OMG THE BABIES THEY'RE SO CUTE CONGRATS YOU TWO T0T
Oh Mordy, it's time to say hello~ ;)
She's so...tiny.
Belladonna and Castiel were their names now. While holding Castiel he didn't feel as close. However, with Belladonna...there was a newfound warmth in him. He couldn't quite place it, but it was so sweet feeling...almost like when he held his little sister Rose at the time. Or better yet, Hannah...but those were past memories.
"How're you feeling my feline fellow?"
"...Morde?"
"Oh fuck he's crying---"
"Can I have my daughter, Morde?"
"Mordecai, my dear, come on---"
"Aww...softie~"
They might have to pry her out of his arms after this... <3
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How often does Alastor remind Double Trouble that they're the most beautiful creature in all of creation?
No this isn't me wanting you to draw DT again what are you talking about why would I do that it's not like I'm OBSESSED or anything--
--@call-me-double-trouble
"Oh, quite often...~ How can one not notice their stunning self?"
His eyes trailed down to watch the questioner. His grin broadened, and he took Double Trouble's hand into his own, his eyes lighting up with almost a sweet, tender look under the usual chaotic and manipulative gaze.
"Their beauty is not my main focus: it's their wit, their type of entertainment and that oh-so appealing flair...because of that, I have fallen hard. Even now, after years of being together, there are still many things I would do for them,"
"As I would for him~ how could I not? He's been the utmost faithful, and I couldn't ask for more. That charming smile makes me weak at the knees~"
He brought them into a dip, bowing lowly. They brought their leg up a bit, bending the other in a comfortable position. Their hands went up to his head and the side of his face, while his hand remained on their back.
"Oh, the amount of lines I would cross for only him...the crimes I would commit~"
"I would die for them...I would kill for them."
"I have killed for them, a̸̪̎̈́́̅̒̀̃͜n̴̝͌́́̚ḑ̸̩̼͎̞̹̤́ ̸̡̢̦͔̝̗̳̦͂̀̓̚̕͝͝ŵ̵̼̰̣̰̥̮͊͂̚͝į̸̡̰̺̺̙̏͘͝͝l̵̬̏̈́̅̌͘l̴̯͛̍̀̊̚ ̵̻̒́͂̀d̵̢̨͈̤̝̥̮͂̋͐̾̈͝͠o̴̝͓͖̲̮̝͖͚̓̈́̂̓͘ ̷̖̀i̸̛̛̝̙̩̜̮̻̙͂̿͛̔͠͝t̸̝̥̩̥̣͋̒̈́̈̈́̃̾ ̵̖̙̿̄̋̑̏͐à̴̢̲̩̗̝̼̉́̓̊͗̚ͅg̵̣̒͐̃̊̓̍̌͂ā̶̞̓͂͝ị̴̲̥̣͍͉͔͝n̸̢̛̛͍̯̬̙̳̔͒̊̊͝.̶̲̻͇̣̻͖͑͊͘͜."
(NORMAL: and will do it again.)
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so what's the manor gonna do for easter, maybe go on a little sexyman easter egg hunt, the eggs can have little tophats too X3
"MIGHT DO SOME EGG HUNTING, BUT WHO KNOWS! IT MIGHT JUST BE A NORMAL DAY FOR US...WE COULD HIDE SOME EGGS FOR SAM, THOUGH..."
"Bill suggested I'd be the Easter Bunny...he later regretted his choice. Good riddance: the triangle-coded bastard had the nerve to tell me that...I do not look fat...not sure if he was trying to imply that, and I know that he probably wasn't, but still."
"The tidbit with Bill and Double Trouble was certainly interesting! Oh, how mad my beloved got...it was quite entertaining, but I had to make sure Bill's other eye was safe."
"Dad suggested photos. Photos. Of me in a Easter dress. Honestly, I'd rather jump into Weirdmageddon than that shit."
"Samantha..."
"I'm not taking a picture with a creepy mascot! EVER!"
"I already got an egg here! Top hat and all... :)"
"Honestly, we're not doing anything special. But with this bit, I get to see how flustered Mordecai really gets~"
"...rather."
"Good~"
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OH SHIT DT JUST WENT INTO LABOUR
SEXYMAN SQUAD YOU GOTTA TAKE DT TO THE HOSPITAL IN TRUE SEXYMAN STYLE
DO IT IT FOR THE TUMBLR BABIES
"THEY WHAT?!"
"WHAT."
"....HUH?"
"NOW????"
"Yes, Ghirahim! We gotta get them to the hospital, NOW!"
"SHIT, I THOUGHT THEY WERE DUE...OH WAIT, IT IS THE FINAL MONTH."
"YOU DUMBASS!"
