What Reshi says about ur weapon (requested)
There are some weapons I don’t have enough data on or dont know what to say about it so I leave em blank. Sorry for those who main those weapons and im like uhhh idk man lol
This is 50% opinion, 50% jokes if u take offence ill wedgie u
Splattershot JR
Rating: Nostoliga
Player: You like the level one baby squid clothing or probably can’t aim well enough for N zap
Custom Splattershot JR
Rating: P fun to play tbh
Player: You like the cute custom inkpack, and also are probably a p good player despite having terrible aim
Splattershot
Rating: Reliable nostalgic shitbag
Player: Laggy oneshotters who bullshit through anything
Tentatek Splattershot
Rating: I think I like you a little more
Player: Not as BS as Splattershot but still p bs
Octoshot
Rating: The only valid Splattershot
Player: You are an Octo slut more than a tryhard Splattershot player.
Splattershot Pro
Rating: I like it tbh
Player: you have a little more loyalty to your weapon compared to forge players so i like you
Forge Splattershot Pro
Rating: I use you briefly because ur good but not game changing
Player: You probably follow the crowd in ranked SZ and use the weapon cause everyone else does decent with it but for some reason your win rate doen’t change much
Splash o matic
Rating: Quick inkjets...are nice
Player: You really are a rare tryhard who REALLy wants to show off with inkjet
Neo Splash o matic
Rating: p fun tbh I like it
Player: You can actually aim but stays low and prefer rush for support. You still can be p bs tho
Sploosh o Matic
Rating: Lesser Inkbrush
Player: You can’t aim but you generally aren’t a bad player. You LOVE just zooming around the map and panic specialing when someone gets close
Neo Sploosh
Rating: I honestly dont even know
Player: I honestly never see anyone using this weapon
.52 Gal
Rating: normie
Player: you probs just like Aloha or rlly like RM and CB
.52 Gal Deco
Rating: I like this weapon but also the 2ko sucks against it
Player: You’re kinda a normie, but also you like sparkles and ur kill rate is decent
.96 Gal
Rating: Get ur Armor
Player: Idk much about u but the fact you had sprinklers was a pleasant surprise for me
.96 Gal Deco
Rating: ???
Player: You didnt want to be a basic bitch like the 52 gal or the Splattershot pro so you live in this limbo willingly
Aerospray MG
Rating: Traded u for brush a LOng time ago
Player: 95% of the time u guys Suck...
Aerospray RG
Rating: Fuck you that u stole the sprinkler from the inkbrush
Player: I am trippin balls but you are literally all about them
N Zap
Rating: Ur a good armor provider when teaming with friends
Player: You are probably a tryhard noob
N Zap 89
Rating: What if it was orange and good at harassing chargers
Player: You are almost DEFINITELY a tryhard noob
Jet Squelcher
Rating: God you are so valid
Player: You probs use it for TC only if anything
Custom Jet Squelcher
Rating: Stingray keeps me alive
Player: You actually know how to play this game and are a p solid player although not flashy. You are the more mature brother of the Splattershot Pro
L3 Nozzlenose
Rating: I respect you
Player: You are a rare beauty now a days and i need more of you
H3 Nozzlenose
Rating: HOW its SLOW
Player: honestly if you used the Cherry competitively in Splat 1 fuck you
Squeezer
Rating: Crack a cold one with the boys
Player: You’re a valid joke and i love u
Foil Squeezer
Rating: Bubbles are nice
Player: ??? Your kill rate isn’t THAT bad generally but also move on already
Heavy Splatling
Rating: You are reliable and I trust you
Player: Was a tf2 fan or a competitive charger fan who ditched the charger for a higher tier weapon
Heavy Splatling Deco
Rating: I love you
Player: You like bubbles and SZ
Mini Splatling
Rating: You are like the lesser used more valid version of the splattershot and I like u
Player: You like to go fast
Zinc Mini Splatling
Rating: holy shit
Player: You like to go fast and realized this kit is bomb af
Hydra Splatling
Rating: I love you unless ur my enemy on Shellendorf
Player: You stand strong and fast and do not change
Custom Hydra Splatling
Rating: Strong...valid
Player: You realized inkmines aren’t always shit and thank you so much
Ballpoint Splatling
Rating: hell yeah
Player: you’re probably a higher level player and finds it fun but still realizes regular splatlings still a little stronger
Nautilus 47
Rating: God this is a nice weapon, its a shame its just a splatling gootuber
Player: You are a skilled player but also not too tryhard since you know your weapon isn’t very good. Practicing the stored charge swim strafing is fun.
