#TO BUY FUCKING DRINKS FOR YOU??

[diah-the-demon]

i take it back my mother didnt even take a few days to start her bullshit

her new record now sits at like 3 hours back home after a trip to get into her bullshit

#vent #i just had to pull my bedridden ass out of bed to help my mum because my mother refused to help #and then while i was in the middle of catching my breath cause i am very fatigued today just asked me 'do we have any chocolate' #MOTHER THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING CONCERN RN #I AM HAVING BREATHING ISSUES AND MASSIVE FATIGUE AND CHRONIC PAIN AND ALL YOU CAN FUCKING THINK OF IS #'oh do we have any chocolate im craving it' #AND NOW YOUR ALSO MAD BECAUSE I PHYSICALLY CANT GET IN THE CAR WITH YOU TO THE STORE SO YOU CAN SEND ME INTO THE STORE #TO BUY FUCKING DRINKS FOR YOU?? #G O #F U C K #Y O U R #S E L F #i am sorry for anyone who sees this on their dash i am really FUCKING MAD #im still catching my breath btw i am not doing good

[littleoceanbabe]

guillermo romanticizing and idealizing vampirism up to the moment after he grew his fucking fangs is so unbelievable babygirl you had YOUR WHOLE LIFE. to deliberate over the consequences of being a vampire you’re gonna get an anxious tummy ache NOW??? no one in this show has ever held the one brain cell i honestly think it died with carol

#wwdits #girly what did you THINK you had to do as a vampire #stupid head omg just go buy some fucking fangs at spirit halloween like the rest of us and drink corn syrup with red food dye in it #i love u guillermo i will defend u until the earth burns up but what the FUCK were u thinking

[mopeytwat]

I can't stay silent about this any longer HE IS SOOOOOOO FINE IDC

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #our flag means death season 2 #ricky banes #prince ricky #erroll shand #please for the love of God hear me out #he's so weird and awful i want him #i need him religiously #“I'm happy to buy you a drink” marry me right fucking now #he's so disgusting #he's so beautiful #he's my fav character now #I'm most likely gonna end up hating him #God I'm so scared to post this #No I'm not it has to be said #I have the worst taste in men ever #He's so pretty I can't describe it #I'll stop now I'm so soz

[delucadarling]

I'm sure at some point Mishka will disprove this, but in my mind, Detective Reele is a bowlegged dyke who retired because she wants to spend more time on her 20 year old boat with a pole in the water. She has a tan line from wearing sunglasses. She spends all her nights with her boat docked to a seafood bar where all the girls working the bar want to be her babygirl so bad but she's too busy making them look at the shitty pictures she took of the fish she's been catching lately to even notice. She has a boat cat and two nephews she takes out with her. Their mom hates her because the boys always come back cussing.

#me rule #just imagine #the detective as a young officer #still learning the ropes #looking up to the detective #and Reele is just like 'why the fuck would I want to mentor you' #'I'm here to make the money I need to spend the rest of my life drinking beer and buying 2k fishing poles' #wayhaven

[hella1975]

so it turns out it was actually never that serious

#the exam literally went fine what the fuck just happened i feel like i just hallucinated that #like im not one of those people that go 'omg i did soooo badly :(' just to come out with top grades if i say it's going to shit #then it's becuase i genuinely wholeheartedly believe it #and my headspace before this exam was the worst it's been in MONTHS like i havent felt that bad for an exam since first year #and i sat down opened the paper and. remembered everything. like i literally just Knew the answers #im not saying ive passed bc am i fuck about to jinx it and i was still riding mainly blind bc i have NO idea where that knowledge came from #but at the very least there was a 35 marker that i KNOW i aced like i could picture the exact lecture slides it wanted me to discuss #and i had all of them memorised so at the very least ive got like. 30 marks. which is enough for me to pass the module #bc this exam is only weighted 75% and with my marks from the other 25% i only needed like 20 marks to pass this exam #which... makes it even more embarrassing that i failed it the first time but whatever!!!! #oh my god im so glad that's done im so happy IM FREE #just been in the kitchen dancing around to my little tunes and texting my friends <3 #im meeting up with one of them when she gets off work at 5 and we're going for drinks #so ive got until then to nap and chill and then ill go to the shop and get us some food and wine #and she's gonna come here for a bit & then we'll go. like actually look at me. im having people over at MY HOUSE im going out to buy us WIN #im literally a functioning adult living independently who IS she a misty memory #alas i do only have £23 in my account so this is gonna be such a slay seeing how i make that stretch for a night out #i acc could budget for england when it comes to alcohol i think like the way i manage to have a good funky time with MINIMAL funds #is downright impressive. it's a skill idc what you say #hella goes to uni

[killerchickadee]

You know what's great is when you want to go hiking on your day off but it's gonna rain all day so you're like well, so much for that, maybe I'll doordash some breakfast to make up for it, even though I'm really broke right now, and your bagel and latte arrive and you're so excited and then. You drop. The fucking latte on your bed where it spills a little before falling onto the floor (onto your LAPTOP on the floor) where it dumps all its contents. And now everything is sticky (and smells good) and you're like. I just wanted to enjoy my day off and it's not even 7am and it's already been a shitshow.

