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shilo-sumac · 18 days
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(( OOC Post! edited last 4/23/24
I saw someone have a separate post about the norms of the world their muse is in (I'm so sorry I forget who) and I thought that would be a good idea! uh. this may be a text wall and more may be added. I love my HCs im sorry. ))
There are small basic animals in her universe, such as pollinator species (moths, bees, ect), fish, and small near the bottom of the food chain animals (mice, fish, other bugs, small birds) To me this makes sense because there are both plant Pokemon and normal plants in the actual canon, and stuff needs to pollinate somehow lmao. There are no large animals, this niche is only filled by Pokemon.
Killing Pokemon to consume is frowned upon in many regions. There are still people who do, but it's viewed similarly to how an American would view eating a pet animal. Meat is made in labs and is indistinguishable from the meat from our universe on a taste and nutrition level.
Pokemon have varying levels of sentience. Most Pokemon have a basic understanding of the ideas of what a human is trying to convey, with Pokemon (and their humans) gaining more understanding from each other as their bond grows. Some Pokemon are on a close level to humans, and some perhaps even more so, though this is not confirmed.
The "power of friendship" is a real force in her Pokemon world. The more love you have for your partners the stronger you and your team are, though of course training and strategy is also important. Building bonds with your Pokemon also allow both trainer and Pokemon to understand each other better.
Rarely, people can directly understand Pokemon as if they are speaking common language, but this is very rare and usually something they are born with. Usually, trainers and Pokemon can get a basic idea about what theyre communicating to each other once they know each other well, depending on individuals.
I have a whole post about how pokeballs and the box system works here , basically they give them a little mini enjoyable environment :D
Pokeballs will not work unless the Pokemon has at least a tiny bit of want to be captured. Masterballs are hugely frowned upon
There are no dogs or cats in universe. The words "dog" and "cat" (ect) are used just as descriptive terms for certain mons. Hopefully that makes sense?
My HCs are a combination of the anime, games and occasionally small bits of the manga, with the largest focus on games. I also mix in irl animal facts. Because I am the animal version of Shilo's encyclopedia.
Some things specifically about Muse:
Shilo will not use proper spelling/grammar and only uses capitalization for certain proper nouns to show respect. However, she will type properly when making her care guides. (if you wanna read those they're tagged under #pokemon headcanons iirc, the art is a bit... awkward and old tho. i wanna continue these but theyre a bit labor intensive!)
Shilo gives off odd vibes. Usually people get used to her. On the other hand, Pokemon are naturally drawn to her and tend to trust her. She is human tho. Mostly. As for the details, I hope to one day be good enough to reveal them well lmao.
While unable to directly translate, she is strangely good at being able to tell what a Pokemon is trying to communicate.
Shilo is autistic as fuck and sometimes kinda annoying. Her special interest is Pokemon and she is basically a walking Pokedex.
Shilo's sanctuary is on a small unnamed island nearby Sinnoh. Technically it isn't a part of any region. She works there mainly alone (technically some of her Pokemon act as staff willingly). The facility itself is small but the island itself is large enough to comfortably fit many many Pokemon.
Shilo wants to befriend at least one of every single species of Pokemon. She knows this is unrealistic. She will try anyway.
Shilo has dissociative identity disorder, some anxiety issues, minor PTSD, and some major imposter syndrome (despite liking to say she's the best)
She's not very good at making people friends and her new Rotomblr friends are very novel to her.
About some side characters and Pokemon:
Her childhood was mildly traumatic, so she doesn't want to visit Unova again, but is happy to explore any other region, and often does.
she doesnt remember how old she is exactly but she's near her early to mid 20s
Alistair is her cranky roommate/helper who owes her a debt. He knows barely anything about Pokemon and they do not like him very much. He gets attacked a lot.
Rin is the first Pokemon Shilo befriended. She has a scar over her left eye due to Pokemon hunters when she was young. She is more powerful than the average Zoroark, and tends to hang out in human form so she can have human privileges. She cannot speak human regardless of her form.
Char the Charizard is a rescue due to being rejected as a Charmander for use as a starter since he cannot use fire type abilities.
Her Espeon and Umbreon (Morgan and Simon, respectively ((also both female despite their names)) ) are her very good emotional support mons.
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botanyshitposts · 2 years
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ok i know im breaking my Posting Jail Time like one day in but i went to get seeds for my gourd project and rareseeds.com (baker creek heirloom seeds), an heirloom seed company with a huge selection that i found recommended in that one gourd book im using, is donating all profits to world help to help provide essentials to ukrainian refugees through today and until midnight tomorrow (feb. 26th and 27th). they have a huge variety of flowers and vegetables and so many squashes and gourds that im sad that i only am picking six.
also im going to plug my favorite gourd theyre selling (that ive found so far), the pineapple squash:
Amy Goldman classifies this one as a kind of acorn squash. to quote from The Compleat Squash: A Passionate Grower's Guide on the strain she grew for the book (unsure if its the same beyond the broad variety): "Extraordinary shape. Doesn't perform in the kitchen, but who cares?". i have to agree, just look at them. im obsessed
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sunshinestardrop · 2 years
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Ok but like my favorite daydream to have is one where I’m part of the pokemon world and like I dont really do battles or anything but some friends and I buy a house in the middle of nowhere (Probably a heavily wooded arear)  that we dont really intend to use since we’re going on our journey soon and just plan to use it as a sort of ‘rest spot’ for when we need a break.
