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ZIMPAI STORY PART 6: A CONFESSION OF OBSESSION 🥺👉👈
(YALL THIS IS GONNA BE THE LAST PART FJDJFDJ CUZ I HAVE TO END THIS WEIRD STORY BEFORE I BURN ANYONE ELSES BRAINCELLS AGAIN)
(AND THIS IS GONNA BE MY THING FOR ZIMDAY/IZDAY LOL)
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“LIEEESSS!” The alien desperately screeched out loud on the top of his lungs (or whatever aliens had). Dib raised an eyebrow in confusion, distracting him from the overwhelming sadness he was trying to hide. “I…uhhh- didn’t say anything…?”
Zimpai blinked and tried to regain his composure. He slowly took a step back and tried to escape.
Dib-chan tilted his head, and his hair bone scythe hair cowlick thingy turned into a light bulb as a thought struck him. “C-could it be…”
Just as the big headed boy opened his mouth to let out his undeniably kawaii anime voice, Zim-kun began to run and covered his nonexistent ears.
“Z-Zimpai has…a…a…”
Dib-Chan’s delicate pretty voice suddenly became deep and sounded like he was a macho and buff man.
“CRUSHY WUSHY LUSHY USHY BLUSHY CRUSHY ON MEEEE!11!1!1!1!11”
The yell was so loud and ear piercing that the whole ground collapsed while everything around Dib got pushed away by 999999999 kilometers.
This was so powerful that even Gaz became flabberGAZted by this and was more concerned than ever. “TAK- WHY THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU MAKE THE ANIME BEAM DO THIS???”
Tak, despite her messy hair and being literally yeeted away by an incredibly long distance from a pathetic lover boy, was still smiling smugly and just shrugged. “I had the most tragic villain story from the most stupid defective Irken of destruction demolishing a vending machine. His stupid lover obviously has to be as insane as he is.”
Back with our main character idiots here, Dibby boi realised what he has done and sobbed, “Z-Zimpai my pookie…! I didn’t mean to hurt you like thisss…!!” (he obviously did lolll)
From 999 something kilometers whatever that number I typed earlier (oh wait I can copy and paste but oh well) away, the green space cockroach creechur growled, “GRGRGRRR YOUUU…!! YOUUUU!! WHEN YOU YOUUU!11!1!1 YOUUU MADE ME MAAADDD GRGRGRGRHDIEJDEKJ” (bro this space boi couldn’t hear dib a shmillion times even when he was 1 inch away from him but now he can-)
(wAIT I SHOULD MAKE LESS BRACKETED TEXTS SORRY-)
Instead of apologizing again, Dib got mad at Zim too because it would be too out of character if the boys didn’t fight each other here as it was still an ENEMIES to lovers arc after all.
Deeb Doob Dob Dib’s voice became all buff again as he himself became buff too, electricity surging all around him. He then ascended from the ground, T-posing and let the mysterious anime power carry him towards the alien.
The alien boi zimmediately tried to become as buff as Dibby boi did by casually grabbing a machine that was 69 420 times his size in his PAK and blasted himself with it, causing his scrawny-looking green arms to develop more and more muscles and become as buff as Dib was.
The boys just stared each other down, eyes glowing while T-posing in front of each other.
Dib-chan then broke the silence that lasted for 10 hours by saying in a small and cute voice while still in that buff state
“…Z-zim-kun I… I… l-love y-you…”
Zim then reverted back to his cutesy smol chibi shape and responded with a little “B-baka!!” even when Dib didn’t finish the sentence.
Surprised by that, the big headed boy also reverted back into his original pathetic form and giggled, “I love you….your mom!” He laughed even more and smirked. Zim was taken aback and felt his heart— whatever aliens had shatter into smithereens. Was this really how Dib felt…? Was it all just a silly little game…?
Before Zim could take get out his PAK legs to absolutely destroy and obliterate the human, Dib laughed once more and threw that one love letter to Zim, smacking his face and not the back of his bald head this time.
“Nahhh! Just kidding, and uh- happy birthday, I guess…” Dib looked away quickly as the butterflies returned in his stomach. Dang it— he forgot how cute his crush looked despite how stupid he was…
“Ehhh- birthday?? Invaders don’t NEED pathetic Urth birthdays!”
