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Pinoko, at the grocery store: Alright Doc, remember. We’re just here for those peanut butter granola bars that you know I love. We’re just gonna be here for 5 minutes, in and out. Alright?
(*sees somebody coughing*)
Pinoko: Actually, you know what? Change of plan! I need you to go around the store and buy every roll of toilet paper you can find! Okay?!
Black Jack: But, Pinoko, isn’t that really counterproductive and does more harm than good?
Pinoko: I don’t wanna hear your rational thought right now! We’re gonna have toilet paper for dinner EVER SINGLE NIGHT! Toilet paper pasta with toilet paper meatballs! I hope you’re ready for toilet paper every night, Doc!
(Please remember to wash your hands)
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Lisa, at the grocery store: Alright kids, remember. We're just here for those peanut butter granola bars that you know I love. We're just gonna be here for 5 minutes, in and out. Alright?
(*hears somebody coughing*)
Lisa: Actually, you know what? Change of plan! I need you to go around the store and grab every roll of toilet paper you can find! Okay?!
Sosuke: But, Mom, isn't that really counterproductive and does more harm than good?
Lisa: I don't wanna hear your rational thought right now! We're gonna have toilet paper for dinner EVER SINGLE NIGHT! Toilet paper pasta with toilet paper meatballs! I hope you're ready for toilet paper every night!
Ponyo, carrying several bottles of hand sanitizer: Aw jeez, did you hear that guy cough? I hope this is enough hand sanitizer to bathe in.
Lisa, with several packs of toilet paper rolls: Yes! Yes! I’ve done it! I’ve become the biggest asshole there is!
Sosuke, standing on top of a grocery cart: Everyone please, please calm down! Now isn’t the time to be selfish. Now is the time to be selfless and look out for one another more than normal. Please leave a pack of toilet paper for your neighbor and hand sanitizer for them, too. The only way we’re gonna get through this is together, so please. Let’s beat this through kindness and smarts, not selfishness and panic buying- Aw, wait a minute, did somebody buy out all my favorite mango chicken?
Sosuke: THAT’S IT, NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! I WANT SOME NAMES!!!
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