#WHERE ARE THE BROCEDES EDITS TO WAIT FOR IT

[alexjcrowley]

Btw I can't believe all the Hamilton edits with Hamilton the musical, especially to Wait for it but when they're done with Carlos

Like girl be fr if someone is his Burr that's not Carlos that's Nico fucking Rosberg, he owned that role

Carlos and Lewis have had beef for a month because Vasseur gave Lewis Carlos's job, you want bitter soul crushing rivalry that's been destroying another guy's life step by step, that's been booked by Britney since day one

#lewis hamilton #carlos sainz #nico rosberg #f1 #formula 1 #ferrari #edit #hamilton the musical #brocedes #BE FR I woulf be mad too if someone stole my job that's normal #you want the yearning the fury the jealous heart that's nico for you #Carlos doesn't have all that hate specifically for Lewis like it's normal now they got beef because of the 2025 seat #but he would have had beef with whoever took that seat last minute you know #yes recovered Hamilton fan getting ptsd from these edits speaking wait for it it's not the song for the sainz-lewis beef #no shade to whoever did these edits because they look really good #just I have seen like five of them with Carlos and Lewis to Wait for it #WHERE ARE THE BROCEDES EDITS TO WAIT FOR IT #WHERE ARE THE WORLD WAS WIDE ENOUGH EDITS WITH BROCEDES #your obedient servant is NOT carlos and lewis song it's lewis and nico #No Carlos hasn't looked back on where he failed and every place he checked the only common thread has been Lewis's disrespect #THAT'S NICO #Unless there is some serious Lewis Carlos lore I am missing I am sorry no #I write for a magazine where a colleague 'steals' an article I wanted to write I get pissed off but I don't break into dramatic songs #on how the guy has been ruining my life forever #RESPECT. NICO'S. ANGER.

[leclerc-s]

the honest series - formula one

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THE PRELUDE

an honest timeline

meet the leading ladies

THE ALBUMS

if this was a movie - m.verstappen - starts in early 2015

enchanted - d.ricciardo - starts in late 2015

i wanna be yours - c.leclerc - starts in 2018

te quiero besar - c.sainz - starts in early 2019

bad idea right? - p.gasly - starts in late 2019

call it what you want - l.norris - starts in early 2021

different - a.leclerc - starts in late 2021

say yes to heaven - m.schumacher - starts in late 2021

la curiosidad - o.piastri - starts in late 2022

how you get the girl - l.sargeant - starts in early 2023

por el contrario - o'ward - starts in early 2023

THE EPS

he’s good for my heart but he’s bad for business

alternatively: a blurb series of the songs inspired by max verstappen (takes place from 2015-2022)

i want your midnights

alternatively: a blurb series of the songs inspired by daniel ricciardo (takes place from 2016-2022)

met you at the right time, this is what it feels like

alternatively: a blurb series of the songs inspired by lando norris (takes place from 2021-2023)

THE BONUS TRACKS

seven

mae and daphne write a song together for max featuring charles leclerc (takes place september 2019)

the unhinged younger brother

the jones sisters have a little brother, he's more unhinged than anyone could imagine. (takes place from 2019-2023)

(daphne's version)

daphne finally gets to own her work (takes place from 2021-2023)

wait, there’s another one of you?

turns out older brothers, feelings, and spilling secrets, is not a healthy mix. who would've thought?! (takes place in early 2022)

nonsense

mae reveals the inspiration behind her most unhinged song ever while also traumatizing a few drivers (takes place may 2022)

a christmas nonsense

nonsense gets a merry sequel while mae and max continue to traumatize their friends and families (takes place november 2022)

the daphlonso scandal

the entire internet is convinced daphne is dating a driver but they’ve got the wrong one or where loose-lipped lando strikes (takes place march 2023)

who's daniel ricciardo anyways?

a star nfl player tries giving his number to daphne, chaos ensues between the f1 girls and the nfl fandom, several people lose their minds, mostly isabella and daniel. (takes place july 2023)

the trophy boyfriends

daphne and mae are everything while daniel and max are just ken (takes place september 2023)

karma is the guy on the track

daphne and daniel break the internet, again. (takes place november 2023)

most likely to...las vegas edition

grill the grid has it out for pierre and rowan (takes place november 2023)

what happens in vegas never stays in vegas

someone gets married in vegas…again (takes place november 2023)

fruitcake

the release of mae's christmas ep has a few people worried. (takes place from november 2023 - december 2023)

a paddock family christmas

christmas, paddock family style (takes place december 2023)

divorcegate 2024

alternatively: isabella and rhys loses their minds over lewis' unexpected move to ferrari. (takes place february 2024)

let him be a trophy husband!

