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vroomian · 3 months
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Yrz timeline is weird in the Hazbin au. He lived his past life as a modern woman then got born as a human in like a ancient civilization or something, and used future knowledge to make things around him more bearable and therefore accidentally imporoved things for A Lot of people. This set up Yrz to get into heaven despite being a Not Actually Great Person (not that it seems to matter to heaven lol). But technically this means he’s been dead and in hell for a lot longer than anyone else. he’s treated as a name modern people are taught about like Shakespeare or Aristotle.
also I do think his name in hell will be Reed.
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gutterwatergoblin · 5 years
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just because sollux never used his strife specibus doesn’t mean mituna didn’t! 
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lampoest · 3 years
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Unfiltered thoughts watching mission impossible rouge nation inspired by @chaotically-cas
(sorry its so long my brain is all over the place)
this is also part 14 of me watching it every day :/
CURSING WARNING !! ALSO SPOILERS !!!
why is brandt first to speak
starting out with "shit" good call benji
brandt man we get the package is on the mcfucking plane
badass luther 10/10
nervous benji 10/10
that one sound effects sounds like the discord notif
why he in a fancy suit
*jumps on a plane with almost no plan on getting inside*
why did tom cruise think this was agood idea?
but like why would benji even open the ramp?
how is he not winded from that?
classic ethan
THE INTRO 1000/10
SOLOMON LANE !!
wait you can already see lane in the record shop.
how do they tell the agents these little convos?
also damn way to give it away
what if someone just looked in that room and saw the secret message?
also how did the disc get changed? because the imf definitely didnt make that
and how did lane know where he was going?
speaking of lane---
dang that man is pretty
he always sets guns down carefully
i can only see alec baldwin as trump from his snl skits so i dont take hunley seriously ;-;
damn brandt needs to step it up. man keeps letting himself be inturrupted
bruh the imf is only luck
why did no one resrict his legs?
also why is janik such an asshole?
dang she cool !!
why does it take janik so long to get that gun?
bravo-echo 1-1
this man is bleeding but decided instead of taking care of his wound he calls brandt.
i like how you actually see ethan worried and confused trying to plan his next moves. he is rarely caught off guard so it's refreshing to see his more human side
hunley spitting accusations damn bro
also a big fuck you from ethan to hunley
dang ethan is good
brandts little hidden smile
and ethan leaving trails
bitch how you sketch that good???
STAN BENJI !!
youve won, your way out of a job
benji is good
my little brandt x benji shipper in me is happy
simon pegg is such a good actor
the first time i saw this i was like: aww noooo
all dunn with that
TO THE OPERA !!!
TUX BENJI TUX BENJI
i cant tell if that was ethan
it just looks like youre talking to yourself thats more sus than using a phone
want drama? go to the opera
ok but like if you look like that im sorry you are a bad guy. thats like a stereotypical bad guy face
benji-
you can see ethan in the background of that scene
flute gun flute gun
oh no benji is in the closet. dont worry man we love you
if i were there and i just had a good vantage point i could find lane in an instant
ooh ilsa pretty
pipe gun
also pamphlet computer
those key things are cool and plausible
spiderman spiderman does whatever, ethan hunt can?
a W O M A N
what W O M A N?
reminds me of a marshmallow gun i made out if pvc pipes.
why does she not put that thing back?
also the dude loads it and then later it is unloaded
dang that guy is pretty tall.
ethan is so tiny
dis bitch is like uhh gimmie a sec to catch my breath mate
why he only dropkick people?
only 30 mins in ?!?!
the cinematography is exquisite
yes benji goin sicko mode
*gets shot* just a flesh wound
bruh i would've been so startled at that
i love how confused he is at that
ilsa saves ethan once again
they did this on the first day of filming
skdjs
ah yes random package in car = not bomb totally
if she tried to shoot benji then yes she is a bad person
but she didnt try to, she could've easily but didn't
benji being paranoid
she could just say the dude's name
benji being scared
hunley jumping to conclusions
brandt actually cares yeey
why di they approach from different sides of the street they were in the same car.
benji was far away from the sparks why he flinch?
friendship goals
oop plot dump that only mission impossible can get away with
ok...
