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a-lilacsong · 1 year
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A fanfiction in which Armando saves Avalor
  “Armando! Marlena! You have to help us!” exclaimed Luisa as she and Francisco ran into the room.   “Huh? What’s wrong!?” Marlena replied, almost dropping the Danaus plexippus she was holding.   “Oh, sorry to interrupt you two from your caterpillar counting, but we have an emergency at the palace!”   “That’s alright,” replied Armando “there’s still a few days until the next caterpillar race, we have time, what’s wrong?”   “Well, I was looking out the telescope at the observatory earlier today,” Francisco explained “when at exactly 4:44 in the morning, on this day on the 4 months of the year, on the 4 year of the decade-”   “I think they get the point about the date, how it lines up with the prophecy.”   “You’re right mi amor, I just never thought I’d live to see this day…the day a giant meteor that shown bright as a star fall from the sky, gently bounced off several clouds, and landed directly on the palace.”  Armando stiffened, out of all the legends he’d ever heard it his life this one inspired the most fear and awe in him. Marlena noticed his anxiety and took his hand in hers; it made them both feel mildly more at ease.   “And we don’t know what to do, I’m from a chocolate making family, I don’t know much about this. But with your family’s background you are the expert on this kind of thing. So, we need your help” said Luisa “or else according to the prophecy…”   “…It would vaguely become a big nuisance.”   “Si.”  Armando nodded “Then I’ll give it my best shot!”
Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop (they rode on horses to the palace)  Now the universe is vast and unfathomable, everything we see is but a fraction of its majesty. There is so much out there beyond human understanding, even within the understandable, from the forces which dictate the movements of electrons, to what truly happens to matter inside a blackhole. Humans have not yet discovered the answer to these mysteries, and maybe they never will. But one thing is certain, when confronted by the answer to one of these great mysteries, everyone will have a different reaction. When our heroes arrived at the palace, a spectrum of reactions is what they saw.
 Cheese was everywhere, people were running around screaming, casually chatting with each other, twirling around, touching the cheese, not touching the cheese, and doing ever more noticeable things as well.   “Who needs sea shanties when we can sing cheese shanties!” yelled Naomi, who proceeded to sing nothing, for she did not know any cheese shanties.  Victor was standing with one hand over his heart, the other in a fist he shook at the sky “Way must the sky tempt me so? It knows that cheese is the best thing of all to steal, and yet, if I were to steal it I would rid myself of everything I hold dear! And yet, temptation remains, way cruel fate, WHY?!”  Carla was facing the wall, with the air of a teacher educating the masses “Did you know that on the planet Skelecki, they put their cheese into orbit so it can become fluffy from zero gravity?” she said.  Gabe was standing beside her also looking at the wall, “I did not, did you know that in the delta quadrant, a creature called a grakel produces a milk was called schplict, which can be used to make a green colored cheese?”   “I did not, did you know that did you know that-” this conversation had probably done on like that for a while.  Mateo was on the floor, touching the cheese. He was constructing a terrible effigy into the cheese, it looked reminiscent of a cartoon electric mouse, but it the shape on a man. It was unsetting.  Ixlan was just standing there, expressionless “As you can see, I am filled with a sense of awe in the universe.”   (Anyone I, the narrator, have not specifically mentioned has ether yet to be mentioned, or just wasn’t there at the palace that day, it was a pretty slow Saturday after all, minus this main problem.)   “Wow,” said Marlena “I never knew people could have such strong reactions over cheese from outer space.”   “They where here when it collided with the palace, so it’s probably one of these ‘you had to be there’ situations.”   “That makes sense.”  Dr. Crabington, the palace’s beloved doctor was walking in a straight line past them. Their eight tiny, exoskeleton covered legs moving them straight forward instead of sideways!   “Oh no!” exclaimed Francisco, “Even Dr. Crabington, the palace’s beloved doctor is affected! Will no one be able to escape the influence of the majestic space cheese!?”   “How did this cheese even get here, where did it come from?” asked Marlena.  Armando put his hand on his chin, “If I remember correctly, its because our galaxy…”  She nodded “The milky way galaxy…”   “Is made of mostly milk, and when there’s milk there’s often…”   “Cheese!”   “Yes, and when the stars and calendars are in alignment, the celestial cheese will intersect with planets and cause glitches with reality.”   “And who better to fix those glitches than the royal glitch fixer.” Said Francisco.  Armando smiled.
  “Hay where are our nietos?” asked Luisa “normally they are in the middle of problems of this magnitude.”   “Oh I know where they are” said the ghost of Lucia “Hi mom, hi dad.”   “Hola mija,” replied Luisa “it’s good to see you aren’t affected by the cheese power.”  She nodded “Well ghosts are immune to the effects of galactic cheese, so it makes sense, but both my hijas and sobrino certainty are not.” She pointed at Elena, Isabel, and Esteban, who where in the corner.  Elena was doing stand up comedy “What do you call a cheese made out of cheese? A cheese!” Then she laughed at her own joke.   “Oh Elenita, what has happened to you?” said her concerned mother.  Isabel looked up, “Hi mom, I’m testing how much cheese can be put in a sock before it explodes, for science!” she was throwing socks at the cheese.   “Isa you’re supposed to use your science powers for good, not this!” she told her, “But I do have to say I am very proud of you for getting that science degree, and you always making such brilliant inventions, and for always being your wonderful self. I love you.”   “Thanks mom, that’s always good to hear, I love you too.” Said Isa, as she through a purple argyle sock onto the cheese.  Meanwhile, Esteban was gazing at the cheese in awe “Cheese-chan you are so amazing; I feel inspired enough to maybe do a traditional Satu fan dance for you!” he exclaimed.   “I’ll help you find them Ex-Chancellor!” exclaimed Higgins, who was also there.  Luisa shook Armando’s shoulders “Oh no, Armando, you have to do something before he finds where I hid all his fans!”   “Right, this is pretty serious, but I have a plan, but we need one more thing to complete it, and there’s a special sale on at the store for it, vanilla extract!”   “Vanilla extract? Are you sure?” she asked.  Yes, in ancient times the Maruians gathered together a counsel of their most trusted wizards, and rowdiest citizens, to vote on what would be most likely to safely get rid of space cheese, and Vanilla extract won the vote in an overwhelming majority.”   “Then it must be true!”   “What are we waiting for? Let’s save the world!” said Marlena.  