But we figure thats not gonna work when it occurs to us just how long we’re gonna be gone for an no one will be there to keep the house in shape. So I offer to stay behind and take care of it. Im not much of a battler myself and my only partner is a little Oddish that I never actually caught and just kind of decided it liked me enough to hang around. So they go and I start upkeep on the house. 
But I get bored really quickly. Eventually I come to the conclusion that since I’m pretty good at taking care of Oddish I can probably start gardening as a hobby, so I get to that. I start with random plants I find around and pull out the seeds and when they start to grow I venture out more. I find a apricots tree and start to take seeds from that too- and eventually began taking the fruits from that as I try to dig up some information about how to make pokeballs out of them. 
My garden starts to grow and I know Im not going to be able to keep up with it. So my first goal is to get a water type that can help me water the garden. Because Im an idoit with not only no pokeballs but also no idea how to catch a pokemon I just kind of go to a nearby lake and start throwing food into the water and ask (Annoy) any pokemon dumb enough to come by and eat it. Some want to battle, but Oddish and I are not really capable of battle so they get shooed away. A lot of pokemon reject our offer- apparently not very excited at the idea of no battling- but the tiniest little Dratini comes by and is willing to come along so I just kind of let it wrap itself around my arm and we head off...
and then there’s this whole situation where im a dumbass who has no idea that Dratini only learns like two water moves and neither of them are useful but theyre my friend now and they can stay for as long as they want because Oddish and I love them. Still gotta find a water type to help with my plants tho. 
And eventually I find a Magikarp that is a fantastic splasher and set up my garden a little bit closer to a lake so that my new Magikarp friend can water the plants they only way they know how. 
My garden starts to thrive, and I mean like really thrive! With Oddish’s sweet scent Im able to attract more bug pokemon to pollinate the plants- some that even become ‘regulars’ of my garden and hang around long after they've had their fill- as well as some other Randoms that show up to nibble of veggies that I dont know what to do with. eventually I start to notice that a lot more plants are going missing, some even torn up from the roots. The other pokemon lead me to a munchlax that had been tearing up a good portion of my garden and after a little scolding I show the little guy how to gently take the editable part without tearing apart the entire plant. Eventually I have a little garden helper. Munchlax starts by just picking out the plants I ask him to pick and then eventually learns how to care and tend to the plants when I can’t.
All the while Im still trying to figure out the whole Pokeball making thing, which goes terribly but I have all the time in the world to figure it out. I do figure out that i need some mechanical parts and have to (Regrettably) travel back to civilization to get them. 
Theres a city thats a ways away from the house, so I know I’ll have to make a trip there. I leave Munchlax (the gardener), Magikarp (The waterer), Dratini (The ‘guard dog’ lol), and a few other regulars in charge of the garden (That has grown huge by now) while Im gone with Oddish who insists on coming with me. I bring some of my fruits and vegs with me as food since I dont really have the money to buy anything other then what I need- being a hermit in the forest for so long. 
So we head off with a smooch to each my my friends heads and promise to be back in three days (One to get there, one to search for parts, and the last to head back) 
While traveling in the woods we find some pokemon that won't take “No, we don't battle” as an answer and Oddish- who has technically been training in an unconventional way (Aka, using moves to help me with my garden and sometimes chasing off misbehaving pokemon)- chases them off swiftly. By the time we make it to the city my baby has evolved into a Gloom! Weirdly enough everyone in the city gives us a wide berth while holding their nose. I can’t figure out why though.
I wander through town completely oblivious, simply focused on my goal. While there people whisper about some dangerous organization making its way through the region and worried that they’ll be next but I pay no mind to them, what kind of silly story is that anyway. Someone even has the audacity to accuse me of being part of it! Still, I pay them no mind and Gloom makes quick work of their team when they attempt to battle me. I go back to my search and eventually find a poke center where I can cozy up for the night before head off to buy my stuff. 
It’s the off season for trainers to come and go (where the beginning of spring is usually for young kids to start their journey) so it’s just me and a few stragglers. I chat with some people and we talk about pokemon. At some point I admit that Gloom isnt technically ‘my’ pokemon and just kind of like a buddy that can stay as long as they please. No one there really gets it but Idc. I give people the fruits and veggies i brought along- some trade items and others give money which I take just in case before heading on our way. 
Stuff happens, I get my parts, and along the way I find a shiny charmander that I make friends with and offer to bring them home since they’re pretty skittish and not that interested in battle- and since charmander is such a popular starter pokemon people are almost hellbent on catching the little guy for battle. I feed some stray Meowths and accidently spend an extra day in the city before returning home.
