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betweenlands · 1 year

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why you should vote herobrine in every single Tumblr Sexyman poll

he's one of the originals: look, a lot of these upstarts are new to the party. they may be sexy and they may be men, but they lack legacy. not so with herobrine. herobrine's been around. he's been around before sans. he's been around before bill cipher. he's one of the original originals alongside the onceler himself. know your herstory etc etc

he fits more of the criteria: look. i love benrey, i love reigen arataka, i love raymond animalcrossing. but look me in the eyes and tell me: is there a significant portion of people who ship them with themselves? once upon a time that used to be a requirement. and guess who does fit that requirement? that's right. herobrine. i mean, yeah, there's also herosteve i guess, but i was there back in the mid-2010s! i know what i saw! even to this day people will make new herobrine variant ocs! and guess what! sometimes they smooch!

he's a trailblazer: i think quite possibly one of the few more influential video game creepypastas you could cite would be BEN Drowned, but with all my respects -- he does not have the advantage of being in one of the longest-living games of the decade. herobrine, meanwhile? herobrine comes from the same time as first-era MCYT, and no matter how you feel about the phrase "MCYT" as a whole, you should know that interpretive roleplay and storytelling in the confines of video games is very, very cool and very, very important. and the first villain of every 13-year-old's minecraft roleplay? if it wasn't herobrine, he almost certainly made an impact elsewhere.

he's been through a lot: if i had a nickel for every time i saw whitewashed herobrine i would probably be a millionaire. despite being blocks he gets drawn as a stereotypical muscleman (twig herobrines get a pass they have a je ne sais quoi about them). his alive half-brother is a total asshole. people hate him on instinct because some famous jackass or another happens to play the game he's originated from. he's gotten banned from minecraft at least 10 separate times. he doesn't deserve this. he's just really been through the ringer and he really deserves this win.

i love your other guys. i do. except one or two of them but i don't want those guys anywhere near my blog so i'm not naming those fuckers. but for the most part i love like 90% of them and if it were up to me they'd all be given titles for their individual contributions to sexymandom.

but c'mon, y'all, it's herobrine minecraft. someone changed four pixels on the original steve skin and made a complete and utter legend and we can't just let that go unaccoladed forever.

[ID: an image of Herobrine's skin at a 3/4ths angle facing right. /End ID.]

the universe loves you very much, be gay do minecraft and vote herobrine.

#sexymanotd #tumblr sexyman bracket #tumblr sexyman poll #tumblr sexymen #herobrine #okay cool that's my five main tags. hi everyone!!!#txt #orig #solar scraps #hb #oh also benrey fans i respect yall a lot dw. this isn't personal i just need my guy to build up enough speed to defeat reigen next #herobrine and benrey are best friends they told me themselves

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bright-whump · 2 years

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hey you have irl nsfw blogs listed as a dni category but a fair amount of the art you reblog comes from or has attached comments from bdsm/fetish blogs and i have some honest confusion about where the boundaries are. is the difference that it’s illustration as opposed to photography? /gen

There's a near 0% chance this is actually genuine after the little friend group that bonds over harassing people the last few days, but it's not completely 0 I guess so sure, I will answer as genuine.

Is the difference that one is a drawing of a fake guy (I think almost exclusively from animes) who was created from nothing out of lines and shadowing with a digital brush, and one is a real human actual person who exists in the real world and had emotions/feelings during when this photo was taken?

Yeah.

One is "this is a drawing and consent isn't needed for them to be drawn like this nor do they, you know, actually exist or have any possibility of being hurt by being drawn like this because they have no being, they're not real" and the other is "this is a real person, I don't want to look at this because I personally am not comfortable with the fact I cannot possibly know if this very real person consented to either the act the photo is of OR of the photo being taken/posted online".

The ONLY time I'm okay with irl nsfw of anyone is when it was in a movie or tv show, when these people obviously consented to it beforehand and were 100% okay with people seeing, and even then I really don't like seeing it because it's just fuckin yucky!

I also don't like irl kink in text. It makes me extremely uncomfortable the more kinky it gets. Same reasoning. Kinky fanfic of fake characters vs a blog that talks about how they want to do shit to irl people/have those things done to them.

The exception I have to this art is ok rule (which includes written fic) is anything involving minors or kid/adult "ships", as would probably be expected, also in my DNI as "even if it's only implied" as in I instablocked an account and would again that tagged "sfw" art of cartoon characters that have never existed ever and don't even mildly look like real people with the ship name where all they were doing was standing next to each other.

But hopefully it's probably pretty obvious that I'm also not going to go through years of posts from everyone who posted + everyone who ever interacted with it to make sure no one's ever touched it who ever posted anything I don't like. I would literally never be able to reblog anything, ever, and mostly because it would just take too much time. I go through a few posts when people follow me and search key words I've learned will show up pretty quick if I want to block or not, and sometimes I click the op of art to look for other posts to reblog (like the most recent one I reblogged only reblogs anime, that I'm good with, and I queued other posts from them) but I'm not doing that to every single post I ever reblog from other whump blogs. I don't know how anyone could expect someone to, or even worse, use the content/actions of someone they don't even know to accuse them of something.