Sparkly-Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop (they rode on unicorns to the store and back to the palace, because they are faster then just running there)   “It’s time, are you ready, should I go over the lyrics again?” said Armond as he stood in front of the palace.  Marlena held her guitar in her hands, “No, you explained them really well on the unicorn ride back here.”   “Okay great, are you both ready?”   “Guitar!” yelled Francisco, summoning a guitar out of thin air because his guitar servant was on vacation.   “He’s ready and I am too.” Said Luisa.   “Great, then we start in three, two…” he poured the bottle of vanilla extract on the space cheese to make the song effective. “One…NOW!”   “Cheese, cheese, go away on the moon is where you’ll stay.” They all sang, with guitar accompaniment.  It began to float upwards.   “Cheese, cheese, go away on the moon is where you’ll stay.” They sang ever louder, and it lifted completely off the palace.  Even you, the reader, sang it in your head “Cheese, cheese, go away on the moon is where you’ll stay!”  It was going, it zoomed off the palace, into the sky, and landed on the moon, where it would live the rest of its days in peace and tranquillity.  After that everything at the place returned to normal.   “Let’s make cookies for a celebration party!” exclaimed Isabel five minutes later.   “How many?” asked Lusia.   “More than you can shake a click at-I mean stick at!” she replied. Everyone had a good time at the party, Armando was given a medal of problem solving, but the biggest reward of all for him was the felling on a job well done.
(Author’s note: Raul was not at the palace because he was being the dungeon master at his ghost table-top roleplay group, and cancelling would have been a let down for everyone, but he arrived for the cookie party afterwards.)
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cartoonfangirl1218 · 1 year
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“I learned something about family tonight. They're not always the ones that love you the most. Sometimes it's the family that you make for yourself.”
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artistaslatinos16 · 5 months
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ladysophiebeckett · 3 months
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Some of you are being really weird about Aura Maria in regards to her treatment of Freddy and her overall character\personality traits. Overall, if you dislike a character its fine. It means nothing to me. But these posts about Aura Maria are getting a little misogynistic.
The facts are, that yes--she is immature, she does string Freddy along, she is very extroverted and charismatic and a lot of men like her.
You know who else is immature, strings someone around, is very extroverted and charismatic and a lot of women like them?
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This guy right here.He's gonna string around his assistant for at least half a novela.
But there's already some excellent meta on Aura Maria and Freddy vs Betty and Armando and u can read them here and here. so I'm not gonna get into that.
Again, if you don't like Aura Maria thats fine. She's a flawed character in a show with other flawed characters. I don't like Patricia, for example. I think she's annoying, she's mean, her goal is to find a man to fix all her problems and she fails at it. She's immature. She's classist. She gets paid 3x more than the other secretaries bc she's a nepo hire and yet still can't make any payments bc she's terrible with money. I could go and on.
But a lot of you like her and sympathize with her and her problems and how nobody wants to help her.
Aura Maria is also sympathetic character. She became a teen mom. The guy that got her pregnant is not in the kid's life nor in hers. She's a receptionist at a company who's alternate slogan is 'women don't advance here'. Her parents kick her and her son out, yes it was a consequence of Aura Maria's party girl antics. But that's not a good enough reason to kick out your daughter and grandson. Knowing that she's a receptionist and doesn't make much money to begin with.
And then the Mario of it all. No, she shouldn't have gotten involved with him but he's the one in the position of power. He shouldn't have gotten involved with her, he shouldn't have encouraged it, nor should he have been seeing her and Patricia at the same time. Both women who work where HE works. And who does he want to fire when he gets caught? Aura Maria. She's the one who gets the low end of the stick.
Aura Maria and Patricia are looking for men with money to support them and don't do well in this endeavor bc the only man that looks like a prospect is using them in some way. That or the men they encounter don't take them seriously.
Freddy likes Aura Maria and yeah she does like him but she doesn't take him seriously as a prospect bc he's not rich and when you're a poor young single mom--bc REMINDER Aura Maria is in her early 20s forced to grow up quickly (she was a child having a child)--living in your friend's\co workers house--he doesn't completely fulfill her list of requirements of what she needs financially. She's not looking at the full picture. Much like Patricia, who doesn't look at the full picture when it comes to her transactional relationship with Nicolas.
So because Aura Maria mismanges her relationship with Freddy, I'm supposed to what? Have her burned at the stake? That because Freddy is kind to her, and does things out of his own free will over and over again, that Aura Maria needs to be devoted to him? Automatically? Because people think she owes him?
If you don't like Aura Maria, that's fine. But a lot of the posts I've seen in the general tag are past not liking a character bc the vibes are off--it's becoming about hating her bc she's not reciprocating to one guy bc you think he's earned it. Or it's about her not being a good mother bc she's not acting 'like a mother'. And want to see her punished for it as a result, as if getting sexually harassed by Gutierrez (ON TWO OCCASIONS) isn't punishment on it's own.
Because reminder (again)---that Mario AND Gutierrez have taken advantage of Aura Maria in some way bc of their position of power. Bc Aura Maria is young, beautiful, and poor. She can be easily be taken advantage of and tossed away. (Much like another character who gets utilized as a consequence of financial fraud)
But Freddy is the true victim in all of this bc Aura Maria sometimes take advantage of his kindness. Do you realize how dumb that sounds?
There is a double standard in how Aura Maria is being viewed bc she's not acting grateful or humble or self sacrificing enough to gain sympathy. She's being judged solely on how she's treating (1) man and not about all the other factors she's living in--some of them out of her control.
If one can feel bad for Patricia even tho it's primarily her fault that she's in the predicaments she's in, then I don't see why one can't extend that same grace to Aura Maria.
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Barely episode 22, when Terramoda BARELY even came to Armando’s mind as a POSSIBILITY and he doesn't even know to who he'll give it, and he is already hugging and drying Betty's tears when she cries.
Do you think Mario would do the same for Sandra??? Or Marcela for Mariana?? Or Gutierrez for Bertha??? Hrll nah, they wouldn't give a shit. Armando already felt deep tenderness for her, and now rewatching from the start it's so painfully obvious that that tenderness started straight up since the "I know I'll learn many things by your side" back since the job interview.
Armando was never repulsed by Betty. No one who is truly repulsed by someone else would ever hug that someone else and clean their tears.
I'm so sorry Betty for ever thinking that you fell in love out of nowhere, now as an adult I see that Armando’s behavior was never professional entirely😭 you had all the reason to fall for him😭😭
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elsareyblog · 3 months
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les propongo un juego de ysblf
empezamos una cadena en la que vamos desvirtuando la novela cada vez más?
