#alfremy ?

[official-megumin]

I think Alfremi is one of the funniest characters I have ever made because his entire storyline starts because he forgot to wear proper PPE.

still in Kenshi right?

[writerofshit]

I’m on an Alfremy kick lately and I’ve been imagining them, like, taking a crime vacation together. They wanna see the sights but also like, they know they’re gonna get up to shit, y’know? So they go around the west coast or smthn getting into fight rings (Jeremy) and accuracy challenges (Alfredo) and coasting around on their winnings, sending pics back to the fakes like “in SF rn, Alfredo shot a bullseye from the top of the Golden Gate Bridge at 2K yards” or such wildness -ilookbetterinslowmo

Oh my god, I adore the idea of crime vacations. I don't know why they give me the warm fuzzies, but they always do. Something so sweet about crimebois in love, taking boat tours, taking little couple photos at landmarks, getting messages, and also supporting one another while they Commit Crimes. Its very wholesome.

I imagine there's a lot of instances like the diner scene from Pulp Fiction. Just a lovely brunch followed by a causal robbery. You know, as you do.

Plus like... Their names follow them everywhere, at least if you know where to look. Jeremy's got a thousand and one stories that circulate about him, how many guys he took on, how many bones he's broken on somebody's jaw, who in particular he's fought. All of those rumors don't begin to scratch the surface of the reputation Alfredo has built. Nobody's ever seen a shooter like him. Never have, probably never will again.

At the end of the day though, its about doing this shit together. Good luck kisses before stepping up to a bet. Gentle hugs or hand squeezes when its over and they're still trying to play it cool. Getting the most expensive suite at whatever hotel just because they can. Sending selfies to make the rest of the crew jealous, but also to cement the memories for themselves.

They're happy, and that's what matters.

#this is so sweet? #we love wholesome crimebois #i do apologize it took me so long to respond #the other convo about politics waged on #we reached an agreement and have now gone back to thinly veiled flirting #or at least i have 🤷 #anyhow i love everything about this #Alfremy is such a good ship #alfremy #ks talks #ilookbetterinslowmo

[writerofshit]

Jeremy/Alfredo for the ship meme, gotta get that rarepair content

send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

  who reaches out to new neighbors

They're both pretty good about interacting with neighbors, but Alfredo is the one to notice that someone new moved in. Plus he can be a paranoid motherfucker, so he's gotta check them out and make sure they're not like... serial killers or something.

("Alfredo you're literally the sniper for the most notorious gang in the country, and I've taken more hit jobs than the average person has jobs."

"Ok but that's work, that's different."

    who remembers to buy healthy food

They both make a conscious effort to eat healthy, try to eat at home, etc. It's mostly Jeremy though, because he's usually the one shopping for groceries.

    who remembers to buy junk food

Alfredo, because a treat now and then is good for you, actually, it's motivation-

"You bought three boxes of Ring Dings!"

"Listen you asked me to come shopping, not my fault if some things jumped in the cart."

    who fixes the oven when it breaks

They work together to accidentally break it even more before they call Michael to come help.

    who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)

Jeremy is the plants guy, because they tend to blend into the background for Alfredo.

Alfredo's got a whole system for the pet food though. It mostly involves keeping the dog from the cats because he'll eat all of their food if given the chance.

    who wakes up earlier

They usually get up at the same time, and often because of Trevor's incessant phone calls.

    who makes the bed

Alfredo. Once upon a time he didn't care, but Jeremy was the one to really introduce him to the wonderful feeling of climbing into a nicely made bed at the end of a long day. There's no going back now, even when Jeremy's not as worried about it anymore.

    who makes the coffee

Alfredo starts it. Jeremy is oddly hopeless when it comes to a coffee machine. He's either got way too many scoops of coffee, or not enough. He does make the individual cups though.

    who burns breakfast

Jeremy, although it doesn't happen often. He's a fairly good cook, even if his pancakes get a little over done sometimes.

Inserting this because I do what I want:

Their morning really boils down to routine, order of operations. They wake up to some crew notification, while Jeremy showers and gets dressed Alfredo makes the bed/starts the coffee/feeds the pets. They switch off, Alfredo goes to shower and get dressed while Jeremy makes breakfast, pours the coffee, tells Trevor they're totally on their way (they're not.)

    how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house

By yelling each other's names at the top of their lungs like idiots. They've gotten more than one noise complaint.

    how do they greet each other when one of them gets home

Also by yelling, but a little more subdued. It's no wonder they get new neighbors so often, actually.

    who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often

They both do pretty equally! Jeremy likes to bring home dumb souvenir type t-shirts as a 'i was thinking about you' type thing. Alfredo will bring back beanies to keep Jeremy's bald head warm.

    who picks the movie for movie night

They trade off! They don't really have a set night, so it's usually born out of "hey we should watch this tonight!"

    their favorite kind of movie to watch

Pretty much anything that's not horror or scary at all. There was one night they got about half an hour into the original It, and then Alfredo got too freaked out and they watched Disney movies the rest of the night.

    who first suggests a pillow fort

Alfredo, because "man I just want to be a kid again, forget about clowns and all that shit"

"Oh, like the kids in The Losers Club?"

"Jeremy why"

    who builds the pillow fort

Jeremy, as both an apology and because Alfredo refuses to turn his back on any dark shadows in the apartment.

"Fredo it's not even real, the closest we're gonna get to a murderous clown is Fiona in the Po costume."

"But what if we're wrong? I'm not taking chances dude."

    who tries to distract the other during the move

Alfredo, out of payback for making him watch even part of a scary movie. He makes numerous attempts to scare Jeremy, grabbing his shoulder or yelling suddenly. It backfires, because he somehow ends up scaring himself more.

Jeremy still throws popcorn at him to make him feel a little better about it.

    who falls asleep first

Jeremy, because by the time Fredo gives up on the jumpscare thing, he's fuckin exhausted. Turns out building a fort takes a lot of him. Plus like... He's had a few beers, he's nice and warm, and Alfredo is tucked into his side like he still needs protection from Hades on screen. He could not be more content and relaxed.

    who is big spoon/little spoon

Other than nights like these, when Alfredo is still picturing Tim Curry's face, they kind of alternate. One of them will roll over in bed, reaching out for the other. Just this little moment of 'hey we're here together, I love you, I want you close to me.'

#rarepair indeed! #this was honestly a lot of fun to do! #i often get sorta... stuck in certain pairings? #its refreshing to do something a little different #there are some i wont do out of... idk principle isnt the right word but just... pairings i dont ship romantically At All #this is not one im just rambling im sorry! #fredo and jeremy are actually adorable! #thank you for the req anon! #i hope you enjoy! #ragehappy #fahc #jeremy/alfredo #whats their ship name? #alfremy ? #jerefredo ? #idk man! #ks talks #anon #ask meme