#You shouldnt read this post.

[tigerdrop]

But what if you said more about HS Jamie tho

okay but you must know, first of all: i stopped reading homestuck in 2012 and i dont know what the fuck goin on lore-wise. and i also dont care unless it directly corresponds to insane gay sex so dont tell me

im just saying if jamie was a homestuck troll he would have almost the exact same gender and sexuality problems WRT banging daniel. it would make a lot of sense. he has a lot of Issues about letting a cis dude (or a human dude, in this case) get up in his business b/c in real life, like.....feeling assured that youre seen as male by guys you have sex with is not as easy as having them use the right pronouns lol. there are so many men that will say literally whatever u want to hear just to get their dicks wet

and so like.....he would be wildly stressed out about the idea of this human motherfucker putting him in the wrong box just b/c he doesnt have a human dick and balls! it would drive him nuts! and it would drive him super fucking insane that, even with all these hang ups, he cant just, like. stop having a weird vacillating crush on the guy. it would make things so much easier if he could.

another thing that would drive him nuts is his total inability to sort daniel into a single quadrant.....he keeps going back and forth on "do i like him? is he the most fucking annoying guy ive ever met? do i pity him b/c he cant get a grip on human (or troll) interaction???"

and daniel doesnt even have the decency to flirt back in the right quadrant! hes like.....hes some kind of fuckin pervert, is what he is. going back and forth all the time and making jamies feelins all complicated

MEANWHILE......poor fuckin daniel. he genuinely doesnt understand why jamie seems to just arbitrarily go hot or cold on him. like.....when jamies mean, he gets pissed off! but when jamies nice, hes still pretty pissed off! and then when daniels nice, jamie goes either fucking way! it doesnt make any sense!

he literally needs somebody to hand him a pamphlet on The Basics of Troll Relationships to begin puzzling this shit out. he needs like......a flowchart. and once he gets one it rocks his fucking world. if you had told him previously that jamie was flirting with him in every single one of these interactions, he would not have believed you. but now hes got a Manual

(but jamies not gonna be the one to pity him enough to give him a fucking pamphlet. thats wayyy too emotionally forward.)

the like. the lightbulb moment when daniel realizes "ohhh so when hes being mean to me hes just trying to get in my pants" and tries to facilitate this outcome by blackrom flirting back. but hes so fucking bad at it

as a friend put it. imagine him being like "i... hate you too?" and immediately getting bitched at for reciprocating badly. this is his worst fucking nightmare. hes already bad at decoding subtext! let alone alien hatefuck subtext!

(for the record jamies like. 3x more of a bitch in this AU than in reality. but hes still insane and neurotic)

and on jamies end hes already well on his way to becoming a Total Fucking Freak for quadrant mixing shit b/c daniel keeps flirting with him so fucking badly. none of it turns him off at all. his weird little crush just keeps getting worse

ultimately all of this is to say that they should have insane alien gay sex. insane sexo where jamie, embarrassed beyond belief, concedes to showing daniel how his alien junk works. lets him poke and prod at it. bosses him around and tells him exactly what to do and what not to do and makes daniel Earn It before he gets to touch his stupid human dick.

and daniels a great learner, yknow. hes got those deft mechanics hands. he knows how to make an engine (or a troll, as it were) purr. and also how to make it squirt all over the back of his car

that is possibly one of the more crass/humiliating things ive typed on this awful awful blog. thanks for joining me. i only care about weird sex. okay. bye. bye . bye. bye

#cw homestuck #safdc #You shouldnt read this post.

[lucabyte]

Standalone post of my doodles for @samhainian's AUs of sorts from this post which you should go read because oouuuuh,,,,,

There's a lot of possibilities with how either of these go, mostly depending on how honest Loop is upfront (or how caught red-handed they are, so to speak). Since... Well, the party is loving. That's the point of the story! They just learned this!

But. How do you even begin to explain this. Especially when you aren't fully over it yourself.

