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perperam · 3 years

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Do you have any Harlivy fic recommendations? Preferably something that is already completed?

OH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

okay okay so quick little tangent fact !! I actually just finished my undergrad degree in "english literature analysis & writing" and reading fics is so fun bc I get to analyze them and break them down and if it's particularly well written the stars align and it's just UGH so good.

ratings are: E (explicit) M (mature) T (teens and up) and G (everyone) anyways here is a HUGE list of my favorite fics to date, their stats/details/plots, reasonings as to why they're on the list to begin with, and a short analysis:

SHORT STORIES (less than 30k words)

for your convenience they’re in order of length bc I’m focusing on this super hard rn

KISS YOUR BEST FRIEND CHALLENGE (T) STATS — 340 words, shenanigans, fluff PLOT — Harley, TikTok and general Social Media queen, decides to do the trending challenge to kiss your best friend. The best friend? Her roommate and the woman she’s been crushing on for fucking ever: Poison Ivy.

AM I TOO CLOSE? (CAUSE YOU FOLD INTO ME LIKE A HEART WITH A BEAT) (G) STATS — 839 words, fluff, shenanigans PLOT — Harley genuinely wasn’t looking for trouble, but it’s hard to just have a day out when you’re one of Gotham’s most wanted. Running into Ivy, she takes drastic measures (and her hoodie into the mix) to distract the police from looking in their direction.

I’M HOME (G) STATS — 892 words, domestic fluff PLOT — After a long and rough day at work, Ivy comes home to Harley. Relaying the details of her day, she basks in the comfort of her girlfriend, who provides gentle questions and is a phenomenal listener. General cuteness.

CONFLICT DIAMONDS (G) STATS — 990 words, wedding shenanigans, banter, humor PLOT — Batman and Renee Montoya respond to a break-in at a jewelry store, except even though the owner is duct-taped to the wall, it isn’t really a break-in; Harley’s just trying to shop for a ring for Ivy, and that’s difficult to do when the owner is screaming in the corner. Batman and Renee both pitch in to help pick something nice for Harley’s girl, resulting in hilarious banter.

OF COURSE (T) STATS — 1.1k words, hurt/comfort (kinda), harley quinn animated tv show centric PLOT — In the aftermath of Ivy’s death, rebirth, and the fall of Joker Tower, Harley collapses onto the ground. Since she never mentioned that her parents are the reason for most of her injuries, Ivy isn’t sure why she’s so out of it.

PERFECT MORNINGS (T) STATS — 1.1k words, domestic fluff/bliss PLOT — Ivy, who usually wakes up early and before Harley, takes a moment to look at the countless muscles, ridges, scars, and tattoos on Harley’s body as she sleeps. General cuteness.

I’D LOVE TO CHECK YOU OUT (T) STATS — 1.7k words, university au, fluff PLOT — Harley visits the library virtually every day, and it’s definitely not because she needs to work on her university courses and homework. She finally works up the courage to speak to the alluring redhead she sees there every day while absentmindedly looking at a book on sharks.

I’LL LOVE YOU IN THE MORNING (NOON, NIGHT) (T) STATS — 2.1k words, angst, hurt/comfort PLOT — A snapshot look into Ivy and how she comes to know, care, and love all the sides of Harley—from psychiatrist to criminal to girlfriend. She loves her throughout it all.

DAY-DREAMING (T) STATS — 2.2k words, shenanigans, psychiatrist Harleen PLOT — Ivy’s falling for her psychiatrist—her humorous, intelligent, caring, and downright gorgeous psychiatrist. It’s difficult, to say the least.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THEMYSCIRA (DOESN’T) STAY IN THEMYSCIRA (T) STATS — 2.3k words, humor, wedding shenanigans, angst with a happy ending PLOT — In a surprise twist of events, Harley and Ivy were drunkenly married at Themyscira. When asked at the wedding if anybody had objections to the union of Ivy and Chuck, Wonder Woman and the Queen of Themyscira herself come to object. Ivy, for lack of a better word, wants to die a little.

NOT A ROCKER CHICK (T) STATS — 3.1k words, rock band au, fluff PLOT — The last thing Ivy wants to do is go to a rock band concert with her best friend, Selina. Despite her best efforts, she can’t help but completely fall into the rhythm of the band and their music, so different than her own norm. And okay, maybe the singer (who Selina was friends with and called “Harley”) was also kinda hot...

A TENDER HEART AMONG THE GREEN (T) STATS — 3.2k words, gotham city sirens raise Lucy au, domestic bliss PLOT — Harley and Selina come back home to the apartment to find Ivy passed out asleep with Lucy cuddling into the crook of her neck and Selina’s cats cuddling her legs. Knowing that Ivy would rather be caught dead than in such a compromising situation (after all, she is the Poison Ivy, who “hates humans”) the two take a photo, since it lasts longer. Shenanigans and cuteness ensue.

BUILDING YOUR GIRL’S SECOND STORY (M) STATS — 3.3k words, university/grad school au, angst with a happy ending PLOT — Snapshots of Harley’s battle with her violent and abusive boyfriend, Jack, and the way in which Bruce, his boyfriend Clark, and her best friend (and potentially lover) Pamela all love Harley and will do anything, anything, to make sure she gets the help, care, and love she needs.