why this mf's voice so smooth
lane is struggling with chopsticks
also lane :))))
ive chocked on my water so many times watching this scene
lanes voice :))))))
SHE RUINED HIS SUSHI WHAT THE FUCK ILSA
this man dont know what personal space is
gotta look up these peeps mbti types
casablanca references
also benji is wearing dollar store lookin glasses while ethan is wearing some fancy glasses
luther is top notch
as much as i dont like jeremy renner he delivers these lines really well
because atlee is a bitch
oh honey please, impossible is a walk in the park
benji just wants to wear a mask
id be so nervous walking through those
yes...
personal wellbeing who?
why not bring a plastic bottle full of air?
tom cruise can hold his breath for 6 minutes and he learned to do so for that scene
luther big brain
damn cctv
why did they need to break in while benji was going in?
das sus but ok
also isnt et voila french?
she just randomly tapping the ipad
benji being stressed
if he missed the exact center
i want one of those to open my locker's lock
if he just went with the current and didnt try to force his way against the water ilsa wouldn't have had to save him
imagine if he put the wrong one in-
she is breathing heavily to over saturate her body with oxygen so she can hold her breath longer
see ilsa makes it out without well and she went with the current
BENJI'S OUTFIT YESSS :))))))
no you didn't
you gave her a false sense of security
ethan's confused face for the next like 10 mins is great
liar
why does that one man look like sean ambrose?
parkour
skdjdksjdjdkfjs
the facial acting in this
STAIRS STAIRS STAIRS
the glare yesss
vrrrm vrrm
hey its you !
drivin like a grandma
shit !
benji just screaming
im convinced that ethan is indestructible
no you didn't survive that
bonk
dskfh
ethan didnt just-
also why didnt benji just tell ethan he made a copy ???
dont shoot and drive kids
high speed motorcycle chase with no helmet or leather. tom cruise, how?
i wanna learn how to drive a motorcycle
HOW THE FUCK IS HE NOT DEAD YET ?!?!
the lighting
ofc brandt would be the person why sits backwards on a chair. fkn bi vibes
benji to the rescue
fuck off atlee
i am so proud of us ...
the lines are done so well here
benji lookin like how i look when my parents argue
YES THIS SCENE
LANE LANE LANE LANE LANE
im too fucking gay for this movie-
once again no personal space
*inhales* :))))))))))))))
ive like memorized the entire script of this including the music
1 man performance of m:i5 ???
benji's outfit
also i love how youre able to see the characters in the background. props for the attention to detail
i need that haircut because his hair is lookin A+
fuck you atlee
ilsa spitting straight facts
uhh ilsa he still loves julia
NO BENJI NOOOO
EW FUCK OFF JANIK NO ONE LIKES YOU
speak of the devil-
betrayal--
WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW WEATHER BOY !??
actin sus
BENJI LANE BENJI LANE
his posture shdhskhsj (i cant be talking though)
0 personal space whatsoever
why does everyone have the same haircut in this???
simon mcburney pretending to be hunt prentending to be atlee
manipulation !?
the syndicate you say ? i know a thing or two about them 😼😼😼
damn though renner delivers these lines really well
a black tie? how informal. ..
complimenting hunt right infront of him
but he really didnt
i never realized that they were on the clock for this
huh...
the lil head nod though-
HAHA YEAH FUCK YOU ATLEE
is it bad that i hate atlee more than i hate lane?
ethan big smart wrinkle brain
janik just reading a fucking magazine
ethan has a photographic memory
oh look its benji :)))
lane :))))
ethan being tough
it must be aquward to get the low angle shots
lane is running out the clock to put pressure on ethan hmmm big brain
it isnt working though :\
damn he so cocky that hes telling the villain his plan
ill give you 1/5 of the money you wanted to get my bf back
ok but like does tom cruise just not age?
kill the woman
ugh i hate janik
the trust that is shown between those two is great
yes the score and the chase are so great
also this man really hates windows for some reason
fuck off janik
sneaky sneaky
EYY ITS LANE !!!
yeyy janik is dead
once again dodging bullets and hating glass
couldve killed him but needed him alive
the glass box
badass ethan
all the pretty men assembled
lane really let himself go aster this
dang though lane is my favorite villain ever
i like how for once the girl and the guy just are friends instead of romantically involved
eyy the callbacks to how the movie started.
welcome to the imf
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princess-stabbity · 7 years
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i realized i had o stop and lie down earlier when i realized i’d been sitting there transfixed by the noise when you zoom between perks in skyrim 
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vroomian · 3 months
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I bought a roomba purely because it was on sale and I hate carrying my heavy ass vacuum up stairs and I gotta say: go me.