"You know the truck driver that delivered the apple you're currently eating right now to the store you bought it from went to jail for crime once right? Don't you do background checks on every single person that comes anywhere near anything you've ever bought? So you're a crime apologist? You support crime?"

Come the fuck on.

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dbhobsessed-blog · 6 years

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Thank you so much for opening a fics blog !!! If you don't mind, can I ask for a Markus x Reader oneshot please? Like how would you write them for their first meeting and interaction at a coffee shop for starting? Have a nice day

A Sketch

Winter in Detroit sucked. It was cold and no matter how many layers of clothing you wore you would still feel like a popsicle in a freezer. Everyone you knew seemed to hate the weather here but for some reason you really enjoyed it. Yeah, it was cold but the white blanket of snow that covered the buildings and the sidewalks made everything look so enchanting and it really inspired you. You decided to go out and sketch some of the scenery for your portfolio.

You wanted to go to art school but you needed a few more landscape pictures to make it perfect in variety. You determined that the park would be the best place to go since there wouldn’t be a lot of people there. On your way to the park, you went to get some coffee from a nearby coffee shop to keep yourself warm while you worked. While in line you noticed a man walk in and you felt like your heart stopped. You realized that the man that walked in was Markus himself.

You first saw him on t.v when he had told Detroit that he wanted to free all androids, you found yourself drawn to him and soon realized that you had formed a small crush on the android. So obviously you decided to draw your feelings out, you drew him so much that you could fill a small notebook with just the sketches alone, it was actually quite embarrassing. You felt your whole body go stiff when he walked behind you.

‘Why was he here?’ you thought to yourself, ‘he’s an android, why would he need coffee?’ your mind was going a million miles a minute 'should I talk to him? what would I say? “hi I’m such a huge fan! draw you all the time!” why the hell would I say that?! I’m not trying to scare him off!’

“Next!”

You jolted and quickly pushed all those thoughts out of your head as you walked to the counter and ordered your drink 'I just won’t talk to him, he’s probably just trying to get his coffee and go like everyone else.’

Out of curiosity, you glanced behind you to see what he was doing….and to also get a good look at him, for future reference of course. He was looking down at his phone typing something really fast and paused and let out a soft chuckle. You felt your cheeks warm up hearing his voice, you were so used to seeing him so determined and strong it was kinda nice to see him in a relaxed state enjoying himself, that’s when his eyes looked up at you. You turned around quickly, your face turning a bright red. He caught you staring at him, there was no denying it, you were thinking about what you should do when your order got called. You quickly got your drink and speed out of there, not noticing that your sketchbook slipped out of your bag.

You were nearing the park when you thought about what happened at the coffee shop. You turned up your music a little louder in your earbuds and sighed, embarrassed that he caught you staring but you also felt ashamed. “I should’ve apologized to him,” you mumbled to yourself walking a little slower. You were nearing a park bench when someone grabbed your arm. you yelp and pulled your arm away, worried that it might’ve been an attacker but you turned to face Markus standing in front of you with your notebook in your hand.

“Um hey I couldn’t help but noticed that you dropped this back at the coffee shop,” he said slightly rubbing his neck

“Oh my goodness thank you!” you beamed, relieved that you got your sketchbook back even though you didn’t even realize it was gone.

You took it from him and skimmed through the pages on the inside to make sure no papers were ripped.

he crossed his arms and grinned at me “No problem.” he paused, “You’re a really good artist you know, you really captured my likeness.”

What? What did he just say?

you froze staring at your notebook, too afraid to look anywhere else. your heart was pounding, what were you gonna do? what did he see? HOW much did he see? you opened your mouth but nothing came out, you were screwed. you saw him lean closer to you from the corner of your eye, you could see his smirk growing as he leaned into your ear.

“I especially liked the last one you did.” you could’ve died right then and there and you would’ve been fine with it. if he had breath you could’ve felt it on your ear.

he backed up taking a good look at your face and chuckled, your face looked like a red balloon. you swallowed hard and found your voice.

“I was practicing how to draw male muscles” you studdered

“Yeah, I’m sure that’s what you were doing.”

you finally look up at him. you wanted to see what he felt about this. he still had his arms crossed but his face had amusement written all over it. you sigh and begin to start your apology

“ Listen, I’m really sorry If offended you with my drawings. I just found you so captivating when I saw you on t.v and you just- I couldn’t help but find myself drawn to you.” that was it. you just basically confessed to the guy you’ve been drawing for weeks. you looked away, afraid to see his reaction. you didn’t know what was coming, but you didn’t expect to see a piece of paper with a phone number scribbled on it. you looked at him confused to see him still grinning.

“ if you ever feel like drawing me again, give me a call, I’d be happy to model for you.” he said with a wink.

you took his number and nodded, too shocked to really say anything. he patted your head and walked back in the direction of the coffee shop. you looked over the number and grinned. you had a feeling that you would be drawing him again very soon

yaaay i finished it! sorry if Markus was OOC! ill make sure to do better next time!

#dbh #dbh markus #markus x reader #request #detroit become human

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