A DIFFERENT KIND OF NORMAL (T) STATS — 3.6k words, coronavirus pandemic/quarantine au, family au PLOT — Ivy is requested by the Justice League to help create and manufacture a vaccine for the COVID-19 virus. As she works on the vaccine, she video calls Harley and their daughter Lucy, both of whom miss her very much.

RABBIT IN THE GARDEN (T) STATS — 4.4k words, implied suicide attempt, hard angst PLOT — Winters are difficult to Ivy. When Harley comes home one day to see her submerged fully in water in the bathtub, the only thing Harley can do is cry and take her out. Ultimately Ivy is alright—but it doesn’t make it any easier.

WE WILL BE (EVERYTHING THAT WE’D EVER NEED) (T) STATS — 5.8k words, high school au, angst, hurt/comfort PLOT — Harley and Ivy are best friends from high school, living in the middle of Arizona. Ivy is absolutely head over heels for Harley, but the latter is in a growing and increasingly abusive relationship with the older “bad-boy” (literally) Jack. Eventually, the two grow together in more ways than one.

WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS (EXCEPT NO DOGS DIE) (M) STATS — 9.7k words, domestic bliss, no powers just botanist & psychiatrist au PLOT — After her abusive ex-boyfriend tries to maniacally tear down the front door of her apartment with an ax as her best friend, Selina, pushes the table against the splintering wood, Bruce recommends that Harley gets a dog. She gets two German Shepard brothers—Bud and Lou—who lead her one day on their walk to the most beautiful flower shop owner Harley’s ever seen. The story of Harley and Ivy, told with Bud and Lou present to witness every moment.

THE MOMENT I AWAKEN GHOSTS (T) STATS — 11.7k words, falling in love, feelings & realizations PLOT — A deep look into Ivy’s feelings and how they evolve from general hatred against Harleen the psychiatrist at Arkham to a blooming, kind and gentle love towards Harley Quinn, the crown jester of crime.

HARLEQUIN’S ISLE (T) STATS — 17.5k words, hurt/comfort, happy ending, shenanigans, humor PLOT — Harley and Ivy decide to go on a vacation on Bruce Wayne’s new eco-friendly plane, but in a surprise twist of events, things go terribly wrong, Ivy falls out of the plane, and the two (as well as all the other rich and wealthy big-name CEOS on the plane) get stranded on an island with someone actively trying to rob the investors. Harley and Ivy will fight them, god damn it, because they deserve this vacation and they will have it.

LONGER STORIES (30k words to 100k words)

YOUR LOVE (DÉJÀ VU) (G) STATS — 33k words, slow burn, mild angst, canon divergence PLOT — A what-if-Harley-found-Ivy-first fic, YOUR LOVE wonderfully illustrates Dr. Harleen Quinzel treating Ivy in a wonderfully humane and kind way, including learning floriography, the language of flowers, in order to better relate to her. Ivy is taken aback by her doctor's genuine care and begins to develop feelings, all the while Harleen falls hard and fast which wholly confuses and frightens her. The one caveat is that while this is happening, Harleen is also treating the Joker as well, who tries (keyword: tries) to manipulate her. Ivy and Harley dance a timid tango around one another as they try to navigate this new playing field of romantic feelings for one another, and things come to a breaking point when Harleen realizes that, perhaps, all of her patients have a point and that the real villains are not the ones inside the asylum, but rather the ones running it. FAVORITE DETAILS — I just love the way this is written. It provides a wonderful and almost skinny-love like romance (except this takes place in an insane asylum) as Harleen and Ivy both try to understand their strong feelings for one another. The way in which the rogues and other inmates/patients all look out for one another was very heartwarming, and Waylon and Eddie's thinly veiled camaraderie with Ivy—and her thinly veiled appreciation for it—were both lovely and created a really warm environment. It really underlined why Harley loved them because you love them too in the process, and see how she reaches her breaking point. CHARACTER DEPICTIONS — Harley, as she is in all of my favorite fics, is depicted as an incredibly intelligent and talented psychiatrist. Her caring nature is wonderfully outlined in this fic as she helps Waylon, Eddie, Ivy, and everybody else in the asylum be treated with genuine respect and care, going as far as to get them personalized gifts. Her psyche fracturing slowly never once makes her seem unintelligent to the reader, even as she actively places a ditz persona in order to fool the rest of the asylum staff (and the Joker). Ivy, on the other hand, is illustrated in a way that perfectly shows how all she genuinely needed was someone to listen. She's sometimes harsh and crass but you can see how she begins to soften as Harley helps her and treats her with: you guessed it, genuine respect. FINAL VERDICT — I would get this tattooed on my ass if I could

NOVEL LENGTH WORKS (100k+ words)

ACROSS THE WAY (M) STATS — 128.7k words, slow-burn, tattoo artist & flower shop owner au PLOT — Botanist and flower shop owner Pamela Isley moves to Gotham from Seattle in search of a new life. Her shop is located directly next to a tattoo shop—one that is incredibly loud and bothersome. Upon walking in to give the shop a piece of her mind, she meets one of the resident artsits, Harley Quinzel, and cannot get her out of her mind. The two become best friends, and feelings slowly start to develop. On a night when Harley is most vulnerable and in need of a place to escape, Pam offers her apartment as a refuge, and from that point on things are never the same again (in the best way possible). FAVORITE DETAILS — The SIT sessions were a wonderful touch and I loved seeing the recovery of both Ivy and Harley, because it was so real. I also loved how once Harley got out, she did everything in her power to protect both herself and Ivy from Jack, and we got to see her and Ivy grow into their wonderful, healthy romance. CHARACTER DEPICTIONS — I love how all of the characters are illustrated; Selina, who is the caring best friend and genuinely does her best to help others around her all the while being her cocky, usual self. Pam, who escaped Seattle and started anew in Gotham and is the crass botanist and also the insanely kind and caring lover. Barbara is the adorable coffee shop owner, Floyd is the caring figure for Harley that she never had, and everyone is just wonderful. FINAL VERDICT — literally go read this rn, what are you even doing

