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idontblushsrry · 3 years

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Got the Aux hcs||Jujutsu Kaisen

A/N: These hcs are prolly gonna vary from general artists/genres to general chaos towards the end :D also gonna do some for the kyoto school...eventually. Didn’t incl. Yuuta because he’s not here yet but tbh he prolly listens to MCR or smthng let’s be real. I apologize for Maki’s being so short, I know her fanbase is starving for content and I’m sorry I was unable to provide it this time.

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Plot Synopsis: Some dumb music taste headcanons for the tokyo school. ((I only included characters that have appeared in the anime like fully, onscreen w lines not just mentioned, and I also only did the main ppl from the Tokyo school so that’s why there’s no Yuta or Nanami.))

Itadori

First and foremost

The man is a barb (Nicki Minaj fans) and a hottie (Megan thee stallion fans)

No I don’t take criticism

Aside from that, Yuji listens to pop and some rap (mostly megan thee stallion)

His pop taste is also not limited by generation, he definitely listens to artists like Anri and Miki Matsubara

Other artists he listens to are probably; Rihanna, Post Malone(he just does, idk why), Doja Cat, Brittany Spears, Shakira, Kesha, Lizzo, Ariana Grande

Fushiguro

Fushiguro unironically listened to wake me up inside in middle school, again, I do not take criticism

He also listens to artists like Mother Mother

Fushiguro is kinda embarrassed of his music tastes though so he’ll lie about what he’s listening to

“Fushiguro what are you listening to?”

*cue panicked Fushiguro struggling to put his phone away* “N-Nothing why”

Also this man listens to Lady Gaga and probably some Panic at the Disco

But for sure panic at the disco

Also he makes playlist named after his friends and what not

Now one might say aww, how sweet

Which, yes it is, but also, Fushiguro refuses to let anyone know his true music tastes so adaptation is necessary for survival

If Fushiguro has the aux, it’s a good day, he knows everyone’s music tastes and probably already has a playlist tailored specifically to everyone’s taste, there’s never a single song that everyone hates

Kugisaki

She listens to Avril Lavigne and Kesha

Her and Yuuji have pretty similar music tastes (himbo/lesbian solidarity)

She also listens to songs like Jenny(by the studio killers) and Youth(Troye Sivan) and just stares at the ceiling pining

Her playlist reflects this

From pop to pining and then back again

Also she hasn’t stopped streaming Driver’s License(Olivia Rodrigo), her and Yuuji listen to it and every time she just falls out (when it first came out, she got so invested in the drama of it all)

Genres she listens to are rock ballads, pop, and any playlist with words including but not limited to ‘wlw’, ‘girls are pretty’, ‘how to not have a crush on Maki-senpai’

Artists she listens to incl. Kali Uchis (stumbled upon Dead To Me and hasn’t ben the same since), Queen, pop girlies like Brittany Spears, and Troye Sivan

Maki

Maki mainly listens to workout music or indie/chill beats

Like her playlists are lowkey dry

And she refuses to use spotify premium, even though Gojo’s paying fo it

I can also see her listening to an occasional orchestral/instrumental piece like Ushiwakamaru

Inumaki also kind of put her onto listening to video game soundtracks, she probably listens to the soundtracks of games like Persona tbh

She does allow herself the small pleasure of listening to Hozier from time to time

Inumaki

Inumaki is a menace

His music taste, while there are bangers, mainly consists of music found in memes/tiktoks/etc.

((He also listens to video game music, but more of the Mario Kart sort))

I’m thinking like Vengaboys, Aqua, etc.

He does listen to other artists like Junko Ohashi and Rina Sawayama on occasion, the majority of his music taste exists to make him laugh as he thinks of all the random jokes made to the songs

Whenever, Inumaki has the aux cord, everyone in the car just mentally prepares themselves

With Inumaki, they feel bad telling him to stop because he’s really sweet and nice, and, maybe he just doesn’t know

But he does know, he just doesn’t care

Panda

Panda listens to 80/90s rap

Tbh he’s got the best music taste out of everyone sorry not sorry

He mainly listened to whatever Yaga put on growing up so that’s why his taste is older than he is

Artists for Panda include Biggie, Pac, Outkast, etc.