paso a explicarme: yo comienzo contando una parte que sí pasó en ysblf y elijo un punto que hubiera hecho que la historia sea muuuy diferente, ahí abro un multiverso y ustedes la siguen a partir de ahí eligiendo otro punto que haría que se aleje todavía más de lo que fue ysblf. ahí pueden contar lo que habría cambiado o dejar que otra persona imagine lo que habría provocado ese cambio. les pinta? empiezo:
betty llega a ecomoda y presenta su hoja de vida. gutierrez elige a patricia, armando indignado le dice que busque a otra, le habla de betty, él le encarga que la llame para que vaya al otro día. marcela se enoja porque él no quiere a pattico como secretaria, discuten, etc. betty llega a ecomoda para la entrevista con armando, roberto y marcela. nota que marcela no la quiere para el trabajo y que armando sí. la entrevista se desarrolla tal cual sale en la novela. betty llega a su casa y charla con su mamá respecto a eso. ella le aconseja que tiene que intentar ganarse a todos los jefes para poder trabajar tranquila y para poder ascender a un cargo ejecutivo en un futuro. betty le encuentra razón así que cuando ocurre lo de Karina Larson, ella actúa rotundamente diferente: le cuenta a Marcela que Karina vino a buscar a Armando y no le dice nada a él, le pide que lo maneje ella, con discreción sí, para no perder la confianza de Armando (algo que ni a Marcela le conviene que suceda, si Betty está un poco de su lado). Marcela la saca de la empresa a patadas y le promete arruinarle su carrera como modelo (o algo así), Armando nunca se entera de esto. Betty ya tiene la confianza de Marcela y no ha perdido la de Armando (algo que le puede jugar a favor a armando cuando quiera serle infiel en el futuro, porque betty tendría ya ganada a su novia). A Marcela ahora sí le cae un poco mejor. Patricia ya no es tan necesaria porque está Betty. Ella no es que sea la espía de Marcela, porque también le cubre las espaldas a Armando en lo que puede, pero intenta mantener la mejor relación posible con la prometida de su jefe que también trabaja ahí. ¿Cómo sigue?...
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captain-amadeus · 4 months
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What To Do with a Bucket: A Demonstration
Roland grabbing a bucket while saying, "I'll take care of him", referring to the guard still in front after Sofia turns herself tiny to sneak past the guard, grab the cell keys, and free her entire family from their cell.
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Roland proceeding to sneak behind the guard and cover his head with said bucket while the guard was being distracted by Armando Gutierrez's puppet show about a farmer being led into the jungle by a lady who turned into a jaguar.
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Roland, having blocked the guard's field of vision with the bucket, proceeding to UNSHEATHE THE GUARD'S SWORD FROM HIS SCABBARD while saying, "Grab him!", however the action is not needed because the guard bumps into the wall and collapses on the floor.
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Armando wholesomely grabbing onto the guard's arm and exclaiming, "Got him!" in celebration of getting the guard. Roland smiles along wholesomely at the successful attack.
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Roland saying, "Well done." to Armando's gesture. His face might show some concern, but it is most likely from how easy it was to defeat the guard or a serious sincerity of "Very good making sure the guard is down and done for." because Roland needs to be serious in this situation.
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Roland locking the guard in the same cell that his family was being held in. His expression shows his displeasure at the mistreatment his family has been put through.
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beckybloomwood · 6 months
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ysblf italian remake if they went through with the project in 2008
set in milan (fashion capital)
betty's family is southern (stereotypical overbearing father)
aura maria is either southern or from emilia romagna (stereotypical curvy oversexed woman)
ace juice
apericena instead of work cocktails (someone will use the word sushino at some point)
patricia 6 semester of finance at bocconi
patricia buys her clothes in via montenapoleone and bertha finds the replicas at her neighbourhood mercato
the adriana arboleda role is a former miss italia playing herself in her acting debut
gutierrez still uses english words cause he's a bauscia but this also means he says "taaaac" every other sentence
freddy drives an ape car
bertha eating the sponsors food with cringe dialogue about how good it is
patricia getting lost in the milan metro after her car is confiscated
betty leaves a sibilla aleramo poem for armando
cheap fabrics imported from an illegal chinese sweatshop in prato
modigliani exhibit (problematic slut like picasso)
gigi d'alessio singing cameo (he serenades betty)
diego dalla palma cameo (most famous make up artist and tv personality in italy - he does betty's makeover)
portofino arc sponsor by the liguria tourism board
michel is still a foreigner but is inexplicably played by someone who is italian and has no accent
before every episode there's a mini sketch advertisement for a phone company with the characters
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whentheynameyoujoy · 1 year
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All right, tweaking the YSBLF ending, here we go:
No. Fucking. Voice. Over.
Everything up until Betty learning about Daniel’s plans stays. She storms out of the conference room, determined not to let this shit destroy everything just to prove a point. The cartel has sussed out Armando’s on the production floor. Betty asks them to stay back (you can’t tell me that such an intensely private person would enjoy what’s essentially a love declaration in the middle of a football match). They, of course, follow secretly, probably hidden in a bag of chips or smth.
Hermes isn’t on the production floor or in his office. He is *somewhere* doing *something* but what he definitely isn’t doing is barging in with a shotgun.
Betty arrives at the production floor, right before Armando is about to go out and make a public speech about his resignation. She pulls him aside, Gutierrez tells everyone to go back to work, no “and everyone clapped” scenario. They go through their canon argument but by means of an impassioned dialogue. Betty tells Armando about Daniel’s intentions and urges him to assume the presidency; the whole reason why they landed in this mess is because she did everything in her power to help him hold onto his family heritage, to make his parents proud (she doesn’t say this but it was her way of showing him she loved him). In turn, Armando refuses; he realized what the company needs is Betty, not him, that she deserves to be the one leading it (supporting Betty is how he shows he loves her). Betty goes, fine, then, I’ll stay but you have to as well. Again, Armando refuses; he’s the reason why she wanted to leave in the first place, the only thing preventing her from doing her job, so it makes sense for him to be the one to pack up. Exasperated, Betty plants one on him. There are a few looks from the workers, the cartel gasp in their bag of chips, but no one claps. Confused, perplexed, bamboozled, having no idea what’s going on, Armando promises to stay in the company and follows Betty up to the conference room.
In the conference room, Betty’s the one to crack the whip and explain exactly why dissolving the company would cost Daniel everything. Armando only gets to speak and defend m’lady’s honour as Daniel’s leaving and throwing jabs at Betty.
While Armando is showcasing his shining armour, Betty retreats to the place that witnessed her greatest joys and greatest heartbreak—her old office. Armando follows her there, still not understanding anything. Betty reveals what Marcela told her, says that she never stopped loving him and how impossibly hard it was for her to live with those feelings, thinking he only ever used and despised her. The reconciliation isn’t a polite civil convo with gentle kisses; it’s a complete sobfest, a huge outpouring of repressed emotions. Betty has just learned that what she’d always dreamt about—to be genuinely loved and appreciated for who she is despite her appearance—did come true in the middle of all that awfulness. To her, it’s the same paradigm shift as finding the Letter, another “murder”, another reason to fundamentally change how she views things. On Armando’s part, he finally made peace with the idea of losing Betty for good, yet now he hears that he got her back, through no action of his own but instead as a final show of Marcela’s love for him. No way is this completely emotionally sterile; I’m talking the wettest scene in the whole show.
At one point, the door to the presidential office lets go and the cartel falls on the floor; of course, they’ve been trying to listen in on the two. Freddy launches into his wedding speech, his “they have agreed to work together for better and worse, in sickness and health, I now pronounce them the president and vice-president of Ecomoda”, only to be interrupted by Armando telling him not to be an idiot and go back to work. The cartel skidaddle, with Bertha commenting on what an exhausting day this has been and how she’s ready to go sleep it off; Sofía points out it’s not even lunch hour yet.