At home Im nearly bombarded by Munchlax and Dratini- who seem pretty frantic- I dont really know what happened but apparently there was some chaos that tore up almost half my garden while I was away and left the two pretty shaken up. Thankfully no one was hurt but I go into a panic because I can’t find Magikarp! 
And am only sent into more of a panic when what was once my little Magikarp bursts out of Their lake- now a fully grown Gyarados. I nearly pee myself in shock but accept the big guy with opened arms. Gyarados seemed to have caused most of the damage, maybe in a rage induced frenzy? or maybe from fighting something very big and very dangerous?  I’ll probably never get the whole picture. So instead of dwelling on it I start to get back to work on my garden.
I continue on with life, receiving letters from my friends via messenger starly (who eventually becomes a Staravia, then a Staraptor) People begin to stop by my house more often- apparently the travelers I met that night told others about me and my willingness to trade (Surprisingly good) food for Knick knacks. Dratini, Charmander, and munchlax evolve once as well. Every now and then a trainer wants to battle, and I let them know that we only battle when the others are up for it. Sometimes they are, and sometimes they aren't. either way the more forceful trainers are ushered away by my very annoyed Vileplume who is happy to offer them a good wiff of their flower. all in all life is pretty good.
Eventually my ability to make pokeballs improve, and I finally make a fully functional pokeball and leave it on my workbench overnight- only to find it in use he next day. Dragonair- whos grown to be quite the little smartass- had claimed the ball as their own.
Whelp, whatever, it was their decision and I was chill with it. Sadly, a few others get jealous of Dragonairs newfound spot and demand a ball of their own. So I spend a few sleepless nights crafting more only to find that Ive run out of parts. With only two working Pokeballs that Dragonair and Vileplume claimed residence of I leave Snorlax, Charmeleon, and Gyarados to care for the garden while I head back to the city. 
Having traveled to and from there a few times I know a good amount of people and pokemon alike (The local strays always clamoring to harass me for food) and I’ve actually started to do business with a local mom and pa shop that buys my stuff whenever I’m in town. It’s a life I never thought possible, but it’s the best life Ive ever lived.
There’s still rumored and people still suspect me, but it becomes less and less as time goes on. Unbeknownst to me many of the trainers that stop by my house on their way to the city also speak very highly of me and I am a welcomed sight to weary travelers. I just go about my day happy with life like a dumbass.
I get challenged a few times, and because of my unconventional way of training my team I’m considered an enigma to people who have been taught how to properly battle. Most of the time My pokemon just kind of... know what they need to do and Im used as an extra pair of eyes to help cover them. They trust my judgment and I trust them. 
It does scare some trainers when all I do is stare in silence while my pokemon just go ham, but whatever. 
Generally I set up a nice life both in and outside of the city. Living my best life like some sort of weird poke hermit. I don't know when or how it happens but I somehow become a sort of ‘destination’ spot for trainers. In no way am I an official battle spot, but I somehow become a halfway house for trainers and travelers alike. A lot of the time if youre looking for a battle you have to get through all the ‘regulars’ that want to make sure youre not here to cause problems, and then a very protective Gyarados that will obliterate you if they feel you have any bad intentions. 
after all that youll be met with a garden spreading an acre out, pokemon freely wandering around just minding their own business and enjoying life, a fiercely protective shiny Charizard and a kindly Snorlax in a farmers hat too small for their head. Apricot saplings line the house and I’ll most likely be chilling on the front porch, or maybe working with Snorlax in the garden. I’ll welcome strangers kindly and offer them some food or a place to stay the night depending on the time of day. 
The world comes to a halt there, a peaceful little bubble where people can take a moment to enjoy the world and not think about their next more. There is no rush. No worries. I am happy, and maybe for a moment you can be too.
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That was a lot longer then I expected it to be, but I wish this was my life.
Names for my team:
Vileplume- Marigold
Dragonite- Hero
Charizard- Icarus
Snorlax - Gumbo
Gyarados- Leviathan 
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ok im sorry if this is bothering you, but i dont really see why the oil pipeline shouldnt go through? like yes it is bad for the environment (and i def dont agree with that) but until we develop better solutions, we have to use oil. and using our oil is better than importing it from countries like saudi arabia who dont care about the environment as much as we do here. its really the lesser of two evils, and im for better energy that isnt oil but also,, that energy isnt widely used yet (1/2)
and id rather we contribute to our economy, dont support inhumane sources of oil, and work towards green energy at the same time. pipelines arent 100% perfect, but theyre safer than other methods of oil transport. if its going to happen anyway, then id much rather it be safer. the pros here outweigh the many unfortunate cons (2/2)
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Good grief, anon. You’ve been fed nothing but propaganda.
