#like ducklings

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny’s Wayne adoption bait. The guy that owns the bodega knows it. Everyone and their mothers knows it. Danny, on the other hand, had no clue. To be fair, he had just crash landed in this dimension a week ago and his back was still sore from the weird design the car had.

(It’s only three weeks of homelessness later does Danny realize that he crash landed on the Batmobile. Whoops. Oh well. He’ll blame it on Clockwork if the vigilante asks after repair costs.)

(Bruce, on the other hand, is scouring the streets for this kid the car cams caught- oddly static filled footage- because his mind jumped to the worst case scenarios: a suicidal meta or a meta being threatened or a meta in a trafficking scheme or even worse all three at once and Bruce just can’t because there is a child in danger, he doesn’t have time to sleep.)

Danny rubbed at his back, eyes going watery at the memory. Sure, his wounds have healed over by now but the- heh- phantom pain is no joke. He shuddered, huddling closer to his threadbare hoodie. His only saving grace from getting jumped while walking the streets of Gotham at night is his invisibility and intangibility. Also, he’s floating, so “walking” doesn’t apply to him.

He’s gotta check on the kid he saved yesterday from a mugging, so Danny hurried along to the depilated apartment complex the kid was squatting in. Turning visible and tangible as he turns the corner, Danny glanced around for Amy.

“Danny!”

“Hey, kiddo. Doing alright?”

“Yeah! Come meet my gang!”

Danny felt his eyebrows rise to form Jazz’s exasperated look. Ouch. Waving the pain of losing Jazz away, Danny smiled at the excited girl.

“A gang? I wasn’t aware I was being brought to your almighty group.”

“Yeah! Uh, you actually helped a bunch of us so…”

Danny thought back to all those times he punted crooks away from robbing kids and shrugged. Yeah, what Amy said was likely.

“Kay, kiddo.”

She scowled, and Danny didn’t have the heart to tell her it looked more like a pout.

“You’re just a teenager.”

“Well, you’re a just a kid.”

Danny cackled as she chased him down the street, trying to kick his shins.

Life is good, even if he’s homeless and hungry.

——

“Jason.”

“Old man.” Jason mocks back, pausing his tasks. He waits as Bruce struggles to put his thoughts and feelings into words.

“There’s… a meta.”

“In Gotham?” Jason tilts back, hands halfway to his guns as a silent offer. Bruce shakes his head.

“A child. In Crime Alley.”

“In my turf?” Jason’s disquieting demeanor quickly swapped to a protective one.

“Trafficking, I think. Male, black hair…”

“Shit. Get Dickwing back here, he’s good with traumatized kids. I’ll go look for him.” Jason’s already moving, mind filtering through the kids he knows might have information to offer.

Bruce nods, shoulders relaxing. Jason smacks down the lump in his throat at the subtle sing of trust. “I’ll get Oracle and Red Robin on it.”

Jason morphs from Jay to Red Hood in one smooth step, helmet firmly placed on his head. He grunts in agreement, slinging his legs over his motorcycle. He roars off, mind half filled with tearing apart whatever traffickers dared to shit near his territory and the other half filled with worry for this possible kid.

——

Danny, as the Bats become aware of his existence, hands Amy and her kiddie gang a bag of fancy beef jerky.

“Try these with peanut butter, it’s kind of good.”

Amy stares at him, the judgement of an eight year old more piercing than anything he’s ever experienced.

“You’re fucking weird-”

“Language!” He squawks.

“-but sure, whatever you say, boss.”

“Boss?!”

The kids ignores his alarmed face.

#danny phantom #batman #dc x dp #bruce wayne #Danny had minions #Danny saved a bunch of kids from two face and now they’ve imprinted on him #like ducklings #Danny: I’ll have a nice vacation #also Danny: fights a villain and saves like a dozen kids #Danny: unionizes the kiddie gangs via peanut butter and beef jerky #Batman: there is a child #red hood: that needs our help! #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc #Danny dents the Batmobile and leaves an IOU #but doesn’t leave the owner a way to contact him

[tagerrkix]

Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️ #lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp- #*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY* #hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

[artistmarchalius]

I wanted to try drawing them with tails to see what the hype was about. I get it now.

