#Thor literally goes around in a chestpiece with pants

[worstloki]

Fics where Thor/Loki are surprised at each other’s d*ck size like they weren’t raised together.... u can’t fool me I saw what kind of daywear normal pants they had on through Thor 1

#like here was the thin cloth pants with the ceremonial armour #and any other time it’s the tight leather :| #you won’t have me believe either of them are *shocked* at the other’s size #that’s ridiculous #normal brother behaviour is knowing your bro pp size because you see him everyday #you lounge around in your room together and you are going To Know #unavoidable #you think they’re getting clothes tailored and there’s nothing done for crotch size #please #Thor literally goes around in a chestpiece with pants #people are lucky Loki’s only got the full pants showing in the ceremonial gear #sneaky gear too but that’s still diplomatic imo #thorki #Thor/Loki #but also #brodinsons #like my dude they were brothers first