#(two minions

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny’s Wayne adoption bait. The guy that owns the bodega knows it. Everyone and their mothers knows it. Danny, on the other hand, had no clue. To be fair, he had just crash landed in this dimension a week ago and his back was still sore from the weird design the car had.

(It’s only three weeks of homelessness later does Danny realize that he crash landed on the Batmobile. Whoops. Oh well. He’ll blame it on Clockwork if the vigilante asks after repair costs.)

(Bruce, on the other hand, is scouring the streets for this kid the car cams caught- oddly static filled footage- because his mind jumped to the worst case scenarios: a suicidal meta or a meta being threatened or a meta in a trafficking scheme or even worse all three at once and Bruce just can’t because there is a child in danger, he doesn’t have time to sleep.)

Danny rubbed at his back, eyes going watery at the memory. Sure, his wounds have healed over by now but the- heh- phantom pain is no joke. He shuddered, huddling closer to his threadbare hoodie. His only saving grace from getting jumped while walking the streets of Gotham at night is his invisibility and intangibility. Also, he’s floating, so “walking” doesn’t apply to him.

He’s gotta check on the kid he saved yesterday from a mugging, so Danny hurried along to the depilated apartment complex the kid was squatting in. Turning visible and tangible as he turns the corner, Danny glanced around for Amy.

“Danny!”

“Hey, kiddo. Doing alright?”

“Yeah! Come meet my gang!”

Danny felt his eyebrows rise to form Jazz’s exasperated look. Ouch. Waving the pain of losing Jazz away, Danny smiled at the excited girl.

“A gang? I wasn’t aware I was being brought to your almighty group.”

“Yeah! Uh, you actually helped a bunch of us so…”

Danny thought back to all those times he punted crooks away from robbing kids and shrugged. Yeah, what Amy said was likely.

“Kay, kiddo.”

She scowled, and Danny didn’t have the heart to tell her it looked more like a pout.

“You’re just a teenager.”

“Well, you’re a just a kid.”

Danny cackled as she chased him down the street, trying to kick his shins.

Life is good, even if he’s homeless and hungry.

——

“Jason.”

“Old man.” Jason mocks back, pausing his tasks. He waits as Bruce struggles to put his thoughts and feelings into words.

“There’s… a meta.”

“In Gotham?” Jason tilts back, hands halfway to his guns as a silent offer. Bruce shakes his head.

“A child. In Crime Alley.”

“In my turf?” Jason’s disquieting demeanor quickly swapped to a protective one.

“Trafficking, I think. Male, black hair…”

“Shit. Get Dickwing back here, he’s good with traumatized kids. I’ll go look for him.” Jason’s already moving, mind filtering through the kids he knows might have information to offer.

Bruce nods, shoulders relaxing. Jason smacks down the lump in his throat at the subtle sing of trust. “I’ll get Oracle and Red Robin on it.”

Jason morphs from Jay to Red Hood in one smooth step, helmet firmly placed on his head. He grunts in agreement, slinging his legs over his motorcycle. He roars off, mind half filled with tearing apart whatever traffickers dared to shit near his territory and the other half filled with worry for this possible kid.

——

Danny, as the Bats become aware of his existence, hands Amy and her kiddie gang a bag of fancy beef jerky.

“Try these with peanut butter, it’s kind of good.”

Amy stares at him, the judgement of an eight year old more piercing than anything he’s ever experienced.

“You’re fucking weird-”

“Language!” He squawks.

“-but sure, whatever you say, boss.”

“Boss?!”

The kids ignores his alarmed face.

#danny phantom #batman #dc x dp #bruce wayne #Danny had minions #Danny saved a bunch of kids from two face and now they’ve imprinted on him #like ducklings #Danny: I’ll have a nice vacation #also Danny: fights a villain and saves like a dozen kids #Danny: unionizes the kiddie gangs via peanut butter and beef jerky #Batman: there is a child #red hood: that needs our help! #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc #Danny dents the Batmobile and leaves an IOU #but doesn’t leave the owner a way to contact him

[natnat98]

oooh, he just learned how to hold a book!!!

