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#bc i would not know - at all! no inclination whatsoever! if i went anyway nothing would come out! - i needed to pee
somecunttookmyurl · 7 months
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my body alert me to having an entirely full bladder with more than 30s warning challenge (impossible)
#it! is! so! annoying! just! be! normal! *screams*#genuinely i did piss myself as a kid a LOT until i was like. 10. no lie.#bc i would not know - at all! no inclination whatsoever! if i went anyway nothing would come out! - i needed to pee#until we hit 'you are going to piss yourself immediately'#just 0 to 100 in 0.35 seconds#and i did not have the control or muscle strength or whatever to not just. piss myself if i wasnt in immediate reach of a bathroom#i went though two. years. of 'bladder retraining' therapy#which is MEANT to retune you into signals or whatever so you know you need to pee with a fucking resonable amount of warning#spoiler: it did not do this#it did not improve the signalling at all whatsoever#what it DID do was develop the necessary strength and control to become doubled over with sudden OH GOD RIGHT NOW pee pain#BUT be able to hold it off for 5-10 min if necessary#which to the adults around me was a success bc it looked like i knew how to pee properly now#i don't. i just know how to NOT pee MYSELF and make it embarrassing. difference.#look man i'm 33 presumably there will literally never be a point in my life where i will know 'oh i kinda need to pee' an hour before#i will always be playing Highway To The Danger Zone every day forever#i just live like this#CHRIST it's so FUCKING annoying though#i mean this applies to all functions i have no internal signalling for anything until it is Super Right Now Urgent#my body notify me of anything at all ever challenge (impossible)#god if this aint the most annoying one though
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hoonface · 7 years
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TAGGY GAMES #2
TAGGED BY @s-lay-ing thank you so much!! I had fun doing this <3 <3 Will tag... @healinghoshi (vicky pls dont tell me youre stressing too much TT-TT) @wonuthewhale (i will still tag you in these even though you dont do them >:D) @jisoosmeoli (CARMENNN) @vitaminniedk (vivienne!!) @jisoominghao JELLY WHERE ARE YOU TT-TT PLEASE TELL ME YOURE DOING OKAY <3 
Alright then, here we go: 
8 questions tag 😈
So you have to answer the questions that the person who tagged you made & then you have to come up with your own questions, as simple as that 😁
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHICH QUESTIONS I’M MEANT TO DO AND WHAT I’M NOT MEANT TO SO… YOLO (I’m so cringey I apologise)
1. what’s your favorite bridge in a song? (i know this is so difficult but i thought narrowing it to the bridge might help?? but back 2 u’s is honestly so good)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A BRIDGE IS EDUCATE ME
2. how many spoons can you balance on your face? (photo evidence is optional)
Nothing is tearing me away from the computer and this music that is coming from my headphones which is connected to my computer.
3. the ingredients you would put in your ideal smoothie are….
…the basics? Strawberry, milk, honey and such?
4. what was the defining moment that made your ult bias your bias?
Jihoon? It just kind of happened. It felt like he kind of just biased wrecked me way too much… I still have bias wreckers, definitely, but at the end of the day its always Jihoon that I love the most, and I think that’s the defining moment.
5. would you change your eye color if you could? if so what color? (it can be natural or not have fun w it lol)
…tbh I think I’m fine with this, I can’t imagine myself with anything else.
6. what are your favorite physical and personality traits of your top bias(es)? (alternatively just your fave picture of our bias if you can’t pick actually just include your fave picture bc why not)
JIHOON
Physical? His arms? Like what? No? What? Happened? Why? Is he suddenly?
Personality? He is kinda like tsundere but you can really tell he loves his members. He’s always so humble, despite being so amazing and I just love him. A tough exterior covering a soft and caring Jihoon <3
Choi Seungcheol
Physical: …his body in general? I mean like if you watch him dance in Mansae, his legs move in a really satisfying way (why do I feel like I’m saying something wrong) but like his arms are really nice too?
Personality: I just. This boy. He’s so incredibly hardworking and he clearly loves his members and takes care of them like he’s their father, he’s always so humble and selfless. Always thinks of others before himself <3
7. do you have a go-to video to make you laugh/cheer you up?
Honestly, just SVT in general. Their videos always make me feel better <3
8. end w your favorite quote/emoji/emoticon(ノ´ヮ`)ノ*: ・゚
Loving you is a blessing.