Marcela places a resignation letter on her desk, takes one last look at the company, her father’s legacy, and moves to leave. Patricia tries to follow but Marcela rebuffs her; while not explicitly said, it’s clear the friendship is over. There’s nothing positive in it anymore and Marcela wants to leave it behind. Time for Patricia to sink, or swim—she isn’t hoisted on Marcela as some kind of bad karma, undermining and ridiculing Marcela’s powerful scene with Betty.
Betty finds Patricia sobbing at her desk, mourning over having lost her last friend, her last connection to the good life—she has hit rock bottom at long last. She reveals to Betty that Marcela resigned. Betty gives her essentially the same speech she gave to Hugo at the fashion show—they haven’t been friends and it’s unlikely they ever will be but Patricia has a place in Ecomoda if she wants it and there’s no reason for them not to be civil with each other. She gives Patricia a handkerchief, Patricia thanks her and blows her nose. It’s unclear whether or not she will take this chance to do something with her life.
Over the next few days, Betty and Armando divvy up Mario and Marcela’s workload, working 16 hour shifts, putting out fires, trying to find replacements. Gradually, they slip into their old amiable dynamic from the first half of the show, except now it’s less boss & subordinate and more buddy cop duo. Being in a normal relationship is new to them (as would be to Hermes if he knew which he doesn’t). They prefer keeping to themselves instead of parading it around and there’s a lot of awkwardness for them to overcome but they find that what helps them settle into it is their original way of relating to each other—through work and Betty’s stupid jokes (occasional kisses and forehead touches are allowed). When they find someone to take over after Marcela and Mario, after Gutierrez flooding them with candidates whose main qualifications are their social connections, it’s two untested but highly qualified newbies, just like Betty started out as. They’re not exactly fashionable but clearly put in the effort which is why Betty and Armando, having barely slept for days, look like they’re wearing their best Derelicte in comparison. When everyone else calls it a day, they find they’re too knackered to drive home when that couch in Betty’s office looks so inviting. So, naturally, they end up having sex on it (you’re welcome).
Time skip, they’re announcing to Betty’s family they’re getting married. Hermes is caught completely off guard by this sudden development. They give him the PG version—“We spent so much time together that at one point we realized we’re more than just co-workers”.
Armando tells his parents about the upcoming marriage. It’s obvious they’re very much not on board and they express their reservations about Betty, politely but resolutely. Armando responds that as long as they feel that way the only time they’ll be seeing him is at board meetings. The door is left open for Margarita and Roberto to get over themselves at some point in the future but they aren’t shown attending the wedding.
No Hugo scene. I hate it. It’s like it fell right out of the old Betty’s daydream about being accepted by those who mistreat her, plus Hugo’s eventual return to Ecomoda was foreshadowed anyway after the fashion show. Get it away from me.
The wedding day starts exactly as in canon, with Hermes’ coke can finally giving up the ghost. The difference is that Armando leaves to meet Betty halfway. She sees her childhood self and we all cry our eyes out, whereupon Armando arrives, arguing with Hermes about his piece of shit car as they’re rushing Betty to the church. Betty turns back and waves into the camera one last time. Freeze frame, the end, no pointlessly prolonged wedding or jokes about ugly babies that undermine the entire message.
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ilfascinodelvago · 11 months
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Zanotelli: «Serve un unico, forte movimento per la pace e l’ambiente»
«Siamo sull’orlo di due abissi: l’inverno nucleare, basta un incidente e ci siamo, e l’estate incandescente per la crisi climatica. Serve un unico forte movimento per la pace e l’ambiente»: così il missionario comboniano Alex Zanotelli fotografa l’attuale momento storico.
Festeggiamo la Repubblica, che vieta la guerra come mezzo di offesa ma anche di risoluzione delle controversie, con una parata militare.
È assurdo e l’ho sempre detto in questi anni. Ma cos’ha a che fare la parata militare con la festa della Repubblica italiana? Una repubblica che è bastata sull’articolo 11, che ripudia la guerra, mentre invece siamo in guerra da tutte le parti. Una contraddizione totale.
Il conflitto in Ucraina va avanti da più di un anno, si riaccende l’ex Jugoslavia. In Italia non c’è un vero dibattito.
C’è una narrativa in questo paese in cui incredibilmente la parola pace è scomparsa. La guerra in Ucraina ha riarmato l’Europa, quello che sta avvenendo fa paura. Secondo il rapporto Sipri, nel 2022 la spesa militare degli stati dell’Europa centrale e occidentale è stata di 345 miliardi di dollari, per la prima volta ha superato quella del 1989. A questo ha contribuito anche l’imposizione dettata dalla Nato di impiegare il 2% del Pil in armamenti. Il presidente Usa Biden ha detto «voglio che la guerra in Ucraina continui per indebolire la Russia per poi fronteggiare la Cina» e questo sta infiammando tutto l’Indopacifico. Gli Usa hanno dato i sottomarini atomici all’Australia e hanno chiesto alle Filippine di installare altre 5 basi militari. Si sta armando fino ai denti il Giappone, che ha una costituzione pacifista. Si sta armando anche la Germania, che pure ha una costituzione pacifista, mettendo sul piatto 100 miliardi. Una Germania che si arma è pericolosa per l’Europa. Giochiamo tutti col fuoco.
Il parlamento Ue ha approvato il progetto di legge Asap a sostegno della produzione di munizioni anche con i fondi del Pnrr.
Una cosa di una gravità estrema. Quei fondi dovevano servire per scuola, sanità, creare possibilità di vita. Invece si potranno dirottare verso l’industria bellica, ci sono già 500 milioni di euro preventivati, una bestemmia. Mi preoccupa come il Pd sta votando: il Partito democratico e la sinistra devono svoltare su questi temi. Non è concepibile barcamenarsi tra visioni opposte.
La giustificazione del provvedimento sono gli arsenali vuoti. Stiamo ristrutturando l’industria europea verso il settore militare?
Siamo dentro un’economia di guerra, del resto basta vedere quante porte girevoli ci sono nel governo verso Leonardo, uno dei maggiori player della sicurezza. Papa Francesco ha detto «siamo già dentro la Terza guerra mondiale». E Gutierrez, il segretario Onu, afferma che stiamo andando «a occhi aperti» verso una nuova guerra mondiale.
Nel 2024 ci sono le elezioni europee che potrebbero segnare un cambio radicale verso destra.
Nel mio libro Lettera alla tribù bianca racconto come il suprematismo sta invadendo il mondo: Bolsonaro, Trump, i paesi europei come Polonia e Ungheria. Se in Spagna vincesse Vox rischiamo che l’ultradestra travolga le stesse istituzioni Ue. Dobbiamo dire «gente, vogliamo davvero andare verso il disastro totale?». Non solo l’olocausto nucleare ma anche l’estate incandescente. Spese militari, guerre, voli di aerei da combattimento stanno pesando sull’ecosistema tanto quanto lo stile di vita del 10% più ricco del mondo. Il pianeta non sopporta più la presenza dell’homo sapiens, divenuto demens.