#renew good omens #i needed to draw these two #they look very besties shaped #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #good omens #good omens 2 #muriel #muriel good omens #disposable demon #eric the disposable demon #eric good omens #how to call them together? #ineffable minions #muric #ineffable interns #ineffable lackeys #ineffable juniors #ineffable underlings #disposable scrivener #disposable duo #???????????? #upd: everyday its just getting more names

[yourchocolatenachostudent]

Armand: Daniel is an impudent interviewer, blah blah blah... Daniel is a drug addict, blah blah blah... Daniel revels in his manipulations, blah, blah, blah...

Also Armans: Looks at Daniel like he's the love of his life.

#I swear these two will drive me crazy #why does Armand always say such nasty things about Daniel? #Is he really that mad at him because of Alice? #Armand babe chill out already and fuck this old man #iwtv #iwtv s2 #armand de romanus #armand #daniel molloy #daniel x armand #armand x daniel #armandaniel #devil's minion #interview with the vampire

[let-them-fight]

ALL TF2 MERCENARIES vs EVERY SINGLE MINION

#let them fight #tumblr #tournament #tumblr tournament #tournament poll #poll #tf2 #team fortress two #team fortress 2 #tf #valve #minions #the minions

[goldleaf-art]

#codywan #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #star wars tcw #Star Wars #desert husbands #why is cody dressed like a minion i dont know #secret buddies #just two steaming bowls of guac LOL #goldleaf's art

[iwtv-az-hours]

I'll never get enough of armandaniel-y videos

from ahoy_soups's X video

#assad zaman #eric bogosian #iwtv #interview with the vampire #devil's minion #put these two in a room together with a camera and throw away the key. I ask for nothing more #my-post #video #1/5 premiere

[ranminfan]

They're back, and this time with style 💅✨

I got excited with the new DM 4 trailer, I revisited my favorite trio.

I made some few adjustments on how I drew them, and I wanted to try with different clothes, cause for a bunch of yellow tic-tacs they love dressing up.

#Back with my DM phase? 🤔 #Sorry Nefario has to wait lol #Despicable me #Minions #human minions #illumination #Kevin looks like a single dad with his two sons lol #my art #digital art #digital illustration

[mymycorrhizae]

I interrupted. You were praying.

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #not these two doing their weird flirting with the azan playing in the background #daniel molloy #armand #rashid #iwtvedit #devil's minion #daniel x armand

[verimuru]

that "kinky shit" daniel referred to in this comic

blue pencil sketches turned grayscale in photoshop by verimuru

#(the good friday put me in the mood for sweet suffering so technically you can thank jesus for these) #cw blood #cw injury #cw ropes #rope suspension #blood #armandaniel #iwtv #armand x daniel #iwtv fanart #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #old daniel molloy #iwtv 2022 #interview with the vampire amc #verimuru art #old man daniel #the devils minion #tumblr they are not that naked ok #just two old men having hobbies #right #also i made daniel look too young ugh #i'll make some older looking danny later ok

[lilliththefan]

guys, they’re saying hi to each other 🥺🥺🥺

#good omens #good omens 2 #muriel #muriel good omens #disposable demon #disposable demon eric #muriel x eric #muric #ineffable minions #ineffable lackeys #ineffable juniors #the way we all have so many shipnames for these two sillies #as we should #i love them #they would enjoy holding hands fr #PLEASE let them meet in Season 3 #btw if y’all want some fics about them #read the Raining in Soho series *wink wink*

[brotherconstant]

Are you still dreaming about our first meeting, Daniel?

#[author of the quote is unknown or i'd have given credits] #if my blending skills didn't suck in the first gif you'd see the (metaphorical) windows darkening more clearly #also wtf the camera could have lingered on armand walking away for half a second longer #making edits for these two is torture. i need more material and i need it now #iwtvedit #iwtv #interview with the vampire #armand #daniel molloy #danielarmand #devil's minion #assad zaman #eric bogosian #beegifs #*gfx

[pearlparty]

I’m sorry but

And this

#Does that make Rabban Minion and his concubines the brainbots? #You cannot convince me otherwise #i I can’t stop giggling at it #They’re both bald men in black capes what else was I supposed to do #austin butler #feyd #feyd rautha #dune part 2 #dune movie #dune 2 #dune #dune part two #Austin butler Feyd rautha #harkonnen #dune gifs #megamind

[desertfangs]

“Something raw and tender in the way Armand looked, all composure stripped away”, description of all time of Armand from Daniel me thinks. He really got to see HIM man 🤧 for exactly who he was 🤧 it will never not make me lose it!