MAD LOVE: THE BEGINNING & MAD LOVE: THE FINAL CHAPTER (M) STATS — nearly 400k words total, angst, canon divergence, domestic fluff, slice of life PLOT — imagine YOUR LOVE except this is much longer, much more heart-wrenching, a whole lot more angsty, and Harleen's break with Harley is a lot more prevalent. Another what-if scenario of Dr. Harleen Quinzel meeting and treating the illusive Poison Ivy instead of the Joker, MAD LOVE shows an interesting depiction of the way they manipulate, hurt, care, and love one another. The entire story is riddled with well placed metaphors, recurring themes, and both Ivy and Harley's characters are illustrated in the most complex and interesting way. All throughout both the initial and the sequel, Ivy and Harleen play a metaphorical chess game in manipulation as a means to gain the upper-hand on the other, which creates a dangerous foundation for their following love story. In the sequel, "The Final Chapter," the story starts with Harley and Ivy—already married near the end of "A New Beginning"—having two kids and the entire piece spans over Harley's lifetime until she's on her deathbed, with Ivy still stuck at 33 years old beside her. I personally stopped reading the story after Harley died (I was too emotionally vulnerable to continue on) but if you continue reading on, you get to see Ivy move on and appreciate Harley's impact on her life as she finds love and happiness again after the loss of her wife. FAVORITE DETAILS — We get insight into both Ivy and Harleen's trauma, and how not everything can be fixed with love. Neither Harleen nor Ivy (or their actions for that matter) are characterized as perfect in any way, and the story never excuses any of their more-than-questionable actions; in fact they make MANY mistakes and manipulate one another throughout the story, and both have power over the other (Harleen is her psychiatrist, but Ivy could easily kill her, so emotional power over someone with immense physical power). CHARACTER DEPICTIONS — Harleen is depicted as an incredibly intelligent and capable psychiatrist, and the story somehow wonderfully mixes Harley's desire for violent chaos with Harleen's desire to help others. v Ivy is illustrated as the epitome of "I hate you and will not be nice unless you're literally either my wife or kids." She is seldom kind to others, is often crass, but an entire softy when it comes to Harleen and their children. She's a hard worker and is heavily involved in her research. Harleen, on the other hand, is equally cunning but more lighthearted, extremely athletic and active, the "fun" mom, and less into power trips (unless it's about Ivy). FINAL VERDICT — definitely the most interesting fics I've ever read in my entire fucking life, it's so complex and wonderful and a literal minefield of analysis worthy literature, I'd also get this tattooed on my ass if I could

#mryanswers #harlivy #jfc #this is a long ass post #please I spent hours on it #literally

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San Francisco playlist

San Francisco - my favorite city in the world! The bands, the music, the songs are all here, in this playlist I created. I threw in a bit of Sac and went south by San Jose, Monterrey and up past Sausalito. Can we make it to 250 songs? Let me know what bands/songs I left out.

Have I left out a song or a band in this San Francisco playlist? Let me know! Cheers!

Play the songs here at this link: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC1-HLG9q5rZLsqs8EYh6bhu- San Francisco