#there's a coffeeshop two blocks away but they don't open until 9 #all the locals are like YOU SHOULD ONLY BUY LOCAL COFFEE but like that 9am open is ridiculous #there's another coffee place about 1/4 mile away but I'm not fucking hiking up and down the hill just for fucking coffee #i could drive but that seems silly #funny how living in a city changes how you perceive what's a short drive lol #also anyway i don't want to put on real clothes so not walking four blocks away ok #so anyway guess I'll have a fucking energy drink since i need caffeine

[heaven-zent]

toontown is messed up for making me want to get into fitness now. Fuck you graham ness payser this is your fault

#i do need to get into shape for next marching season though #which is several months away but like you know #and i’m in pit but like you know #he makes me want to do morning walks now. i was going to go on one today but it was raining really bad this morning #and i can’t go to The Park to walk 2 days out of the week . it does not open early enough for that #Fuck uou Graham i’m drinking water and shit again #Asshole. Gonna buy a yoga mat at some point #ttcc #adam chatting

[k-ru-h]

the 2023 AI craze is giving me such a significant brain aneurysm its seriously making me reconsider going into ai as like. the field i want to dedicate my studies to

#openai made Q STAR which is a reference to Q ANON and it can solve IMPOSSIBLE MATH PROBLEMS ai is EVIL and will TAKE OVER THE WORLD #fuck you fuck you fuck you . fuck you #my mom is like. a senior software engineer specialising in AI shit. do you know what she works on #programs to help the environment or food insecurity or alert medical staff when an elderly patient shows worrying symptoms! so EVIL #like you guys dont get it this ai shit is starting to infect ACTUAL IT COMPANIES #my moms coworkers who WORK ON AI PROJECTS are starting to buy into this shit. i CANT #like ok i get you guys are scared of surveillance states and whatnot but oh my GOD shut up shut up shut up its not that deep #chatgpt works on the same principle as the fucking keyboard word suggestion. ai isnt evil ai isnt taking over the world it isnt dystopian #is firework evil because of guns #my mom is very offline so sometimes when we're drinking coffee ill catcg her up on ai discourse jist to make her laugh

[sodrippy]

i need to bite someone. someone needs to bite me. before i blow up this stupid baka earth.

#whoops dipping back into my anger issues era. since biting is off the table the least i need is a drink good god. #peach rio save me #the guy who runs the minimart downstairs has a precise understanding of when im losing it bc i come in buy 3 cans of alcohol n 2 pockys 😭 #do you think i will ever stop being anxious as fuck two days before my boxing class ever? im really over that feeling #bitch so what if its scary to have to find a partner for padwork every week move on dot com‼️

[amrv-5]

water is out AGAIN less than an hour after they said they fixed it it has been on for like 2 hours total of the last 48 this haaaaas to be illegal what the fuuuck

#my bowls and brita filter are down to basically nothing so I fucking. guess I will be buying gallons of water at the store . #so I can you know cook brush my teeth wash my hair do the dishes etc in my own home #and also not die of dehydration. Etc #WILL ask that the cost be deducted from my rent cause this is getting absurd #im trying to remain zen about it because I don’t like letting this sort of stuff ruin my mood #but man. it is coming up on a week of this now I just want a hot shower and the ability to make coffee #the water that DID run for about a 30 min window earlier was a lurid deep yellow so. also not drinking that thanks

[queer-pagan-witch]

One day I will learn, that just because the bottle is low, does not mean I need to finish off the bottle.

#imma be so fuckin hungover tomorrow #someone should kiss me #and i moght be either asexual or aromantic or both which like woo thats funny to only me for so many trauma reasons #i love #im so drunk #i too drunk #i stated typing thos at 12:30 #imma smoke pot after i post this #if your reqding my tags hi i love you. why are you reading this though like im a schizo bipolar depreased trans girl im unhinged in the tags #i need to stop drinking by myself #if think im an alcoholic as well if it wasnt for the fact that i can genuinely stop when ever i want but idkmaybe that changes? #at this point im just typing to annoy myself cause i think its funny to annoy other people and itd be hypothetical to not annoy myself #im ramblimg in the tags and honestly its your fault for still reading this #trans thought time #i wish i was born with a pussy but i do like having a cock and there is a possibility im genderfluid and fuck me that sucks if true #like how do you transition if your genderfluid? like i kinda want a cock and pussy and i know thats an actual option #but is it the right option? #i hate being trans but not knowing what kinda trans maybe ill hit where im at with my gender and just say tranny #cause i already say faggot for my sexuality instead of anything specific maybe i should just say tranny #this is probably what a therapist is for but idk if i can justify paying for this instead of saving money to buy a hoise #america sucks #capitalism sucks #love is such a bullshit thing #how can i be in love with some ane be in love with someone. being in love is nothing but selfish but also you have to be selfish for youryou #like i know that doesn't make sense sense but it makes sense to me and i also know its wrong #maybe i should give up and spend money on a therapist #i love my freinds and would sacrifice myself for them literally #12:51 and i have one more short tag to add #i hope you didnt read this far cause even in a drunk state this tag is embarrassing and im sorry you know me irl im sorry this is rambly+ugh #but if you dead read all the tags <3 i love yoh and would die for you