Saudi Arabia supplies a tiny fraction of our oil. We get the majority from the USA:
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Renewable energy actually exists now:
'Coal is on the way out': study finds fossil fuel now pricier than solar or wind
Canada’s amazing—and invisible—green energy sector
Clean energy provides more jobs than oilsands, report says (2015)
More than half of British Columbians considering electric car next time they buy: poll
B.C. Transit switching entire fleet to electric buses
This isn’t even getting into the catastrophic impacts of Climate Change, and that Climate Science explicitly is saying that we cannot build more pipelines:
Most of Canada’s oilsands must stay in ground if world to limit global warming: report
Global Energy Agency Says Addressing Climate Means No New Fossil Fuel Projects
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And I quote:
“In addition, it said, the United States along with Bangladesh, China, Egypt, India, Indonesia, Japan, the Philippines and Vietnam are home to 50 million people who will be exposed to the effects of increased coastal flooding by 2040, if 2.7 degrees of warming occur.
At 3.6 degrees of warming, the report predicts a “disproportionately rapid evacuation” of people from the tropics. “In some parts of the world, national borders will become irrelevant,” said Aromar Revi, director of the Indian Institute for Human Settlements and an author of the report. “You can set up a wall to try to contain 10,000 and 20,000 and one million people, but not 10 million.”
And:
At 1.5C the proportion of the global population exposed to water stress could be 50% lower than at 2C, it notes. Food scarcity would be less of a problem and hundreds of millions fewer people, particularly in poor countries, would be at risk of climate-related poverty.
At 2C extremely hot days, such as those experienced in the northern hemisphere this summer, would become more severe and common, increasing heat-related deaths and causing more forest fires.
But the greatest difference would be to nature. Insects, which are vital for pollination of crops, and plants are almost twice as likely to lose half their habitat at 2C compared with 1.5C. Corals would be 99% lost at the higher of the two temperatures, but more than 10% have a chance of surviving if the lower target is reached.
Sea-level rise would affect 10 million more people by 2100 if the half-degree extra warming brought a forecast 10cm additional pressure on coastlines. The number affected would increase substantially in the following centuries due to locked-in ice melt.
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James Hansen, the former Nasa scientist who helped raised the alarm about climate change, said both 1.5C and 2C would take humanity into uncharted and dangerous territory because they were both well above the Holocene-era range in which human civilisation developed. But he said there was a huge difference between the two: “1.5C gives young people and the next generation a fighting chance of getting back to the Holocene or close to it. That is probably necessary if we want to keep shorelines where they are and preserve our coastal cities.”
Johan Rockström, a co-author of the recent Hothouse Earth report, said scientists never previously discussed 1.5C, which was initially seen as a political concession to small island states. But he said opinion had shifted in the past few years along with growing evidence of climate instability and the approach of tipping points that might push the world off a course that could be controlled by emissions reductions.
“Climate change is occurring earlier and more rapidly than expected. Even at the current level of 1C warming, it is painful,” he told the Guardian. “This report is really important. It has a scientific robustness that shows 1.5C is not just a political concession. There is a growing recognition that 2C is dangerous.”
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teddy-feathers · 5 years
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look my problem with the au megamind where Roxanne is the alien and megamind is the reporter is i cant stop thinking about what i want out of that and how its probably not what other people want out of that which should mean 'oh shit i gotta write it' but really means 'in the next couple of months im going to rewatch megamind and be extremely frustrated because idk how to write these people as is let alone in an au'
but here are some thoughts
Itd have to take place on megaminds home world so like. have to develop that culture and frame it as the usual and other things as oddities
metroman still shows up at the same time the baby human does
roxan richie and metromans rivalry is less of a game and more of a metroman one up'd her ome to many times so now shes gotta take him out
its fine not because shes incompetent- in fact her death rays and pointy sticks are ingenious and have 0% public property or civilian causalities - but because metroman is not only impossible to kill, he adapts to anything that gets close (anything that doesnt kill him makes him stronger literally)
i guess this means theres a good chunk of the story that is centered around human adaptability vs perfect hero dudes adaptability
Roxanne Ritchie is actually a noted scientist or something at the local research facility - i figure blue people planet is really advanced and everyones at least a little technosmart but while it doesnt come as easily or naturally to Roxanne her way of thinking is really unique n shiz and shes an asset to every team....
but if you see her in a mask with some project from the lab macguivered into a gun trying to kill metroman well, no ones getting hurt and humans need hobbies and everyone respects the mask desptie the fact shes the ONLY human on the planet so its not like its hard to figure out who she is
she does spend a lot of nights having to rebuild projects and apologizing and such but basically everyone plays the plausible deniability card and asks her questions abiut what went wrong and okay so the masked menace failed after you let them steal our project but lets pretend for a moment the goal was to fix crops how would you say this did? and grumply shed revamp the guns weird side effect into an alien pollinating crop duster or whatever
got carried away when REALLY all I WANTED to say was
Whille Roxanne Ritchie is adaptable ingenuity and gets away at the last minute NOT because no ones trying to catch her but shes just that CLEVER and thinks ahead and shiz....