001 The Dillinger Escape Plan w/Mike Patton - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things 002 Night flight Orchestra - California Morning 003 Quincy Jones - Call Me Mister Tibbs OST (Main Title) 004 James Taylor Quartet - Dirty Harry theme song 005 Faith No More - Seperation anxiety 006 Streets of San Francisco TV show theme song 007 Santana - Evil Ways 008 High on Fire - Electric Messiah 009 Metallica - Disposable Heroes 010 Hammers Of Misfortune - Dead Revolution 011 Buddy Guy - Hello San Francisco 012 Faith No More - Jungle 013 Isaac Hayes - Shaft 014 Orange Peels - Back In San Francisco 015 Idris Ackamoor and the Pyramids - Message To My People 016 Thee Oh Sees - The Dream 017 Merle Haggard - Here In Frisco 018 Audrey Horne - California 019 Journey - Lights 020 Death Angel - Hatred United / United Hate 021 Mel Tor Me - Got The Date On The Golden Gate 022 Duke Ellington - Tourist Point Of View 023 Sons of Anarchy - This Life (Sons of Anarchy Theme Song) 024 Larry Graham's Central Station - Earthquake 025 LARD - I Wanna Be A Drug Sniffing Dog 026 Machine Head - California Bleeding 027 Neurosis - The Doorway 028 KING WOMAN - Utopia 029 Lalo Schifrin - Magnum Force OST Main Title 030 Forbidden - Adapt Or Die 031 DBUK - In San Francisco Bay 032 Jack Name - Werewolf Factory 033 John Carpenter - Theme from "The Fog" 034 Khiis - Saboor 035 Richie Havens - San Francisco Bay Blues 036 Metallica - Battery 037 Autopsy - charred remains 038 ExTREMITY_-_Crepuscular_Crescendo 039 The Otherside - Streetcar 040 Quincy Jones - Ironside (TV Theme) 041 Megadeth - Back in the Day 042 Sly and the Family Stone - Stand! 043 Faith No More - From Out of Nowhere 044 Willie Hutch-Vampin (The Mack OST 045 Orchid - Mouths Of Madness 046 Lalo Schifrin - Bullitt OST - On The Way To San Mateo 047 Vince Guaraldi - Woodstock's Dream 048 Fantomas - 4-11-05 049 Violation Wound - Fearmonger + State of Alarm 050 Primus - Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers 051 The Flower Pot Men - Let's Go to San Francisco (Part.1-2) 052 Bosse-de-Nage - Crux 053 Rod McKuen - The Beat Generation 054 Dionne Warwick - Do You Know The Way To San Jose 055 The Watchers - Sabbath Highway 056 Possessed - the eyes of horror 057 Scott McKenzie – San Francisco (Be Sure to wear flowers) 058 Tower Of Power - Oakland Stroke 059 Big Trouble In Little China OST - Pork chop express 060 Vio-lence - Calling In The Coroner 061 Black Oak Arkansas - The Big Ones Still Coming 062 Mr. Bungle - Love Is a Fist 063 VUUR - The Fire - San Francisco 064 Testament - The Haunting 065 Electronicat - Frisco Bay 066 Y&T - Mean Streak 067 Thee Oh Sees - Toe Cutter/Thumb Buster 068 Sweet - California Nights - Promo Clip (OFFICIAL) 069 Sadus - Swallowed In Black 070 Chuck Berry - San Francisco Dues 071 Sammy Hagar - Keep on rockin' 072 Fuzz - Sleigh Ride 073 Otis Redding - Sittin' on The Dock of the Bay 074 Pleasure Leftits - The Gate 075 BL'AST - Sometimes 076 Santana - Samba de Sausalito 077 Acephalix - Upon This Altar 078 Sun Ra - Lady With The Golden Stockings 079 Chris Isaak - San Francisco Days 080 Pointer Sisters - How Long (Betcha' Got A Chick On The Side) 081 High On Fire - Carcosa 082 Will Haven - When The Walls Close In 083 The Coup - Laugh/Love/Fuck 084 King Khan - Teeth Are Shite 085 Deafheaven - Irresistible 086 Glitter Wizard - Blood of the Serpent 087 Jefferson Airplane - It's No Secret 088 Cannonball Adderley - This Here 089 The Warlocks - Can't Come Down 090 Squirmy Sax Man - I Still Believe 091 Acid King - Coming Down from Outer Space 092 George Duke - Sausalito 093 The Lost Boys - Cry Little Sister (Theme From The Lost Boys OST) 094 Betty Davis - [They Say I'm Different] He Was a Big Freak 095 Fever Tree - San Francisco Girls 096 The Dillinger Escape Plan w/ Mike Patton - Pig Latin 097 Build Them to Break - Lucky Strike 098 Montrose - Rock Candy 099 PRIMUS - THE TOYS GO WINDING DOWN 100 Joe Satriani - Big Bad Moon 101 Sleater Kinney - Jumpers 102 GRUESOME - Dimensions Of Horror 103 Sly & the Family Stone - Everday People 104 Huey Lewis and the News - Back in Time 105 Hammers Of Misfortune - 2 17th Street 106 Jerry Fielding - Prologue _ Main Title (The Enforcer OST) 107 Metal Church - The Dark 108 Deftones - Ohms 109 John Lee Hooker - Frisco Blues 110 DRI - Go Die 111 16th & Valencia Roxy Music- Devendra Banhart, What We Will Be 112 MC Hammer - Too Legit to Quit 113 Dead Kennedys-Police Truck 114 Rancid - Adina 115 San Francisco's Shiver - Up My Sleeve 116 Bernard Herrmann - Vertigo OST - The Bay 117 Faith No More - Last Cup Of Sorrow 118 Blackburn & Snow - Stranger In a Strange Land 119 The Doobie Brothers - What A Fool Believes 120 The Grateful Dead - Sugar Magnolia 121 Cab Calloway - San Francisco Fan 