#Lois cliff diving cause she’s late for work

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Barry: Stop trying to one up Batman, Green, he’ll break you in half.

Hal: I’d let him.

Clark: CAN I JUST EAT MY BREAKFAST ON THIS SPACE STATION ONE TIME WITHOUT SOMEONE SAYING SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE!?

Hal: Jealous Sups?

Barry just walking away, questioning his taste in friends.

#Barry Allen #the flash #green lantern #Hal Jordan #Clark kent #Superman #batlantern #super lantern #this is what happens when someone you watch reviews a lot of silver age comics #and her love of human dumpster fire Hal Jordan implants itself into you #also the fact I absolutely LOVE horrible movies in a nonironic way doesn’t help my love for the silver age bs #Lois cliff diving cause she’s late for work #Superman and Batman emotionally manipulating her for no good reason #her somehow knowing someone wasn’t Wonder Woman cause she didn’t get hit hard enough #Hal losing to a newspaper a sign and soap? #Flash sweating all over potatoes #Jimmy Olsen being the most successful super villain? #please give me this crap #I enjoy it way too much #I grew up on crack fandom and that taste never goes away