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luckybunny001 · 4 months
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Trolls Incorrect quotes #2
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(At the big troll party at the end of World tour)
Barb: “Hmm if only there were somewhere I could sit” she pondered as she stood near Reader as Branch and Biggie ran past them chasing Branches baby niece and nephews, Ivy, River and Sparrow causing the triplets to giggle at their uncle and family friend as they ran with Mr Dinkles in their paws.
Reader: *Points to an empty chair besides her* “Barb, you can sit here.” She said with a knowing tone as she looked at the taller rock troll.
Barb: *immediately kicks the chair over* “HMM, I wonder where I could sit…”she pounders in a fake tone as she looks around at the loud party before eyeing Reader with a knowing look.
Reader: “Fine” she sighed as she contained her hidden enjoyment at Barbs little show before she playfully pats her lap and gestured Barb to come over. “Come here” she said with a small smile as she moved her legs a little.
Barb: “SWEET!” She yelled out loud in excitement before immediately rushing over and sitting on the pop trolls lap. “I KNEW you’d catch on!~” she purred with a satisfied grin as she threw her legs over Readers lap and wrapped a close arm around her shoulder causing the pop troll's smile to grow wider.
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fan-of-most-doms · 4 months
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Making this because of a post made by @socola and it immediately made me think of this lol 😂
Bruce, Clay and/or Floyd: Why does Brach have a knife?
John Dory: he said he felt unsafe
Bruce, Clay and/or Floyd: Well now I/WE feel unsafe!
John Dory: I’m sorry, would you like a knife
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vivianthepigeon · 3 months
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Branch: “yeah I had a pretty sad childhood but as I get older I realize..it keeps getting worse.”
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hammysamhah · 3 months
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got bored so take some silly incorrect quotes with the diamonds cus i love them
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silly guys
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shadebloopnik · 5 months
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Branch: I love all of my brothers equally.
Branch: Floyd, Cloy, Spice and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Finding Dory.
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misscinnamonroll16 · 3 months
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Branch: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
JD: No, go ahead. I wanna hear it.
Branch: It sucks.
JD, with tears in his eyes: That's not constructive criticism!
*Floyd and John Dory texting*
JD: How's practice going?
Floyd: Terrible. I want to stab everyone here.
JD: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes. That'll be a bitch to wash out.
Floyd: ...
Floyd: You should not be condoning this!
JD: Don't tell me how to live my life!
Floyd: How do I ask someone out?
Branch, prepared for this for some reason: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Floyd, shocked at his little brother: No!!
Bruce: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!
Floyd: Stop!
JD: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Floyd: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
*Spruce and John trying to sneak out to a party when they were younger.*
JD, whispering: We need to distract these guys!
Spruce, also whispering: Leave it to me!
Spruce, popping up in front of Clay and Branch: Centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects. Discuss.
*Branch and Clay immediately start arguing even though for Branch it's mostly just baby babble*
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mon-petit-cabbages · 4 months
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Branch: Listen, I couldn’t be more thrilled for the both of you, but as John Dory’s younger brother I have to tell you this…if you ever hurt my big brother…if you ever cause him any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass.
Hickory:
Hickory: *Laughs*
Branch: What? I’m-I’m serious.
Hickory: *Laughs again*
Branch: Hey, dude, stop it, okay? I’m not kidding here.
Hickory: Okay, I hear what you’re saying and thanks for the warning *tries not to smile*.
Branch: No problem.
Hickory: So, uh, are we friends again?
Branch: Yeah.
Hickory: Okay.
Hickory at Branch: You won’t believe what John’s younger brother just said to me.
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ninja-troll-lover · 4 months
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Hazel: Hey, Branch? Can I get some dating advice? Branch: Just because I'm with Poppy doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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fandorkofeverything · 1 month
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Branch: Yesterday, I heard Floyd ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Clay said "Trust me"
Branch: I have never moved so quickly from one room to another
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isabel3710 · 1 month
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Ablaze: *Talking to Trickee and Hype* Did you know there's a rumor going around?
Trickee: What? That we're gay for each other?
Hype: Oh my gosh! Twister gummies! *Grabs the bag*
Trickee: No see, I'm straight but like if there was a man I would marry it would be Hype.
Boom: How do you feel about that Hype?
Hype: *Chews then shallows* ..... It's not helping with the rumors.
Branch: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn't helping with the rumors.
Trickee: Yeah, I just hate it that he didn't give me enough tongue.
Hype: *Chokes on his food*
Branch, Boom, and Ablaze: *Starts dying of laughter.*
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luckybunny001 · 4 months
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Trolls incorrect quotes #3
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(If Barb was around in the first movie)
Barb: “Reminder that your ‘Boyfriend’ is built like a B%#$!” She said towards the female pop troll as she held a bouquet of red and black roses while kneeling on the ground in front of Reader as the pop troll held her baby triplets.
Creek: “Can I just say one thing-“ he said before he’s punched in the face by Barb's red hair causing the Babies, Ivy, River and Sparrow to giggle and laugh at his pain as he lands a couple feet away from them.
Barb: “SHUT YO A%# UP!!!!” She yelled at his fallen form before immediately calming down as she looked back at Reader and her babies. “You should be my girlfriend instead~ ” Barb said sweetly with a large sharp fanged smile.
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secret-citrus · 17 days
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Poppy: If I don't smooch my boyfriend at least a dozen times a day, he gets super grumpy. Branch: That's not true! Poppy: Don't mind him, he only got eleven kisses yesterday.
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the-entitys-blog · 2 months
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Trolls Incorrect Quotes!Three Of A Kind AU
Clay , reading a book as Floyd and Branch came home from school : So how was your day?
Branch : We almost got surprise adopted!
Clay : What?
Floyd : We almost got kidnapped.
Clay , returns to reading : Oh okay.
Clay : ...
Clay , slams his book shut : WAIT WHAT!?
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my own incorrect Trolls Kismet quote that I thought of inspired by that other person on here who posts the incorrect Trolls quotes 👍👍👍👍
I like to imagine this conversation taking place sometime shortly before Bro zone's first visit to the Village after the events of TBT to See Branch and finally spend proper time with each other after all these years.
Branch= "" what's your problem with my Brothers? "" Blaze= "" I'm just being wary they left you when you were 1 and they've been letting us down ever since "" Branch= "" us? "" Blaze= "" I think of you as a Brother Branch so they didn't just abandon you they abandoned us "" Branch= "" I know they haven't been the best Brothers in the past but they've changed look their coming into town just to see me we're going to go out to Dinner Tonight then maybe take a walk through the park possibly a carriage Ride if I get Chilly they could loan me their coats aaaand I'm Describing a Date I don't know what Brothers do with each other but I'm going to find out ""
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misscinnamonroll16 · 3 months
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More brozone incorrect quotes
JD: As usual, John Dory has to save the day!
Branch: And as usual, Branch has to hear about it.
Bruce: Hey guys, I'm making French toast sticks in the oven. I'm gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.
*five minutes later*
Branch: Hey Bruce, it's been five minutes, time to flip your sticks
Bruce: snzz Mimi snzz
Branch: BRUCE, YOUR STICKS!!!
*at an award show*
Branch: Can I carry you on my back like Clay did?
Floyd: I don't think John would like that.
Branch: *pouts*
*Later*
Branch: *carrying Floyd on his back*
JD: What the hell?!?!!
Floyd l: What was I supposed to do? Say no?
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