122 The Charlatans - codine 123 Buck Owens - Want To Live In San Francisco 124 Sleep - Dragonaut 125 Death Angel - 5 Steps Of Freedom 126 Neil Young - Heart of Gold 127 Vastum - Reveries in Autophagia 128 Dead Kennedys - Moon Over Marin 129 EchoBrain - Colder World 130 Riz Ortolani - Lombard Street 131 Waylon Jennings - San Francisco Mabel Joy 132 Con Funk Shun - Confunkshunizeya 133 Chic - Hes the Greatest Dancer 134 Peace Creep - Radio Free Alcatraz 135 ABBA - Santa Rosa 136 Brian Wilson and Van Dyke Parks - San Fransisco 137 Together Band - California Curl California Girl 138 The Hellers - It's 74 In San Francisco 139 Pat Todd - No Place Like Home 140 Nancy Wilson - I'm Always Drunk In San Francisco (And I Don't Drink At All) 141 Anathema - San Francisco 142 Blue Cheer - Fool 143 Exhumed - Gravewalker 144 Darondo - Let My People Go 145 Exodus - Blood In Blood Out 146 Lalo Schifrin Dirty Harry OST - Scorpios Theme 147 Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues 148 Wild Light - California on my mid 149 Herbie Hancock - Man-child - Hang Up Your Hang Ups 150 Fantomas - Spider Baby 151 The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Headhunter 152 The Animals - San Franciscan Nights 153 Twilight - Dance with Me 154 THE POINTER SISTERS - Yes We Can Can 155 Residents - Hello Skinny 156 CCR HEADCLEANER - Eat This Riff 157 LEON WARE - Thats Why I Came To California 158 Creedence Clearwater Revival - I Put A Spell On You 159 Comorant - The First Man 160 Bosse-de-Nage - The Trench 161 Hell Fire - Free Again 162 Riz Ortolani - Golden Gate Bridge 163 Fleetwood Mac - You Make Loving Fun 164 Uther Pendragon - San Francisco Earthquake 165 Melvins - Zodiac 166 La Luz - California Finally 167 The Wyatt Act - Push 168 Santana - Soul Sacrifice 169 Cheap Trick - On the Radio 170 Electric Wizard - Venus In Furs 171 Led Zeppelin - Misty Mountain Hop 172 Tommy Castro - Callin' San Francisco 173 Viscious Rumors - Digital Dictator 174 Ghoul-Off With Their Heads 175 Diesel - Sausalito Summernight (Single Version) 176 Sheila E - A Love Bizarre 177 Starship - Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now 178 Jeffry Osboune - I Really Don't Need No Light 179 Nazareth - Alcatraz 180 Freak of Nature - Rescue Me 181 Metallica - Crash Course In Brain Surgery 182 10000 Maniacs - Hey Jack Kerouac 183 Faith No More - Get Out 184 URSA - Wizard's Path 185 Jefferson Airplane - Aerie (Gang of Eagles) 186 Tower of Power - Just Enough and Too Much 187 Fred Hughes - san francisco is a lonely town 188 Mamaleek - Eating Unblessed Meat 189 Moby Grape - Naked If I Want To 190 Exodus - Metal Command 191 Pig Destroyer - Alcatraz Metaphors 192 the Donnas - You Make Me Hot 193 Hot Tuna - True Religion 194 Heathen - Opiate of the Masses 195 Fanny - Come and Hold Me 196 Sadus - Hands Of Fate 197 Negative Trend - Meathouse 198 Forbidden - Forbidden Evil 199 Spazz - Crush Kill Destroy 200 Testament - The Preacher 201 HEXX - Morbid Reality 202 Vio-Lence - Phobophobia 203 Dead Kennedys - One Way Ticket To Pluto 204 Tom Waits - Get Behind The Mule 205 CRETIN - It 206 RAMONES - Judy Is A Punk 207 Full House - Intro 208 Willie Alexander and the Boom Boom Band - Kerouac 209 Primus - Dirty Drowning Man 210 Wooden Shjips - Motorbike 211 The Tony Williams Lifetime Ego - Clap City 212 Middle of the Road - Sacramento (A Wonderful Town) 213 Green Day - At the Library 214 Slayer - Gemini 215 Tetema - Cutlass Eye 216 Defiance - Death Machine 217 Brisco County Jr theme 218 Doug McKechnie - Crazy Ray 219 Ulthar - Furnace Hibernation 220 Mr. Bungle - ANARCHY UP YOUR ANUS 221 Dirty Ghosts - Let It Pretend 222 They Might Be Giants - San Francisco (In Situ) 223 Metallica - The Shortest Straw 224 OM - Unitive Knowledge of the Godhead 225 Laaz Rockit - City's Gonna Burn 226 Autopsy - Skullptures 227 Mordred - Spectacle of Fear 228 Sly & the Family Stone - Luv N' Haight 229 Possessed - Seven Churches 230 Machine Head - The Rage to Overcome 231 Thelonius Monk - San Francisco Holiday 232 The Units - The Mission Is Bitchin 233 Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - Mistadobalina 234 Arnocorps - Dead lift 235 The Grateful Dead - The Golden Road 236 DRI - All for nothing 237 Jim Martin - Disco dust 238 Thee Oh Sees - I come from the mountain 239 Death Angel - Discontinued 240 Starship - We Built This City 241 Captured! by Robots - Endless Circle of Bullshit 242 Pins Of Light - My revenge 243 Sun Ra - We Travel the Spaceways 244 Faith No More - caffeine 245 David Lee Roth - Just like paradise 246 San Francisco Fog Horns by Golden Gate Bridge 247 Abscess - Tormented 248 Mortuous - Bitterness 249 Dead Kennedy's - California uber alles 250 Twitch Angry - San Francisco 666 Neurosis - Water Is Not Enough