Slosher
Rating: I miss the burst combo
Player: You like missiles that much dont u
Slosher Deco
Rating: give me my soda slosher back
Player: You are solid and good for CB (and probably rlly miss the soda)
Sloshing Machine
Rating: Not my type
Player: You generally always kill me and u solid
Sloshing Machine Neo
Rating: ???
Player: always kills me but with bomb rush
Tri slosher
Rating: I can’t use you for shit
Player: You had the confidence of the Straight White Man till you got Nerfed
Tri slosher Nouveau
Rating: still cant use u for shit
Player: you arent as bad as the other counterpart tbh
Explosher
Rating: I like u but not that much
Player: You loVe the pit its ur best friend
Bloblobbler:
Rating: Fun weapon for leaguing as MR. CLEAN
Player: you’re MORE invalid than blaster unless ur doing the above
Blaster
Rating: id rather die than touch u
Player: Fuck you
Custom Blaster
Rating: HISSSS
Player: has ligma
Range Blaster
Rating: BS plus slow = Extra BS
Player: honestly I cant even begin to understand what kind of person you are
Custom Range Blaster
Rating: ew
Player: Fuck you if you cannot aim, and ESPECIALLY fuck you if you CAN cause you OKO me all the time
Luna Blaster
Rating: Not bad but I’m too salty to use it
Player: You LOVE TC and probably know you are a bunch of bull
Luna Blaster Neo
Rating: Not as bad as regular blasters but still
Player: ???
Rapid Blaster
Rating: I love u, ink mines ARENT shit
Player: You are using one of the most valid blasters be proud
Rapid Blaster Deco
Rating: Bombrush is useful sometimes
Player: You are also p damn valid
Rapid Pro
Rating: hard for me to use most of the time
Player: You are a respectable player who is generally good and not that flashy.
Rapid Pro Deco
Rating: Doesn’t get armor fast enough
Player: ????
Clash Blaster
Rating: Haha its crayons...
Player: As much as the clash is bs, you still are p valid and can use stingray
Clash Blaster Neo
Rating: Its crayons but bs
Player: you hate aiming so much that you got away from the stingray
Splat Roller
Rating: You’re p fun but not as much as the others
Player: You really want a buff to this weapon dont u
Krak-on Roller
Rating: My hero in RM for most of my career (till i started using inkbrush again)
Player: You miss kraken it doesnt even make any sense doesn’t it
Carbon Roller
Rating: Fast...
Player: why you haven’t traded your soul for the deco is beyond me, but at least you still have yours and i respect you
Carbon Roller Deco
Rating: holy shit
Player: you traded ur soul to satan for the most bullshit chaos of weapons I fear you as an inkbrush main
Dynamo Roller
Rating: God ever since they made you almost unusable you became so valid
Player: You probs use both rollers but this time Sting ray seemed nice
Gold Dynamo Roller
Rating: my wonderful new nerfed son...
Player: You cry cause u want to cosplay Rider but rlly suck at this weapon OR you are actually good at this weapon and are fine that you can’t dominate the ring anymore like how it used to
INKBRUSH
Rating: 420/10 I SMORCh, weapon of the GODS
Player: You are SO valid, and if you use this outside of CB then you are a god and I will scream im ur biggest fan
Inkbrush Nouveau
Rating: You’re a bunch of valid shit but only most of the time
Player: You either use this ONLY for CB or want to actually die irl
Octobrush
Rating: Reliable ranked weapon for easier going days
Player: You like easier kills and harassing with autobombs and generally get a decent splat count
Octobrush Nouveau
Rating: This kit is a downgrade
Player: Probably a noob who can’t aim with inkjet
Flingza Roller
Rating: It has a cool design and is the smarter of the two
Player: knows to throw a wall before safely vertical flicking.
