you were a witness to one of Dico’s absurd pranks, maybe you watched Raab shit on one of the lockers at the high school, or maybe you ran into Bam at the skate park while he was practicing a trick; no matter how you met them or who you met first, you hit it off with all of them right away, and you quickly became the first (and only) permanent female member of the little group. With most friend groups, it takes a while for new people to become fully integrated into the group and to be invited to hang out with everyone else regularly, but in your case, it barely took a day. Almost immediately, the guys would start inviting you to come with them everywhere, from filming stunts to watching Bam do tricks at the skatepark to accompanying them to concerts, and soon enough it would feel like you’ve always been a part of their little group. They would pull pranks on you and made fun of you just as much as they did to each other, but if you were ever in a tight spot or were getting messed with by someone outside the group, they’d all stand up for you without question (by stand up for you I mean start a fistfight and then film the whole thing for CKY 1).
Almost immediately being dragged into the filming of clips for CKY 1. You’re already in a lot of stuff just by virtue of being present for it (such as the infamous bee incident and most of the street fights), but the guys would also want you to actually do stuff, so you would get to participate in a lot of the pranks, star in some of the skits, attempt skate tricks with Bam’s help (usually those would end with you flat on your ass on the pavement, but if you actually landed it everyone would go wild), and also be the unfortunate victim of a few practical jokes, usually from Dico or Bam. Dico goes for the more psychologically torturing stuff, like calling you at 3am every day for a month with a creepy voice telling you he’s watching you through your window, while Bam goes for the painful stuff, liking throwing bricks at you. After a while, the guys wouldn’t even have to ask or tell you to do certain things; they carry cameras around everywhere so they can start filming if anyone does anything interesting, and after being with them for a while you’d start cracking funny jokes and pulling good pranks and doing little stunts of your own without being told what to do or how to do it. Being around the guys does that to a person. I can picture you pulling a prank on Dico for the first time or attempting to do a prank call without his help and pulling it off perfectly and him just being so genuinely proud.
Being super close with all of the guys, but especially close to Bam and Ryan. Dico, Raab, Rake and all of the others are awesome and funny and you get along with them great, but you and Ryan have a special relationship where you can joke around with each other while still coming to each other for advice and to rant about serious stuff, and you and Bam switch between acting like siblings, acting like best friends, acting like an old married couple and acting like rivals. Sometimes the two of you hang out for days at a time (to the point of staying at each others houses), laugh at absolutely everything together, and hype each other up like no one else (no one hugs Bam tighter after he completes a hard skate trick than you do), but then other times you bicker and fight and butt heads to the point of dramatically declaring that you’re never speaking to each other again and giving each other the silent treatment for an entire week. People who aren’t aware of the relationship you and Bam have and who only witness the fights you have probably assume that you hate each others guts and don’t care about each other, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth; you and Bam know each other better than anyone else, and you wouldn’t argue so intensely if you didn’t care about each other so much. In contrast, you and Ryan almost never argue because of how well you understand each other and how patient and compassionate Ryan can be. He gets a little snippy when he’s in a bad mood, but you never take it personally, and he almost always apologizes later if he thinks he was too mean.
Becoming one of the main Jackass members (and the first and only female member at that point) due to how close you are with Bam and Ryan and how talented you are with pulling pranks and making jokes and just overall being really entertaining. Some of the other CKY boys, like Dico, Rake, and Raab, became more of the background guys for one reason or another (Dico wasn’t super interested in the spotlight, Rake had an actual job, and Raab was in a decent amount of stuff but not to the extend of Ryan and Bam by any means whether by choice or otherwise), but because you’re pretty much always hanging out with Bam and Ryan and able to pull off interesting stunts and pranks on your own, Jeff really pushed you to have a prominent role in the series and eventually in the movies. You have a great rapport with the rest of the Jackass guys, easily joking around with them and making them laugh, and you’re not afraid to volunteer for stunts and pranks no matter how gross or potentially dangerous they are.
Getting tons of injuries, both mild and severe, while doing stunts for the show and for the movies. The guys all get hurt pretty often, and you aren’t exempt from this. You’ve broken bones, needed stitches, gotten cut up, gotten bit by random animals, and nearly passed out several times, as well as sustaining at least a few concussions and needing several hospital visits, some longer than others. The guys usually don’t freak out too much, since you’re just as capable of dealing with pain as the rest of them, but Ryan does get a little more worried than the rest, and Bam gets pissed at you if you agree to shit that he thinks is way too dangerous for you or if you actually get seriously injured. Seriously, he’ll throw a total fit, argue with you about it for hours, ignore you for days at a time to teach you a lesson, and say “I told you so” if you do get hurt like he said you would. To his credit, though, he’s always the first to congratulate you and even apologize if you pull the stunt off successfully and don’t get hurt too badly, and he only gets so upset cuz he genuinely cares about you. If you ever came up with an idea that was way too dangerous, to the point where even Jeff and Johnny were against it, and you decided to do it anyway and got hurt, Ryan probably would get at least a little upset with you and tell you off, but again, it’s out of concern for you, and he’s usually pretty chill about stuff like that and doesn’t hold it against you for too long. Ryan and Bam are always the first ones to visit you in the hospital and the first ones to volunteer to ride with you if you ever have to be taken in an ambulance, and they get you gifts for your hospital stay, too; Ryan will buy you flowers and come by often to talk to you and watch shows on the hospital room TV with you, and Bam will get you a nice little card (which he writes a slightly mean but also heartfelt message on in his messy writing) and stay with you for hours to show you new music and tell you about whatever’s going on. Half the time, he ends up falling asleep on the hospital bed with you cuz he stays so late.
