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jojosbizzarewife · 10 months

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Grocery Shopping Headcanons

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Always makes a list

Speedwagon

Caesar

Always includes a snack or treat for you on the list - you can't say no, it's on the list

Koichi

Kira

Tonio

Fugo

Narancia

He needs a list, will forget everything and come back with nothing

Ghiaccio

Gets exactly what's on the list and leaves - hates browsing and being around others

Pucci

Hot Pants

Norisuke

Never makes a list

Joseph

Insists on buying a pack of gum from the checkout every time

Jotaro

Hol Horse

Mista

The pistols will be throwing things they want in the cart, regardless of a list

Pesci

Jolyne

Rikiel

Gyro

Lucy

Jobin

Always wants to push the cart

William Zeppeli

Erina

Kakyoin

Josuke

Will fill the cart with junk food if he gets to wander

Abbacchio

If he thinks you're going too slow, he will hit your heels/ankle with the cart

Risotto

F.F

Funny Valentine

Gappy

If you let him, he'd love to sit in the cart and have you push

Tries to sneak snacks into the cart

Jonathan

He's always hungry, so he wants the whole damn store

Wammu

Polnareff

Okuyasu

Akira Otoishi

Bruno

Always tries to sneak a chocolate bar into the cart - has and will hide it under other food so you don't notice

Melone

Formaggio

Hermes

Versus

Johnny

Joshu

Will also try to sneak things out of the cart - Goodbye zucchini

Always misses one thing on the list

Esidisi

Avdol

Rohan

On purpose - "we don't need that" type

Giorno

Illuso

Anasui

Too excited to get home and spend quality time with you

Diego

Mamezuku

Price matches whenever possible

Dio

Will hold up a line for an hour if it means he gets a better deal

Kars

Yukako

Prosciutto

Weather Report

Ungalo

Price matching and coupons type of guy

Ringo Roadagain

Yasuho

Dishonorable Mentions

Jodio and Dragona

steal more than they buy, every time

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