#in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #isat fanart #isat act 5 spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat loop #Nohats AU #Looploops AU #i shouldnt parrot my own tags in here you can read them in the link but aaaaugh. loop having no idea why theyre grieving at all. #its not like siffrin was real. they were just a copy. they can just take their place. its not like they got attatched. #its not like its weird. its not like theyre utterly unrecognisable to themselves. its not like theyre broken so thoroughly. its fine #anyway SORRY BONNIE THERE IS NO WAY THIS COULD BE EXPLAINED ADEQUATELY. KIND OF GETS THE WORST DEAL HERE. SORRRRYYYY #anyway posting this on pokemon day is bold of me im gonna get drowned. #lucabyteart

[milf-harrington]

I feel like eddies the "i know youre going to drink/smoke regardless, if thats what you want to do, so at least do it at home so we know youre safe" parent and steves the "i had to pick you up from a party you werent allowed to be at last night, and now youre hungover? I suddenly feel the need to vaccuum" parent

#im open to outside opinions if you disagree #but this just came to me after reading that last post #also regardless of where they stand on the fun - protective scale i KNOW steve is the kind of dad to pick up his kids #no matter what the time is or where the kid is #theyre doing something they shouldnt be and they want to go home? steves starting the car #hes just dropped them at a sleepover and theyve changed their mind? hes turning around #its 3am and theyre at an event 2 towns over and need a lift? hes grabbing his car keys #steddie #steddie headcanon

[arsenicflame]

ive had to step away from all the analysis of the finale because thinking about it for too long it fills me with such a [rage? bitterness? frustration? all of the above?] the likes of which ive genuinely never felt for a show before

ive cared about media before. ive been disappointed by media before, but i think the difference is i haven't put my faith in media like i did ofmd- and the more time passes the more i feel fucking stupid for putting that faith in the show in the first place, when so many of the things coming to light now were already there

i cant think about it too long else it makes me so fucking sad, and im tired of analysing it to bits because its not going to change anything, theres no way to fix any of this, no way to find a spark of light in it, no way to come back, to resurrect the show i fucking loved.

im sure everything everyone is saying is well thought out and nuanced things but for the sake of my own enjoyment of this fucking show i have to just not engage with it anymore.

#the last post was the exception to this and its only bc that segment of the interview was directly on my feed #like im sorry if you followed me for my serious takes and now youre getting silly goofy dude #but not taking this media too seriously is the only way im coping rn #ikyk ive talked your ears off about my relationship with fucking show and the fandom in the past month but. but #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd critical #like. the serangela break up Sucks and i could yell about it forever #but in the end i dont think i really went in having faith that marvel wouldnt fuck it up #and thats the difference here for me #the faith i did put in. and the way i see how that i shouldnt have #ill still complain. but i dont have the energy to read them or try and write them in a way thats in any way fact checked or nuanced i just #i need to complain but i need to keep my love for this fucking show i. need to #again. ikyk. so. silly hours. ignoring s2 hours. making up that fictional man hours. i gotta #also please enjoy nyx tries to label an emotion and fails

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i am a strong believer in not being rude to young kids on the internet, especially in like kid-friendly media spaces, but sometimes i cant help but wish young kids would stay off of the internet and out of fandom spaces.. like sure, ten year olds are allowed to like saiki k but theyre also the ones that ruin all the comment sections on tiktok or youtube lol..

any time someone mentions a ship, there r hundreds of those "WHAT!! 💔💔 no... saiki x coffee jelly is better!! 😿 if you need to ship, ship saiki x the normal guy! but i ship them in a platonic ship because its better!" "poor saiki.." "saiki doesnt have a crush on satou he just thinks hes interesting, stop shipping them!! 😾" "saiki HATES TERUHASHI !!! HES IN LOVE WITH THE GYARU GIRL!!" comments, and on ANY saiki k video in general there are like "saiki would never be nice to them like that! he hated them!" "this is the most canon saiki k video ever, its so accurate how you made saiki hate all his friends and tell them to shut the fuck up every time they talked!"

i think the youtube comments are all kids (9-13 probably) and the tiktok ones are more teenagers (14-17 i would say).. its annoying either way lol..

#sometimes i like watching those silly gacha saiki k videos #some of them are genuinely just fun and cute and i dont like when people make fun of them just bcuz kids are making them #but some of them are these little 10-14 year olds just dogging on teruhashi for no reason #like these little kids dont have the reading comprehension yet to understand the nuance of teruhashi #and thats fine but they just attack people who tell them their takes are misogynistic #these little kids are learning to hate women at such a young age and it sucks #because the masses (other kids) will agree with them so they think theyre right #plus they dont have the common sense to just be nice to other people instead of promoting their ships on other ship videos #probably because their parents didnt teach them to be kind just like they didnt teach them not to be dumb on the internet lol #i think we should not give kids unmonitored internet access at all tbh #like the solution to this is that until youre like 15 or 16 you shouldnt be able to look at/post whatever you want on the internet- #without someone helping you understand it properly #little kids having unmonitored internet access is so dangerous and can even be full on traumatic depending on what they see/do #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[anxiously-sidequesting]

