#LIKE BITCH ARE YOU FR RN

[youmarin]

AHHHHHHHHH NOOO WAAAAY YOU'RE TELLING ME HE'S GOING TO THE US FOR THE 1ST TIME NOW?! TO LA AND TO DC?! SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR AWAY STILL. 😭💔

#seo in guk #fallen for seo in guk fanmeeting #you don't understand #why is this happening to me #while I'm a depressed broke ass bitch atm #I haven't been a heartrider for a year yet #like I found out abt him in july #I'm devastated #I need him in PR 🇵🇷 #I need to teleport fr #crying my broke ass bitch ass off rn brb #IT'S STILL FAR #Like flight tickets+fanmeeting ticket+taxes+where to stay+ plus how to get to the airport cuz SOME FCKN BITCH! CRASHED OUR CAR TWO DAYS AGO #my luck is ass #rant #so sorry for this #I just need to let it out into the tumblr void cuz nobody will hear me out #timing is awful #delete #seo inguk

[wiseatom]

so much peace and also, so much love, but the confirmation bias be wildin sometimes

#not abt mutuals fr but sometimes. soooometimes #i see something and i'mlike oh dam...you rly wanted this to be true SOOOOOOOOOOOO bad huh. ok <3 #i guess on the internet you can rly say anything . #like me rn being a bitch.

[acaiyatree]

crazy how folks on tiktok think "shipping" immediately means u want to see those characters date. like no!!!! i want to see them fight till they bleed but with a homoerotic vibe in the air!!!!

#this is. about #sonadow #sth #like. there r a lot of folks on it who don't like it which is Fair #idrc u do u can't do much about that but godddd #there r so many shipping cops over there it's insane #like YOU think that if they date it would be toxic? oh shit! i do too!! #that's the fun of it for me bc they would never date to begin with!!!!! because they r bitches who dgaf abt romance like that #like no. shipping doesn't immediately mean i want them to date shut up no #also folks on tiktok also base it off how canon it is too and it's like????? Huh. and sure maybe it would've been fine if most ships they #like r canon but. they use thapt as a way to be all like #''ur fav ship is poopy bc not cecen a bit close to canon'' and like. ok #i messed up the tags on accident so ough. edited this shit fr #but no srsly it's sto stupid shipping is already a mess let's not play cop rn

[acesammy]

something I love about early seasons Sam - that could Honestly just be me projecting but whatever- is that he gets meaner when he’s under pressure

#absolute bitch while stressed out representation!! #when he snarks at Sarah for bringing up dolls on a hunt #And imo that one line in Folsom prison blues is another example of this #and I’ve ALWAYS read it that way so imagine my surprise when people started bringing that up against Sam lmao #like you should; it’s a bad take from him #But I’ve always read it as him being like ‘I am straight up not having a good time rn. We need to leave. Here’s a justification’ #bc fr yeah #Anyways it’s not one of his good qualities but I like that it’s there #Bc I se me you Sam. Me too king #(unfortunately) #spn #lea speaks

[saetoru]

me vs the overwhelming urge to turn this geto x reader fic into a satosugu x reader fic instead

#u expect me to write gojo and geto and #they’re platonic ???? #you expect me to write them interacting and they’re #just dudes ????? #bros ??????????? #not soulmates and cut from the same stone and made for each other ?????? #YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO MAKE THEM KISS ?????????????????????? #bye #this is so hard #every time i write them interact #i’m like tee 💀 pls that’s so fucking fruity be so fr rn bitch #this is ge.to x rea.der not g.eto x goj.o girliepop

[todayisafridaynight]

what i love about daigo in YK2 is that he could be in a literal sea of people and ninety years away from me but because of his bright ass loud ass big ass jacket i’ll be able to see him even if he’s three pixels on my screen

#snap chats #reminiscing on playin YK2 yesterday real quick dont mind me #this fucker really watched me get beat up on my way to him #like i got into a brawl and this dude is just on the side minding his business like Yeah Ok Whatever Kiryu You Got It #bro got the Audacity to clap at the end of the fight too like liste i know you got crowd ai rn #but i cannot wait to smack the shit out of you two games from now #BUT MOVING ON TO THE OTHER MOMENT I GOT REMINDED OF #i was literally on the other side of the bridge and there was In Fact a huge crowd of people #and i didnt even think i was on the right bridge honestly but no i see his fucking jacket a million years away like 'there's the bitch' #that girl at the convention was right you really CAN identify that jacket from a mile away my god #ok im gone fr this time. hopefully. prob not.