Megamind is the guy trying to interview her in the middle of a fight like he thinks he's cute - i mean he is but shes chasing after metroman and skids to a stop because this jerk stepped in for a comment. or shes lining up the perfect shot but theres a close up of megaminds reporter bag in the way
the thing is that maybe... blue people arent violent. a natural disaster hit recently and theyre coming back from it and if the two adopted alien kids want to play extreme tag well no ones getting hurt and Roxanne Ritchie will grow out of her competitiveness no doubt caused by just how superior EVERYONE on the planet is by finding her own niche and metroman will grow up and stop bating her because maybe he IS still better than everyone else and thats met with "oh very nice we're proud" but it doesnt really validate him or make him feel special because its just treated as a special thing he can do by everyong but Roxanne Ritchie and once he's found something that makes him feel good regardless of the attention or lack of it he'll stop playing too
but megamind? megamind has an imagination that loves drama and blowing things out of proportion and thats part of why his reports are so popular? like yeah everyones treating this super hero showdown with indulgence but megamind is good at framing theatrics so that this news story is actually a compelling narrative? and also everyone can see the tension is going to have one of these three "kids" confessing live someday
and maybe he gets carried away. one of those 'aw well next time you could do x or y' or has some technological creation that accidentally actually makes Metroman flinch during an interview
and Roxanne Ritchie starts paying attentionto him for the first time.
and minion warns him but he doesnt listen. minion is lower class and is afraid of being replaced like a pet like some people do but Roxanne Ritchie Ritchie doesnt have a minion and even if she did theyre Best Friends not like those other blue people minion uperclass people.
and he carelessly says something unforgivable and Roxanne Richie uses his ideas and actually succeeds in killing metroman
so she goes to prison - a place they had to build just for her because this hasnt happened since stars knows when
and somebody else is doing the camera because minion left just is gone and megamind looks defeated but testifies against her and is quiet and subdued and stpps being a reporter for a bit
and.... idk. i feel like we'll have to resolve the whole class system so minon goes underground and finds other minons who are unhappy with the way of things and if theyre ALREADY rebuilding society after that huge natural disaster that DIDNT blow up their planet thanks TO a minion well ehy cant they fix this too?
so theres a rebellion going on and theyve got a secret weapon to make blue people listen and idk but i feel like it's Metroman
and... how do stories like this go ive forgotten
minion wouldnt tell megamind or he would
metroman would break Roxanne Ritchie out of prison during the first riot of the minion revolt?
they talk and compare why they hated eachother and slowly work together and are actually a great team?
and then they need a reporter to make themselves heard as something other than minions going crazy
and so of course they go to megamind for help getting the story out
something something megamind is minions sidekick for this adventure
"Roxanne Ritchie was raised by the planet and turned against it and instigated civil unrest and killed a person who was also the good child etc etc instead of just growing up to face your problems"
"actually im alive and i finally found my place? helping out the real heros?"
"i mean i did try to kill him, but he forgave me and we're kinda working together because planet of moms and dads that raised us? yall actually are the ones who need to grow up and let go of the traditions that dont serve etc etc"
and megamind does a huge public apology to minion
and... uhhhhhhhhh fuck i really dont know how these storyies go
the blue people start making amends
metroman basically becomes a social worker for minion childern because finding their original families is a bit hard and most of these kids are just going to end up being raised by super dad but at least the rebellion minion families are actually geting to be their own family units and in a couple gens thatll be normal
Roxanne Ritchie goes back to being the token human in the lab and hangs up her super suit and is generally dissatisfied with this
until one night a hero breaks into her apartment to make her answer for her crimes and so for a legit hot second theyre fighting and megamind says something and Roxanne apologizes and then fighting stops being an argument and goes into banter flirting
the worss "where theres evil good will rise up to fight it" peob comes up a lot in this fic in different iterations
anyways megamind isnjust basically like hey wanna do this like. for the rest of our lives dramatic battle showdowns like its entertainment but like no theyre doing this for real?
the answer is hell yeah
and its a polyship and sometimes Roxanne is helping with the kids and then Megamind bursts in to "save" the family from her evil clutches and 90% of the time everything is improve
megamind kidnaps Roxanne to make metromind save her and a good half of the conversation is that hes an idiot for coming shes tried to kill him three times this week and hes bitching because do you know how hard it is to find a sitter for 30 odd minion kids this short notice and they better make it up to him
Roxanne is not superdad but the 30 odd minion kids adore when she comes over because they mob the villain so hard until finally mega comes to save her because hes actually very good with the kids
of course this poly ship isnt complete without minion and at some point minion and mega realize theyve actually been married for years and Roxanne and metro tease them shamelessly for it
minion and his race need a real name obviously
when Roxanne was a... graduate her senior project theses thingy was essentially "im going to go back to planet earth itll be great ive figured out were im from and how to go there in a reasonable amout of time" and everyone had to sit her down and explain that unlike metroman they knew where she was from the planet was just destroyed.