This blog is my house so I can say basically whatever I want but I know I have some esteemed guests and friends who come over a lot and some lurkers who peer into the windows so all my wildest ass wizard shit stays in the locked basement where it belongs because it's common courtesy 💖

#everytime im tempted to post something that REAAAALLLYYY shouldnt see the light of day in the wizard fandom- #i snap out of it and beat them back with a stick and herd them back into the basement where they belong #the basement is my personal discord HSKALSHRIEHE #some of this shit will NEVER see the sun. even my malistaire post was dancing VEERRRRYYY close to that line #gm raven would lock up my darkest wizard thoughts like she locked up her ex husband's heart #EVEN THOUGH BASICALLY ALMOST THIS ENTIRE FANDOM ARE IN THEIR 20'S AND 30'S #this is actually funny because wizard101 in of itself is super fucking dark but tumblr posts? hmmmmnnnnn #in the meantime ill just work on my gay wizard ocs thats super fun #OH FUCKING WAIT THE SHADOW MAGIC POST I WAS TALKING ABOUT IM.... #im really just that. autistic i cannot focus on ONE SINGLE THING #anyways congratulations qnd my condolences if you read this far into the tags LMFAO #this isnt really a serious post this is just A Thought that needed to be let out of the house like a dog who needs to pee #as you can tell by my tag ramblings. im in Mental Mode where i have to talk about everything and nothing for 4 days #wizard101 #wiz101 #w101 #text posts #next time this happens imma make a new tag for my rambling vs. regular text pists to spare yall LMFAO

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

i deeply apologize; i recently reblogged a pro-israel post without reading it through properly. this post was at the top of my blog for quite a while until @protodot notified me. I'm so sorry for my own lack of reading comprehension.

#my posts #free palestine #if you want me to be specific #i read the bit about 'it sucks when artists i cared about turn out to think i shouldnt exist' #and that bit stuck with me #and blinded me to the first part of the post

[pholiabanna]

Cant wait for filming to finally begin so this tag goes back to talking about actual season 5 content/theories/analysis instead of the gay/bi mike thing for the 28282662 time

#byler #This is also one of the reasons why I'm taking a break #Sure it's important to analyze a character and everyone is in their right to post whatever they want #And obviously homophobic and biphobic arguments must be called out #But does this really have to happen every single day #It's getting boring #Can't wait for everyone to be distracted with new content again #And also #If you want to post you opinion on his sexuality do it #And if you're reading someone else's opinion you disagree with just debate nicely without being rude #It shouldnt be that hard #But please let's not turn this into twitter 2.0

[qsmp-where-it-shouldnt-be]

Imposter Natalie is the sister of mod Void! She got into the QSMP more recently, and has made small plushie eggs for Ramon, Chayanne, Bobby, and Richarlyson.

Natalie is a birb fanatic, and when drawn will be drawn as a bird person. She had a bird named Ari, named after Jaiden's bird.

She will be making the occasional edit, anything she's found fun! She will be signing her posts with Mod Nat🐦, and her main is @tinyborbyboi

Please show her some love in the notes and asks! Super excited!!!

#qsmp #qsmp where it shouldnt be #mod post #<333 thank you all for the excitement and support! #She really loves reading all of your notes and comments and it makes my day

[elftwink]

it boggles my mind that I still see reminder type posts about not consuming Harry Potter content, not because I expected everyone to agree to stop engaging but because I did sort of expect that the people engaging with hp in 2024 would at least have the decency to not grovel on the internet for random transgender bloggers to validate that they're still a good person and not transphobic for liking hp still. like these posts are not redundant they are FILLED with defensive responses and excuses for why actually its fine and its like not only can you not stop engaging with Harry Potter but you also want to be able to post about doing so non-stop and you never ever want to even see a transgender person point out that JKR is actively funding and directly influencing transphobic organizations and legislation. to the point that when someone does you are incapable of simply scrolling by because you need so badly to be reassured that this internet rando doesn't think you specifically are a bad person for doing the thing they said is bad. unreal main character syndrome. if you have committed to being an hp fan fine i am not a cop or your mom and I cannot make you do anything at all. but I am not, nor is any other trans person, going to give you 'permission' or absolve you of your own guilt for doing so. that is your problem to reconcile yourself and is not the job of random trans people. like jesus christ enough already