So, hop on a cable car, grab ice cream at Swenson’s or bark back at the seals down by Pier 39. Catch a Bear’s game at Berkeley and do some squirmy sax moves in the Haight after you down some beers at the Toronado and play my San Fran playlist! Here are the songs in the link: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-iHPcxymC1-HLG9q5rZLsqs8EYh6bhu-

#san francisco #san francisco playlist #Bay Area Thrash #haightashbury #high on fire #jello biafra #sun ra #metallica #mike patton #exodus #captured! by robots #om #jack kerouac #oakland #neurosis

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Evil Has Always Lost Chapter 8

Grant Mitchell leaned again the wall and look's at Mark Fowler jr. "well, lad's we're on our own" He say's as James Cook look's at him "How'd we end up here?" He ask's as Mark Fowler Jr. look's at them "you're serious right? we just watched phil and luke die and you both bring us here when we should be out there fighting" he say's as Grant Mitchell look's at Mark Fowler Jr. "listen here, you stupid git we are exactly where we should be, this is gotham city some where here that stupid clown has chuckie boy's type writer and newest supernatural book, oh, and there's a ton of people we can beat the fuck out of" He say's as James Cook smoke's a spliffy looking at Grant "Aye" He affirm's as Mark Fowler Jr. look's at both in disbelief "Th-this is how the american men of letter's act?" He ask's as Grant place's both hand's on his shoulder's "shut your gob, this is just how we have alway's acted long before that stupid title and bunker came to be our home--And we are about to fight every last bloody bastard on these streets if we must" He say's before walking out on to the street mark fowler jr. watches him then look's at Cook "My dad's alway's been that way?" He ask's as James Cook pat's his back "10 year's i've known him he has, your dad's killed a hella lot more demons and monster's than half of us mate" He say's following Grant as Mark Fowler Jr. looked at Grant's back in awe. Grant Mitchell look's around the street's of gotham "Strip club, bouyo's!" He shout's before reading it's title "Joker" He muses before cracking his knuckle's as James Cook follow's him toward the strip club Mark Fowler Jr. follow's after them as Grant kick's open the strip club door's johnny frost joker's main hench men look's at them "what the--who the hell invited you!" He say's as Grant punches him knocking frost down then enter's the dance floor looking around james cook followed behind him and look's around "Lot of 'em" He muses as Grant smirk's looking around then whistle's "you said it, let's blow off some steam" He say's as The men in the strip club turn facing them "Who the fuck invited a couple of idiot's to this place?" one of the men say's as The Joker walk's out hand at each side in the air and look's at the intruder's "Oooh, Fella's, Fella's i think our guest deserve a reward for their traversal to get here" He kneel's slightly looking at Grant Mitchell "a big fella ain't ya? whooa! whoah! i bet you can't wait to see my toy, Croc!" He say's as Killer Croc walk's out of the office and look's at Grant who simply crack's his knuckle's "You're a big big fella, aren't ya bloke?" He walk's toward them as Killer croc let's down his hood and rip's off the jacket "And you look good enough to eat" He growl's out as The Joker look's at James Cook and Mark Fowler jr. "Did i forget you? no i didn't you two are so fetching, Perhap's you'd like a thousand, or 80, or 30, maybe 20 but, i think you'll like 19 again just you all the men here are world class fighter's like you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he say's as James Cook look's around then bCK AT THE jOKER "WHO THEM? they don't look like world class fighter's to me" He retort's as The Joker look's at him "Smart man, Do you really think i mean these simpleton's? these unworthy creatin's?" He walk's forward then turn's to Harley quinn "Harle's, Be a doll and tell the boy's to come" He grin's as Harley rushe's off Grant Mitchell look's into Croc's eye's "Nice skin-tone, did your mother make it?" He mock's as waylon Jone's Killer Croc glare's hatefully at him "I'm gonna enjoy eating you!" He run's at Grant as Grant crack's his knuckle's "Oh, i'm counting on it you son of a bitch!" He uppercut's croc as Croc stagger's back then punches grant in the rib's as Grant shake's it off and punches him in the jaw Croc roar's punching grant in the face then spin's hitting grant with his left claw as Grant shake's it off blood pouring from the side of his face he punches Croc then punches him again an again until Croc sling's him across the floor into the stool's as Croc run's at the stool's Grant slam's a stool into Croc's skull sending the 8'1 beast colliding with a stripper pole as Grant stand's up and rip's off his leather jacket as Killer Croc get's up and stare's at Grant "Tough fuckin' human" he snort's before baring his fang's "I'm gonna to tear the flesh from your bone's" He say's before charging quickly as Grant Mitchell punches him in the stomach then kick's him in the right knee before jumping up an driving his forearm into croc's teeth shattering a couple as Croc fall's back looking astonished by him as Grant Mitchell stare's at him "Come on, you wanna eat me?" He smugly say's as Croc crack's his neck and lunges suddenly taking a bite out of grant's left shoulder as Grant punches him repeatedly in the stomach causing croc to stagger back spitting up green blood and fall to a knee as Grant look's at him an whipe's the blood from his shoulder "Was that supposed to hurt mate? it felt like a tickle" He smirk's as Croc look's up uppercutting Grant sending Grant smashing through the glass window into joker's office then he leap's inside as Grant kick's him in the face and monkey flip's him into the stripper pole by the desk then get's up slamming a fist into croc's jaw as Croc punches him back Grant elbow's him in the nose then punches him in the face as Croc kick's grant in the stomach staggering him back as Croc tackle's Grant again the wall punching him over an over an over an over again biting him on the neck ripping flesh from him as Blood gushed from grant's neck as Grant Suddenly change's in demeanor Croc noticed it an punches him in the face as Grant suddenly punches him extremely hard in the stomach Croc spew's green blood and