they never figured out where metroman was from because his direction sharply changed to follow baby Roxannes course and mirrored her coding despite very obviously how he had originated from elsewhere
this is important because his race is basically coming to conquer the blue people planet soon - the group finds out - and will download all the survival upgrades metroman has gotten to become unkillable and then just come down to the surface and be unstoppable taking the place over and whiping out the planet like theyve done many many times
a good chunk of the time trying to figure out how to stop them when this planet is REALLY against murder war and violence for good reason and even if they WOULD do that its impossible over looks some alone time that leads to megamind and metroman figuring out how to like kill him so when the bad guys show up theyll go "whelp better not fuck with them" and leave but between roxanne and minion they manage to not only stabilize metroman (Roxanne blood transfusions maybe???) but they manage to scare the aliens so bad they tuck tail and leave speading rumors that these are the scariest mfs in space (go minion)
metroman never lets Roxanne live down saving his life
eventually space humans show up to check the place out
megamind loves everything human despite most of the planet thinking theyre primitive and showing it
roxanne is reluctant to meet them at first but then really relates to them?
for a good long while it REALLY seems like megamind and Roxanne are just going to go on space adventures with the humans leaving metroman and minion - who really doesnt like them and also they kinda rub him the wrong way because he's non bipedal and they kinda make fun of him in a 'we totally dont mean anything by it lighten up' sort of way.
they don't go of course but they may have stolen a lot of atar charts n shit and who hasnt wanted to take a road trip through space with 30 odd childern who will need names and personalities and may be chopped down to a slightly more reasonable number by this point?
metroman loves space karaoke and his natural abilites mean he learns languages fast but no he still cant carry a tune
megamind and Roxanne still duke it out on various alien cityscapes
minion usually breaks them out of jail if theyre not to be let out the next day because nothing was actually damaged that didnt belong to them.
one memorable occasion it was metoman in a fight with megamind and they wont say what its about but both look very put out and minion looks smug
it doesn't matter in the end because Roxanne teams up with the childern to propose to them first
apparantly i had a lot more ideas about this then i meant to? i mean its not well thoughout out and despite the drama a good half the fic is just going to be cute relationship building stuff between the four of them
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xottzot · 7 years
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2017-07(July)-25--Tuesday - theyre everywhere....
2017-07(July)-25--Tuesday - theyre everywhere....
A usual, swarms of abos are on the streets, including young and school-aged abos WHO NEVER EVER go to any school despite a school being just across the road less than a minute walk away and visible in sight of them all, all day. NO, instead they roam all the streets, invade peoples yards and properties, and are criminal.
Literally swarms of them came out of the rented picket fenced house with the huge hole smashed in it's boundary fence by abo's. It included newer converts to being criminal and wanna-be abo's who are not abo.
They, the majority, all swarmed out through the hole in the fence and all filed into the abo criminal household two houses away from there.
Just one of then split away on pushbike and rode away, but of course he will shortly return.
There has been abos walking all over the streets.
Forget about anything you have ever heard about pupil 'free days' at any school......for these criminals EVERYDAY it's a school free zone where none of them ever goes to school, even though there's one across the road. They just hang around with older thugs and criminals and the mini-criminals soon too become thugs and criminals....you know the EXACT same shit I forecasted was happening and evolving and getting worse well over a year ago.
What new bullshit will come about I wonder........a school renamed to 'honour' the abo criminal in Kalgoorlie who stole a motorbike and got himself run over and killed?
What might the school name be or their mottos?.....steal, die it's all the same to us, just let us do what we want or we will steal from you and kill you......we are just picked because we are criminals so we break the laws that try to make us be normal......give us your kids and we'll make them criminal like us in no time for the rest of their life or they will die trying we'll make sure of that.......anyone of us criminals who dies then we'll just make two more to honour us.......try less or die trying to be less......
All this shit is a massive spiral downward that never ends and just increases.
So much for information I heard earlier that the abo criminal house had been evicted. That's just been wishful/hopeful thinking that was thwarted by the criminal abos. All they did was to camp out in other associated abo's houses just as they ALWAYS do on any other day. Every day is the same of criminality to them. It's also a way to thwart being discovered by authorities who might come visiting......
And something I heard recently was that they were housing abo's all about so as NOT to make ghettos of the abos and the areas they were put in......all THAT is utter bullshit innocents and uninformed have been lead to believe....it's the exact opposite in the streets in this hellhole......EVERY DAY JUST BRINGS ON NEW FORMS OF SHIT AND RE-EDITIONS OF THE SAME SHIT.......
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It's been as school day, but ALL day abos and associated criminal have NOT gone to school but instead have been prowling all about the streets, going back and forth and forth and back to the Koongamia shops , endlessly buying andor thieving stuff, to stuff their faces full of shit, and to throw around all the bags and wrappers to fly over the streets and get into peoples yards.
They've been going non-stop from one abo house to another, and the asociated houses to the abo's.
