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worstloki · 1 year

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Fics where Thor/Loki are surprised at each other’s d*ck size like they weren’t raised together.... u can’t fool me I saw what kind of daywear normal pants they had on through Thor 1

#like here was the thin cloth pants with the ceremonial armour #and any other time it’s the tight leather :|#you won’t have me believe either of them are *shocked* at the other’s size #that’s ridiculous #normal brother behaviour is knowing your bro pp size because you see him everyday #you lounge around in your room together and you are going To Know #unavoidable #you think they’re getting clothes tailored and there’s nothing done for crotch size #please #Thor literally goes around in a chestpiece with pants #people are lucky Loki’s only got the full pants showing in the ceremonial gear #sneaky gear too but that’s still diplomatic imo #thorki #Thor/Loki #but also #brodinsons #like my dude they were brothers first

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starry-bi-sky · 3 months

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miscellaneous danyal al ghul things

specifically about the danyal al ghul from my post/prompt here and i wanna get my misc. headcanons/thoughts on him (especially in his early stay with the fentons) out here before i make any other danyal al ghul aus

list under the cut because whoops this got longer than i expected. which really i should have expected

the Fentons are unaffiliated with the League, which was perfect for Danny faking his death.

he struggles with empathy. Empathy was not taught nor encouraged while he was with the League, so it's a skill that's been pretty stunted. At 15 he's better at empathizing with people, but he still struggles with it. He's pretty bad at reassuring/comforting people and usually acts as an emotional rubber duck for Sam and Tucker to vent to if need be. He sometimes offers blunt and sometimes mean opinions, especially if its about another person.

Sam and Tucker do not know he's an ex-assassin, they are however, pretty positive that he used to be part of an eco-fascist cult with a focus on martial arts?? They've been helping him tone down some of his more,,, extreme views on humanity ever since they caught wind of his more extreme ideologies.

He and Sam are still avid environmentalists and feed into each other quite a bit. They spend plenty of time at protests and pestering the school into more eco-friendly options.

Dash is not dead on the sole fact that Danny knew he had to lay low in Amity Park and killing someone was not, in fact, 'laying low'.

he did, however, traumatize him when Dash first tried to bully him. Safe to say, Danny is not bullied at school and neither are Sam and Tucker.

Danny didn't make any friends in his first year at Amity Park. He was surly, grumpy, standoffish, more stubborn than Sam, and pretty self-important about himself. Jazz was trying to teach him against these things, but she is a 12 year old unaffiliated with the League. Danny did not respect her nor listen to a word she said. It wasn't until like, year two that he finally started paying to mind what she was saying and slowly started to improve on himself

Sam approached him first, he rebuffed her quite harshly, and then Danny approached her sometime afterward when he overheard her talking about environmental rights. Sam completely ignored him though when he agreed with her, and Danny had to later learn that he needed to apologize for being rude to her when they first met. He did so eventually, and they started to talk more with Tucker and Sam.

Danny's a bit more reserved than he is in canon, although he steadily learns how to act as a regular teenager when he's out in public. He's a bit more friendlier at least, although when he's around Sam and Tucker he drops the act. He still has a somewhat formal way of talking, it's just become more casual after a lot of ribbing from Sam and Tucker. When he's angry or annoyed he starts talking poshly though.

His humor is relatively the same as in canon, if somehow dryer and more insulting at some points

Those rare moments where he gets really pissed usually ends up with him insulting someone in arabic or any of the other languages he picked up from the league. He is the go-to for Tucker's Spanish homework. (Tucker makes that mistake and learns that Danny is a very strict teacher)

while Danny doesn't view the Fentons as his parents, even five years after living with them, he does respect them to some amount. He respects them enough at least that when Vlad Masters comes sniffing around, he is suitably offended on both Maddie and Jack's behalf. And when he finds out Vlad was the one who tried to kill Jack and tried to tell him to renounce him as his father/parental guardian, danny threw a suitably sharp object at him and insulted him quite horrendously

Vlad still wants him as his kid. In fact perhaps even moreso after this.