#dreamworks trolls #trolls fanart #broppy #trolls Floyd #trolls brozone #trolls poppy #trolls branch #trolls clay #trolls bruce #trolls john dory #trolls band together #tbt #trolls 3 #they’re like tiny fraggles #or if a fraggle and a doozer had a baby #trolls with tails #I like drawing them without tails a little more but the tails are cute too #I mostly wanted to draw the brozone duckling chain #I think Floyd would pet his tail fluff as an anxious/nervous habit #or his ‘baloobius’ as one might call it #if you know you know

[poqu]

small swims ^_^

#baby geese #goslings #they kinda look like ducklings here but i tried to make them geese ToT #animal art #procreate #illustration #poqart

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Damian, who has just lost the last member of his family, goes off the deep end and, in a fit of violent rage, goes tumbling through a portal and back in time.

Jason doesn’t know how the scary guy with the gunshot wound became his problem but he’s not heartless enough to leave him to bleed out beside some dumpster in Crime Alley.

#Damian imprinting on Jason like a duckling #but like in reverse #grown up Damian adopting baby Jason #reverse robins in a way #Damian landing several years in the past in league outfit: #Damian’s mental stability is like a house of leaves #during a hurricane #not very stable #Jason as Damian’s emotional support kid #what do you do when there’s a highly trained assassin running around Gotham killing anybody that breathes the wrong way at his kid #right you call the bat #said Bat is very confused #look I know this prompt is similar to the last one but I needed to get this outta my system #just like the goddamn anesthesia #prompts #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #Damian wayne #Damian al ghul #Damian casually starting a new life #slowly but surely gathering his family #because we all saw what happened when he lost them #dick grayson #bruce wayne #robin #tim drake #red hood #fic #time travel

[peter-pantomime]

No thoughts except of Max, arms too achey to braid her hair anymore, chopping it off and channeling steve when she does

#yes specifically ‘84 Steve cuz that’s when they saved each other from demodogs and bullies and imprinted on the other like ducklings #yes this is also part of the hairdresser Steve origin story #Steve harrington #max mayfield #stranger things #steve and max #steves kids

[soph-skies]

unbelievably obsessed with how the juniors realize ‘mo xuanyu’ who is meant to be a bumbling idiot and embarrassment to his family is incredibly powerful, brilliant, and clearly very close with lwj, and they barely question it they’re just like yeah sure that checks out, moving on!

#wwx: we’re going to play empathy #juniors: that’s so dangerous and scary!!!!!! #wwx: it’s light work. come on kids #the juniors have my heart #they don’t care what everyone says abt mxy he’s so cool!! #and they feel safe around him!! #every time they follow wwx around like little ducklings it heals me a little #wei wuxian #wwx #wei ying #the untamed #mdzs #cql #mo xuanyu #lan wangji #lan zhan #lwj #lan sizhui #lsz #ouyang zizhen #jin rulan #jin ling #lan jingyi

[realbeefman]

cameron is "what if wilson was Actually the person he proclaims to be" foreman is "what if house was Actually who he wishes he was" chase is a slut who spreads his legs for anything that moves. kutner is dead

#this is so profound. make sure to smatch that like button and hit the bell to be notified for more banger posts like this #house md #house md shitpost #the ducklings #allison cameron #eric foreman #robert chase #lawrence kutner

[minkkinii]

The junior council has decided, you are parent

#mdzs #wei wuxian #lan sizhui #jin ling #lan jingyi #ouyang zizhen #lan wangji #mink art #wangxian are like duck parents with a bunch of little junior ducklings

[thankstothe]

