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mannatea · 2 months

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Starting a new “thread” of these because the other is getting way too fucking long. You can read it here if you’re just finding this one. Starting at Ep242 “Learn to Fuse!/Gohan Revived—Kaoshin’s Secret Weapon!?”

I just have to admit that the sub voice for Boo is literally the most terrifying shit imaginable, like…the dub made him giggly and cutesy…which is also creepy but not nearly to the degree the sub Boo is. He’s honestly just horrifying lmfao.

Imagine being unfortunate enough to look even remotely like Trunks or Goten right now lmao.

“Everything can be brought back with the dragonballs.” Except Gohan and Vegeta I guess, because you guys just ignore them. What am I missing here. I mean, I get why they'd accept Vegeta's death but GOHAN? Am I insane.

I love how the first thing Gohan does upon waking us is accept that he’s dead and look for a halo LOL. I love him so much 😭

Sorry, Goten is the funniest character. When Trunks tells him it’s bad manners to talk at the table and not eat politely he just starts sippin his soup and ignoring everything to "be polite". What a fucking masterpiece.

Goku telling the boys to stop crying because there’s not time for it lmfao. Goku I am going to flick you back into the Other World with my middle finger, jfc man. Sorry they wouldn’t give a shit if you died, but they do care about Vegeta and Gohan lmao.

But also why is this continuing to be such a big deal when THE DRAGON BALLS SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT GOHAN BACK ANYWAY. They should be looking for him right now. And Shin too actually… wtf.

Goku doesn’t even give them a hug or any comfort or anything. I mean I know Goku’s like…a dummy but mannnnnnn they’re little kids. “You two, stop your endless sobbing!” My brother in christ I will kill you again myself. This is probably like 50% of the reason Gohan ended up so traumatized lol.

Honestly more people should feel badly for ChiChi, since they imagine she lost her son and husband now.

Poor Videl honestly. Imagine having to deal with all these weird people. They’re just like. Heard it from a friend whoooo heard it from a friendddd whoooo heard it from another that Gohan is deaaaadddddd. 🎵 No wonder she’s like WTfing all over the place. Nobody’s explained this ki shit to her to an extent where she would understand they literally can’t sense his lifeforce anymore so it has to sound absolutely bonkers that they’re just all believing it without even one shred of proof.

Krillin just giving her the most “oh, honey ☹” look that I’ve ever seen in my life HAHAH.

YOU GUYS LITERALLY WISHED EVERYONE BACK WHO DIED TODAY IS THIS A PLOT HOLE THAT EVERYONE IS SO STUPID OR WHAT. Like Vegeta not coming back makes sense: he’s definitely falling into the “bad guys” list of people not to bring back. BUT GOHAN? NO WAY LOL. I feel insane.

“I absolutely won’t believe such a thing!” Honestly Videl, you’re correct here…even though it’s weird for you to be that confident after you just saw what Boo is capable of and haven’t ever seen Gohan truly fight anyone lol. BUT ASLO AGAIN WHY ARE YOU NOT ASKING ABOUT THE DRAGONBALLS YOU JUST SAW THEM WISH EVERYONE BACK TO LIFE LMAO. WHY AREN'T YOU QUESTIONING THAT SPECIFICALLY.

I mean this is obviously a plot hole/something nobody thought through.

If the wish had been made much earlier (i.e., Bulma and Co. left to make the wish before Gohan had “died”) it would make sense that people were sad about him being dead—because he really would be dead. It doesn’t explain why nobody’s just like “eh, we’ll bring him back in four months” but at least in every other regard this would make a lot more sense.

They could have played around with the idea of Gohan being unable to come back thinking the manner in which he died might have been particularly horrific…or even that Gohan chose not to return, but all we have is this silly plot hole.

(I’m rolling my eyes because it makes all these characters just seem so incredibly stupid and NONE of them are that dumb.)

Something something everyone is like actively grieving and I’m not surprised more people don’t try to think of, say, Videl’s feelings, but man oh man with that plot hole staring me in the face it’s hard to take seriously.

ALSO ALSO they don’t HAVE four months to wait to revive Gohan anyway, so I’m sorta surprised nobody’s says that…or even just, “honey in five days we’re all going to join Gohan anyway soooo.”

I googled this shit because it was driving me insane, only to find a Reddit thread that pretty much told me that DBZ fans don’t possess even one grain of media literacy whatsoever. Fellas it’s called a plot hole; sometimes authors make mistakes just admit it and move on. LOL

Mr. Satan still not concerned about his daughter at all.

Krillin is actually the best, I love him so much.

SSJ3? Hideous. But that’s the price you pay for power.

Goku should just instant transmission himself and Buu to the sun. It'd save me a lot of time.

#dbz

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smylealong · 2 years

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Starting Bulgasal. Let's see how it goes. Thoughts below the cut.

What a terrific intro!

WOOT, what cinematography!

What just happened?

HOLEEE SHEET

The costume department is brilliant.

Mannnnnnn the atmosphere is excellent.

They did not even give that poor kid a name?

Oh gosh. This is terrible. Poor kid.

THIS is what 10,000 BC wanted to be.

I love that everyone has snow-bitten cheeks.

OMG. They aren't holding back.

STOP WHATEVER YOU GUYS ARE DOING AND WATCH BULGASAL.

OH HE CAN SPEAK? (Just how traumatized must that poor child have been to have decided not talking forever is the best option?)

Not even 30 mins in and invisible ninjas are chopping onions.

This Shaman Lady. I hate her.

This guy will use the kid as a weapon, won't he?

Oh shut up, bitch!

At least the General seems to genuinely care about him.

OOOOOHHHHHH. Excellent.

And here comes our hero! Excellent intro.

The music reminds me of Naruto, which is a very high compliment.

Oh now another status conscious asshole is here.

Whumpers would be happy.

HOW is he supposed to get along with anyone? No one wants to be near him.

Do you blame him?

Onion ninjas are back.

This General is a good egg. I like.

Camera work is stellar.

Damnit! A leaf falls before it is supposed to? It's Hwal's fault.

These folks aren't pulling ANY punches.

Is it me or does Hwal look like Helan Zhen?

WHO THE HECK KEEPS CHOPPING ONIONS?

What does that mean?

Very interesting.

They haven't changed, have they?

There she is. Still spouting hate.

THE MUSIC! THE MUSIC!

I have a feeling a BIG twist is coming.

Oh poor child! (Onion chopping resumes).

This scene reminds me of Tumbbad. (What wonderful throwbacks!)

Whaaa???

It's the shaman woman, I bet!

GOOD GOOD. PROPERLY CREEPY.

He's too late! NOOOOOO.

Oh!

OMG MY HEART IS GOING TO LEAP OUT OF MY CHEST.

HOLY SHEEET. THE BACKSTORY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE HORRIBLE.

That's it. I lost it. I am proper sobbing now. I am writing this through tears.

They're twisting that knife deeper and deeper.

Why would she be using a sword?

Transferring the curse or something?

What???

HOLY COW!!

#bulgasal

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