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vroomian · 1 year
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think i finally decided how i want hh to end. it was difficult because i started writing hana mostly as a vent character. as my emotions stabilized i started finding her mostly a bummer, and i didn't want to finish her story because i couldn't find a way to end it other than a tragedy. the ending i have in mind isn't exactly a happy one, but there's a determination and hope to it that I'm really digging.
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vroomian · 1 year
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Oh my god skip beat is still going?????
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vroomian · 1 year
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I’m back and still a terrible boring adult lol. I got myself a new strainer, a new alarm clock and underwear.
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vroomian · 1 year
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Blizzard survived! I slept through most of it 😭. I’m glad I got gas though, because I went through two full tanks for the snowblower before I was done
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vroomian · 1 year
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Why must I vacuum….is it not enough to dream my silly little daydreams
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lampoest · 3 years
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by request from @yeessha
Mission Impossible Fallout Thoughts
Like before: cursing and spoilers !!
short logos nice !!
oop starts with lane talking, always a win 😼😼
why does lane have a beard in this dream?
ooh dramatic nice !!
probably one of my favorite openings
this is badass
hhh its my favorite anarchist:)))
ooh cool name
ofc it's about nuclear warfare why not ??
nervous benji = win
sjshsjsgs
that man reminds me of elon musk :\
cant tell if that was tryna be a pg way to say 'fuck off'
where dat money luther ✋🙄🙄
what was that scream !?!
*throws plutonium*
cool car
ooh the shadows on that guys face
man this scene is really good
BENJI STAY WITH THE FUCKING PLUTONIUM WHAT-
well shit-
oh hey that news guy
pulling a sneaky on him
i also love this scene sm
literally everything about the nils delbruuk scene
:0 so cool
benji got to wear a mask >:))))
sjshsjsgsjs they made a bet on it i love that
ethan is very cool
HELL YEAH THEME SONG !!
i can never take hunley seriously
ooh she pretty :))
this movie has great lines
i also love how it goes in depth about moral choices
WALKER YESS :)))))))))) HE SO PRETTY😳😳
also she pretty too :))))
i just realized why former presidents still are protected
i like how they curse more
bro why is walker so :)))))))
btw this is just gonna be me simping literally everyone
the height difference
HALO JUMP HALO JUMP HALO JUMP
ugh fuck off walker you may be pretty but replying with 'crystal' naw fam✋😬😬
yes because we can die
oop they be falling
i dont think that would work but ok if you say so
not even worth it
i couldnt tell what they were saying until i put on captions
although i dont need any captions to understand the french 😼😼
the faint beat in the background v cool
reflexes
breaking things
chekhovs gun
shdhgdhshdjdhdjs why-
dis why you use the needle
damn he beating the shit out of them
ooh its ilsa
ethan why-
ooh she pretty too 😳😳
alright uh badass female is great
that man reminds me of a toddler
strong accusation coming from a terrorist
shsjdgsjs he wearing arm pads like the toddler whos mom is overprotective
WALKER TOO PRETTY:)))))
oop change of plans
LANE LANE LANE LANE
YES MY MAN :))))))))))
motorcycle chase pog
BENJI IN SUSPENDERS BENJI IN SUSPENDERS !!!
well shit-
eyy he killed some dudes
again walker, no one cares
oh dang she has to be careful, her aim is not the best
R U N
vrrm vrrrm
LOVE THIS SCENE YES
you can tell ethan is trying so hard not to punch lane rn
dang lane really flipped the interrogation hats off man
also i lowkey agree with his message. not his method though-
oop pretty ladies
also ethan killed 4 of your men maam
telepathy
SKDHJSJSJSHS YES THIS SCENE LANE SO PRETTY :)))))))))
i love how lane is just standing there vibing while they talk to hunley
benji dont worry youre great
wait i just noticed that benji's outfit is so cool-
skdgdjshs
walker is cool tbh
ILSA !??