stagger's on to his back looking into Grant's eye's "No, you're different" He murmur's as Grant walk's toward him Croc block's his punch then block's another each punch sending him sliding along the ground as Croc catches Grant's fist the other fist slam's hard into his skull cracking his scales as he blink's staring into the eye's of Psycho Grant Mitchell before he's punched so hard in the chest he flip's slamming again the office wall as Grant Mitchell walk's toward him Croc stand's up quickly green blood oozing from his head "You got some stone's, human" He say's as Grant mitchell walk's toward him and slam's a fist into his sternum Croc cough's blood then slashes grant across the face as Blood pour's from Grant's face Grant kick's a chair up slamming it hard into croc's jaw as Croc slam's to the floor grant get's ontop of him punching him over an over an over an over an over an over again then double axe handle's his face as croc stare's up at him green blood oozing from his face he punches grant as Grant slam's a fist between his eye's rendering Croc unconscious, The Joker who was watching from the shattered window begin's a slow smile soon turning into a grin as He climb's over the shattered panel looking at Grant "Hey, you. you think you can win against me?" He grin's wide as Grant stand's up turning toward the Joker. The air tenses as Grant Mitchell look's at the Joker "a skinny man like you is not a challenge, bloke" He mock's as Joker look's up and around "Skinny, skinny! are you fat? is grant fat? You decide, bloke" He mock's back as Grant look's at him carefully "Mocking a man's word's isn't okay, mate" He state's as the Joker look's directly into Grant's eye's a sadistic grin etched upon his feature's "They call you psycho Grant, but really you're a scared puppy" He begin's laughing as Grant walk's toward him "Alright, you son of a bitch you wanna fight then we'll fight, you got one!" He swing's as the Joker block's the punch punching Grant in the face then block's another punch and kick's grant in the stomach as Grant punches joker in the face causing Joker to grin at him then punch grant in the jaw as Grant get's madder punching joker in the stomacg, Joker laugh's punching Grant back in the face as Grant tackle's Joker through the office door and toward the stripper stage punching him repeatedly the Joker block's the last punch headbutting grant and breaking his nose in two then shoves grant off and roll's up on to the stage he look's down at grant smugly his ruby red lip's etched in a grin as Grant jump's onto the stage punching him down the Joker kick's grant in the knee causing grant to stagger slightly as The Joker slam's a knee from the ground into Grant's neck knocking him off the stage he then stand's up his grin even more sadistic as Grant look's into his dark green eye's that were nothing like the winchester's then get's up whiping the blood from his face "Oi, oi, i admit you caught me off guard, who knew a clown could fight?" He say's as The Joker sit's down indian style and motion's for grant to bring it on as Grant quirk's a brow "You're gonna fight me like that? how fuckin' stupid are you, Bloke?" He ask's then run's and jump's on the stage and punches joker in the face busting his nose the Joker begin's laughing as Grant look's down at him confused "Why are you laughing, moron?" He kick's joker in the jaw as joker begin's laughing louder as Grant punches him then get's ontop of the joker punching him over an over an over an over an over an over again with the joker laughing even more manically before slaming a fist into Grant's neck as Grant fall's off slightly and look's at the Joker Harley quinn run's up but the joker slap's her hard sending her crashing through a table "No, this one's mine" He say's before turning and getting punched in the jaw falling from the stage onto a table as Grant climb's down an jump's elbow dropping joker through the table only making joker laugh louder as Grant look's more pissed off "why the fuck are you laughing?" he say's as the Joker grin's at him then lift's up like a corpse an look's up from a sitting position "Does it anger you?" He ask's as Grant look's at him and then kick's the Joker hard in the face as The Joker laugh's more before suddenly jumping up to his feet and punching grant in the face as Grant snarl's punching him back they both begin slinging punch after punch at the other's face as Mark Fowler jr. halted in his own fight looking at the two of them trading punches "What the hell are they? monster's?" he ask's james cook who noticed the two trading punch after punch "Nah mate, devil's" He retort's before elbowing his opponent in the jaw, Joker punches Grant back in the jaw then avoid's grant's next punch and spin's around him his arm around grant's neck "This was fun, Grant, this was the most fun i've had since batsy left me to die" He say's then he pull's back slinging grant over his shoulder an hard onto the stage before looking down into his eye's grabbing him by the head "You're alway's so obsessed with fighting, your brother's dead, and here you are at my establishment--it was destiny between two mad soul's wouldn't you agree?" He ask's as Grant knee's joker in the face then flip's off the stage "It wasn't no destiny mate!" He roar's before spearing joker through the glass panel into one of the lap dance room's as Joker grin's at him "oh, it was destiny, Grant" He smile's as he's punched over an over an over an over an over again as Harley quinn run's at Grant the Joker look's at her "Harle's! you bitch, stay out of my fight do you not understand the trepedition's of mortal kombat? his fight must go down until one or both combatant's are unable to continue and you wouldn't want to piss me off now would you?" He say's as Grant look's at Harley "Fuck off, ya cunt" He say's as the Joker look's at Grant then smashes a glass bottle again his head as Grant roll's off looking at him with rage The Joker slither's around and kneel's beside harley quinn looking at grant "She may be a cunt, but she's my cunt Grant" He grin's then tackle's grant through the wall an outside of the strip club much to grant's shock as Grant quickly recover's and punches joker as both trade more punches to the face Harley quinn watches on as James Cook knock's her to the ground then run's out to help Grant the Joker turn's out kicking cook in the face