#Lou Lou la Duchesse

[homoeroticgrappling]

They are Gomez and Morticia to me

#Danhausen #Lou Lou la Duchesse

[stingsbf]

sending love to danhausen and lou lou 💕

#danhausen #donovan danhausen #lou lou la duchesse

[coderedblood]

Hook wordlessly becoming Lou lou and her daughters bodyguard whenever they come to visit danhausen at work.

"Hook, you realize you don't have to do this, right?" Lou Lou tries for what must be the thousandth time.

"Yup," her husband's best friend pops the 'P' in time with the bubblegum in his mouth. He mimes her daughter's Frankie Stein doll walking with a distinctive sluggish gait.

"Let him stay, mom!" Her daughter CW insists with a wide grin that she could've only gotten from her stepfather. "He plays Monster High the best. He really gets the ghouls." In her hands is a Toralei and the doll's accessories, in this case a microphone that her daughter is pretending the doll is singing into.

"What's she singing?" Hook asks with a supportive smile and an interested gleam in his eyes.

"The Addams Family theme song!" CW beams.

"Hook plays even better than Daddyhausen?" Danhausen asks, holding a Cleo De Nile doll in his hands and looking genuinely hurt.

"Daddyhausen, you make Clawdeen eat her friends!" His daughter sounds positively exasperated with her demonic dad's playing style.

Hook snickers but muffles it. "Yeah, D, she doesn't eat her friends."

"She is a werewolf! Werewolves eat people!"

"Excuse me!" A smarmy sounding voice interrupts the calm, peaceful environment.

Hook's eyes flicker to the doorway, back straightening. It's Mark Sterling, someone Hook can't trust as far as he can throw him.

"What does Smarky Mark want with Danhausen's family?" Danhausen demands, standing up to stand in front of his wife and daughter. Hook joins him at his side.

"I'm here not for you, but for your gorgeous wife," Sterling says rudely, eyes falling onto Lou Lou. She cringes outwardly when he flashes her a disgusting grin. "How would you feel about"-

He lets out an exaggerated noise of protest when someone slaps his sternum. "Let's go outside for a talk, man to man," Hook says, eyes hooded and voice emotionless but frowning. With his fingers curled around Sterling's tie, he drags the lawyer outside the locker room and shuts the door behind him.

Lou Lou looks at her husband. "I hope a talk is all Hook's having with that lawyer," she tries to be stern to be a good example for their daughter, but she's smiling in a way that shows off her teeth and in a way she can't help.

"Hook isn't much of a talker, mom," CW says nonchalantly. "He's cracking that guy's numbskull."

Her inflection is identical to Hook. Lou Lou's jaw drops and Danhausen guffaws.

"Yes, yes, darling, that's exactly what Hook is doing," Danhausen chuckles, proud of his little girl for her uncanny ability to understand those around her. It's a rare gift.

Hook comes back in the room moments later. "He won't bother you guys ever again," he promises before taking his seat back at the table. "I believe Toralei was about to put on an encore of the Munsters theme?"

"The Munsters theme doesn't have lyrics," Lou Lou says, but her delighted husband and daughter ignore her in favor of making up their own lyrics to the iconic tv show theme song. Hook is smiling tenderly, and she finds herself doing the same.

Her husband sure has the best, most interesting friends, and she's grateful this young man is in her family now.

#aew #donovan danhausen #lou lou la duchesse de riere #aew hook #fanfiction #Hook is a damn good monster high player

[dynamitekansai]

📸 marisaparisella

#wrestling #lou lou la duchesse de riere #danhausen #aew

[naritaren]

This is a great dynamic between husband and wife tbh

#danhausen #lou lou la duchesse de riere #this would be me and my partner tbh

[thentherewasfury]

Get you a wife who loves you enough to indulge in your perpetual wrestling gimmick even as she’s celebrating her own career victory

#Danhausen #lou lou la duchesse de riere #i love their relationship they love each other SO MUCH #wild public love not staged photogenic faux love #also I want her shoes

[dykecassidy]

of all time

#danhausen #lou lou la duchesse de riere #lovehausen #wrasslin #feelgood scrapbook #been eyeing this one for a bit!! #theyre cute

[hookhausen]

lord have mercy lou lou (danhausens wife) is going to be in the baddie section. cassidy v. ethan page is also happening 😩 and that doesnt even touch the fact that we have jade on wednesday as well.