Principal Yaga is black I just know Panda grew up listening to Ice Cube and the like while he was training I just knowwww

Panda’s playlist choices though usually aren’t too egregious

While Panda’s no Fushiguro in terms of adaptability, who’s really gonna be opposed to listening to bangers from the 90′s

Gojo

Gojo’s taste in music exists solely to torture Fushiguro

Now does he necessarily like any of these songs he plays? No

But does his desire to antagonize out rule his dislike? Yesyesyesyesyes

Gojo, unlike Inumaki, does not get the same sympathy

When Gojo syncs up his Bluetooth (bcus let’s be real that man does not have a car with a physical aux cord) everyone in the car just lets out the loudest groan

Just for that he’s gonna make 3 extra unnecessary turns

In actuality though, when he’s not bothering his students or Nanami, I imagine Gojo is a fan of 90′s rap as well as classical music

I think he also likes rock too, he discovered it back in his student days and it never really went away

He also definitely has a playlist called something like ‘my main character music’

General car shenanigans(imagine this as a class trip to some place that’s about 2 hours away)

Gojo and Inumaki team up to antagonize everyone

Like they will play 10 hour loops of caramelldansen with absolutely ZERO remorse

Fushiguro and Kugisaki slowly just go insane during the course of this

Although, Kugisaki will be a lot more vocal about it, cussing up a storm by the 4th loop.

This will then lead to Gojo and Inumaki being overthrown; Gojo being replaced with Ichiji at the wheel and Inumaki on thin fuckin ice

When the inevitable silence becomes too much to handle, Yuuji will tentatively offer to play his music

It’s all good, California Girls and Toxic instant hits

Yujji’s reign will end in one of two ways; 1) eventually, a Megan Thee Stallion song comes on a Gojo’s like “whoa kid, that’s not very family friendly” or 2)The sound of Kugisaki, Gojo, and Itadori singing poorly on purpose pushes Maki to take over out of frustration

Either way Maki takes over and they all kinda doze off because of how chill and soothing Maki’s music is

This ends when Ichiji gets a little too relaxed by the music and almost swerves, causing them to abruptly cut the music off

Panda just puts his paws up non-defensively like, “Don’t ask me, my music isn’t family-friendly either

At which point they all look to Fushiguro to save the day

And he does... until his phone battery dies

(Bonus) Sukuna

Sukuna probably tunes out all the miscellaneous stuff that Yuuji listens to

But one day he was minding his business till he heard Yuuji playing a Nicki Minaj song

Now, whenever Yuuji falls asleep, Sukuna will pop out every once in a while just to turn on Nicki.

#no i do not take criticism #i will also not be arguing this lmaoo #feel free to add on if u want just tag me so I can see it #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #itadori yuji headcanons #itadori yuuji headcanons #itadori headcanons #fushiguro headcanons #fushiguro megumi headcanons #kugisaki headcanons #maki headcanons #maki zenin headcanons #inumaki haedcanons #gojo satoru headcanons #gojo headcanons #idontblushsrry

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officialleotolstoy · 3 years

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Oh Dolokhov/Hélène Brainrot We’re Really In It Now, aka Dolokhov/Hélène playlist annotations!

I stole several songs from a playlist my friends have and I’m not gonna put those on this list, I won’t pretend I came up with those

The ship playlists (since they aren’t for canon couples) are very much based on my headcanons. We don’t get to see them interact literally ever so I’ve just extrapolated what I can. Several of these songs are at least alluding to sex, I don’t really think they actually slept together for various reasons I can enumerate if someone asks, but it’s more about the vibes of the song.

Casual Affair - Panic! At The Disco

It’s literally in the title. Bestie how much more explanation do you need? I don’t even like this song but it’s got the right energy

Those Nights - Bastille

“Aren’t we all just looking for a little bit of hope these days? Looking for somebody you can wake up with?”

Being drawn to each other because of mutual loneliness is a Thing in my interpretation of their relationship, and this hits the nail on the head.

But It’s Better If You Do - Panic! At The Disco

“Praying for love and paying in naïveté”

Again, mutual loneliness and desperation for anything resembling love. Also the “isn’t this exactly where you like me” bit fits because they won’t admit to liking each other outside of their weird intimate moments.