Hanging out with all of the Jackass guys in different ways. Steve-O will take you out for a wild night on the town, Knoxville will invite you over to watch a movie or listen to music, Pontius and Dave England will take you out for bowling, Wee Man will show you some cool skateboarding tricks, and Preston and Ehren are fun to just chill out with at a bar or a restaurant. Bam and/or Ryan will often come with you to hang out, and sometimes the entire Jackass crew will go out together to celebrate something or even just for the fun of it. You also hang out with the CKY crew a lot, also usually with Bam and Ryan, since they’re always fun to be around and since you still film stuff with them pretty often, such as episodes of Viva La Bam. Dico, Raab and Rake may not be in Jackass that much, but they’re still childhood friends of yours, and you’re not gonna give them up or stop being close with them just because you’re a bigger part of Jackass than they are. Often, they’ll all come to Bam’s house with you and the whole group will watch comedies together or throw parties or go out and look for trouble or even film movies such as Haggard and record episodes of Radio Bam.
Speaking of Radio Bam, you are 100% a main part of the show, appearing in pretty much every episode alongside Bam and whoever else decides to come on. A lot of interesting things happen whenever you come on, and so you’ve become a favorite of many listeners; you’ll tell tons of interesting anecdotes with Rake and Raab and make jokes with Dico that have everyone in laughing fits, you’ll get into bickering matches with Bam about god knows what, you’ll have sweet moments with Ryan about your friendship (and even occasionally have sweet moments with Bam when he’s in a more sentimental mood and gets vulnerable enough to tell you how much he genuinely cares about you), and you’ll gets tons of fans calling in to either compliment you or to tell you weird sexual shit that makes everyone in the room lose their shit. For one reason or another, you seem to attract all the weirdos and sexual deviants as intense fans. Episodes like this are also pretty much the best way for fans to see how you interact with the guys who aren’t prominently featured in Jackass or Viva La Bam, like Novak, Frantz, and Jess. Novak in particular has a very interesting rapport with you where he very clearly wants to bang you and always has a flirty remark or innuendo to make, but you always flatly shoot him down or make a joke that has everyone laughing at his attempts.
Being a main cast member on Viva La Bam, because why wouldn’t you be? Similarly to Radio Bam, Viva La Bam is where a lot of your funny interactions with Bam, Ryan, and the rest of the CKY guys take place, and where the fans really get to see your friendships with all of the guys. You’re there for basically every big moment, from finding jobs with the guys to pay off the heating bill to being involved in competitions to being Ryan’s lawyer during the State of Bam episode to witnessing Raab getting married to a Russian mail order bride. Bam also makes sure that you get plenty of moments of your own, and you often come up with a lot of the weird ideas for fun stuff that you and the guys can do to make the episodes more interesting. One of the best things about you being in Viva La Bam is your interactions with Bam’s uncle, Don Vito. Don Vito is known for being extremely obnoxious, and often gets loud and incomprehensible when he yells. When this happens, you often end up yelling right back at him just as loudly and incomprehensibly as he does, and this is usually extremely hilarious since no one has any clue what either of you are saying (plus it’s hilarious to see an old drunk man getting into a yelling match with a woman in her early twenties). Both of you throw your arms around and yell gibberish and just generally get all pissed off with each other and it always gets included in the actual episode because of how funny it is. The odd thing is that Vito actually seems really fond of you despite how often the two of you yell at each other; he always seems to talk you up and defend you when Bam is being a dick to you or when whoever Bam’s dating at the moment does something Vito doesn’t like (“Why can’t your girlfriend be more like her”, etc etc).
Getting to meet all kinds of musicians and famous people through being introduced to them by Bam. Bam’s an absolute fanboy for bands he likes, and he always insists on you meeting all his favorites, like HIM (Ville Valo seems to come over at least ten times a month and you’ve wondered if Bam has an actual crush on him at least a few times), Turbonegro, and Jimmy Pop of Bloodhound Gang. He insists on you listening to all of these bands with him, but if you actually start to become a fan or even date one of the many musicians he introduces you to, he gets all smug and insists that you wouldn’t have known about the band or musician without him and therefore he deserves the credit. He expects you to attend every concert with him, meet every musician with him, and rock out to the music with him whenever he plays it, and he’ll throw a little fit if you don’t. As much as it can be annoying, it’s also a little fun to get to meet so many fun people like Jimmy Pop who are always a blast to hang with, and it’s nice to see Bam to happy and excited.
Spending a lot of time chilling out with Ryan. Ryan’s super laidback and fun to be around much of the time, and the two of you have plenty of fun together without having to do anything crazy. You’ll talk for hours at a time while sitting on your front porch, you’ll watch TV together, you’ll help Ryan work on cars or just listen to him talk about cars in general since he loves them so much, or you’ll go out to a restaurant or a bar with him and just laugh and enjoy each other’s company for a while. Hanging out with him is as peaceful as it is fun, and he’s always there to listen to any problems you have while also keeping the mood light. You always try to find time to hang out one-on-one with him, whether it be between filming scenes of Haggard and Viva La Bam or during a free weekend. Even if you and Bam and the others are all in another country to film something, you still find time to sneak off with Ryan and hang out alone together. He’s your best friend for a reason.
Getting to have roles in all of the movies that Bam and the CKY guys do together; you’re one of them, after all, so of course they’re gonna give you significant roles. Filming stuff like Haggard and Minghags is a lot of fun because you get to laugh and joke around with the guys and work on various accents and costumes for characters while putting together something fun for the fans to watch. Bam and Frantz always seem to write really odd characters for you, from weird costume choices to weird quirks and habits to having to make out with at least one of the other guys in the friend group for comedic scenes. You even get cameos in some of the stuff Bam has bit roles in, such as Grind (2003).
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