this seems awfully familiar
im working on it
its a trap !!!
benjis wtf face there
oop tea ????
im paying attention to outfits so i can recreate their styles
oop i love how it focuses on walker there
true true
sticking up for your friend
no hes just here because they needed more pretty men
waiting for a diversion
in because HE IS LARK MY GOD ETHAN
ALSO THE LITTLE HEAD NOD I CANT-
stole han solos line there
matching jackets😼😼
how did they swap them ??
and how did lane go along ??
chekhovs......knife ??
wow he really fell for it
also more cursing pog
my two favorite characters together :)))))
CHGJFGSJ I CHOKED ON MY WATER KESUS CRISP
....oop i done fucked up
hunley being all cool and shit
benji being all cool and shit
lanes look of dissapointment is 🤌🤌
like damn bro you fell for that !??
lark
he really tryna lie out of it
ooh her-
whyd he say that-
oop betrayal
i love how benji is the first to drop his weapon
so cool
yeah wait where the hell is lane ??
rip hunley
whyd they treat his death like the death of a lover or smth
first wedding crashers, then funeral crashers, what next ?? birth crashers ??
the most tom cruisey sequence ive ever seen. some comedy some crazy stunts and a broken ankle but still finishing the take
chair theft pog
also i love how not just in this scene but before you see helicopters flying around
hes just hanging onto the elevator and the look walker gives him is top notch
ooh blackmail
this feels like the glass box scene. his foes are getting away and there is nothing he can do
its mission impossible for a reason
tea time with luther
ilsa is a good friend
benji is the mvp here
dang im just realizing how pretty ethan is 😳😳
keep your eyes on the road
luther is great, this is all just a luther appreciation post
they-
they-
they all just copied walker's beard
oh no its julia
ah yes one of the bombs
i like how it actually does take about 15 minutes
uhh no❤️ tom cruise why must you feel the need to do this
LANE :)))))
again why does he feel the need-
walker :)))))))
julia is pretty cool
hes just like: what the fuck how- why-
airspeed ah yes the most important part of not dying
this is a julia appreciation post
what was your plan after that? the detonator would just be at the bottom of that lake
the expressions walker makes :))))
hehe bitch
well shit he has a gun
his hair !!!!!
some star wars level action here
bro benji listen to ilsa
sjsgsjgsjsvsjs this shouldn't be so funny
bro ilsa listen to benji
benji stop wasting time
probably last time but, lane !!!!!
found the other bomb
very true statements from walker
other ? bomb ??
no personal space
ooh uhm lane maybe please dont-
the way he just pops his head into frame like: what the fuck was that ?
no sir you didn't survive that. that is false
i love how she clearly has the same fighting style as before
no benji no smooth brain move
mr lane do your shoes need shining ?!?
dey see me rollin-
ofc he gets burnt why the fuck not
uuuhm what✋😀😀 when the hot oil started spraying i felt a drop of what felt like hot oil on my finger. i am in my room and there isnt even water in here. im scared
also how tf is that holding his weight
chekhovs hook
team work makes the dream work
dang keep believing lane keep thinking that ✋🙄🙄
hes still pretty
so close oh no
why do things just magically stop at the edge of cliffs
kesus crisp ethan not again
i love his shoes though -
what if the hook missed though ??
esploded
thats a no from me dawg
his meniachal little smile shdgsjsgsj
its an action film he'll have it
aww lane so sad :((( oh yeah and 1/3 of the world is saved too. good job ig.
THEY PUT MY MAN IN A TRUNK NOOO >:000000
i like how they end as friends not as romantic interests. v nice
i love how this movie highlights the importance of friends but not in a childish way. even as adults friends are important. they are there for you when no one else did. i like that message.
alright thats pretty much it. sorry that its just me simping pretty much. in conclusion this is my favorite movie 14/10 but i can't wait for the 7th movie.
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