So much for the utter bullshit of them being turfed out. They have in fact multiplied and cross-pollinated all across the criminal households, hiding out in anyones they choose before going out again at any time of the day.
So much for the authorities promising to try to keep a lid and control on the criminals. Utterly useless.
Walking on the roads, criminal abo adults and criminal kids all together...all one big delirious criminal loose abo tribal clan of several houses......
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At night, all in the darkness, roaming up an down the streets and all about, probably invading vacant properties so they can break in and steal more stuff as the places are being cleaned up andor renovated. That's what the criminal abo's do......
And why do you think those houses have residents gone? - It's because of the damned criminal abo's and criminals and their constant criminality night and day. Forget all that public relations news story bullshit you keep seeing in the West Australian and Australian media, NONE of that applies to these criminals here.
Last night......ALL night, hour after hour after hour, there has been abo voices roaming and yelling out loudly all in the darkness on the streets and lurking about the Koongamia shops areas....bangs and crashes, and sounds like mad criminal abo's jumping on carports and sheets of sheetmetal tin roofing as they do shit.....
At exactly 11pm, there was the overweight fat abo woman from the 3 Kalara Way abo criminal household roaming the streets and taking along with her fully-fledged mini-criminals in the darkness.......she carried a very bright fluro? flashlight that she flashed over innocent residents houses and into house windows they passed and over any innocent residents parked cars they saw (as a prelude to smashing into them and robbing them?, which is known that they do), and they of course were loudly yelling out sporadically to each other like insane rabid apes in the darkness......
THIS is just part of all the shit that goes on all the time here.....
Where do you think all the insane, and criminal, and criminal drug addict aboriginals went after Cullacabardee (was evicted?) (which was incredibly bad enough and criminal), and then the second or third incarnation of the aboriginal feifdom of Bropho and his huge band of family mafia-style criminals and all their supporters and exploited aboriginal slaves dispersed to when their encampments were shut-down, and destroyed....? -- They moved into urban areas. And authorities and people declared all was solved. - IT WAS NOT.
And also in addition are the swarms of criminal aboriginals and other criminals all coming down from up remote north, and from the remote east parts of West Australia....all the shittiest most criminal most feral and vicious abo's who not only prey upon anyone they come across, but they also criminally prey upon fellow aboriginals and fellow family members. -- If theri crimiality becomes to apparent and causes to much 'heat' for them...they just get in a vehicel and travel off, ither to other places in Western Australia or back to far-flung country places in Western Ausralia. - That travelling about causes a lot of bullshit statistics that gets bandies abou how much 'good' certain things like departments or schemes or trial concepts are doing. It constantly fizzles out and goes back to the shit it was before as the criminals return or new ones arrive and take up camp. -- Why do you think all the shit has been going on for DECADES, MANY MANY DECADES........it's not the fault of well-meaning others, but it's the faults of theose theyare trying to help who keep dragging themseves and everyone around them back into foetid shit. Now, a newer fad is that all it's dressed up with pretty flags and women prancing about in the media as if to show all it needs is women to take charge and the everything will be 'alright'......
The terrible legacy of crime and criminality and preying upon by Robert Bropho (who is long dead) STILL is going on by others and his criminal associates.
And Police and authorities, and others inlcuding aboriginal departments and innumrous unnamed others, they wonder why all this shit is STILL going on, crime is STILL going on, and rising and worst of all spreading like a lethal virus all through all other communities and afflicting and making innocent residents everywhere suffer....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bropho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan_Valley_Nyungah_Community
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-03-18/swan-valley-nyungah-community-camp-cleared-for-reserve/5328756
The Swan Valley Nyungah Community ghetto and private kingdom run by Bropho was NOT the first incarnation and try.
There were others, such as the one just out of Koongamia which had huts and toilets and shit built for them next to a disused brick clay pit. That's ALL gone. Maybe there's some toilet block rubble for you to discover if you looked. The Roe Highway destroyed much of the ground area.
There was also encampents in and around the Guiidford church area (which is located away from the town of Guildford by a railway line). The church and it's grounds are still there I believe. The Church was trying to be 'christian' and accomodating, and offering sanctuary of it's grounds to them all. Butall it did wa to create another place they could camp out in and on, get drunk, and drugged-up, and become a base for crime. - Eventually they were all turfed out but the church itself remained.
Then Bropho and his cronies started up the Swan Valley Nyungah Community and took command of a large area, then had it fenced off with bared wire to keep OUT anyone from coming in, and to keep IN all the designated Bropho 'elite' and their virtual hapless aboriginal 'servants and slaves' and innumerable 'relations' and criminals. - Alcohol, booze and illegal drugs were rife, and used as incentive and rewards.
The Swan Valley Nyungah Community was a CONSTANT source of crime and criminality, and so was another place they started up further along the street and which then became the defacto 'headquarters' of Bropho and his criminals abd criminality until eventually authorities acted after many YEARS of crime and criminality and blatant oppression of all innocents.....
Where do you think all the shitheads went?