"Samantha, mouth! And we need to stay collected. We'll take them to the hospital...let's hurry now."
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Hmmm...who could she have talked to in order to claim him as her "Papa"? And why are Double Trouble and Alastor so horrified at this revelation...?
[FEEL FREE TO GUESS WHO THIS MYSTERY SEXYMEN IS...]
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Double Trouble, I'm sure you're aware of the alternate versions of you that exist throughout various dimensions and alternate timelines.
Does it console you to know that other versions of you, somewhere, are godparents, or even parents themselves, and doing a great job at it?
(PS, If you WEREN'T aware that other you's exist, I'm happy to go into more detail on the matter!)
--@call-me-double-trouble
"I did indeed know of my alternates. But a part of me is glad I haven't met them yet..."
"...it does seem sweet to know this. So yes: it does console me...knowing the good parenting side of it."
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Do any of the others might have some or want some relationship to the twins (uncle, stalker etc) :3
"...no stalkers."
"Not for a minute!"
"As for relationships, I told Bill, Once and Ghirahim that they're the godfather! Mordecai might not be interested...but if he was, then I feel like it would be an Uncle-like relationship! Samantha is already the older sister..."
"At the same time, right?"
"..."
"Alastor."
"It adds to the fun!"
"ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT???"
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"
"For the entertainment!"
"...oh my God, dad."
Well...that's the extent of that. It was surely an interesting conversation.
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does Alastor have rabies... Onceler you go check him 0_0
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you feel better now sam?
"..."
She...doesn't feel better, really. She stopped the heavy crying, sure, but she hasn't fully calmed down. It might take her some time...no one can blame her: personal jabs at her regarding her familial issues just...triggered something horrible in her, and she still feels very hurt. Now she's just tired...she needs the rest.
"...she's been crying for two hours, Alastor: we can't even calm her down."
"..."
"Alastor? Hon?"
"...I..."
...the smile on his face dropped the moment Sam closed her eyes, and he wiped her tears.
He had to stay strong for his little girl...his little girl. He never would've thought he would use those three words when speaking about her. Yet he simply did so, and it made him all the more soft. She was sweet, quiet, and had bursts of energy: he admired that. She was a good dancer, a singer, and loved anything about the Roaring Twenties: but she clung to him and trusted him, and that's what drew him to her.
This was his adoptive daughter now...his and DT's. He had to show her love, and not break promises. She didn't have to worry about him and DT drinking...which was good.
He was swarmed in his thoughts, he was tuning them out unintentionally. He was focused on getting Sam to calm down, but the more she cried, the more his heart shattered.
"...I failed her."
The tears said it all: literal. Tears. He cared for her more than he let on, and it was making him sentimental...in the best ways, however.
"You didn't fail her, hon."
"I did. I should've been there when that wretched anon shattered her with their commentary. I should've been there to comfort her sooner...but I wasn't."
"That doesn't mean you failed her. You found out when you could, and what matters is that she's safe in your arms. That she calms down."
"...but what if she doesn't...?"
"...you're going to hate this idea."
"How so...?"
"If she doesn't calm down in the next twenty minutes, we...we take her to Black Hat."
"...Black Hat."
There's fear and nervousness in his voice now. They tried to ease their husband by gently placing their hand on his leg.
"If she doesn't calm down. If she does, then disregard. I mean...everyone has already tried getting her to calm down, or talk...Mordecai hugged her for Christ's sake, and that didn't work! Ghirahim tried calming her by taking her hair down, but also nothing! Another person she confides in is Black Hat. He'll surely be able to calm her."
"...if you say so, my love."
"We'll get her through this...trust me."
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so guys, how are yall gonna plan the baby shower?
“Honestly, it probably should be private…but I dunno! It’s up to DT and Dad Alastor. Though I have a suggestion! We should get a ring bear for the ceremony! It’ll lighten things up.”
“A WHAT??”
“Little Miss Sunshine, that’s a wrong type of celebration for a ring bearer!”
“She said bear, Alastor…”
“….Oh.”
“OH INDEED!”
“We aren’t getting a bear period.”
“…why is she like this.”
"A sweet little suggestion, but I'm afraid we're going to have to decline it, my dear. As for it being a private get together, I absolutely agree on it!"
"Especially with how easy things could get out to the public...not that I hate the spotlight! I just don't want this being known...aside from just doing the spell and turning out to be successful, we don't have a solid plan yet."
"How about we make a solid plan tonight? That way we'll be prepared and ready for the birth in three months: demonic pregnancies are much shorter than average, thanks to magic. As to you folks, stay tuned for that!"
"THREE MONTHS????"
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Did everything go well, is DT alright?
"Shit...shit shit shit...ow..."