[salsflore]

#cw rant #found out the reason my mom took my money is ‘cuz a tita staying with us needed like. a minimum of pocket money to leave the country #and she didn’t have that so. my mom took my money... she needed extra $20 usd i think and that wouldve been 150-200? depending on rates ig #it sucks to have money that i cant even spend because in my mind i'm like ahhh my mom will need my money later.. #she woke me up with how loud she was being at 1 am anyways. she couldve ASKED and i just asked her abt it #and she raised her voice at me and told me she’d pay me back. i’m glad my money was able to help someone but maybe ASK ME before you take #*all* of my money. ok maybe not all i have like 2 rm in my wallet but #i'm genuinely so irritated and i know what was apparently the equivalent of $60 might not be a lot to you but it was MY savings still...?!? #ueueue maybe i’m just viewing the situation immaturely in which case tell me but :/ i’m just miffed #couldnt even buy a drink (literally 10 rm) online bc i gave my brother all my small change.. ahhhh #💭 #my school tag thing had no money (we use it to buy food) and i didnt have anything in my physical wallet so i couldnt buy anything :| #i'd rather die than ask a friend... even if i did i wouldnt have the money to fucking pay them back anyways

[fridaynight--saturdaymorning]

SPARKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

#Bestie stepdad pulling through as always thank you sjonners #I just ate a whole punnet of raspberries and I’m feelin funkey 😎 I’m gonna drink 1 of my fancy waters now bc I need drink and I think it’ll #Make me feel a bit better cause I sadded myself there for a sec #It’s a dash water they’re so a scrummy nobody ever believes me on that tho #Tomorrow I mighttttt buy one of those overpriced lime flavoured liquid death drinks from the co op #I will deserve it after my extra shift during late night shopping #I’m gonna buy some liquorice at work I have a cute little jar that I can put it in which is fun bc I fucking hate packaging and bc it’s all #Traditional style in there the sweets all come out the big jar and get done by weight before they go in their lil bag #It’s iconic I wish everything still worked like that refill shops are my best friend

[nerosdayinanime]

fun little experience from my tags in idiots play gta

put way too much effort into copying the background to not show it try n guess which office its at<3

#sabito #kny sabito #makomo #foxsquad posting #fratboy sabito posting #neros art tag #this shit killed me. im still laughing at it #gta was so fun. i should play w my friend again #wonder if i can make a new account on the ps4 so i can get another first time playing bonus so i can buy an office instead of a fucking #bike club. dont start off buying a bike club its nigh fucking impossible to make money off it. #bunker nightclub or office get one of those. the missions you can do there get u money way faster #bike club you gotta buy the money making places- do missions to get them supplies- WAIT FOR THEM TO TURN IT INTO MONEY- and THEN you #have to successfully pull off sell missions and they dont even break 100k at max. #not fucking worth it. dont make my mistake #p sure you have to pay for the alcohol in the bike club too. fucking fun sponge. it has a bong tho #office has a bong plus every alcohol there is so its not even a competition. and the Green Drink #anyways from the 'list things that make u happy' asks this is why i love drawing #funny thing happen i can make it into blorbos<3

[fella-lovin-fella]

IT'S NOT HARD TO NOT EAT AT CHICK FIL A. EVEN IF IT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD ON THE ENTIRE PLANET!!!! DONT FUCKING GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!!!!!!

#saw an extremely stupid take #just another day on the internet #i dont CARE if you like it #or if you only buy it if you're “starving.” #eat something else #even if it's just a drink #or you're only spending $3 #if you multiply your $3 by the 2.1k people who liked/rb'd the post #it doesnt seem so inconsequential anymore huh? #fuck right off #jesus #not mlm #dantes talking again

[autopsytableromance]

Whoever invented raspberry white claw deserves a gunshot to the head.

#nasty. #white claw has two types of flavors and that’s good and the worst fucking thing you’ll ever drink #and I’ll drink all of them (mostly bc I don’t remember which are the bad ones) but sometimes they’re really bad. #but they only sell them in packs with 4 flavors unless you want to buy like 4 at a time. #so you have to drink the nasty ass ones sometimes.