Danny trains with Maddie to keep up with his training. It's not quite the same but it prevents him from getting completely rusty

Sam and Tucker know that Danny has a little brother, but nothing else beyond that other than Danny cares about him quite a lot and that he got his facial scar from keeping him safe.

Danny cares about Sam, Tucker, and Jazz quite a bit, but he struggles to convey it. Especially early on when he realized he cared about them and like instinct started being harsher to them and more critical of their actions. This resulted in quite a few arguments with Sam and Tucker and Jazz until he got sat down and told outright that the way he was treating them wasn't okay. It's a process he's still trying to unlearn even at 15. He has become kinder towards them as a result, and has begun looking for what they did right rather than what they did wrong.

He harbors a lot of guilt over how he treated Damian in the League, and its a pretty big conflict he has with himself since he's torn between telling himself it was for the best to make sure Damian survived the League, and feeling like crap over how harsh/critical of Damian he was and realizing that he probably could have come up with a better way of training him despite being a child himself at the time. Danny comes to the realization that more than anything, that he just wants to apologize.

His ghost form, specifically is outfit, is a combination of his hazmat suit and his uniform from the league, and he carries a sword with him. He also doesn't know how to react to Dani, honestly. Although it is fair to say that he figures out she's a clone instantly because of her whole 'I'm your third cousin once removed' thing and he freaks out. She spills the beans pretty quickly after that. And Danny is pretty skittish around her - or the equivalent of skittish. Her being younger than him kinda reminds him of Damian, so he's uncomfortable by her presence but learns to warm up to her.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #dpxdc headcanons #dp x dc headcanons #danyal al ghul: exists #me: lets give him emotional constipation :) as a treat #older brother danny #sam+tucker: dude... were you part of a cult???? danny: excuse me? sam+tucker: were you. part of a cult #danny: it was not a *cult--* sam+tucker: oh my god you were part of a cult. that explains sO MUCH #danny is pr morally grey even at 15. he's starting to get the hang of this 'human life' thing though! he thinks.#but he is still the embodiment of that tiktok audio 'why dont we just kill these fucking people' even if he keeps it to himself sometimes #sam+tucker+jazz: dont litter danny: yes of course thats obvious s+t+j: okay then dont *kill* danny: now you've lost me #danny nearly stabbed dash when they first met. more accurately he nearly took off his finger like the train scene from the mummy movie 2 #with alex and that big guard guy who stabbed the table in between his fingers. “woah.” “Tt. i missed”#late night starry posts #not proof read and thus there will prolly be mistakes

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salsa-di-pomodoro · 11 months

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Ok but can we talk about the absolute horror of being watched and monitored 24/7 that the ancients must have had. The citizenship drones being like an Alexa that's constantly following and listening to you (except it's five pebbles and not Alexa lmao). The fucking OVERSEERS. THEY'RE CALLED THAT FOR A REASON. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THEIR CITIZENS AS WELL AS THE ENVIRONMENT ALL THE TIME. (I would talk about the fact that they all show arti fucking ads as well but honestly idk what else to say about that. Capitalism got yet another society 😔). That's some fucking nightmare fuel dystopian society settings we are being hinted at. You know the Big Brother Is Watching You thing. The book. Yeah that's what it reminds me of.

The Iterator Is Watching You.