Hurricane - Panic! At The Disco

“Drop our anchors in a storm”

The circumstances of their lives arent super fun at the moment so they find refuge in each other but in a very weird kind of unhealthy way! “We are a hurricane” sort of alludes to knowing that you’re causing problems/your relationship isn’t great.

Almost (Sweet Music) - Hozier

“I’m almost me again, she’s almost you”

It’s about not really being In Love but kind of convincing yourself you are because it makes you feel better in the circumstances. I don’t think either of them were fully into their relationship for various reasons. Not as in they didn’t want the other, more that they were both too aware it would never work for long.

Hall & Oates - Satchmode

“I want to be in love again, with you”

This one’s about wanting the idea of love and companionship more than you actually like the other person, which I feel like kind of fits. This song is framed as one person in love with the other and one hesitating, but i think this works for both of them to hesitate.

Feel Something - Jaymes Young

“Touch me, someone, I’m too young to feel so numb”

The I have tried like six times and I can’t word why I think this song works. I don’t even like it, I skip it every time, but I think it’s got something to do with loneliness and desperation for love driving them to look for it in places they wouldn’t normally? Who knows. Send me an ask if u do.

Another Place - Bastille

“Don’t make promises to me that you’re gonna break”

They could never actually be together for SO many reasons and I think they’re both pretty aware of that. They have no desire to pretend that their relationship is anything other than what it is (“we only ever wanted one thing from this”).

When You Were Young - The Killers

“You sit there in your heartache, waiting on some beautiful boy to save you”

I do not think Hélène expected Dolokhkov to save her from anything except maybe monotony and loneliness, but this song slaps and if I can stretch the lyrics to work, I will

broken - lovelytheband

“I could be lonely with you”

Almost every song on here (including this one) is just. We’re messed up and I know we won’t really find love in each other but we might find solace for a while and be less lonely so uhhhhh wanna kiss me or what

Bleed Magic - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

“You stand up, stand up, before I drag you down”

They are NOT good for each other! Toxic relationships uwu

Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood

I believe in bi4bi Hélène/Dolokhov

Enemy Fire - Bea Miller

“Sweet words from a serpent’s tongue”

This song is kinda complicated and parts of it don’t fit but the energy of “everything sucks including you but at least we can hide from the suckiness together” is sorta there. Originally I just added it for the soldier vibes because I was testing out songs but I realized i can fit some of the lyrics so on the playlist it goes

Angel of the Small Death and the Codeine Scene - Hozier

“Her sweetened breath and her tongue so mean”

They are horrible and cold to each other as a love language. This song is essentially just “Wow my evil scary gf is so hot” and you’re right Fyodor. She is.

Shut Up and Dance - WALK THE MOON

I won’t lie this one’s mostly a joke, I just think the vibes of telling someone to shut up as (maybe because) you’re falling in love with them is Dolokhov/Hélène energy. Ignore all the parts about wanting to be with her forever and her being his destiny that is not why I added it.

Lone Ranger - Rachel Platten

“I’m just gonna leave, ‘cause baby I’m a lone ranger”

I do not think Dolokhov was intending to stay with her forever at all. Very rude of him. However, she probably also knew it wouldn’t last forever, she’s not stupid.

House of Memories - Panic! At The Disco

“Promise me a place in your house of memories”

This is very much post-duel, their relationship has fizzled out but it was pretty important (do I mean emotionally or to the plot? I’ll never tell) and deserves to be remembered.

American Beauty/American Psycho - Fall Out Boy

“I’m the best worst thing that hasn’t happened to you yet”

SO MANY of these lyrics are so good for them like. Hélène’s beautiful Dolokhov’s a psycho... “you take the full truth and you pour some out” can you imagine them being open and honest with each other? Yeah, me neither. “We were pity sex” They were just sad and lonely! That was what allowed anything to happen at all in my head (not sex but bear with me it’s not my fault those are the lyrics). “All those dirty thoughts of me, they were never yours to keep” because Hélène is married to someone else, they really have no right to think of each other that way.

Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne

“He wasn’t good enough for her”

UNIRONICALLY THIS SONG. Hélène’s complaints about Dolokhov staying with them are just the quoted lyric. “They had a problem with his baggy clothes” yeah Dolokhov’s not as rich and bougie and the rest of them and he’s certainly rough around the edges. And then the skater boy ending with a successful music career vs Dolokhov ending with a successful military career and a great reputation and both the women in the songs having sad endings...I’m not wrong.

Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet - Fall Out Boy

“Does your husband know the way that the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?”

The affair vibes. The AFFAIR VIBES. And the concept of “I will never end up like him [the husband]/ behind my back I already am” in reference to using Hélène and deciding he hates her right after deciding she’s hot...okay! I see you kinning Pierre, Dolokhov. You ARE being just like her husband :/

You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi

“Shot through the heart and you’re to blame”

This is just Dolokhov’s massive I Hate Women monologue condensed. Stop blaming beautiful women for YOUR attraction to them maybe 🔫

Death Valley - Fall Out Boy

“Don’t take love off the table yet”

This is not a table sex joke this is not a table sex joke this is not a table sex joke this is n-

I didnt add it for that reason it was about a vibe but then. I realized. Now the original reason doesn’t even matter.

Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner - Fall Out Boy

“I’ll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake”

Tell me the quoted lyric does not SCREAM Hélène/Dolokhov. You can’t. Also “I’ll weigh you down I’ll watch you choke/You look so good in blue” really captures hatred as a love language.

This is Love - Air Traffic Controller

Ok I stole this from my friends’ playlist but I did want to explain it because it’s not JUST Dolokhov and Hélène in my mind. The whole jealous fool second verse gives me Pierre around the duel energy as well

Bad Boy - Cascada

“Be my weekend lover but don’t be my friend”

Bernie Sanders voice I am once again asking you to hear me out about the unironic meme songs on my War and Peace character playlists. It’s got the refusal to admit that she actually likes hanging out with him down. The line “after some time you just pushed me aside” referring to Dolokhov teasing Pierre about their affair because he got bored. “I dont need you in my life again”...YEAH I’m fairly sure they dont interact in canon again after that.

Hayloft - Mother Mother

“My daddy’s got a gun”

This song started playing on accident once when I was listening to this playlist and I was like huh. It fits though. The gun thing is twofold: 1) Though he is not her father, Pierre does have a gun in the duel and 2) I think Vassily would happily shoot Dolokhov for his relationships with Vassily’s kids. It’s also just the general forbidden love vibes mixed with the violence vibes.

affection - BETWEEN FRIENDS

“I’m looking for affection in all the wrong places and we’ll keep falling on each other to fill the empty spaces”

Have I been clear enough about my thesis that their relationship is based in mutual loneliness? Also, I like the acknowledgment that this is in fact the wrong place. I think they’re both very aware of that.

Walk Away - Franz Ferdinand

“Yes I’m cold but not as cold as you are”

This song is for them post-duel. Especially the “I cannot stand to see those eyes as apologies may rise/I must be strong, stay an unbeliever” because 1) I hear the word eyes, I think of Dolokhov and 2) I think she’s too smart to believe any apology he would give her, she knows he doesn’t really mean it. The song kinda reads as someone trying to convince themselves they’re happy that the relationship is over, which I think is definitely what happens for both of them.

Van Horn - Saint Motel

“Tell me do you hate me? Or do you wanna date me?”

Obsessed with the dynamic of “I like you but that’s embarrassing for both of us I’m gonna act like I hate you instead”

#war and peace #helene kuragina #fedya dolokhov #my post #w&p playlists #helenkhov #is that their ship name??? idk #someone tell me what it is ill owe u my life

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eldritchsurveys · 6 years

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125.

Have you ever hugged someone for over a minute? >> I’ve probably been hugged for a minute or more, but outside of headspace I usually don’t initiate that kind of experience.

Would you ever get a tattoo on your collar bone? >> Sure, if I had a concept in mind.

Do you check your texts right away when you receive them? >> Yeah, if I notice I’ve been texted.

Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before? >> At some point, probably.

Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth? >> Nope.

How old do you look? >> According to various other people I’ve asked, I look anywhere from 23 to 27 years old.

Do you like movie nights? >> I mean, I like movies and I like watching them at night...

Is there a trampoline in your backyard? >> No backyard.

Does the thought of having children scare you? >> Yes, which is why I wouldn’t actually have any.

Are you nice to everyone? >> No.

