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#WEREWOLVES on the other hand......... besties let's review the cold fax ok
fuckmeyer
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girl please, Charlie Swan is Team Werewolf and you know it
#it's like Bella has no conception of the socioeconomic symbolism attached to these monsters!!
#girl why on earth would the middleclass police chief of a tiny rural town in Washington
#choose the wealthy murderous parasites?????
#OK besties as i'm typing that out i see why charlie might side with the wealthy murderous parasites
#yes he IS an american cop so siding with the parasites does make sense
#but think of all the paperwork he would have to do when the cullens kill someone! i mean. come on.
#also it aint like cullen out there paying off the pigs so really what is Charlie getting out of this relationship
#it's no bribes all paperwork? i don't care how American this cop is he is Anti Vamp and that's that on that
#WEREWOLVES on the other hand......... besties let's review the cold fax ok
#they're a blue collar blue jeans blue skies all day baby kinda monster. crack open a cold one with the boys kinda monster.
#pull over on the road to lend you some spark plugs kinda monster. bring a dairy-based dip to the charity softball game kinda monster
#big plus: they're on the DL. neat & tidy cover story. no killing. protect & serve yeah baby. no parasites here my boys WORK for a living
#the boys are 0% paperwork (no killing) and 100% bribes (dairy-based dips)
#Charlie's deffo Team Werewolf at best and turning a blind eye at worst
#as far as this man's concerned the werewolves are the Olympic Natl Park rangers' problem
#bear who???? don't know em
#twilight
#twilight renaissance
#bella swan
#the twilight saga
#jacob black
#charlie swan
#eclipse read
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