Everything goes through and depends on Charisma(rizz)
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Hot take. Baldurs gate 3 actually ISNT horny enough. It should’ve been full body shots. A03 narration.
Roll for performance. Orgasm failed.
Too low charisma? Curse of the virgin.
Too low intelligence? Afflicted with himboism.
Little blue potion of erectness. Oh no it made ur dick fall off. Didn’t have one? You do now.
Tav on their period? Everyone disapproves except Astarion. He freaky like that.
you acquired like 10 STDS and are pregnant with a mindflayer egg. Karlach goes to touch the egg and cooks it into an omelette.
It’s added to your camp supply and consumed during your long rest
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Gale after seeing my Durge's desires: "Oh, I didn't realize..."
Durge: "Gale, I have wanted to sleep with u since the moment I fought off the urge to chop off ur hand."
Gale: "What?"
Durge: "What?"
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