#imagine not being able to escape being watched any second of your life #imagine being one of the first ancients who saw an iterator come into being #imagine being one of the first ancients who had to go live on top of them #imagine being one of the first amcients to be constantly scrutinized by the overseers #i bet they knew this wasn't really a good thing #no matter how religious they were. by the time of pebbles though they were far too religiously indoctrinated to realize this was bad #(as a society i mean. theres always some who disagree and figure out what's going on)#disclaimer i have never read the book i am talking about and only know it through references and pop culture. still tho yk what i mean #rain world #rainworld #rain world iterator #rw iterator #iterator #rw five pebbles #five pebbles #im tagging him too even tho hes only mentioned i wanna reach more ppl with this #pls i may not have said everything i wanted to say cause i cant get my thoughts straight rn but i want to hear what yall think about this #agh the whole situation is so fucked imagine being the Big Brother in this and not even having a choice in it.#imagine that everyone with critical thinking knows this and cant do anything about it.#not even mentioning the cataclysmic level rain the iterators brought. like dude who thought this was a good idea.#imagine all this + the end of the world and its ecosystem as you know it happening right before your eyes #and you cant even blame the person at fault that much bc they were literally fucking born into this #rw overseer #forgot this one #rw ancients

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deus-ex-mona · 8 months

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when the realisation ✨finally✨ dawns on you but it’s wayyyy too late

#so. to preface. i’m an idiot who often misses the point and stuff.#like it took me about 10 years to realise that i was being actively excluded from a group of girls #in which they went out of their ways to talk about all kinds of fun tall tales that all of them but me were involved in #(but i completely missed that they were trying to exclude me bc i was more interested in listening to their stories lmfaooo)#but anyways! a few weeks back my brother’s gf mentioned in passing that my bro told her that i went on the trip to look for bl manga #at first i was like ‘hahaha yeahhh i kinda read ‘em sometimes but not all the time yk’ but then i just realised that…#…he must’ve assumed that i was buying bl manga back when i bought vol 4 of idol sengen. fml #tbf!!!! there was a huge display of bl manga in the girls manga section of the store my family followed me into #so i guess i can see how he thought that i was buying bl manga? esp since i refused to let my fam see the cover of the book i bought?#but still… man. most of the bl manga on display there had v e r y spicy covers… lord knows which one he assumed i had bought…#there’s no way in heck i’m gonna correct him thought. nope. i don’t need him to go poking around in this fandom too #i’d d i e fr if he found this blog. so ig letting him continue with his assumptions is the lesser of two evils…#anyways. um. how was your wednesday~~~~?#it is suiyoubi my dudes

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pleasedrivesafely · 4 months

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Guess who actually watched Ace Attorney today with my brother 😔 it's the scariest show ever, the opening is literally just Phoenix being y/n and then Miles comes in and they have the weirdest stand off ever with a gold chain connecting their wrists LIKE WHAT 💀⁉️⁉️ is this the new form of the soulmate red string 😔💔

This is what people like 😔⁉️ he actually looks like a turtle dude

#im a miles stan for life #also why is the ace attonrey art style in the show SO BAD LIKE ME AND MY BROTHER WERE LAUGHING SO BAD THE FIRST 3 EPISODES #Phoenix looks like a turtle in the anime 😭 HES SO UGLY IM CRYING #miles is the only decent looking guy but his bangs are scary #when is Franziska coming out 😔#ALSO WHY IS RHERE A DETECTIVE CALLED D!CK GUMSHOE???? I ACTUALLY FEEL BAD FOR ALL OF THEIR NAMES DUDE #this goes our to mommymilkers simce this ie your favorite show ever 🫶🥺🥺💕💕💖🎉

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meatmensch · 2 months

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The people that have abandoned me really need to stop talking to me like they have any right to tell me what to do, or I swear to God, I'm gonna get the FUCKING hammer.

