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#and then i wiggled the moths and the skeletons around her
ahollowgrave · 5 months
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-- o, this sweet love!! o, this divine grief.
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m-jelly · 1 year
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Hey Jelly.. 👀👀👀
SFW, Erwin, Shape Shifter (if optional), House, Married
Possible Plot: Shape Shifter Reader is playing pranks on her husband Erwin during Halloween
-Moth Anon
I'm just going to get silly with this and I'm probably not going to follow shape-shifting laws or anything, but I'm going for it.
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Playful
Pairing: Erwin x Reader
Genre and tags: married life, fluff, romance, silly, bad jokes.
Concept: You decide to have a little fun with Erwin, your husband, and follow him around the house cracking bad jokes to make him chuckle.
This will be full of bad jokes, I am sorry.
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Erwin pried his eyes open and glanced over to your side of the bed to find you missing. He rubbed his eyes and hummed in thought. He reached over and clicked the lamp on. He frowned when he heard a little hum and a giggle. He looked over at his lamp to see a pink glow, meaning you were the lamp.
Erwin smiled at you and rolled onto his side to prop his head up. "Morning, my love."
You hummed. "Oh Erwin, I love it when you turn me on."
He chuckled. "Lamp joke, I like it."
"Are you a moth? Cause I'm feeling an attraction."
He shook his head and sat up. "Happy Halloween. You going to be doing bad jokes all day?"
You jumped onto the floor and stretched your joints. "Yes."
He looked over at you. "Where is my lamp?"
You ran over to his drawer and put it back in place. "Here."
"Thank you. You ready for the day?"
You grinned. "I have plans for you!"
Erwin watched you run off. He chuckled a little. "I love that woman." He walked through the house and saw and extra skeleton. "Hey, honey."
You wiggled your skeleton arms. "What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?"
He smiled at you. "What?"
"Spare ribs!"
Erwin laughed. "Good one, but it was also bad."
You jumped onto Erwin's back and kissed his cheek a few times. "It wasn't that bad."
He sat you on the counter and made coffee for you both. "I can't wait for the next one."
You sipped your coffee as you eyed your husband. "I have so many ideas."
He leaned closer and kissed you. "I love you so much."
"Love you too, boo."
He frowned. "That another joke?"
You shook your head as you giggled. "No, I just wanted to call you boo." You gasped and turned into a ghost. "You're my boo!"
"There it is." He hummed a laugh. "Change back to you, I want some kisses."
You changed back and wrapped your arms around his neck as you kissed your husband. You smiled against his lips. "You can get all the kisses you want."
"Thank you." He pulled back and hummed. "I have a few things to do in order to get ready for our date tonight. I have everything planned out."
You hummed a laugh. "I can't wait to see what you have in mind. I'll load up the bowl of candy for the kids."
Erwin smiled softly as he set up a cosy fort in front of the tv. His plan was for you both to play some games together all day, then later it was horror movies as you cuddle. He had snacks all ready and drinks for the gaming that had a spooky theme. Dinner was going to be homemade pizza.
You did a lot around the house and Erwin wanted to take the reins and spoil you. Erwin loved your dinners and he loved how hard you worked. He was showered in your love and he gave back as much as he could. So, him taking over today meant you were bored.
He opened the closet door to get some pillows to see you as a werewolf inside. "Hey, honey. Can I get those pillows?"
You sighed and handed them over. "Not scared?"
He smiled. "You look like a cute wolf. You're really fluffy and you have such bright eyes."
You whined. "Flirt."
"So, what's your joke?"
You pouted a bit. "Are you the moon? Cause you get me howling all night long."
Erwin's cheeks burned. "Oh, oh wow. That one flustered me." He chuckled a little. "That was a good one."
You jumped into his arms as you turned into your normal self. "Love you."
"Love you too." He hummed a laugh. "My sweet silly wife."
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