Would you rather date someone older than you or younger? >> I tend to be attracted to people older than me, but my primary SO is younger than me, so, you know.

Are you excited for anything happening in the next week? >> We’re going to Chicago on Friday to see Hozier, which should be a good time.

What will you be doing in the next 2 hours? >> I don’t know, maybe poke around on tumblr for a bit or go play more Mass Effect Andromeda.

Who did you talk to on the phone last? >> ---

Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? >> That’s the plan.

Think back five months ago, were you single? >> No.

Does anyone call you babe? >> Yes.

Does it make you uncomfortable when you receive a compliment? >> Nope.

Is there one person you look at and automatically smile? >> Ricky Whittle...? Heh.

Do you have trust issues? >> Eh, I don’t think so. I’ve been given plenty of occasion to develop them, but so far I think I’m just going to be more cautious about the kind of people I let into my life.

Do you like your toes? >> I have no opinion on them. But I just saw the Shameless episode where Frank casually amputated Debbie’s nearly-necrotic toes for her while she was passed out on painkillers and vodka (Liam was supposed to be doing it, but Liam’s like 6 and he passed out from the thought lmao). It was just so funny to me.

When you are home alone at night and hear strange noises, are you afraid someone is going to break in? >> Nah, that’s not usually the thing to cross my mind.

Do you wake up cranky? >> Not usually. It’s most likely to happen if I didn’t get enough sleep.

What is on your wrists right now? >> Nothing.

Are you a beach, country, or city person? >> I like all of these things.

Where do you prefer to sit when you catch the bus? >> The first window seat on the elevated level in the back. If you found a full tube of lipgloss on the ground, would you pick it up and keep it or would you throw it away? >> I wouldn’t do anything with it, most likely.

Do you ever listen to music to fall asleep to? >> Not usually.

Do you get offended if someone repeatedly checks their mobile phone when you’re out for lunch or dinner? >> I mean, Sparrow’s always on her phone, but I figure that has more to do with ADHD than anything else, so there’s no point in me taking it personally. Could you spend the rest of your life with someone who had bad taste in music? >> I don’t even know what “bad taste in music” means. I respect whatever music anyone likes. What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard somebody say recently? >> *shrug* Think about the last person you kissed - was it the very first time that you kissed them? >> Nope. Who is your favourite character from Friends? >> I don’t have one. How would you deal with a significant other who cried all the time? >> I’d be at a complete loss of how to deal with that. When somebody tells you they’re going to have a shower. Do you automatically picture them naked? >> Depends on who it is. If I’m attracted to them, then you’re damn right I’m gonna picture it at least for a second. Otherwise, nah. When you drink alcohol with friends, do you play drinking games? >> No. When you have a song stuck in your head, does listening to that song make it go away, or just does it just make it worse? >> Usually that just... refreshes the earworm. Listening to other things usually helps (although sometimes that just changes the earworm to whatever I listened to). Is there anyone you would seriously punch right now if you had the chance? >> No. Do you think blondes are stupid, honestly? >> No. Do you love where you live? >> No. Last person you were on the phone with for more than 20 minutes? >> --- Would you go out in public looking like you do now? >> No, I’d change my clothes. Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? >> I don’t remember where I got this. So, what do you want for your birthday? >> My birthday isn’t until next May, I’m not thinking that far ahead. Did you sleep alone last night? >> No. Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay? >> No. Has anyone ever sang to you? >> Yep. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? >> That’s the plan. How was your weekend? >> Last weekend was fine. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? >> No. How do you feel right now? >> Not as tired as I expected to feel. Neutral. Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other? >> Yes. Interested in anyone at the moment? >> Yes. If you HAD to kiss someone right now, who would it be? >> --- If you could make your lips bigger, would you? >> No. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? >> Yeah, Can Calah and King Crimson. Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house? >> No. Have you accidentally sent a text to the wrong person? >> No. Do you reply to all of your texts? >> The ones that require my response, or that I have a reply to, yes. Could you last in a relationship for over a year? >> Yes.