Industria di guerra, cambiamento climatico provocheranno nuovi movimenti migratori a cui l’Europa risponde chiudendo i confini.
I migranti superano già i 100 milioni, immaginiamo cosa succederà quando il calore crescerà nella zona saheliana. La gente scapperà e vale lo stesso per i conflitti. Fuggono da guerre che facciamo noi, da cambiamenti climatici che provochiamo noi nel nord del mondo. L’Africa nel prossimo secolo potrebbe raggiungere oltre 2 miliardi di persone ma chi ci potrà vivere se si va avanti in questo modo? Ai nostri politici interessa il profitto, se arriva dagli armamenti non importa. Questi sono gli ultimi dati di spesa in Italia: 4 miliardi e 200 milioni destinati all’esercito per 200 carrarmati; alla marina 12 miliardi per la terza portaerei e il raddoppio della flotta; all’aeronautica 8 miliardi e 700 milioni per F35 e Eurofighter Typhoon. È follia.
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cartoonfangirl1218 · 1 year
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Something that took me a long time to notice was that Armando has always been in the title card. And now I’m just wondering. Was he supposed to have a bigger role in the series because you know title card is usually for the main cast. In the third season they took away Esteban and included Flo so like. . . They meant to keep him. I mean Armando’s nice and a vital part of the castle system but he had like one spotlight episode? He’s mainly comic relief. So questions there.
Anyone got any theories?
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armandoswife · 2 years
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My unpopular opinions on YSBLF
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AMO a Bertha, i know, es chismosisísima y se aprovecho de Betty algunas veces, pero aaaaaah, uno de mis comedy reliefs favoritos en la historia. La critican mucho porque fue ella quien le conto a Armando lo de Nicolás pero prácticamente sin ella no hay historia, y lo hizo de forma inocente porque sabemos que su defecto era ser boquisuelta, simplemente no lo pudo evitar, además le dijo a Betty lo que le había dicho a Armando, si lo pensamos no es tan mala amiga, solo actuó de acuerdo a sus debilidades (como todos en la novela).
No soporto a Hugo, se me hace el personaje más cruel e hipócrita, acepto que es un muy buen personaje, pues aunque cae en un par de estereotipos estaba super adelantado a su época. Pero es malo y sin razón. Sabemos que Marcela es mala con Betty porque la ve como una amenaza a su relación y al puesto de su amiga (lo cual no está bien pero por lo menos hay una razón), sabemos que Partricia es mala con Betty porque la ve como una amenaza a su trabajo… pero ¿y Hugo? es malo porque sí, porque es fea y ya. La ofende cada vez que puede h la humilla frente a sus modelos y amigas. Su personaje nunca evoluciona realmente, comienza a tratar a Betty bien porque es la presidenta, le pago unas vacaciones y ya no la considera fea. Horrible.
No me gusta el personaje de Inesita. A diferencia de Hugo, Inesita es un mal personaje pero una buena persona, y es que es eso exactamente lo que me estresa, es un personaje tan terriblemente vacío, nunca hace nada mal, incluso cuando a través del tiempo se contradice ella siempre tiene la razón (por ejemplo cuando al inicio de la novela nos dicen que es una mujer super reservada y regaña al cuartel por meterse en asuntos privados y luego la tenemos contándole a Armando donde está Betty cuando ella se va con el francés). Simplemente un personaje super plano, de típica telenovela mexicana mala.
No se que tan unpopular opinion sea pero AAAAH Natalia Ramirez mató al elenco, su interpretación es impecable, aunque al inicio de la novela no sobresale a partir de la mitad nadie se le compara. Amo a Betty y amo a Armando pero ninguno de los dos, por mas momentos tristes que tuvieran me hizo berrear como loca las 6 veces que he visto la novela como lo hace Natalia Ramirez en esa escena desgarradora donde Armando la deja definitivamente y no es por Jorge Enrique, ella podría estar hablando sola en ese comedor y en esa habitación y yo lloraría MARES. Es que es como si me arrancaran el corazón y me lo destriparan. Ademas el “¡Ay no!” cuando Armando le dice que sigue enamorado de Betty, es que es el mejor break up en pantalla que he visto y solo por ella. SHE CARRIED THE WHOLE SECOND HALF OF THE NOVELA
Mariana reina del cuartel. No need to explain. I love my unproblematic queen. DIGAN ALGO MALO Q HIZO MARIANA??? no hay nada she did nothing wrong, incluso con la medio cagada de q la bajaran a recepción jamas le hizo ni una mala mirada a Betty.
No odié la reconciliación. Well… Al inicio sí, honestamente esperaba mucho más de Fernando Gaitán pero con el tiempo la he aceptado, entiendo que es una escena super rara, super incomoda, no esta bien hecha, pero me causa confort, y es la única razón por la que no la odio. Ver a todos los personajes, a Gutierrez haciendo pucheros, a Freddy con sus pendejaditas, a Wilson como tronco ahí atrás, Don Hermes entrando de padre amargado, simplemente me da cierta paz. De todas maneras entiendo porque mucha gente la odia y tampoco me quejaría de una reconciliación privada, pasa que es súper difícil escribirla y supongo que Fernando estaba hasta el culo un poco ya.
El francés no esta guapo.
Tampoco Daniel Valencia.
Me gustó que Armando fuera a hablar con Doña Julia. Algo similar a la reconciliación, al inicio me incomodó porque no quiero a un exnovio hablando con mi mamá, pero Betty siempre fue una niña de papis, era lo único que le quedaba a Armando y tener los huevotes de ir a hablarle a su suegra que lo odiaba solo porque para él era la única manera de recuperar a Betty (ya sabiendo que ella también lo amaba aún) es de admirar
No entiendo a la gente q ama a Calderon, osea no lo odio pero es como?????????? q tiene de super bueno para amarlo, hes not even that hot.
Me gustaban más los lentes viejos de Betty, se veía mas tierna y joven, igual es una belleza siempre
La oficina de Brtty no estaba tan mal. O en mi pais hay muy malas condiciones laborales. O yo tengo expectativas muy bajas.
La cabeza de Armando no es TAN grande, solo contrasta con la de Betty
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WELL that was all for today, acepto debates sajaksj. En este post se me sale un poco lo malhablada que soy, lo siento si les incomoda pero llevo como cuatro días durmiendo 2 horas y tengo insomnio, así que honestamente apenas y puedo pensar coherentemente lo que escribo. Also muchas faltas de ortografía e inglés culerito pero as I said me lo permito en estas condiciones.
DEJENME SUS UNPOPULAR OPINIONS PORFAAA, son de mis cosas favoritas de leer y no encuentro muchas. Be wild. No me importa si me dicen que su unpopular opinion es q Marcela y Armando debieron terminar juntos, necesito drama.
foto de Jorge Enrique joven para descomprimir este post horrible.