“Yeah, yeah— but today is still special, y’know? It’s the day you set your little alien foot on this planet!”
Zim tried not to smile at his beloved nemesis remembering AND writing some letter to him for this day. But then…
“WAIT! How did you know it’s today?? We met at the disgusting skool one or two days after I landed on this filthy planet!!”
Dib smiled and responded, “I’m a paranormal investigator! Of COURSE I know the exact day an alien comes here!”
“You were a creepy stalker from the start, Dib-thing… even before becoming those… yhaaan-deers…”
“You’re creepy too, y’know!! And you were so weird too! In fact- everything was so weird earlier… nothing new, I guess!” Dib chuckled.
Zim coughed and shifted his eyes away from Dib, yet getting closer beside him. “…Yeah. Very…strange…”
Dib-ch- I mean DIB noticed this and leaned closer and closer to Zim and….
HELD HIS HANDDDD!1?1!?!1?11!1! SO SCANDALOUS!! THE END-
(Just kidding :3)
…he affectionately smooched the bug boy’s cheek! This gesture was so sweet that even the usually cold Gaz let out an “awww!” along with every other bystander around them!
The gay boys finally completed their enemies to lovers arc….
…until the cartoon resets again and everyone forgot what happened !
The end uwu
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KFKDFKDKDKD HELP ITS ACTUALLY OVER AHHFJDJDDJD
THIS STORY HAS BEEN… SOMETHING! LOLL IF U ACTUALLY READ THIS, OR EVEN READ ALL THE WAY FROM THE START- I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR ALL UR SUPPORT AND STILL STICKING BY DESPITE THE SLOW UPDATES AND THE LOW QUALITY WRITING AND PHONE DOODLES!
Honestly, I’m gonna miss this story, so maybe I’m still gonna make things for it in the future like doodle comics or more writings but after the reset! Anyway… again thanks so much for reading this if u did and have the bestest day or night! Don’t let the buff boys haunt you XD
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ITS ZIMDAY!!
HAPPY ZIM DAY U GUYS!!!
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the funny thing about zimday is it's really a group celebration, but the only response I can imagine Zim having to other characters trying to edge in on HIS fanart is gratuitous violence
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Zimbabwe Could End Corruption With This Cryptocurrency Initiative
Cryptocurrency has long been trumpeted and used as a tool to escape the hardships of abusive, inflationary financial regimes. Step forward an audacious plan to economically jailbreak the entire population of Zimbabwe with Dai.
A Nation Dai-ing On Its Feet
Bitcoin use has soared in Zimbabwe over the past year, as the government has applied increasingly oppressive legislation on citizens in an attempt to prop up the failing economic system. A ban on foreign currency transactions sent LocalBitcoins use soaring, resulting in large premiums on BTC price in the region.
US Dollars are still transacted on the black market but this leaves a heavy reliance on cash, as digital payment methods are not accessible. For digital payments, citizens were using local mobile phone-based cash-in cash-out services. These were also banned in October, but reinstated after a public outcry.
But still, any payments in local currency are affected by increasing inflation, and the volatility of bitcoin makes it a less than ideal alternative.
A Good Day To DAI Hard
Team Toast, developer of the decentralised and oppression resilient fiat-to-crypto gateway, DAIHard, has put forward a plan for the entire nation. A ‘Blueprint for an Economic Jailbreak’ if you would, which they have published as The ZimDai Whitepaper.
Utilising the Dai stablecoin, DAIHard and Bis as its major tools, it attempts to overcome challenges such as user education and ease of use, state opposition, patchy and government-controlled internet connectivity, and funding issues.
The core of the plans revolves around recruiting a network of ZimDai agents. These agents could initially be anybody who can use cryptocurrency/Dai services with confidence, and use this to offer bank-like services to others.
Services would include inter-city transfers, international Dai to cash-in-hand for remittances from abroad, access to South African bank accounts, or simply education on how to set up and use the Dai stable cryptocurrency. Agents would charge a small commission for these services, but user would still be avoiding the huge fees charged by banks and other financial institutions.