#inspired by my bitch of a mother sending me a text that basically said u need to get ur life together #as i always say! LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE!#this woman's life is a dumpster fire #and she specifically said 'i won't financially support u. i'll always be there for u but that's a conditional statement'#which is INSANE because that don't make no sense AND she has NEVER financially supported me? genuinely why does she think she has any #fucking right...😭😭😭#meanwhile. my dad. during the shitstorm that has been my family's existence lately. is being way more lax about me getting a job and moving #out than he has been in the past. because some fucks despite being shitheads aren't total assholes #this post is also inspired by my insufferable sister who fucked off to another fucking continent when i was 7 and treats me...well. exactly #how u would expect an upper middle class dumb jock to treat her awesome nerd little brother. and is always telling me i'm making #the wrong fucking decisions and judging me.#these ppl r so funny bc they think this is normal and that i will endure it bc the power of love or what the fuck ever. wrong! i have been #on the brink of cutting off my entire family since i was fourteen. now that i actually have the power to do some cutting off i'll be honest #i feel pretty great #it is all of course a horrible nightmare and i wish things were different etc etc etc. but in the words of supernatural. i was always going #to end up here.#while i am thinking about such things what's my other sister's deal? she has not reached out to me for years. it was like i turned 18 and #she was like ok who cares abt this dude now #which was incredibly bizarre and makes me feel like a stupid idiot who did something wrong but i know i didn't. and she was always the most #supportive of my siblings. i don't know what her problem is #in her defense her life has been weird lately. but 'lately' has lasted long enough that it's just her life now. and whenever i try to be th #one to reach out she basically gives me...nothing.#while i am thinking about such things i will acknowledge the slays. my one totally kickass sister who is the only other one of my siblings #who understands anything. i am rly grateful for her and she has been so good to me for so long especially during the recent shitstorm #she is moving very far away and that has brought up my abandonment issues but i genuinely am so happy for her and her family and she is ver #adamant about me visiting and PAYING for the visit (or at least doing the scamming that pays for the visit so i don't have to pay lol) and #making sure i'll be ok.#it's not all bad! i am going to be ok! there r so many people in my life who love me and love me in a way that makes sense to me and doesn'#make me feel like the world's worst man #personal log

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eusuntgratie · 1 year

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Alright I'm still emotionally recovering but some highlights from my first pens home game:

- geno doing his goofy then slutty warmups right in front of my eyeballs ☠️

- zucker giving me the best view of his adorable ear flower? Hot girl shit. I got a pic for the girlies.

- dumo is the cutest motherfucker alive DO NOT get me started

- seeing Sid geno and Tanger up close and in person does nothing for my ability to function like a normal human. They're so PRETTY I LOVE THEM

- why does tanger have to look so feral and beautiful during the anthems it's a lot to deal with

- murder face Kris unfairly jailed

- so many g/geno faceoffs

- Danton heinen screaming FUCK!! coming off the ice in the evil second

- Sid obsessively retaping his stick TWICE in the third. My beloved superstitious neurotic baby.

- the crowd chanting for Jarry 🥺

#i know im forgetting a million things i wanted to document #additionally #couldn't get a kids size dumo jersey even at the rink 😩😭#justice for dumo #hes her favorite i want to get her one so bad #a super fun moment after the game was when my brother asked me if the sens goalie is like incredible or something #i deserve an award for not bursting into tears #lastly there was a little boy in a giroux flyers jersey #brave soul but it made me 🥺🥺🥺#this was my first time in the lower bowl do rich people just go and talk about their lives?#like pens fans were overall lovely #a dude apologized for saying shit in front of my daughter #like dude i said worse in her ear five seconds ago but thank you 💜#but there were two groups of people just #talking about their lives?#in their seats?#while me and my daughter screamed ourselves hoarse right next to them?#weird #pens #pens lb #except way late #i cant tag for organization im tired

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elijah-inmymind · 3 months

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lmao mum was talking about these friends of friends i’ve met like twice ever and i didn’t remember who they were until i remembered being 12 years old and repeatedly whacking the dad with my book (while still keeping my page) for making a gay joke, after sitting through like an hour of the intensely feminist mum (heart in the right place, very misguided) insisting that i was oppressed and subconsciously ashamed of my body (i wasn’t) bc i refused to shave my legs but also ‘hid’ them by wearing pants a lot.

shaving is pointless if ur 12 and autistic and have no concept of the social expectation that gives many young girls that final push to start shaving, and pants are great when ur 12 and autistic and obsessed with collecting as many different colours of skinny jeans as possible bc they’re comfy and u love colours.

also their daughter was ANNOYING. she has a baby now tho which is alright bc i do actually think she’s smart as well as annoying.