tony thank you for blessing us even more this wenesday

but also tony ik contracts have been expiring lately (word is alan angels of dark order is out) and i have to say IF CHUCK WASNT RESIGNED I WILL FIND YOU

#aew #aew dynamite #all elite wrestling #danhausen #ethan page #jade cargill #chuck taylor #alan angels #lou lou la duchesse de riere

[anneeeboleyn]

renée de noailles from vying from versailles is the cuntiest woman to ever exist. she removed louise de la valliere from court and became the maîtresse-en-titre in her debut season at the ripe age of twenty.

then she proceeded to single handedly save the dauphin of france, frame and execute françois-athénaïs, madame de montespan and chevalier lou de rohan at the ripe age of twenty one.

now at twenty three, she's a duchess with her own retinue, with a new found relationship with hunger for power and corruption, a pro supporter of war.

truly serving cunt.

#romance club #vying for versailles #rc vying for versailles #renée de noailles #rc renée #rc VFV #Louis xiv #rc king louis #alexandre bontemps #rc alexandre #madame de montespan #Louise de la valliere #madame de maintenon watch out #mother of cunts #cunty behaviour #best mc

[homoeroticgrappling]

Lou Lou posted a Christmas family portrait💖

#her outfit is incredible and her family is beautiful #Lou Lou la Duchesse #Danhausen #human makeup #Little Danhausen

[xomattfinish]

Top 50 Trivia: The highest jump in rank from the 2021 list to 2022 is Miss Exotic World Lou Lou la Duchesse de Riere with an incredible 37 spot jump from #39 in 2021 to #2 in 2022! @21stcenturyburlesque @loulouladuchesse #burlesque #Top50 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm2Vfz6SyFF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#39 #2 #burlesque #top50

[javabachelor]

Congrats to the new Burlesque Hall of Fame Miss Exotic World 2022, Lou Lou la Duchesse de Rière! (Seen here in issue 47. Photo by Angela Morales!) #bachelorpadmagazine #pinup #pinupgirl #bhof2022 #loulouladuchessederiere #angelamoralesphotography @loulouladuchesse @angelamoralesphoto https://www.instagram.com/p/CeccvG8JNwZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#bachelorpadmagazine #pinup #pinupgirl #bhof2022 #loulouladuchessederiere #angelamoralesphotography

[coderedblood]

In AEW there’s an exclusive club called the Weird White Man Corner and it’s for married white weirdos who have sane, sensible (but no less dangerous!) wives/spouses

Members include Danhausen (who’s the president and his daughter brings the club snacks, drinks and her drawings, he’s very proud of her and she gets a Monster High doll or a wrestling action figure monthly as payment), Kip Sabian (they say he’s the treasurer but the money is Chuck E. Cheese tokens that he hoards for himself like the weird little gremlin he is), the Blade (the decorator, he decorates the corner with horror movie posters, they go really well with Danhausen’s daughter’s drawings), Dalton Castle,Jon Moxley (he’s prouder of his membership here than the BCC), Malakai Black (who’s always the first person to arrive to the meetings), Juice Robinson and “Speedball” Mike Bailey (he’s not even in AEW but he showed up one day and they accepted him because he fits the criteria).

When the WWC has meetings their spouses meet for coffee, cake and chatting

#aew #danhausen #lou lou la duchesse de riere #kip sabian #penelope ford #the blade #the bunny #dalton castle #dalton’s wife heather #jon moxley #renee paquette #malakai black #zelina vega #speedball mike bailey #veda scott #juice robinson #toni storm #the weird white man corner

[laresearchette]

Friday, October 14, 2022 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?:     SHANTARAM (Apple TV+) ROSALINE (Disney + Star) MARTHA GARDENS (The Roku Channel) FIXER UPPER: THE CASTLE (Magnolia Canada) 9:00pm

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT PENN & TELLER: FOOL US (CW Feed) WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? (CW Feed) HIGH SCHOOL (Premiering on October 28 on Amazon Prime Canada) THE SHOPLIFTING PACT (TBD - Lifetime Canada)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA 10 FC BARCELONA JODI JUJU STORIES LIGHTS GUNS AND ACTION (Season 2) OMG VOY A PASARMELO BIEN

CBC GEM L’ESSENCE DES SOUVENIRS TRIBAL (Season 1)