#good idea generator #this isnt exclusive to hp fans this is a pretty pervasive issue on this site #where someone will be like well i think x action is bad and harmful #and 10000 people will come out of the woodwork to be like well i do x action am i bad 🥺 am i a bad person 🥺 #oh i have to do x action because of [extenuating circumstance obviously not intended by the op] you think im bad you think i should die??? #like. ok you know when any big social movement is getting traction #you suddenly see 100 posts about how actually its okay to not do anything or say anything tumblr is escapism!!! #even though for the VAST majority of users. they are not expected to say or do anything by the ppl who follow them on tumblr #so really the purpose those posts serve is to justify legitmize and spread around the idea that you can do literally nothing ever #and still be a 'good person'. it is to assuage your own guilt #and it serves ZERO purpose other than to detract from ongoing conversations #bc if you were really serious about supporting something but being unable to help in xyz ways for various reasons #you would shut the fuck up!!!! and not post about not being able to do anything!!! #the same way that you shouldnt say that you cant donate to a fundraiser when you share it even if its true and reasonable #bc it makes other people who read that less likely to donate themselves even if they DO have the means #these tags are getting incoherent but hopefully my point gets across idk #i just feel in general we should stop begging internet strangers for absolution. youre not going to get it from there.

[friendofcars]

the length of this post im drafting...... it's the td3 pov data :)

#rchl #the figures are done! the methods write up is done! i just need to write the results (will take a while) and make image ids in alt text #(which shouldnt take that much time but there is SO much visual info that i am having a hard time summarizing effectively) #note to self: design slides better next time #so: i am going to link my spreadsheet in the post so if anyone needs or wants to read the data just in number form that will be available #if you have graphpad prism i will even send you the pzfx file lol

[k8felge]

nothing hurts more than seeing ur fave character depicted in an official au story or elseworld where details ab them r different but it explores the character in a new way -- its good in a vacuum, but u know it isn't the Definitive Version of that character. Just a new exploration (cool!). but because the adaptation brought in so many new fans and/or was a huge success it ends up being treated like its the Definitive Version and all discussions of prev versions are overshadowed bc of it... even worse when studios / execs see the success and try to pivot to this New Version only and never try to explore new routes for the character ever again (can you tell this is about comics yet)

#like its not as bad as it was but when the batman (2022) came out... #like this is not hating on ppl who are fans of these depictions at all. if u like the riddler in the batman (2022) ur fine #i like the riddler but eh i dont think that version should be the new riddler. my two cents #but dc isnt marvel so i wasnt worried ab them changing the comics riddler to him moving forward #now MARVEL on the other hand... #i dont rly go there tho so take everything with a huge huge huge pile of salt. but sigh #anyways. this post is NOT about shaming ppl who are fans of these new versions #you can be a fan of any of these new versions. idc. #this post is about STUDIOS and EXECS changing the character completely to capitalize on the new versions success #this is just mostly ab mcu i guess i dont know #i want more explorations of characters gimme moreeee there shouldnt be one defined version #i guess my talking points r confusing. i hope this is coherent and comes across well #ALSO SOME RETCONS / NEW VERSIONS R GOOD SOMETIMES!!! it just depends i guess :p #i hope this post didnt come off as malicious to fans of these versions. #HOWEVER. new fans u gotta try to read some of the other stuff too! maybe u will find another version u like TOO! #u can have two cakes... and eat them... lets hold hands and appreciate diff versions of our faves 2gether #a good example of a retcon being good is arcane i guess... not comics but just the designs r so much better #but i wouldnt say everything ab arcane SHOULD be the new runeterra canon... #it works bc its only focused on zaun and piltover characters. to fit it in with everything else is... hard #BUT THATS OK 👍

[homosexula]

wild how almost everyone who isnt transfem, whether they are actively transphobic or are doing their best to support trans women, are still obsessed w their penises and with the definition of a trans woman being "woman with a penis." many trans women do have penises yes, and a penis is in fact a completely neutral body part despite the way our culture simultaneously worships and vilifies them (depending on who has it, among other things). but also not all trans women have one, and that should not be the definition of them, and MOST OF ALL you dont need to bring it up EVERY SINGLE TIME the topic of trans women and their safety comes up.

#im not transfem either for the record so like i have no horse in this race i just love and respect trans women. personally. #and in case this needs saying (it shouldnt but this is the zero reading comprehension site): #this post is NOT about like. positivity posts for by and about trans women and their bodies #this post is about how even when you see posts talking about feminism and supporting trans women #there will still always be a part about their penises!! #baz.txt

[tatatatatara]

Call me delusional (I am) but Houji is definitely sympathized, or at least pitied Tatara.