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realmadridnews · 2 years
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Transfer rumors
Transfers in:
Goalkeepers: David Ospina (SSC Napoli (free agent)), Gabriel Slonina (Chicago Fire)
Defenders: Miguel Gutierrez (Real Madrid Castilla; promotion), Fran Garcia (Rayo Vallecano), Antonio Rudiger (Chelsea London (free agent)), Reece James (Chelsea London), Alvaro Odriozola (staying)
Midfielders: Aurelien Tchouameni (AS Monaco), Paul Pogba (Manchester United (free agent)), Leroy Sane (Bayern Munchen), Fabian Ruiz (SSC Napoli), Amine Gouiri (OGC Nice), Lovro Majher (Stade Rennes), Youssoufa Moukoko (Borussia Dortmund)
Forwards: Kylian Mbappe (PSG (free agent)), Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munchen), Raul De Tomas (RCD Espanyol), Borja Mayoral (staying), Rafael Leao (AC Milan), Gabriel Jesus (Manchester City), Raheem Sterling (Manchester City), Christopher Nkunku (RB Leipzig), Juanmi Latasa (Real Madrid Castilla; promotion), Sadio Mane (FC Liverpool), Serge Gnabry (Bayern Munchen), Timo Werner (Chelsea London), Jonathan Burkardt (1. FSV Mainz 05), Noah Okafor (Red Bull Salzburg), Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid), Matheus (Botafogo Rio de Janeiro), Armando Broja (Chelsea London)
Transfers out:
Andriy Lunin (loan/definite transfer): West Ham United
Jesus Vallejo: RCD Espanyol
Victor Chust (loan/definite transfer/buy back option): Cadiz CF
Ferland Mendy:
Marcelo (end of contract): AS Monaco, Inter Miami, Fenerbahce SK, end of career, Real Valladolid, AC Milan, Getafe CF, AC Monza, SS Lazio, Olympiakos SFP
Alvaro Odriozola: ACF Fiorentina, Inter Milan
Casemiro: Manchester United
Isco Alarcon (end of contract): Real Betis, FC Barcelona, Tottenham Hotspur, FC Sevilla, Chelsea London, Newcastle United, West Ham United, AS Roma
Daniel Ceballos: Real Betis, Villarreal CF
Luka Modric (end of contract):
Marco Asensio: Manchester United, AC Milan, Newcastle United
Reinier Jesus (loan): Real Valladolid, Real Betis, Valencia CF, RCD Espanyol, AS Roma, Udinese Calcio, Benfica Lisbon, Torino FC, Girona CF
Takefusa Kubo (loan/buy back option/definitive transfer): Real Sociedad, Real Valladolid
Gareth Bale (end of contract): Newcastle United, Atletico Madrid, career end, Getafe CF, Tottenham Hotspur, AC Milan, Cardiff City, Nottingham Forest, Rayo Vallecano, Los Angeles FC
Luka Jovic: Eintracht Frankfurt, AC Milan, Arsenal London, Everton FC, Inter Milan, Bayern Munchen, Getafe CF, Rayo Vallecano, ACF Fiorentina, Besiktas JK, FC Sevilla, Nottingham Forest
Mariano Diaz: Fenerbahce SK, Olympique Lyon, Valencia CF, Getafe CF, Real Valladolid, Celta Vigo
Borja Mayoral: Getafe CF, Celta Vigo, Bologna FC
Sergio Arribas (loan/buy back option): Rayo Vallecano
Juanmi Latasa (loan/buy back option): Rayo Vallecano, Getafe CF
Mario Gila (loan/buy back option): Getafe CF, SS Lazio
Ivan Morante (loan/buy back option): Rayo Vallecano, Deportivo Alaves, UD Ibiza
Rafa Marin (loan/buy back option): RCD Mallorca
Peter Gonzalez (loan/buy back option): Rayo Vallecano, Getafe CF
Carlos Dotor (loan):
Sergio Santos (buy back option/loan): CD Leganes, CD Mirandes
Miguel Gutierrez (buy back option): Girona FC
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glitch-in-the-system · 3 months
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More @F! worldbuilding dump:
Many people come to Electri City to try and make it big... and a whole lot more people end up falling out of it. Like you won't necessarily fall into ruin or anything-- probably just go back home or something, which is still disappointing.
Or you can be like accomplished former actor Armando Gutierrez who became a CEO of a tech company after agents kept telling him he's 'too old' now for acting.
And as you can imagine being a fallen actor does not make for the best CEO pick.
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En tu opinión, que hubiera pasado si Patricia de verdad hubiera estado 100% embarazada, pero no supiera quién es el papá?
Abortaría (Aunque con que plata?)?
Se ganaría la simpatía de las mamás del cuartel cuando empezará a mostrar barriga?
Escogería a Mario o a Daniel? O Nicolás aprovecharía el papayazo 🤣?
Si escogiera a Daniel, sería capaz de decirle a su mejor amiga que se acostó con su hermano?
Siempre me ha parecido que podría ser un AU interesante. Aunque pobre criatura con tremendos padres, ya sea Calderón o Valencia (si le dan el apellido🤣) . En la novela Patricia andaba toda relajada porque era puro chisme que resultó a su favor, pero si fuera verdadero ahí si ni un Mercedes la salva de ese chicharrón.
Ohhh me encantaaa! Perdona la tardanza, me debatía sobre como contestar!
Veamos!
Para extra drama, supongamos que Patricia no sabía de su embarazo. Ella genuinamente pensaba que los estaba tomando a todos por tontos, pero cuando llega esa prueba de embarazo mandada a hacer por el Cuartel, sale positiva
El Cuartel está sorprendido de darse cuenta que la Peliteñida no mentía, pero nadie está más sorprendido que la mismísima Peliteñida
En este AU, Patricia sí había tenido síntomas, similares a los vistos en la novela. En la novela todo esto fue o dramatizacion o causado por otros problemas, pero en edte AU no, aunque ella estaba convencida de que exageraba o simplemente se debían a su hambre, porque su prueba de embarazo de Farmacia había salido negativa
Siguiendo la lógica de la novela, el padre sería Daniel. Por qué? Porque Patricia tenía un dispositivo anticonceptivo (el cual en este AU evidentemente falló), del cual Daniel se confió y nunca se cuidó. Esto es algo que Patricia le tira en cara en la misma novela y que Daniel no niega. Mario, por el contrario, directamente le dice a Armando que sí usó preservativos en la novela y que por eso mismo no podia creer que Patricia edtuviera embarazada. Por cuestiones de números, es más probable que fuera de Daniel
Pero en este AU, supongamos que Patricia no sabe de quién es el bebé!
Supongamos que el Cuartel en realidad no va a esa colección dado que ya no tienen la buena nueva para Calderón.
En este AU, igualmente, Patricia gana un poco más de tiempo para decidir qué hacer con su vida, si escoger Miami (Daniel) o matrimonio (Mario)
Aunque tal como en la novela, Mario aún no ha dicho que sí se casará, Patricia está convencida de que aceptará eventualmente, pero aún así está aún dividida entre a cual hombre escoger.