[vazaez]

Literally the same ppl/j

#im a bitch for color coding so i saw two blue n green girls and decided to finally watch a bit of making fiends #I've been postponing it but now it's the perfect time bcs i'm avoiding stufying for a math exam tmrw #so yea i saw like five mins of the show and went 'yup it's them' #like fr it was on my watch list (?) JUST because i wanted to see if they were alike to my fave blue+green duo #and imo they kinda are #more like if their personalities were pushed to exgaerate their most common traits lol #martin is a happy blue dude and Chris is sometimes a bitch so make it more drastic and you get this shit/pos #wild kratts #kratt brothers #chris kratt #martin kratt #wk chris #wk martin #it feels like its been some time since i posted them lol #about that.. i just got kinda burnt out and i'm focusing a lot on the turtles rn but i have other ideas for wk too #i just don't wanna force myself to do them while i don't feel like it because i wont like the results #but i'll get there 💅 #i want my halloween art to be wk btw just throwing that lil fact here #that's all of bye #oh i should add this tag too ig #making fiends #vaz art ✨✨

[ghost-proofbaby]

WAIT can you elaborate what you mean by things???

I'm also buying the game and playing because of you and wanting to romance the vampire lol

in the great words of the vampire himself... "sex, darling."

astarion is one of the first characters in the game that will proposition your character to have sex (in act 1 it's him and lae'zel, all other characters take a little longer to romance and get there haha). i cannot stress this enough - turning him down will lock you out of his romance. doesn't matter if you have spoilers for his storyline and don't want to have sex. if you want to romance him, you will have to sleep with him in act 1. i have thoughts on this but it is what it is

putting a read more because it's technically game spoilers below, but just to be a little more helpful...

you can turn him down once. if he propositions you before the tiefling/goblin party (this party will depend on your playthrough! but regardless, it's a party that occurs during a long rest, and it is when most romances are triggered to begin!), you can say no, and i'm pretty sure he'll still offer a second time. so you could say no, and then say yes, or say yes both times.

you'll only get one detailed cut scene/sex scene. if you say yes before the party, and then yes a second time, you won't get to see the sex scene twice. it'll just fade to black the second time!

saying yes to having sex with him and allowing him to drink your blood when you find out he is a vampire are the two most crucial bits to gaining approval and starting a romance with him. beyond that, just... idk be nice to him? there's plenty of specific scenes i can tell you guys about, but i think it's more fun to experience it first hand as you playthrough. there's nothing like the thrill of getting unexpected astarion approval. it's like, did i commit a war crime? was i just a terrible human being? who knows !

all jokes aside you don't need to be fully evil or a terrible person to get his approval. your choices will actually affect him as the game goes on. I.E. whereas he might disapprove of very heroic or kind acts in act 1, if you're consistently a good person while romancing him, by act 3 he might start approving of those things.

just remember he's very self-serving. he isn't a great person - especially when you first meet him. he's traumatized. he has reasons. the player can either literally make him better, or make him worse.

i could go on for way too long about this game but this is the basics. god speed to any of you who are playing because of me because what the fuck but... have fun! i believe in you lol <3

#QUICK SAVE FREQUENTLY #F5 WILL BE YOUR BESTIE! #ghost plays bg3 #this feels like the blind leading the blind rn fr #the only part of the game i was good at immediately was romancing him and it wasn't intentional #like it was but also it wasn't #he is pretty fickle in regards to romance #him and shadowheart seem to be the ones everyone seems to struggle with #ALSO INSANE THAT YOU GUYS ARE BUYING BG3 BECAUSE OF ME?????? #thank u ily #literally just be nice to him okay #ghost just streams her playing bg3 to show everyone how to bag the baddest bitch in all of faerun #that's a joke my voice is atrocious and idk how to stream PLUS im boring to watch

[c-nan]

almanzo is kinda pissing me off rn 🧍

#well first he’s a 20-something year old going after a 16 year old so it already doesn’t sit right with me #and now he has the audacity to throw a fit when he’s asked to wait TWO years to marry laura?? #like cmon dude why is the TEENAGER acting more adult than you?? #don’t fucking get me started with the ultimatum !!! ‘it’s me or your pa you have to choose’ ASSHOLE #am i supposed to like this dude? will he get his redemption?? will i care if/when he does????? #haven’t finished the ep yet bc i’m a sleepy bitch but tomorrow we will see #no but fr he can’t wait two fucking years?? seems like he’s only going for one thing (sex) and let’s not forget she is SIXTEEN #be so fucking fr rn #little house on the prairie

[acaiyatree]

wow!! going into the sonic idw tag was a fucking mistake!!

#yall r annoying god bless #i understood some critiques of last issue (ie : tangle wouldn't Do That and it feels like an artificially made conflict for the sake of #making conflict) #but like. for the folks saying lanolin's a bitch : What. genuinely What. and also Boo Hoo female charas can give off bad vibes boo hoo so #sad crying a river boo hoo yall r weak < 3. yall do know she could go through character dev right? yall do know bitchy characters can exist #right? fucking face palming be fr w me rn. insaw someone say that her saying her wisp can't fly that high is mean and like. bro. be fr with #me. be so fucking fr with me rn. and also miss maam's just tired i??? yall genuinely got mean vibes from her tf #she isn't even all that bad lmao. and then someone saying lanolin is being shipped with sonic in the latest issue.... again. be so fr with #me rn. be fr. you saw that as budding romance?? WHAT. WHY. anyways idw comics tag i will never see you again i hate you so much an #d i hate the people in it more :>