He acknowledged that Tatara, a cold-blooded ghoul even to his own kind, had feelings. Love, even.

While Tatara was burning Houji's subordinates into BBQ, he was just standing there thinking about "yeah he hates me for killing his brother".

Also based on the others' reaction and their lack of flameproofing, I think it's safe to say that Houji did not warn them anything about Tatara's possible abilities.

We can see he was keeping silent during the meeting. Like dude say something hello?

He did not tell his subordinates about Tatara's weakness, or strategy against him at all. He went to face him all alone, almost without support (aside from Akira throwing him Chi She).

He didn't say anything to his very confused subordinates, which is kinda weird considering he was a combattant investigators and he had been leading teams before.

Yet he talked to Tatara lol. He gave his enemy an advice/condescending remark during a battle but he didn't tell his subordinate what to do.

For me, again delusional, this is like he was trying to settle things one-on-one with Tatara, without any outside interference. Like Hachikawa also tried to kill Irimi by himself. But it's understandable since Hachikawa has beef with her, while Houji knew for sure that Tatara would do everything in his ability to kill him and still charged at him all alone. Idk that's a bit... suicidal for me? He could have gone for smarter moves I'm sure. But he chose this way because he wanted to kill Tatara by his own hand. Or being killed by Tatara. Either way, it served his purpose, that I believe it is saving Tatara from his own flames of hatred.

Even Tatara wanted this hatred thing to end. The chapter's named is "Relief" in the official translation, and I think Tatara's feelins fit this name the most. He was too tired from all of his emotions and responsibilities. (Also love how he freely admitted it to Houji)

Then we have these two panels. It's like Houji didn't care about Tatara's position in Aogiri Tree at all. To him, Tatara is still a member of Chi She Lian, an old target that he failed to eradicate and now he must take responsibility from it. Combining with the second panels below, I think it's clear that Houji was expressing some kind of pity for him. Like he felt bad for Tatara for being the last survivor and being consumed by vengeance. It's like, idk, a hunter feeling bad for unable to give his prey a quick death, so they must suffer a long, intense pain. I believe he felt that this state of Tatara was his fault, and he wanted to end this for him.

I have proof that he was feeling guilty alright. In root A, when Tatara asked Houji to return Fei and Yan, Houji apologized to him. I think Houji is the only investigator in the series who did this? Comparing to the action of his ex-partner Mado Kureo, this is really something.

Of course, I'm not saying that Houji wanted to spare Tatara or else. I think Houji is the kind who put his duty above everything, and believes that sometimes death is a better option (remember Takizawa?).

Sorry for being at expressing, I just want to explain that Houji definitely pitied Tatara for being the last survivor of his clan, and he took it his responsibility to release Tatara from his own vengefulness. His efforts to kill Tatara were not exactly from hatred, but Houji believed that it was an act of kindness, to set him free, like how he tried to kill Takizawa.

#a long post about houtata that no one would read again #(you shouldnt. it makes no sense) #anyway i have this weird disease that if i dont talk about houtata at least once per day i die

[birbycakes]

people are so fucking mean lol... getting on someone's ass for "fear mongering" because... they told you that you should eat and drink some water when you take medicine and to not mix it with alcohol. something something reading comprehension

#literally nowhere in that initial post said you shouldnt take the meds period just make sure you take them correctly #ACTUALLY READ BEFORE YOU BITCH AT PEOPLE. GOD

[hellhoundlair]

so mad abt the ethel cain shit rn

#i was reading the tags I KNOW i shouldnt have read the tags it was a mistake there is so much vile fucking hatred and behaviour there #people posting about how she lied about getting doxxed (she didnt) while simultaneously saying they way they checked if it was true was by #checking a website specifically used to host files that dox people. like why do u know about that website. why r u checking it #and the post on that website that IS there is thescariest fucking shit. by the wording it was obviously written by a radfem so #idk why radfems are claiming shes framing radfems for the dox when its very fucking obvious. and it has everything man #her deadnames her address her parents names their address her GRANPARENTS names their address. can you fucking IMAGINE. #how fuckinf terrifying that is? to be openly trans and for so many people to fucking HATE you for that and ur HOME being posted online #and if u want to go live at ur siblings house for a while ur not gonna be safe their either bc guess what! they have their address too #absolutely fucking vile. i dont know how anyone can believe this is activism or justified or remotely okay. ur fucking scum #im so fucking mad. so many trans people are being fucking murdered and you do that. im so fucking mad.