Por esto mismo ella disfruta felizmente de la colección, tranquila y alegre pensando que los está tomando a todos por tontos, sin saber qué toda su mentira es verdad.
Así que Patricia no se da cuenta sino hasta el día siguiente en Ecomoda cuando Gutierrez le menciona que qué bueno que ya había metido la papelería para su futura licencia por maternidad
Esto es algo que Patricia no entiende hasta que Sofia o Bertha le hacen algún comentario del tipo "vea, peliteñida, nosotras pensamos que usted era puro cuento, pero ya con esos examenes, sabemos que usted no es mentirosa... nada más es imbécil por creer que eso le va a servir para atrapar por siempre a don Mario!" Seguido de una carcajada.
Patricia, por primera vez dejando pasar el ibsulto y su primer duda sería, pero de qué examen hablan?
Y ahí Bertha le confiesa, a medio mentiras, que por "protocolo" de la empresa pidió de parte de Ecomoda una prueba de embarazo para Patricia para poder meter la papelería. Y salió positiva
Patricia se pone histérica, exigiendo ver esos examenes que Bertha, confindida, le entrega. Patricia se pone pálida del susto al darse cuenta de que su mentira era cine por ciento verdad
Y como Patricia no es muy inteligente que digamos, su primer instinto es ir a llorarle a Marcela. Patricia entraría de golpe a la oficina de Marcela haciendo el mismo escándalo similar al que le hizo en la novela cuando se le murió el celular. Llegaría gritando "Marce, Marce!!! Una tragedia, Marcela, necesito tu ayuda!!" De tam manera que la pobre Marce pegaría un bricolaje y preocupada le preguntaría que pasó. Luego Patricia le diría que está embarazada, y Marcela estaría de "🤨🤨🤨 eso ya lo sabíamos, Patricia, no has parado de hablar de eso en toda la semana!!"
Supongo entonces que Patty tendría que inventarse algo como que ahora sí estaba 100% segura y no sabía qué hacer
Marcela le volvería a decir que no lo tenga
Patricia lo pensaría, pero tras considerarlo seriamente-- definitivamente esa es la opción menos conveniente.
Desde un principio de la novela, Patty dice que ya no está para "noviecitos" y que quiere estabilidad. Para ella, esta es la mejor manera de conseguirlo con quien quiera
Así que le toca escoger
Ella va a hablar con Mario primero, puesto que ya sabe lo que Daniel propone.
Si de verdad no hubiera ningún niño en camino, probablemente escogería a Daniel. Daniel le ofrece un departamento en su lugar de ensueños con una cantidad de plata de ensueños. Pero ahora ya no va a poder usar esa plata en membresía del gym y tintes para el cabello, sino que tendría que usarla en pañales y colegiaturas. Estaría sola en otro país con un niño sin padre.
Así que definitivamente Mario suena mejor, puesto que es una vida de lujos, dentro de su mismo círculo social donde recuperaría su estatus, y su hijo tendría apellido-- sin mencionar el orgullo de haber logrado domar al soltero coficiado Mario Calderón. Pero no lo va a escoger hasta estar segura de que tiene un futuro asegurado con él
Patricia, evidentemente, piensa poco o nada en el futuro de su hijo, ella piensa en su comodidad.
Así que va a hablar con Calderón a exigirle, amenazarlo casi, de que si no se casan, ella se irá del país y nunca la verá de nuevo ni a a ella ni a su hijo.
Tras una discusión donde Mario trata de llegar a un punto medio y Patricia no cede, Mario termina aceptando casarse... muy a su pesar.
Toda la noche lo estuvo consumiendo la idea de tener un hijo en otro país al cual jamás conocerá. Tal como vimos en la novela, Mario siente una genuina culpa y responsabilidad hacia ese niño, y aunque odia a los niños, la idea de no estar en su vida lo atormenta.
Así que acepta casarse, y esa noche se lo cuenta con muchísimo pesar a Armando, quien después de burlarse un poco por cómo Mario mismo se burlaba de él por casarse, le repite que eventualmente se pueden divorciar, y ya.
Mario se siente como cordero rumbo al matadero.
Patricia, por otro lado, está brincando de alegría, ya planeando la boda y viendo vestidos y todo lo que se venga.
Ohhh, y lo mejor de todo, es que sus deudas también se volverán las de Mario!
Ella está que no cabe de alegría
Así que después de felizmente gritarle a los cuatro cielos que se va a casar, va a ver a Daniel
Él como siempre seco y directo le dice que ya tiene su boleto listo rumbo a Miami
Pero Patricia muy segura le dice que estasegura de que el hijo no es de él, y que no se toene que volver a preocupar por el asunto. Tampoco lo quiere volver a ver nunca
Daniel posiblemente trate de hacerla renunciar o algo, y Patricia, siendo Patricia, no le da la satisfacción de decirle que si, a pesar de que obviamente tiene 100% la intención de no trabajar una vez casada, como lo hizo cuando fue esposa de Mauricio Brightman
Despues de una discusión, ambos acuerdan bajo amenzas de no revelar nada: si Patricia dice que el hijo es o pudo ser de Daniel a cualquiera, Daniel contará lo del computador y le dirá a Mario que el hijo no es suyo. Si Daniel cuenta lo de computador o hace comentarios a Mario o a cualquiera de Patricia haber engañado a Mario, Patricia contará que el niño es de él.
En otras palabras, se amenazan mutuamente, y acuerdan no volver a hablarse.
Así Patricia se quita eso de encima, y ahoea sí entra en pleno en plan boda, porqhe se quiere casar rapido para 1) no se le vea la panza en el obviamwnte carisimo vestido que quiere usar, y 2) para dehar de trabajar y que Mario la mantenga cuanto antes!
Lo cual abslutamente MATA a Mario. Cada que Patricia sele acerca para consultarle algo de la boda quiere huir.
Claro que Patricia 5rata de manipularlo con cosas como "nuestro hijo siente tu rechazo Mario" "nuestro hijo va a querer ver fotos de nuestra boda, Mario" y cosas así
Y claro que Patricia quiere tirar la casa por la ventana con una boda enorme y carísima (mejor que la primera que tuvo y muuuucho mejor que la Mercedes Domínguez, claro)
Pero obvio Mario sabe que no se puede gastar plata así nada más teniendo en cuenta las dificultades económicas actuales
Y tras mucho rollo, dramas y consejos de Marcela de que no ponga a Mario contra la espada o la pared a menos que quiera terminar siendo madre soltera, Patricia se conforma con una fiesta chica pero un vestido glorioso
Obvio Mario es como muerto en vida durante la ceremonia y fiesta, pero al menos agradece que no fue por lo católico (debido a que Patricia es divorciada)
Y desde el momento en que se firman los papeles, empieza el infierno se Mario.