sending him to the ground as Grant step's back slightly. The Three of them staring at eachother as the joker speak's up finally "Cook, Grant, me--a combonation of crazy" He say's before waving for cook to stand up then look's at grant "I think you have a tag team partner, that's a littl unfair" He chide's then shrug's his shoulder's "I guess i just got to fight the both of you, so mr. cookie bring out the other guy And you grant bring out the psycho, this fight wouldn't be interesting if i'm fighting the loser with nothing to live for and the loser whose brother an mother are both dead, Come on then give me what i want and need unless you're both pussies" He bow's stepping away from them when suddenly Batman swing's kicking Joker through a car window and Dean Winchester run's up stopping looking at grant "you look like shit" He comment's before grant look's at him "Yeah well, when you fight a croc and a clown it's gonna go down that way, bloke" He slump's again a car before noticing a 6'3 367 pound hockey mask wearing man walking toward them "Friend of your's?" He ask's as Dean turn's looking at Jason Voorhee's "Why the fuck doesn't he give up!" He scream's as James Cook look's at the man "Exactly what is he? or who is he? what are you screaming about?" he question's as Dean Winchester look's at cook "That ain't no man, that's a monster!" he shout's as Cook watches the hulking figure almost reach them "we can take him" He retort's as Batman spin's around "No you can't, you can't take that blowing his ass up doesn't even work, cutting his head off don't work--" he get's cut off when Grant pushes off the car "there's gotta be other way's, right dean?" He ask's as dean nod's then grant get's in the car and begin's hot wiring it james Cook look's at the figure's mask "what's he hiding under there?" He ask's as Jason Voorhee's suddenly appear's right infront of him "What the hell!" Batman leap's dragging cook away before the machette could slice through him as Jason turn's his head toward Dean then his body the machette quickly flies toward Dean who drop's to his back as Grant slam's the car backward's into Jason sending him smashing through the wall as Batman look's at them "we need to find that type writer and now!" He say's as Jason sit's up his head spin's toward Grant before he get's up as Grant Smirk's at him "round two eh? bloke" He speed's the car toward jason as Jason Voorhee's suddenly stop's the car from ramming him as grant put's his foot on the gas trying to pish jason, Jason Voorhee's tilt's his head then flip's the car up on to it's trunk then throw's the machette through the bottom as Grant jump's avoiding the machette through his cock "Oi, oi cheating bastard!" He bark's jumping from the car before it land's hard on it's upper hood. The 4 of them looked at Jason whose shoulder's slumped up then down his one eye challenging them to do something, Batman look's at the three of them "Blowing him up is a no dice, hitting him with a car is no dice, cutting off his head is a no deal--Burn crystal lake?" he say's as Dean look's at him "Many hunter's have burnt his lake to the ground dude, and he's still standing" he point's out as Batman look's at dean "what about pam's severed head?" he ask's as Dean Winchester look's at him "Not yet" He remark's as Batman activate's his glove "Exactly, you an me are going to crystal lake, Dean. we need to find what make's this son of a bitch still stand!" Suddenly the bat-wing flie's to the ground as Batman jump's inside "Get in!" He growl's as Jason Voorhee's walk's toward the bat-wing Dean quickly hop's inside the cockpit watching the hockey masked behemouth walk toward his machette in his hand grant jump's on Jason's back stopping him "Oh no you don't, bitch!" He shout's before punching jason in the rib's several time's jason reaches over his head snatching grant by the head and sling's him into Mark fowler jr. before watching the bat-wing take off at speed's, Jason turn's his head toward James Cook who was the only one standing then quickly his body follow's and walk's toward cook as Cook look's at him "what you fuckin' want? you trying to come onto me ya wanker?" he say's as Jason Voorhee's stopped infront of him looking down at his 5'9 frame then stab's the machette into the ground as James Cook look's at him blowing spliffy smoke in jason's face "is that supposed to scare me?" He question's as Jason Voorhee's clenches his fist Grant and Mark quickly run up catching his arms as Cook look's at them "I can take him on my fuckin' own!" He say's as Grant struggles to hold jason's arm "You stupid git! you have no idea who this is!? this is the bogeyman of friday the 13th!" He say's as Mark struggle's to hold jason's left arm in place "Yeah, moron, he can kill you with a single punch dumbass! that's jason fuckin' voorhee's!" He shout's as James Cook look's the hockey masked figure up an down "He ain't so strong, you're both holding him down--unless, He's just wanting it to look that way!" he laugh's as Grant feel's the arm moving tightly "Cook, shut your gob mate! he's not faking his strength!" He shout's as Jason Voorhee's one good eye stare's angrily into Cook's eye's suddenly grant and Mark are thrown behind Cook as Jason swing's his fist at Cook's face cook jump's out of the wall as the car window behind him is shattered into a million pieces suddenly jason rip's the car door off it's henge's and slam's it into Cook's rib's shattering them in a million place's before he hit's the ground coughing up blood Jason Voorhee's walk's toward him as Grant tackles him around the waist "Oh, you mother fucker you're not going anywhere!" Grant shout's as Jason slam's an elbow across grant's neck an sling's him hard into a truck before walking toward cook once more as Mark Fowler Jr' tackles him from behind unable to stop jason in place, Jason Voorhee's slam's an elbow behind him into Mark fowler jr.s face shattering part of his jaw as Mark hit's the ground james cook watches him before lifting himself up Jason look's at him then step's a foot onto James Cook's chest as Cook stare's up at him "you son of a bitch, go ahead mate! go on!" Grant jump's onto Jason's back again pulling but Jason doesn't budge as He stomp's on cook then reaches around him grabbing Grant by the back of the head and slam's his head against a car.

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