Foil Flingza Roller
Rating: Dont use the vertical flick
Player: Uses the vertical flick and dies
Splat Charger
Rating: Oh how I still love you even though bomb rush was nice
Player: You probably moved on to Heavy Splatling but if not, you still are scary as fuck but suffer from lower splat rates.
Firefin Splat Charger
Rating: Bombrush is good choice sometimes
Player: You probably main both chargers but just like standing back and then rushing when you get your special
Every Splatterscope
Rating: ew claustrophobic
Player: you a tryhard probably and isn’t as valid as normal chargers
Classic Squiffer
Rating: god id give my blood to help you u poor cleaning tool
Player: You probably main another charger but your heart is still here and i love you
New Squiffer
Rating: I would be running out of blood but i still would give it
Player: You spam autobombs to make up for your weapons shit abilities
Bamboozler
Rating: Pew pew pew pew ( i love this weapon but slightly salty ur range is higher than the squiff)
Player: pew pew pew pew pew pew
Bamboozler mk 14
Rating: pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
Player: pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
E liter (no scopes)
Rating: Dam what happened to u son...i mean I mained u in 1 but i dont miss u that much, sorry
Player: you just like the extra range but you often don’t do that good anymore
E liter (with Scopes)
Rating: AHAHAHAH look what happened to u bitch
Player: You deserved the nerf how does it FEEL huH
Goo Tuber
Rating: I have high respect for this weapon and I WISH i was good at it
Player: you’re most likely a tryhard JP player but JP doesn’t read this post so...you’re a tryhard charger user but knows your weapon isn’t at all that good
Custom Goo Tuber
Rating: Ditto above
Player: You just like the inkjet and extra mobility but also ditto above
Splat Dualies
Rating: Nice, i cant aim burst bombs for shit
Player: You can’t aim with inkjet or prefer the one two punch with the bursts
Emperry Splat Dualies
Rating: I can’t aim with inkjet but one day....
Player: You probs are a tryhard ranked player and you are either good or bad
Dualie Squelchers
Rating: Oh how I flipped out when I saw ur trendy upgrade...my dual squelcher baby all grown up...sniff
Player: You just stuck with the originals and LOVE your missiles despite them being low tier specials for the longest time
Custom Dualie Squelchers
Rating: You so smooth man...high tier but still valid
Player: You probably use them because of they're high tier and reliable but you did make a good choice
Dapple Dualies
Rating: I use you sometimes when I want your dps to do the work for me and want a bombrush
Player: You are probably 25% BS but suffer when people do not use ur beacons. You probs find some bs way to get beacons in the enemy spawn and constantly harass us from behind if ur actually good at it
Dapple Dualies Nouveau
Rating: I use you to do the dps work for me and also harass people with toxic mist
Player: no one used ur beacons
Glooga Dualies
Rating: its cute but God its...so slow
Player: You never do too well and I respect you. Probably uses it for CB or RM and doesnt mind the ink mines
Glooga Dualies Deco
Rating: The tryhard cousin of the Glooga Dualies
Player: You blamed the mines but then realize the whole weapon isn’t that good in general
Dark Tetra Dualies
Rating: Weapon cooldown after roll is invalid
Player: you just want to win but you generally aren’t as good as you like at it
Light Tetra Dualies
Rating: Autobomb launcher surprised me
Player: You are probably just trying it out for now but still ??? about it and is just having fun for now
Splat Brella
Rating: 10/10 still salty u stole my dream inkbrush kit
Player: You don’t care much about kills and u p chill. You hate blasters tho
Sorella Brella
Rating: My right hand man for ranked
Player: You got tired of shit and decided to bring the thunder
Tenta brella
Rating: so slow...but god ily
Player: You are defense and support and probably love CB and ur teamies
Sorella Tenta Brella
Rating: weird kit but valid
Player: ???
Undercover Brella
Rating: why are you so bad
Player: you tried it and realized it sucks. You are salty of the low duration and slow kill rate
Sorella Undercover Brella
Rating: thats a little better
Player: you like CB probably and liked the original idea of the undercover and knew it sucked, but you are loyal
Any hero weapon
Rating: I have one(1)
Player: you have no life and likes to look cool
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