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AGAIN, DO I DO THESE? I’m sorry if I’m not meant to but here goes nothing:
1. If you could have any idols hairstyle past or present whose would you choose?
…isn’t it like a no brainer? YoON JEONGHAN’S LONG HAIR.
2. If you could take your bias group or just your bias and put them into another universe i.e. wizarding world or similar what world would you but them in? And why?
………………………………………………………………………………………?
3. Fave idol outfit? doesn’t have to be your bias just any outfit you’ve liked! Provide pictures if you want!
The time SEVENTEEN WAS AT SBS GAYO DAEJUKCHAE? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT WAS CALLED BUT THE PRINCE OUTFITS WERE SO DAMN NICE OH MY GOD  
4. Favorite fancam? Im a fancam ho I need recs plx.
Oooooh, I had a whole google document of this and now I have no idea where it went…uhhh… there are definitely some that I love….. . . … … . .THE FANCAM OF CHEOL AND HOSH TALKING TO THE KID I AM D E A D
5. What are your favorite girl group non title songs, if you don’t have any what are your favorite gg mvs?
I don’t listen to girl groups that much? Please don’t take offense, I promise I have nothing against girl groups, but when I do listen to them they’re mostly title tracks.
Favorite video: … no idea
6. If you could create your own group drawing from all other groups regardless of companies who would you choose and what would there concept be?
…the disadvantages of being only SVT biased, you have no idea how to answer this question XD
7. so you are going to a music festival and in this dream world you get to decide all the ppl/groups that are going to be there, who would you choose? It doesn’t just have to be Kpop!
LOL I CAN’T ANSWER THIS EITHER I’M NOT MULTIFANDOM XDD
8. If you could have any talent in the world what would you want it to be? I would want to be in anyway musically inclined rip me tbh.
The talent to be good at everything :DDDD
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Now, my questions:
1_ Thoughts on paying for a hitouch?
I’m not that sure tbh, what exactly is a hitouch? Do I get to talk to them?
2_ Now, if your favorite group/artist (kpop or not) chooses you to go on stage to perform with them…do you think you could do a great job?
Hell no. I have no performing skills whatsoever.
3_ (CHOREOGRAPHY WISE) Adore u or Shining Diamond? Mansae or Rock? Pretty u or Chuck? Boom Boom or Smile Flower doesn’t have a choreo so Highlight? Don’t wanna cry or Crazy In Love?
Adore U, Mansae, Pretty U, Smile Flower, Don’t Wanna Cry.
4_ Is there a song you absolutely adore from an artist/group you don’t really stan/like?
EXO CBX’S HEY MAMA OH MY GODDDD I’M STILL ADDICTED
5_ Name your Top 10 non title kpop songs 🎶 (songs that aren’t the main single nor the second song they tend to promote along the main one)
I have no idea.
6_ if you’ve had your first job already: what’s the very first thing you bought with your first paycheck? If you haven’t had a job yet, what’s the most meaningful item you own?
I can’t exactly say I own my family and friends, but that’s what I’m saying.
7_ Have you ever tried to do something you’ve seen on social media? (Recipes, make up tutorials, a viral challenge, a DIY etc) if so, what have you attempted to do?
No XD
8_ Right now at this very exact moment the three leaders of Seventeen go to wherever you are w/ a camera crew and all that jazz to say you were chosen to participate with them and one friend of your choice in a new edition of OFD (in your country obvi). Now: where did they find you? Which friend would you pick (can be from anywhere)? and if you had to pick between the three units, which one would you join? (😜😜😜)
Where did they find me? …at my house? Is that strange? I would pick my best friend probably, she loves Seventeen too. What IS THAT LAST QUESTION OH MY GODDDD ……………………………………… .       . . . bu-buT TT-TT vocal unit it is~
Bonus question bc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: is there a movie you consider is beyond underrated? I need movie recommendations 😁
I don’t watch movies a lot XD but I personally think Pitch Perfect 1 didn’t really meet my expectations.
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Questions game:
I’ve done this before but I’ll leave this here for the people I’ve tagged~
Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag some blogs you would like to get to know better!
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• Last thing you googled:  
• Side-blog:
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• When did you make this blog: main blog?
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