RIGHT?? YES. It's so powerful.

The thing about Armand is he's so good at keeping his walls up. He's so full of trauma and pain that he tends to keep his expressions blank or metered, he tries to hold his feelings in. I guess we can even call it masking to some degree (or maybe to the 10th degree, your mileage may vary there). The point is, he doesn't let people see beyond what he wants them to see most of the time.

But sometimes he loses it (Lestat describes this as Armand's face changing and twisting around).

And sometimes he lets his guard down, like here. He's just open and raw and Daniel can see all of his pain. The masks are down, the guards are down, Armand is openly himself. He's been worried for Daniel, terrified probably, and with all of the burnings and stuff going on he has no idea what else might be lost. And now here he is in a car with Daniel, who's dying and whom he's going to make a vampire, which then might kill him anyway because of what's happening... He's overwhelmed and he abandons all pretense. He's scared and he shows it and then he chastises Daniel for running in a way that's made it hard to follow and find him at all:

A strange light in the eye, what was it? Something raw and tender in the way Armand looked, all the composure stripped away. He lifted a tumbler half full of brandy and put it in Daniel's hand.

"And you running from me," he said, "from Stockholm and Edinburgh and Paris. What do you think I am that I can follow you at such speed down so many pathways? And such danger-"

Lips against Daniel's face, suddenly, ah, that's better, I like kissing. And snuggling with dead things, yes, hold me.

And then Armand kisses him and tries to explain what's happening, and his fear is evident. Not just the fear of dying himself or losing the other immortals he knows and loves, but the fear of losing Daniel.

It's so poignant and so sweet, and I love that Daniel is someone Armand feels comfortable dropping the walls for.

Thank you for the message anon!!! I could talk about these two fools all day (and do, much the chagrin of others, I'm sure.)

#armand/daniel #devil's minion #vc meta #queen of the damned #vc quotes #armand #daniel molloy #armand x daniel #vc #vampire chronicles #the devil's minion #devils minion #tvc #answers in the desert #anonymous #anne went hard when she wrote this chapter #and then probably spent her years wondering why people are so invested in these two hahaha

[nutcasewithaknife]

Just realising that Li Lianhua doesn't have a direct line to sight to Di Feisheng when he exits seclusion in ep 5. Li Lianhua recognised him by voice alone

#an excellent day to be even more unwell about these two #feihua #mysterious lotus casebook #lily's mlc rewatch #also let it be knows that dfs's first act aftrr stepping out is telling his minions to leave fdb and shi shui alone #and get going to handle sect business

[fernwebs]

and bumblebee!

i love the silly boots bombs and boxes they are the bffs EVER!!!

original here

minion never been in jail his ass getting deported to Philippines

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress two #tf2 fanart #oc art #tf2 oc #boots n bombs #tf2 demoman #tf2 demo #team fortress demoman #red demoman #tf2 soldier #tf2 solly #soldier tf2 #red soldier #minion tf2 #tf2 minion

[chellodello]

I’ve become deeply invested in Zib accidentally teaming up, and becoming best friends, with Chammy Wamboo and I fear I won’t recover.

#invader zim #zib membrane #chammy wamboo #zimvoid #I love drawing this little roach #can you tell I spent time in the MLP fandom from how I draw Chammy? #my favorite panel is the headshot of Two that Zib just happens to carry with him #Chammy just thinks that Zib is the bees knees; the ultimate best friend #Zib is pretty sure he can turn Chammy into a weapon to take down Zim and Dib Prime he just has to figure out how #this is what not having a minion does to a MFer #my apologies on my handwriting and my comic paneling; I should not be allowed to do either #chellos art tag