#el has a life #literally just a stream of consciousness #complete and utter ramble #this is barely even information but i liked thinking it so idk have fun reading it if u want i’m not ur dad do whatever man live ur dreams #i’m so sleepy dude can u tell #actually autistic #with the gay joke the dad actually made that joke about the mum’s own brother #and i can remember what it was but i remember she didn’t like it #and i was holding a book so i said hey i’ll whack him with my copy of Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters if u want #honestly i was going to anyway i just thought it’d be polite to announce my intentions #and she said yeah go for it so i chased him around whacking him with my book for like five whole minutes #12 year old me committed to the fucking bit #and then i got told the fuck off on the car drive back home bc it ‘was rude’ and ‘made a bad first impression on him’#and mum went ‘i know you were only joking-‘ and i went ‘oh no i wasn’t. no no i meant it. see he’s homophobic and i’m holding a book.’#‘what else was i to do’#sorry i’m basking in my victory over this man i’ve literally only ever seen that one time #slay 12 year old me #i think i was older actually i think i was like 13 or 14 #bc i wasn’t a girl or straight then and that is a big indicator around that time #i better not have covid

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skeletalheartattack · 1 year

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what's the first anime you remeber watching?

dragon ball z! i was immediately exposed to it growing up because my older brothers were hugely into it, so it's one of the first pieces of media that i was exposed to.

#ask #anon #i remember we had these old wall stickers of most of the characters on the wall next to our bunk bed.#but yeah i remember having dreams and memories of wanting to be trained by piccolo but uh #i was far too young to understand what piccolos actual intentions were for doing so #as a kid i misinterpreted a lot of stuff about DBZ because i didnt have the right contexts #like i thought yamcha was gokus brother. i thought piccolo and goku were really good friends.#i though raditz was tricking goku when he said he was his brother #i thought kame house and kami were related. and i was always so confused why god had his own merch and a house he didnt live in #oh. i thought ox king was like. a dude chi chi was dating while goku was gone. or like goku just lived with them.#it took me a really really long time to learn who ox king was. and that he was chi chi's dad.#but anyway yeah. we had a fair ammount of DBZ merch and games. though the games were region locked #so my brothers had to use something that hooked into the ps1 to play those games #i dont remember what or how though #we had... Ultimate Battle 22 and... Legends? the latter had a dark gray border around the screen and icons of the characters faces #but it wasnt until i owned DBZ Budokai that i fell in love with the show #and was my first exposure to Zarbon #it came out in november 2002. so i was 4 when i got it. cause i let my cousin borrow it for his birthday when he turned 3.#i never got that game back from him cause everytime i asked back then hed always make an excuse to never give it back #he doesnt know where it is these days which sucks cause i want a physical copy again...#and btw its not an exaggeration when i say Zarbon is the reason im the way i am #literally the moment i saw him i was like ''wow. he has long hair. jewelry. pink attire. and a regal voice? wow. a guy can be that?''#and then he turned into his monster form and i was like ''oh this dude is so fucking cool''#and now i am bisexual because of him #anyway thank you for asking anon! :)#sad to say that idk what other animes i wouldve watched around that time if we wanted to put up another likely source #i also didnt know what an anime was as a kid. it was just cool brutal cartoons to me

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nyankoizumi · 1 year

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if the entire AVA and AVM series is canonically in youtube for anyone to see and The Chosen One were to see the first ever AVA video and witness Alan killing Victim before Chosen had even been created would that be fucked up or what