Patricia usa su embarazo como excusa para portarse aún más cruel, inútil y mimada, exigiendo de todo
Se vuelve muy similar a Marcela en el sentido de que nada más está cazando a su pareja. Patricia misma dice en la novela que perseguía a su ex esposo y le chocaba los bolsillos y todo😂 así que sería lo mismo con Mario
Después de muy largos y tortuosos meses para Mario, por fin nace la niña
Y para sorpresa de nadie, a Patricia no le importa mucho más allá de ponerle vestidos lindos y presumir con sus amigas lo magnífica madre que es y lo hermosa que es su hija
La pobre niña realmente no es querida por ninguno de sus padres. Mario siente responsabilidad con ella, pero nunca la quiso tocar. Se ve obligado a hacerlo cuando ve que Patricia, a pesar de estar todo el día en la casa con la niña, realmente no la mueve o cambia o alimenta, y en las noches no se levanta a cuidarla. No la quiere mucho ni le tiene gran prioridad,.
Con el paso de los años y ahora ya los tres viviendo en Argentina, Mario le agarra cieeeeerto cariño a la niña, pero definitivamente nunca llega a amarla como tal.
Nunca tuvieron otros hijos porque Mario se hizo la vasectomía
Eso sí, Mario engañó un millón de veces a Patricia, principalmente tras, como en Ecomoda, darse cuenta que mostrar el que es padre e inventarse historias como que es viudo, le ganan muchísima simpatía
Gracias a esto le desarrolla cierto agrado a la niña, supongo.
Se terminan divorciando al cabo de unos 7 años, y Patricia, ni queriendo volver a pasar por lo que pasó con Mauricio, le quita una bueeeena cantidad en el divorcio más la manutención
Fin! Jajaja creo que mis respuestas no tuvieron mucho que ver con Ecomoda, pero honestamente siento que Patty se saldría de trabajar en cuanto pudiera y exprimirlo hasta más no poder jajaja y Mario pues, ni modo! Aceptaría!
Gracias por el ask! Lamento mucho lo que tardó!
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soikeoclubnet · 2 years
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Soi kèo, nhận định Boca Juniors vs Deportivol Cali, 07h00 ngày 27/05/
Soi kèo, nhận định Boca Juniors vs Deportivol Cali, 07h00 ngày 27/05/
Trận cầu tại sân vận động Alberto Jose Armando tới đây tại Copa Libertadores sẽ là cuộc đụng độ giữa Boca Juniors vs Deportivol Cali. Sau khi thất bại trước đối thủ ở trận lượt đi, Boca Junior tràn đầy hy vọng được trả món nợ này khi được đá trên sân nhà ở trận đối đầu tới.
Soi kèo Boca Juniors vs Deportivol Cali
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Boca Juniors hiện đang đứng tại vị trí thứ 2 trên bảng xếp hạng bảng E Copa Libertadores. Thành tích của đội bóng này là 2 trận thắng, 0 trận hòa và 2 trận thua. Số bàn thắng ghi được là 3 pha lập công còn số bàn thua mà họ phải nhận là 4 lần phải vào lưới nhặt bóng.
5 trận gần nhất trên sân nhà của mình, Boca Juniors có được 3 trận thắng cùng với 2 trận hòa. Lần ra sân mới nhất của họ tại sân nhà là trận thắng trước Racing Avellaneda với tỷ số 6-5 trên chấm Penalty sau khi hai đội cầm chân nhau với tỷ số 0-0 trong thời gian thi đấu chính thức.
Soi kèo Boca Juniors vs Deportivol Cali
Deportivol Cali đứng tại vị trí thứ 3 trên bảng xếp hạng bảng E Copa Libertadores. Thành tích của đội bóng này tại giải đấu là 1 trận thắng, 2 trận hòa và 1 trận thua. Số bàn thắng ghi được là 4 lần làm rung lưới đối thủ còn số bàn thua là đang dừng lại ở con số 3 bàn.
5 trận gần nhất trên sân khách của mình, Deportivol Cali có được 1 chiến thắng, 3 trận hòa cùng 1 lần phải nhận về thất bại. Lần ra sân mới nhất của họ trên sân khách là trận thua 0-3 trước Patriotas.
Bên phía Boca Juniors cầu thủ đang có số pha lập công nhiều nhất là Dario Benedetto với 2 bàn thắng. Trong khi đó bên phía Deportivol Cali cầu thủ có số pha lập công nhiều nhất là Guillermo Burdisso cũng với 2 bàn thắng. 
Lần gặp nhau gần nhất, Deportivol Cali có được chiến thắng 2-0 trước đối thủ với lợi thế sân nhà của mình. Boca Juniors chắc chắn sẽ muốn trả món nợ này khi ở kèo đấu tới lợi thế sân nhà sẽ thuộc về họ.
Mùa giải năm nay, Boca Juniors kiểm soát bóng trung bình là 54%, có 12.0 cú sút mỗi trận và có được 0.8 bàn thắng. Trong khi đó Deportivol Cali kiểm soát bóng trung bình là 43%, có 11.0 cú sút mỗi trận và có được 1.0 bàn thắng.
Nhận định kèo châu Á Boca Juniors vs Deportivol Cali: Boca Juniors -0.25
Trên sân nhà của mình Boca Juniors chỉ mới đá 1 trận và dành được luôn 1 chiến thắng trong trận đấu này. Trong khi đó Deportivol Cali trên sân khách đá 2 trận thì có được 1 trận thua và 1 trận hòa.
Lựa chọn Boca Juniors trận này.
Soi kèo tài xỉu Boca Juniors vs Deportivol Cali: Chọn xỉu 2.5
Boca Juniors trong 3 trận gần nhất trên sân nhà có được 4 bàn thắng, trong khi đó Deportivol Cali trong 3 trận gần nhất đá trên sân khách có được cho mình 2 bàn thắng. Lần đụng độ nhau gần nhất giữa hai đội cũng xuất hiện kèo xỉu bàn thắng.
Lựa chọn xỉu bàn thắng trận này.
Dự đoán tỷ số: Boca Juniors 1 – 0 Deportivol Cali
Nhận định Boca Juniors vs Deportivol Cali
2/3 trận đã qua của Boca Juniors trong hiệp 1 có ít nhất một bàn thắng được ghi.
3/3 trận đã qua của Deportivol Cali trong hiệp 1 có ít nhất một bàn thắng được ghi.
Trận đấu gần nhất giữa hai đội có 2 bàn thắng được ghi, với không một bàn nào được ghi trong hiệp 1.
Hai đội được hưởng trung bình 6-7 quả góc/trận.
Hai đội phải nhận trung bình 3-4 thẻ vàng/trận.
Đội hình xuất phát dự kiến hai đội:
Boca Juniors: Garcia, Rojo, Fabra, Figal, Mancuso, Salvio, Romero, Fernandez, Rolon, Vega, Orsini.
Deportivo Cali: Amores, Gutierrez, Burdiso, Carrascal, Bonilla, Caicedo, Balanta, Vasquez, Ortega, Gonzalez, Vuletich.
Nguồn: https://soikeoclub.net/soi-keo-nhan-dinh-boca-juniors-vs-deportivol-cali-07h00-ngay-27-05-2022/
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