CRAVE TV BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON THE EXPENDABLES HELL OF A WEEK WITH CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD (Season 1) JENNIFER’S BODY MTV’S JERSEY SHORE FAMILY VACATION (Season 5B, Episodes 1-16) REDEEMING LOVE REPO MAN THE SECRET GARDEN (2020) SURVIVE     THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003)

DISNEY + STAR EVITA INTO THE WOODS (Sing-Along Version) ROSALINE

NETFLIX CANADA BLACK BUTTERFLIES THE CURSE OF THE BRIDGE HOLLOW EVERYTHING CALLS FOR SALVATION (Season 1) HOLY FAMILY (Season 1) MISMATCHED (Season 2) TAKE 1 (Season 1)

2022 FIFA U17 WOMEN’S WORLD CUP (TSN5) 6:48am: Brazil vs. United States (TSN5) 10:18am: Germany vs. Chile

PULSE (APTN) 7:00pm: Meet Lauren Jiles, a renowned burlesque performer better known as Lou Lou la Duchesse de Rière. Hailing from Kahnawà:ke, Lou Lou celebrates and reclaims Indigenous sexuality through this empowering style of dance.

PRE-SEASON NBA BASKETBALL (TSN4) 7:00pm: Celtics vs. Raptors (SN Now) 8:00pm: Nets vs. Timberwolves (SN Now) 10:00pm: Lakers vs. Kings

CFL FOOTBALL   (TSN5) 7:00pm: Alouettes vs. Redblacks (TSN) 9:30pm: Ti-Cats vs. Stamps

NHL HOCKEY (TSN3) 8:00pm: Rangers vs. Jets

MARKETPLACE (CBC) 8:00pm

RODEO NATION (APTN) 8:00pm: PJ Fox struggles to compete after the recent death of her grandfather. Mark Big Tobacco battles nerves as he returns to compete in bareback for the first time since he shattered his collarbone. Harry Good Eagle and his team reveal the healing nature of horses.

MID-LOVE CRISIS (W Network) 8:00pm: On the eve of turning 50, Mindy Quinn finds herself doing the most unexpected thing: rekindling a romance that ended 30 years ago.

STORIES FROM THE LAND (APTN) 8:30pm: Kay-Nah-Chi-Wah-Nung is a sacred burial mound site in northwestern Ontario; part of a land claim in the 1980s and '90s, it's now a source of cultural pride among youth and elders in the community.

THE PASSIONATE EYE (CBC) 9:00pm: The Real Mo Farah

TRANSPLANT (CTV) 9:00pm: Bash finds himself at odds with his direct supervisor while they treat a couple of skydivers with a unique relationship; Mags speaks out against her supervising doctor; a mistake comes back to bite Theo.

SURVIVE (Crave) 9:00pm:  Jane and Paul are the only survivors of a plane crash that isolates them on a remote snow-covered mountain. They will have to find a way to get back to society, while Jane struggles with her own personal demons and Paul tries to keep her safe.

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME (Magnolia Canada) 9:30pm (SERIES PREMIERE):  Maddie Moate explores three unique and innovative homes in England, and meets the owners who are challenging the way we see home; she visits a pioneering plant-based house, a shape-shifting self-build and a historic watermill turned dwelling.

STEPHEN COLBERT PRESENTS TOONING OUT THE NEWS (CTV Comedy) 10:30pm:  A cast of animated characters, led by anchor James Smartwood, parody top news stories and interview real-world guests, newsmakers and analysts.

CRIME BEAT (Global) 10:00pm: When former beauty queen Alexandra Pesic is gunned down in a brazen daylight shooting on a midsummer evening in 1992, a quiet community in a suburb of Vancouver, B.C. is stunned; evidence of a contract killing is found motivated by greed and hate.

#cdntv #cancon #canadian tv #pulse #marketplace #rodeo nation #stories from the land #the passionate eye #transplant #crime beat #fifa soccer #nba basketball #cfl football #nhl hockey

[damnhausen-archive]

ULTRA SEXY DANHAUSEN

Courtesy of Lou Lou La Duchesse de Riere, the stunning Lady of Danhausen.

How does he look so good as DRAGHAUSEN dammit?!?!!

#ask

[naritaren]

Posting mostly to torture @damnhausen

#danhausen #lou lou la duchesse de riere