#ava #avm #if there were two guys in the moon etc #might change the way he sees alan but he seems chill enough with him last time we see him #not in the oh you killed my BROTHER way because he didnt really know victim #but still messed up enough #because like #if we assume chosen one doesnt know about victim #he can better justify alan like yes he enslaved him made darklord and tried to destroy them but chosen one DID attack first #and for all he knows he could have been just a dude who didnt know stick figures were sentient and not ai trying to destroy his computer #but then to find out he did that to victim when victim didnt do nothin to him #he created victim specifically to torture/kill him and kill him he did #and again can just be blamed on my guy didnt know stick rights are human rights and just wanted to animate but how do we know chosen knows #can still get him pissed off #anyways im overthnking the originals again unfollow me now /j #bob velseb fans i failed you #avm the chosen one #ava the chosen one #animation vs animator #animation vs minecraft #ava victim #avm victim #alan becker #he's the real villain guys im telling you in this essay i will- /j #jk alan redemption arc valid

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tlaquetzqui · 9 months

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I would have to watch a shitty yuri-baiting desecration of Gundam to know the particulars, but Sunrise/Bandai-Namco backpedaling on the lesbian relationship in Witch of Mercury (some say to please China), and the Western yuri fans threatening fucking arson as a result, is instructive.

Namely, never deliberately appeal to shippers, especially not Western ones, with that kind of shit. Cultivating a following of people known for harassment and violence against creators who displease them is fucking stupid—ally with cannibals and you can easily end up on the menu. Shippers are unhinged at the best of times, and shippers who have spent their whole adult lives being told their lipstick-lesbian or slashfic fetish is actually a concern for social justice and intersectional feminism can excuse their insanity on political grounds.

#i guess this is discourse #they had to add the quasielemental plane of salt back to the inner planes just for me #also my brother (with his high tolerance for painfully bad things) did watch the first half #and he says the main girl has more chemistry with literally every dude she interacts with than with the other girl #almost like it was a tacked on bit of pandering rather than something any of the artists were actually invested in #but that NEVER happens #'business yuri' isn't a known thing in the idol industry or anything #arcane certainly didn't put vi and caitlin together in the most perfunctory 'well i guess that's been enough time' manner imaginable #and arcane is a love letter from the muses compared to witch of mercury

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colorfuldream · 9 months

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Random Barbie thoughts:

Seeing people say that Ken represented women in Barbie but IMO while the KenS represent how women are treated (explicitly stated, I can't believe how many people somehow miss it), Ken himself represent men. Men who can't really take no for an answer even though you make it clear you won't date them. Men insecure and vulnerable who end up falling into incel/right-wing ideology. Men performing what they think is expected of them and suffering because of it.

And, you know, even though Ken suffers in Barbieland, he's still treated better than Barbie was in the real world. He suffers, he struggles, he's unhappy. And that's shown. That's integral to the story. But guess what? Barbie's own suffering is also shown. Even though it's the focus, it doesn't take away from Ken's. Both men's and women's sufferings are shown at the same time, none of them negate the other. There's not one greater than the other. It's just that the main focus is on Barbie's, and thus women's, suffering. We don't forget about Ken's, about men's, of course but it's not Ken The Movie. He's not the main topic. The movie is about the place of women in society, Barbie discovering herself and her place in it, what being human is.

And that's why people calling him the main character is so deeply gross. Ignoring completely EVERYTHING in the movie to focus on the man and his struggles. Ken was the antagonist. He wasn't the villain, but his actions were antagonistic. (Yes, the overall bad guy is the patriarchy and toxic masculinity but Ken was used to represent them, even though he didn't like it). That's why people like him, we usually gravitate towards the antagonists, especially now that they're more sympathetic and understandable.

We saw him fall into that rabbithole. So we feel attached. But also he didn't have the most development like some people say. Even after losing, he still wanted to be with Barbie and confessed he did all that because of her. He was at the same point as the beginning of the movie, only more open about it. Barbie is the one telling him that he needs to learn to be himself and that he shouldn't live only for her. She's sharing what she learned with him and telling him he needs to be his own person. And THAT is when he will develop as a character. THAT is Barbie's own development shining.