One liners the sequel

#acontextual house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #thirteen #remy hadley #robert chase #“irene adler” fucking killed me first time I heard it #Wilson you're fucking asshole lmao #now did he made up a name or the Sherlock series existence is canon #but ducklings didn't seem to catch on to the reference so its prob random #or was it losely based on someone real who house knew and who did “win” like irene in sherlock did #the fact that this is wilson (watson) telling (making up) us the story of irene is very neat adaptation move to me #is it even adaptation lol. just a reference I guess #anyway #still i laughed at that line #and whats in the porntitle is “Making room for Daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems.” #ridiculous #applies to them both #long post #longpost

[superhell]

i cant stop fucking laughing funniest screencap of all time 

#and they take a moment to update wilson while this is happening #alksjdflkjlkjasdlfj #watching the ducklings from a perspective outside the diagnostics team is soooo funny like you are very suddenly reminded that #that department is bonkers #they were like you have had 6 seasons to get used to the ducklings you r all too comfortable. remember they r crazy #house md #lisa cuddy #wilson #eric foreman #chris taub #robert chase #hatecrimes md #ducklings

[jameswilsonsupremacy]

whenever the ducklings start to get Too Worried about House’s Antics™️, they just casually report to Wilson. then Wilson soft-doms House into not being an idiot.

#like that’s just every episode basically #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #the ducklings #chase is the one who always is like #‘oh wilson! funny to see you here!’ in a nervous voice bc Obviously chase just sought him out #wilson Knows #and Cameron just goes to Wilson’s office and is like #‘can you please reign in your boyfriend’ #foreman getting involved is how you know that house is Scheming #anyways the ducklings are just the kids #they report to mom (wilson) because mom is in charge of their relationship

[lesbiandardevil]

bugs when you lift up a rock

#theyre waiting for a bus or something idk #rotating them together in my brain #theyre like three ducklings to me .. bffs .. besties .. best friends. .. pals #scribbles #my art #matt murdock #daredevil #clint barton #hawkeye #natasha romanov #black widow #image description in alt

[ahkaraii]

#legend of zelda #karaii art #oot was the first videogame i ever passed on my own as a young shrimp #i imprinted on link like a duckling #i used to imitate his noises and hyaa and hyup around #his quiet desolation and solemn dedication Moved me #a child in an adult body #then an adult in a child's body #we can never go home again

[obsob]

here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud!!

✷(print shop)✷

#mine #original #euheuhe hello..i hope everyone is having a good day #we are going on a bird boat thing on wednesday im very excited about it #what else.....me and my bf went on a walk on sunday and i saw damsel flies and shield bugs and a duck with 13 ducklings #i bought a jellycat sun bag which is now all i talk about #ive started reading assassins apprentice by robin hobb!!!! its so good!!!! #im so excited there are so many books in the series to read #i doubt i will like all of them but i will give them all a go #today i will stop and hve dinner n then walk the dog and then do exercise and have a bath #and then i will. play zelda #and then tomorrow i will do shop stuff and also help my mum buy a bench apparently #i need to buy snacks also. i hve a snack stash in my rooom bc of mental illness purposes and i am low.....need snacks #maybe i will do that tomorrow. brain schedule is full up for today sorry #also. unrelated. i have my period???? again????? ive already had it this month hello i dont need another im good im all done #my hormones r going ??OAGHGHGHUH #also i want like . cute bra. but like not a bra like just cloth thats like. tit shaped. a bralet? is that what that is? no idea #anyway. hve nice evening. or else. #i have a headache #OH ALSO. i need to legally chnage my name SKFSABJSBK #put that on th todo list #i cant rmemeber how 2 do it i think it was very straight forward n cost like. £10 or smth

[princington]

👋🏻

#avatrice #ava x beatrice #i know ive drawn smth like this before but i was reminded of duckling halo au and needed it #wn fanart #my art #princington #sentient halo au my beloved fr