Truth be told, they never expected to be in a situation like this. Yet here they were, in the hospital, on a bed, about to have twins. Yes it had been hours later, but nothing extreme has happened yet.
And this only terrified Alastor. He didn't know what would happen, nor did it know if they were going to be okay.
"...dad? Dad they're okay...plus we can be in the room with them, the doctors said it was okay..."
"..."
"Dad?"
"....."
"Alastor. They're okay...they're gonna be okay...I promise you. They're in safe hands...alright?"
"...alright."
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so, has the manor been babyproofed yet for the little monsters that are yet to come?
“We prepared the manor! Babyproofing is complete, and everything is under wraps."
"Still find it bizarre, y'know..."
"I do, as well, my dear!"
"Though, whatever may come our way, we'll have it taken care of."
This...feeling. It was sharper and more cramp inducing...they didn't know how to deal with it. It lasted for much longer than a simple flutter.
“Mhh—…”
“Ah, shit…”
"...love? Are you alright? You look a little...shaken up."
"..."
It got worse before it got better...they leaned up against him for support, and they felt his hand on their shoulder, before he pulled away and let it hover.
“My dear?”
"...yeah...?"
"Are you alright?"
"I am...don't worry. Just a bit of jabbing, y'know?"
"But normally you don't...well...alright. I trust your word."
"I'll let you know when things get worse...alright?"
"...alright, my love."
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hey dt, have you and al felt any movement from the twins yet?? since dt's nearing the middle of the pregnancy...also, have they found any comfy clothing?
"I did find some comfortable clothes! I never would've thought I wouldn't be against sweatpants."
"They still look as darling as ever~"
"You're a sweetheart, Alastor...as for movement, we—"
...!!! Was that...no, no, it couldn't have been...but when it happened again, it was all the confirmation they needed...
...
Okay...this was not a fantasy. There was actual movement. Holy shit.
"My love, are you alright?! It's far too early for them to arrive! How are you feeling?! Are you—"
All they did was just stare...and then they grabbed his hand gently.
The way his smile truly dropped into something of shock wasn't common. Yet they couldn't help but grin at his eyes practically lighting up at there being kicking.
"...this is real."
"It always was, darling."
"I-I'm aware, but this—"
He glided his hands up to their face, and the two let their foreheads press against each other in a blissful moment. Tears of not lamenting, but of pure happiness sprang into his eyes for the first time.
"...I'm a father. A father, my love! Can you believe it?! This is truly happening!"
They grinned broadly at his sudden, adorable reaction. They just knew from that moment alone that he was definitely going to be a good father.
"You are, darling, you really are...and soon we'll see them."
"I love you...oh so much~"
"I love you too...I always will~"
//BONUS//:
"...she is definitely happy."
"Oh without a doubt..."
"..."
"..."
"...we don't have the heart to move her, do we?"
"No: no we do not."
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When are the babies due?
Al did say they'll arrive in three months and it has been a while
"In around two months, based on Alastor's tracking. No exact date yet, so it's a bit nervewracking for me...so far, everything has been surprisingly smooth! If you exclude the horrible migraines and sickness. No odd cravings, thankfully...but I have been wanting his jambalaya quite often. No matter how much it goes to my hips and thighs."
"...mhh...I'm going to need to wear something else from now on. This is getting too tight for me...meaning that I'm getting closer and closer to actually being a parent."
"ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵒᵘᵗᶠᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ. :⁽"
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its been hours, is DT okay, and so is Al?
"Ohhh yeah...we're definitely okay. To think after all this time, such a blessed thing could happen. It's adorable, lighthearted whimsy, where I can't take my eyes off of the current events folding in front of us. It's...the best thing." We're definitely okay...DT is alive and, well..."
They're more than well...even after such painful labor, they managed to push---figuratively and literally---through it all.
"Well...I think nari and dad fell in love all over again, with these two buggers that just entered this world."
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hey guys, will Bill be trusted around the babies?
"It would be rather interesting~ it could always lessen the boredom and dullness~"
"No, absolutely not. We are not trusting Bill with the twins. I trust Ghirahim more than him!"
“Ow..!”
There was that pain again…and it seemed worse. They didn’t want to alarm Alastor, but God, the pain…
“My love?”
“…’m fine, Al, I—…”
“Don’t lie to me: I know your pain tolerance…what’s wrong?”
They looked at him…it was a knowing look. A pained, knowing look, almost terrified of the realization with the tightness and cramping in their abdomen, and the pressure near their crotch. There wasn’t a rush of water, but there was still enough for everything to be set in stone.
“…Double Trouble?”
Now he’s terrified.
“…my water just broke.”
And his smile dropped completely.
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