(It's a bit ironic IMO because even his growth is caused by Barbie and not by himself. However they've been established as dolls and have a weird way of thinking. Barbie only deviated because of the person playing with her. Not many people play with Ken dolls so it would be difficult for him to realize he can be his own person too. My own personal interpretation is that because he couldn't achieve this realization on his own, he did everything he did in the movie instead of questioning everything like Barbie did. Anyway!)

Ken was hilarious. He's the comic relief. He was the goofy antagonist. The fact so many people adore him shows that the movie worked at least partly. The jokes landed. But he's not the whole movie. If you stop thinking, if you don't bother seeing beyond the jokes, then you're stupid. I'm sorry but it's true. Critical thinking is a thing. The movie was crystal clear about its themes, its messages, its metaphors. You have to be purposefully obtuse to ignore everything but the funny man on screen in such a movie. I guess some men related to Ken, what he represented, and his struggles more so that's why they ignore everything else?

Anyways, I'm leaving it there because it's messy and ramble-y. Originally, I was only going to talk about what was in the first paragraph. I think it's really fun and incredible what the Barbie team managed to do! They put in so many things in a simple-to-understand movie. One character can represent so many things all at once! Thinking about it scratches an itch in my overthinking brain.

#ondina's text posts!#barbie #barbie movie #ken barbie #fun fact I went to see the movie two weeks or so ago with my two brothers and my older brother (25) is STILL complaining about it and how #men were badly represented and overall misunderstanding the movie... jfc dude. also if you hate it so much stop talking about it??#had to listen to him my dad and uncle (over 50 and over 40) talk about it and feminism... Don't we love hearing men talk about that #I could see he didn't like it in the first place because we usually joke around in the car after and he was super calm #I could have cut the tensio #tension with a knife.#satire and 'girly' aesthetic isn't for everyone yes but the actual message is so clear #how do you misunderstand a kid's movie

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lathrine · 1 year

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very important life update for the two (2) people with the relevant context:

my brother's new hobby is baking

#this is important because up until this his only real hobby has been video games #but now he's taken such an interest in baking that my parents got him a cookbook that explains the science behind the Why #dude made the most incredible looking brownies on his first go after studying the book #he also apparently makes the most Incredible cup of hot chocolate completely from scratch #it makes total sense too #my bro absolutely loves a clear step by step list with obvious cause and effect #we had an actual conversation for the first time in almost six years last week and it was really nice!!!#grabbed me in the kitchen and was like 'so i saw on steam you were playing witcher 3 the wild hunt [EYES EMOJI]'#and we chatted about it for a bit #because he has been trying to get me to play that game for literally a decade #he BOUGHT ME that game #we arent on bad terms or anything we both just suck ass at keeping in contact with people #he doesnt really do discord or anything and does Not check his phone so texting him is useless #and i will simply Intend to message someone until i look up and realize its been like six months since i said hello #BUT REGARDLESS! YEAH!#important very crucial life update. my brother has a creative hobby and im SO happy for him

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messrsbyler · 1 year

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so much could've been avoided if they'd closed those curtains

#this is about young royals #i'm finally watching it #simon is a cutie i will forever protect him #everyone in the show has so much trauma and most are generational help #august makes me sick i can't feel pity for him fuck that dude #sara what the hell are you doing #felice has my heart she is my queen #rich people first mistake was thinking they were funny for making fun of those who aren't as privileged booooooo #that society ain't that serious get a grip in life #wille being forced to drink everyone's spit was almost as bad as making me watch that shit #every time i hear simon and simon's mom speak spanish i gain a day of life bc i stop depending on subtitles and it's like yay i'm smart #not simon's friends being offended bc he wants to get a better future?? my dudes let that boy have goals in life why would anyone want to #get stuck where they are?#i'm still not sure if the queen is homophobic or not... i will report on this later #erik deserved better he was a good brother