Well they infested Midland, Guildford, and any and all the places they could, including the area and streets all around this hellhole.
ALL this happened AFTER dear innocent Fliss came here to live with me in a new life. Ahe saw a LOT of this going on. And she and I experienced the fallout from a lot of it. ALL THAT I HAVE BEEN BLAMED FOR!
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Go outside this hellhole area and there will all 'seem' and 'look' fine and okay, but all those places are hunting grounds upon innocents for the abo criminals and their fellow criminals aboriginal or white.
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Aircraft noise and increased air traffic from low flying aircraft from Perth Airport has become intolerable again. -- They LOVE to encourage any international flights and travel companies to foreign near-countries so that inane 'holidays' for well-to-do jetsetter holidayers who try to convince themselves they are affluent and are just as good as all the feckless unthinking exploitative rich people.
Aircraft noise is around 2 big loud jets per minute non stop that goes on for hours, has a short break, continues again, has more breaks, the continues all day until later in the day all the damned reverse of it all occurs and the damend jets all noisily idle-in like foetid stinking diesel trucks idling just outside your open bedorom window with the noise and stench into your house and bedroom. -- Again, all the shit you never hear about or is told in any media.
And all this is just SOME of the hell that I am in, and so is dear Sam and dear Max.
At the moment as I type this, they're crying and deperately want to lay down and go back to bed. And so I will try to to. Whilst now all the damned NOISY and stinking road vehicles start up and take their turn upon the roads making noise and spewing out fumes.
Here's a prediction/forecast......Holden Australia (a General Motors (USA) vehicle company offshoot), they will be closing down in Australia for good soon. All the unemployed workers will be tossed out on their ears. But I imagine all the vehicle stocks will then be sold off in 'special deals' to hapless Australian public but also to the aresholes and shithads who tear around in vehicles and make life a misery for all. - THEY will swoon to own Holden vehicles, as big and noisy and powerful as they can, and they will tear about all over the Australian roads. - Wait and see how all THAT plays out for road safety for all innocents.
And of course the feral criminal aboriginals and asociated crimials who's cars of choice used to be high-powered Ford vehicles, but who then switched to Holden's.....they will of course be buying up (or stealing) plenty of Holden vehicles.
Holden will 'end' on a celebratory bang, and everyone will convince themselves that maybe the Australian company could be 'saved' by all of this. But it won't be. It'll all be too little, too late.
It WON'T stop the criminal car thieving by criminal aboriginals and criminals, it'll just become lesser news, or perhaps it will morph into becoming other news, especially if any politicians get involved or are victims.
That's what goes on in West Australia and in Australia.
Meanwhile the streets and houses are filling up with criminal aboriginals, and other associated criminals, and nothing is ever EVER getting better in this hellhole.
To 'appear' as if one criminal household was 'moving out', all they did was to crowd into other houses right next door and across the road. And ALL day and night, they just travel from on house to the other and ALSO back to the 'moved out' houses. (effectively covertly re-filling it up again.) - These are all the lies they peddle upon authorities, the authorities who then lie to innocents that all the 'troubles' are being 'solved'......
And of course the school-aged criminals NEVER EVER GO TO SCHOOL. Instead they roam about the streets and watch them, and cause and perform crime. - They're growing up to be just like all their relations, all their family, and all of them are criminal. And that includes the toddlers in diapers who scream so VERY VERY loudly as they wander about by themselves on the roads and footpaths. They do NOT cry for despair, all they yell and loudly cry for is to be rewarded with something to shut them up. A habit they take and use ALL their life, just as everyone they live with does.
NOBODY has (or wants to admit) how bad all this is.
P@6:33am. -- I have only had a few hours broken sleep. I was forbidden sleep by criminal roaming abo's in the streets yelling out to each other, and before that they were roaming the streets leading up to darkness. -- I LOVE YOU FLISS AND WANT TO BE WITH YOU. YOU HAVE NO IDEA AT ALL OF THE HELL HERE, NONE AT ALL. I WONDER IF YOU CHUCKLE OVER HOW TERRIBLE ALL THIS HELL IS FOR ME AND FOR POOR DEAR SAM & MAX. - WE ALL WANT TO BE WITH YOU JUST AS YOU AND I TALKED ABOUT AND YOU PROMISED IN LATE 2015. - PROMISES UNKEPT ARE LIES AND DECEIT ARE SIN.
And my internet is shit once again....just as it has been on and off for YEARS now. And THAT occured and started just at the time when in 2015 when dear Fliss was having her terrible medical and mental episodes and we were thrust into HELL. The stuff with the criminal abo's is in ADDITION to all of that. - The terrible situation (with the internet connectivity & speed of NO connectiviy andor NO speed) even amongst others has even made the local news. The relevant companies answer? - Let us monitor you 24/7 to see what 'imagined problems you might have.......translation: we'll cover our own arses and use it all in our public relations to make ourselves look good as if we're all doing a faultless job that we're making lots of money on, and the longer we keep doing this endless job, the more money it makes us.
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