Cryptocurrency For the Good of Others
The project is currently looking at a potential token sale to raise funds from the cryptocurrency community in order to put the plan into action and start recruiting agents.
Clearly, there is still much work to do. But at Christmas, it is nice to see a project using cryptocurrency for the good of others, rather than a desire for profit. After all, wasn’t that a big part of the whole idea in the first place?
The post Zimbabwe Could End Corruption With This Cryptocurrency Initiative appeared first on Bitcoinist.com.
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The people of Zimbabwe are trapped in an abusive, inflationary financial system. Crypto can now directly address this. We submit the ZimDai Paper: A Blueprint for an Economic Jailbreak. It’s time for crypto to make an impact on the global stage.
Today the people of Zimbabwe face extreme inflation, financial uncertainty, and constricting banking limits such as daily withdrawal limits of ~$3/day. I don’t think I need to explain the evils of runaway inflation here. Zimbabwe suffers.
The global community has been unable to address this kind of problem, whether in Zimbabwe, Venezuela, or Argentina: grassroots or political pressure alone just does not work against such entrenched interests.
But crypto has long dreamed to be able to provide economic haven in these situations. We believe that today we finally have the tools to make this dream a reality.
Via Dai, crypto can provide a stable economic platform to the people of Zimbabwe, something more important to Zimbabwe’s growth than anything Greenpeace or the UN could offer. This is a historic opportunity for massive positive impact that only crypto can provide.
This dream has been close to the heart of the crypto faithful for years, so we expect this to garner a lot of skepticism. We only ask that you channel this skepticism into specific constructive criticism, based on the content of the paper.
Links to discussion channels are included in the paper. Please read and circulate as widely as possible, so we can put all of our weight behind a plan we agree on and finally put an end to this nonsense.
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ZimDay
I think over the past few years, its evident in our country (South Africa) that corruption and everything that goes along with it, has become part of our homes. The stench of our politicians and their doings has brought our country to shame and shed light, not on what they are doing, but on what type of people we are. We are a country that has accepted corrupt leaders. We are a country that has accepted crime. We are a country that mourn the rape and murder of young children, every day. Yet, we chose to do nothing. Yet we chose to keep quiet. We live in a country where everything is blamed on the past, the Apartheid Government. We blame them for the fact that we are being “raped” by the ANC and their leaders. We blame them for the unemployment rate. We blame them for poverty. We blame them for the high food prices. We blame them for petrol and data cost being so high. Yet, it is not them that sold our country to the Guptas, and lets face it, we do not need a court to prove that Zuma is being controlled by the Guptas and in return the country is being controlled by the Guptas. Yet it is not them that spent over 200 Million Rand of tax payers money to upgrade his house, once again, no court needed to prove this. Yet, ministers of finance is changed almost as much as Zuma changes underwear.
What do we need to do then....
Its simple really. Vote people into power that will make a difference in YOUR life. Your children’s lives. Your parents, family and friend’s lives. Vote someone in power that cares about the country more than they care about their pocket. Vote someone in power that has made mistakes in their lives, and that has learnt from those mistakes and has been become wiser by those mistakes. Vote someone into power that is ready to roll up sleaves and work. Someone that will come to your home and have a glass of cold water with you.
Stop being racist. Stop thinking that everything people do and say are aimed at a specific race. Yes you find the stupid assholes that are racist, but they are in the monority, so Fok them. I am talking about you and me, the sort of wise ones. The ones that can see through all the bullshit. We are all human beings and yes i know you have this a thousand times that if i cut you and you cut me that our blood is both red...but maybe we need to hear it again, over and over and over again, because it makes sense.
South Africa, we need to stand together. We need to take these corrupt, butternut head, skelm, raping mother fuckers (and their a few them in every political party in this country) and throw them out of the country. Send them with Zuma to Dubai.
We need to take back our country.
All in all....we are very close to a Zimbabwe Day. We are gonna get there. Where you and i have to go to the shop with a tog bag full of notes to buy a bread.
Wake up people....our ZIMDAY is here.
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Psycho Zim by XmelaX13 [Deactivated dA account]
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