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homicidalhorticulturist · 1 year

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OK.

Dharma drops the tree trunk off the side of the universe and rejoins the fellahs on the couch.

Lay it on us

Truly I am interested this is uncharted territory..

The fucking navigating shit with you

Sorry

Those who are with out a vagina

The three non-vagina havers sit stacked closely together on the arm of the right side of the couch. Dharma oblivious lays across it and tosses a leg over the back. Percy is bumbled with the look of a man who just have a light bulb blow up in his face but is completely unharmed, and thusly terrified.

It's a bunch of non creative creative types.

Sponges!?

I knew it was fucking sponges, why is it always with the world.

Cork or the cactus?

*pop*

Yeah, they are sponges but take the dick out of your ears for a goddammit second and learn.

Valla.

Circles

Start hula hooping for bikini season?

Man Walton ever since Gwyong got put back together, and you put those gorgeous star-gazer lillies in her its like there are other parts to you I haven't noticed before. You're like complete and I really had a different definition of you.

THATS WHAT YOU NEED TO BE WARY OF YOU GORGEOUS FLOOD OF FIRE WITH AN AMAZING PENIS GREAT SMILE KILLER PERSONALITY AND JUST GODDAMN EVERYTHING.

You know fucking finally i...

Look. Where's Walton? Find Walton for me NOW!

Percy and Reggie looked high and lo. Through spring and summer through fall, fuck winter, and spring again.

You didn't find him did you.

No and I barely remember what he looked like come to think of it.

Because he has one value in this world. And that is fat nerdy slug thing librarian. That the hooch that spills out his taps, and you switched him to water.

Water is the devil

It's so fucking stupid

Cue the monkeys.

I hole at least they wear

Tap shoes this time.

*pop* *pop*

You made him real. Stole his thunder and pissed all over his flaws which are what people long for and made him relatable. People don't want that shit. Especially that load of cock pockets. They need their lovely lady lumps getting soulful destroyed and cock pumped by elephant constellations trumpeting their conquest of a fool to standing ovations, and beware of snake oil salesmen dressed up as interesting well thought out respectable things.

They need their sale too.

But what's more important?

That they are fracturing into different groups. Smaller groups.

We would be overwhelmed to take them on all at once, but we can certainly call on some friends that haven't been fleshed out yet.

That doesnt..oh.

I always liked labyrinth.

WWHD?

He wouldn't be deceitful. He would have helped. He..

He...

He would not give a shit because he's Henson. That I'm actually the incredible shooting star from another shooting star

From another shooting star

Oh my God.

They know that too.

Patrick Stewart was headlining Othello at the Shakespeare Theatre the summer after my freshman year, and I got to do my summer jnternship there. While I was massacering some Merchant of Venice mother fucking Jean Luke <---not doing it Picard rolls up and asks Cathy for a quarter to use the pay phone. He was just normal. I couldn't even tell you the color of his sweater I imagined was his chiseled silver chest holding me down and enterprising into my crap clapper (i can't or I'm not ready pick one) point is, he was only interesting on stage, because that was where his baguette got deep throated by the lizard bread sucking people of Mrenium 7..

Yeah this might work

.seeds I'm already thinking about that catching in my wind pipe.

Oh god

Yeah

Move on.

Sorry.

Bitch.

Point is. The enterprise flies when you are on it. This plates don't spin with out your grin. Pick the ones that better you and then the other ones be forgotten. Trust me. 15k a clap is gonna stick and none of them are worth you magically dancing around the world and encouraging things to grow. (Boom subtle bones jokes. It's not subtle if your are congratulating yourself here. I sure as fuck am. I'm still alone and I need to be ok with that. )

We need to treat me like a business then. That means that though you are well educated and it looks like you are doing cool things with the material the free lunch program is over. I will happily keep this food truck plucking by but I need things, and for once, seeing as how you have kept quiet this whole time. You will have to do me the honor of asking. As well as signing a non disclosure form. It's all swell for all of you to talk about being small and not having the means for things. I don't either, crap excuse. Specially since I'm the literal butthole you've danced around and I hav ent been paid shit. Hmmmn ok I know how to say this.

Thank you guys for giving me my light back, I am excited to collaborate with some of you. I am going to go dark for a while and figure out how to secure my ideas. I'm happy you think your spin on them is great it is probably really great. Feel free to run with what you have, but artist to artist...thats real fucking weak, I mean come on. Anyways. Going to try and fail all over the place, but gonna try and limit your view, maybe it's worth something to you, maybe it ain't. But judging by how entrapped in my own self indulgent little story weaving I'm leading you down....

Yeah

Gottem

OK we can do this.

So many neat things and like they still do dumb shit with them. God and man I am a good actor or I'm a good learner something like that cause they are stuck on stupid.

Spinning plates

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