Do you like your name? >> Sure, I like all of them. Who is your most trusted person? >> --- When you like someone are you happy about it? >> I guess? Like, it doesn’t depress me.... Are you happy with life right now? >> I’m happy to be alive. Does the person you like like someone else? >> Sparrow likes Hozier. LMAO

Do you ever feel like someone would be disappointed to see your body or are you comfortable with your body enough where you don’t think that? >> I don’t know how someone else would react to seeing my body. That’s not a predictable thing, everyone has preferences and what-not, so maybe my body would suit some people’s preferences and not suit others’. That doesn’t mean I have a great or a terrible body, it’s just what the individual is into.

What is your favorite flavor of Monster? >> I don’t like Monster.

Have you ever ran from the police? >> No.

Have you ever written on someone’s face in your yearbook? >> Yeah.

Do you follow rules or break them? >> I mean, that depends on the rule.

Do you have any trophies? >> No.

Do you work out? >> No.

What does your wallet look like? >> I use a David Bowie coinpurse as a wallet.

Do you have any hickeys on you? >> No.

Are your socks currently matching or are they odd? >> I’m not wearing socks.

What’s the name of your current, if not current, most recent ex? >> Hallie.

When did you last have sex with your ex? >> I don’t remember, it’s been years.

How late did you stay up last night? >> I don’t think I was awake much longer past 11p.

How did you get any of your scars? >> Burned myself on a motorcycle exhaust pipe.

Does putting others down make you feel better? >> No.

Would you cheat on someone for revenge? Or if they wouldn’t find out? >> No.

Rate your self confidence: 1 being insecure and 10 being cocky: >> I don’t know how to assign a numerical value to a constantly shifting and situation-dependent concept.

Does your family have a secret? >> There’s plenty of skeletons in their closets.

Do you lie when asked how you’re doing? >> No, I just don’t really know how to answer other than the standard response.

Do you like to take pictures of yourself? >> Yes.

If someone gave you a houseplant, would you keep it? >> I mean, I’d question why they were giving me one in the first place, considering I haven’t expressed desire for one. I have no idea what I’d do with it if I couldn’t give it back.

When/where are you most likely to sing? >> In the shower.

Are you in shape or more out of shape? >> I don’t know. I feel like I’m more out of shape than usual, because I don’t get out as much as I used to when I lived in the city.

Has anyone ever commented on your weight? >> Yeah.

Would you ever wish to explore a cave? >> Sure, why not.

Do you like wearing shoes? Or prefer to go barefoot? >> I don’t like wearing shoes indoors.

If you had a son right now, what would you name him? >> ---

Do you own a desktop or a laptop? >> I own two laptops. One of them might as well be a desktop, for as heavy and full of peripherals he is.

What do your friends call you? >> Rev, generally.

Who was the last person you spoke to before you went to sleep last night? >> Sparrow. Or Can Calah.

Have you kissed more than three guys this year? >> Not in meatspace.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? >> I have both.

Who’s with you? >> Aside from inworlders, no one.

Can you use chopsticks? >> Yes.

Do you believe in yourself? >> Sometimes, sometimes not.

How are you in arguments? >> Sometimes I represent myself well, sometimes I don’t.

Are there certain things that can’t be joked about with you? >> It depends on the person doing the joking, I think. Sparrow can pretty much crack on me about anything if she wanted to, because I trust that she isn’t either prejudiced or malicious.

Do you think there are circumstances when it’s okay to wait for someone? >> Sure, I guess. I wouldn’t know, so I couldn’t pass judgement.

What would you do if you had a baby with the last person you kissed? >> ---

Do you still talk to the last person you kissed? >> Yep.

Is love really worth fighting for? >> If you’re going to fight for something, it might as well be that, sure.

Your phone is ringing. It’s your ex. What do you say? >> My ex doesn’t have my phone number, so that’d be strange.

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you? >> Absolutely.

Have you broken the law in the last three days? >> No.

Was last night terrible? >> Nope.

Are any of your texts in your inbox locked? >> No.

If there were no letters on the keys on your keyboard, could you still type? >> Yeah, I’m a touch-typer.

Do you have a bad temper? >> No.

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? >> Yes.

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? >> Yes. Sparrow won’t pull out the parking spot if I don’t put my seatbelt on, lmao.

Do you currently have a scar? >> I have many scars.

You’ve had sex within these past ten days, haven’t you? >> Inworld, absolutely.

What bed did you sleep in last night? >> Ours.

#surveys #survey #random survey

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