Fly Me to the Moon Memes Pt. 1
Yor!Reader: I think, that if you or your comrades so much as touch a single hair on his head, I’m going to wear your guts like my mother’s pashmina.
Harrow: E-excuse me?
Yor!Reader: Oh I’m sorry, did I stutter? I said if you hurt Steven, you are going to experience pain and torment beyond anything you or your goddess can possibly imagine!
Yor!Reader: Your body is going to be torn piece by piece as you beg for a mercy that didn’t even come for Thanos!
Yor!Reader: I will add your SCREAMS to my Spotify and I WILL SEE ALL YOUR HEADS MOUNTED ON A [BEEP]ING PIKE!!
Khonshu in the Background: *genuinely terrified* By the gods…
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