the paddock family takes on the 66th annual grammys and a surprise album announcement by daphne (takes place february 2024)

the end of an era

isabella choses chaos. (takes place february 2024)

she's married you idiots!

relationship rumors strike again! only this time mae and max seem to be at the center of it all. (takes place february 2024)

struggling to survive netflix

the paddock family takes on a new season of drive to survive. (takes place february 2024)

thirsting on the main?

isabella thirsting over her boyfriend with a sprinkle of brocedes (takes place march 2024)

let the games begin

the start of the 2024 formula 1 season, occurs in the usual paddock family chaos (takes place march 2024)

so american

the internet learns just how much zoya torres loves logan sargeant. spoiler, it's more than they could imagine. (takes place march 2024)

of ice cream shops and puppies

think the barbie of formula 1, charles leclerc, starting his new business venture while suffering from dog-napping at the hands of his 'own children' (takes place april 2024)

espresso with a shot of depresso

the impending release of espresso and the tortured poets department has people cracking jokes (takes place april 2024)

UP NEXT!

the tortured poets department

the release of the tortured poets department by daphne jones-ricciardo.

you, me, and your friend steve (the 1k special)

the paddock family couples and their third wheels as seen through the fans

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[mcl4r3n]

wait what IS the brocedes lore? does anyone have like a history or masterpost? i keep seeing tidbits and being like "yikes. compelling." but i dont know how/where to get the full tea.

HEY @drivestraight TIME FOR YOU TO INDOCTRINATE SOMEONE ELSE I THINK!!!!!!!

Edit: hey nonnie here you go ♡ https://www.tumblr.com/blorbocedes/697539110934626304/seeing-brocedes-wished-they-were-as-complex-as

#there's SO MUCH #i am SUFFERING so much #THEY WERE DOOMED. BUT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH.

[leclerc-s]

thirsting on the main?

series masterlist

no more traumatizing my friends and family for the day

but you would do it over him too

isabella perez i was lurking on twitter, as one does. and i found this gem.

isabella perez lewis can you confirm?

lewis hamilton where the fuck did you find that?

penelope trevino you're talking to the girl who publicly thirsts over her boyfriend under the most obscure tweets. you're better off asking something else.

oscar piastri so that's what she was giggling over

isabella perez i went down the brocedes rabbit hole. i am a survivor of the great brocedes war.

mae jones-verstappen we deserve a medal or something or surviving that.

rhys jones this is all you get

lando norris should've used bailey's ugly star

bailey winters i will dump your ass so fast norris. rowan todd DO IT! DO IT!

isabella perez lewis, you never answered my question.

carlos sainz if you don't answer it, she'll just wait and ask you when you drive for ferrari next year.

lewis hamilton well it was an interview?

oscar piastri she just let out an unholy screech. isabella perez i am a child of divorce. i am suffering. max jones-verstappen you were never stuck in the same cooldown room with them. you don't know suffering. isabella perez WHEN YOU'VE SEE THE EDITS I HAVE ON TIKTOK YOU CAN TALK JONES-VERSTAPPEN!!

dulce perez she woke me up at 3 am one time crying over a brocedes long live edit.

isabella perez LISTEN, THAT SHIT HURT!!

daphne jones-ricciardo she's a very emotional person, we all know this

zoya torres she cries all the time

natalia ruiz all very true but the last time she cried it was over max eating the last of the ice cream.

isabella perez I HAD TO EAT LEWIS'S VEGAN ICE CREAM?!

george russell as someone who's also had to eat it, i don't know how lewis does it.

lewis hamilton you guys are just crazy, it's very good. ask seb

sebastian vettel he's right, it was good.

freya vettel i can just feel the sarcasm through the screen. mick schumacher you're a horrible liar.

lewis hamilton wow. can't believe you lied to me.

sebastian vettel i didn't? it was good the first time. the second time not so much.

lewis hamilton i feel betrayed.

arthur leclerc must be what nico felt after the 'are you a better driver than you were in '16?' 'yes, and teammate'

lewis hamilton LET IT GO ALREADY!!

fernando alonso NO! THIS IS LIKE MULTI-21! WE WILL NEVER LET IT GO!! rhys jones WE ARE CHILDREN OF DIVORCE LEWIS!! isabella perez WE SUFFERED ENOUGH!! lewis hamilton oh my god you people are so dramatic

pierre gasly it is what we excel at.

lance stroll we all have a flair for the dramatic. some more than others.

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¡leclerc-s speaks! yeah i don’t know where the idea for this came from other than two tiktoks i saw. one was a 2021 jeddah oscar edit and the other was a brocedes edit to long live. and now we have this as a product of it, but also, this is in honor of jeddah being this week.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

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