Akira Schmid: Why are Nico and Jack sitting with their backs to each other?
Jesper Bratt: They had a fight.
Akira: Then why are they holding hands?
Bratt: They get sad when they fight.
sobbing. i love this team so much. nj devils have beaten the ny rangers in a well deserved battle and will now face the carolina hurricanes on wednesday night at 7pm :)
Timo Meier: Hey Siegs!
Jonas Siegenthaler: [punches Timo in the stomach]
Timo, reeling: What the fuck?
Siegs: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful!
Timo: What the fuck are you talking about?
Siegs: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Akira Schmid, already halfway out of the room: See ya!
Timo: I'm not pregnant!
Siegs: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Timo: I was never pregnant, Siegs!
Siegs: ...Are you sure?
Timo: Yes, I'm fucking sure!
Nico Hischier, walking in: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Siegs: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and -
Nico: [punches Timo in the stomach]
Timo: AW, MOTHERFUCKER!
@/swisscgny: "The four Swiss athletes of the New Jersey Devils are being acknowledged for their impressive contribution to the @NHL and the New Jersey Devils’ successful season."