#a lil pal came in with the houseplants!
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WRONG ANSWERS ONLY TAG
What it says on the tin. Made for the creative writer in mind, but anyone could play. Truth welcomed, but keep in mind the sole rule of the game is absurdity. Answer unwisely.
1 - What’s your problem?
It all started in the summer of 1990, on a spicy August Wednesday morning. 97's ice skating accident was when my problem truly manifested. I wasn't physically harmed, but was visually assaulted. Threw an all bean chili onto one of the performers outfits because it was god damn ugly. This deep-seated hateration exacerbated with the invention of the Croc in 2002.
2 - Define Fanfiction to an adult who hasn’t heard of it before.
It's not smashing a pair of barbies' non-genitals together, but it's not-not smashing a pair of barbies' non-genitals together. People write it mostly to see their favorites rest in ways they desperately want to (i.e. sleeping whilst cuddled up in someones arms, sleeping soundly next to someone who is safe, sleeping after highly aerobic sex, sleeping next to someone who is the opposite of you heat/cold wise, sleeping with no work the next day, sleeping for a week in way that seems like you're not okay but you are just mind your damn business).
3 - What is the next epoch for the human race?
Floating stuff. Not enough hovering things yet. I want to live over the ocean and yet.
4 - There’s a big ass lake to cross and there are three boats. Two of them can fit three people. One of them could fit two. There are nine people. How do you get everyone across?
Tie the last person to one of them and have them float on their back on the water very, very still until you've all floated across.
5 - How was cheese discovered?
Some ancient hindu dude was eating, and got a lil bit of the lemon they were squeezing onto their roti and gravy into their cup of milk. they were like 'damn, bro, that was my milk' but also like, went to go get more milk. but check this out, they forgot it. and when they came back like days later. that shit was all separated. and because they didn't like waste, they spread a little bit it on their lunch. turns out that shit was fire.
6 - What makes a good film or television show?
Laugh tracks when there are no intentionally funny scenes.
7 - Tell us what hill(s) you would/will you die on.
That bus was right to hit Regina George, but it could have done it in a more tactful way. Also that fucking door had room for Jack too.
8 - What does the person who tagged you do for leisure?
Yodeling competitions during the weekends, and on most nights I write black out poetry using @lt right wing news websites.
9 - Who was tumblr created for?
The strong, the brave and the neurodivergent. People who wear their wednesday chonies on thursday.
10 - What happens after we die?
Hell and heaven aren't single places. Goodness and evil have always existed on a spectrum and so does the place they plop you in once you've shimmied out of your meat suit. They, of course, are a committee of drag queens who rate your outfits, runway walk, and attitude through your living years and place you in a environment you deserve.
11 - How many continents are there and what are their names?
Seven continents named: California, North California, Ice California, South-East California, California to the Left, California Down Under, and California: Reloaded.
12 -Who was your favorite side character from Martin Scorsese’s 1973 cult classic, Gonchorov?
Sebastian Butterbee - The cafe attendant everyone important told their woes to throughout the film. Turned out that he'd been selling their secrets in exchange for really neat exotic houseplants.
13 - What’s the real way to spell Ashley?
Yeah, everyone gets this wrong. It's Azhli.
14 - What do pets do when their human pals aren’t home?
They cosplay and host dungeons and dragons night for their pals on the block of course.
15 - Tell us how to survive a tornado.
First step is take one for the gram. Second step is drive the fuck out of tornado country. Warn no one because Darwin.
16 - How did you and your closest friends meet?
The heist. I was a socialite and budding actress who had a lot of time and money. They wanted some sort of necklace that I couldn't have cared less about but hired me to wear it to the met gala to aide them in their quest. It was neat.
17 - Describe the perfect date.
August 1st through 31st.
18 - What are some common mistake(s)/misconception(s) people make/have about you?
People assume I'm not listening to them on facetime because I am often looking at myself. But I AM listening. It's called multitasking, beb.
19 - Tell us a secret you’re suppose to keep to your grave.
My friend once told me that they truly didn't believe Ohio was a real place.
20 - How tall are you?
14 beer cans or roughly 4.5 of p@nera breads new green goddess caprese melt (/not spon lmao)
21 - Define: swap meet.
It's that thing people do after connecting on dating apps.
22 - What’s at the ocean floor?
Dead billionaires apparently
23 - Beyoncé once (answer) an entire (answer) during (answer), then went on like it was nothing.
ate - crawdad boil - the super bowl half-time show
24 - What do you consider red flags?
People who have an aversion to potato dishes (i won't TAG ANYONE BUT COUGH), crocs, and those who cannot merge onto the highway.
25 - If the person who tagged you were to get famous, what would they be known for?
Arson - but the first one was an accident and the second was because nobody complimented my hair in 24 hours.
high pressure tags - @normyreedus @greenlikethesea @leatafandom @katiedora @sparklyslug @dallae @tolkientrash @onirislanding @happylilthought @stevethehairington @quarble @quiriusblack @steddielations @melonberri @graveyardlilies @loudsnapdragon @spikeymarshmallows @steviebats
and **anyone** who comes across this who thinks this is silly and neat. please tag me because I'd love to hear how equally unhinged you are. :)
#idk just wanted to make my own tag game#i made this at like 2 something in the morning because why?????#tag game#meme#gonchorov#fandom#tag im it#holy crap this is longer than i thought#feel free to ignore this BUT why
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Apr 1: wimdy crepe murder
yesterday wasn't too involved, though i did do a rough drainage test on the soil. at least at the very front, it's a lot better than i would expect with the heavy clay we have. maybe the rocks help?
today it was supposed to be dangerously windy, so we set off to pick up our native plant order from herring run nursery in baltimore fairly early. we also covered our baby plants. hang in there lil dudes.
herring run is super cool! it's a native plant nursery run by blue water baltimore, which is an org promoting clean water in the bay. it's small but gets tons of cool plants in and i wish id known about it sooner - there's a few things i ordered online that wouldve been nice to get there.
super excited to have our serviceberry tree! also picked up some low growing sumac, a funky stonecrop, little bluestem, virginia bluebells and pink muhly grass. some are dormant but im excited to see them grow! we also got a rain barrel, which will hopefully save me from having to buy water refills for my fussy baby tropical houseplants.
my flowering quince (seen here with the serviceberry) also came in early! it's so tall! which means we had to get to work removing the crepe myrtle roots. thankfully, there was about a single gust of wind until all the way after dark. a bit anticlimactic.
there's like half a stump still in the ground, and the top part is rotted but there's still live roots. im hoping clearing this main section will take care of most of the issue, though realistically, we'll still be getting suckers popping up for a while. the only way to stop them for sure would be to dig up literally half our yard, and while we'd be rich in rocks i think we might also die.
we at least got everything at the surface level out! tomorrow we tackle the big boy and plant our new pals that we didn't want to immediately snap in the wind.
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