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thedarthcar · 2 months

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You Say, Goodbye And I. Say, Hello

Funny Paul mccartney and y/n fanfic

I do not write serious fanfics so if you came here for a good one... LEAVE. Paul does NOT act like paul. I like to make them stuipd and funny as freak!

A short summary is that, uh. Uh, y/n is not having it today, but paul is having a joyful day. Y/n trys her werid ways to avoid talking to the sassy theatrical paul mccartney. Oh this is set in the 60s idk when tho. Paul is blue bc he is blue. Y/n is pink bc she's a girlllll😍😍😍😍

Not proof read I just send my shit out!

Word count: 1217

'Today has been such a tough day,' Paul thinks to himself. I mean, it really has been. He's been working on this new song for the beatles all day now. "Well, time for a nice deserved break then!" He says to himself like some sort of psycho. He grabs all his personal items like his keys, his picture of the queen, and whatever the hell else british people bring on their person. He leaves his apartment walking onto the sidewalk. Right after he gets on his walk, he has that swing swing swingaling-esque walk. It's the kind toe walkers have where you look to joyful, like some cartoon character.

Pauls side

Y/n is a straight hater today. She didn't get to sleep in till 2pm. today, so she is ready to fight or cry. Who knows really what she will do, not even she knows. 'Well, i guess I'll go to the park, and I uhhhh' y/n thinks and thinks,'then leave right away'. of course, she won't be out long she hates everything. She has on her werid funky patterned clothes and is ready to hit the road (she is going to literally hit the floor with every step in anger) the last thing y/n wants to do today is walk into anybody she knows because that means she has to talk to them and do you think she has time for that? Well, I mean, she does, but does she want to? No. Now she starts her short walk to the big park.

Y/n side

Paul is in such a joyful mood. he is just trying to talk to everyone at this park he has walked himself into. All he is saying is, "Hello!" and "How are you?" And "have a good day!". He seems to be such a chatty fellow. How did he even become friends with the human hating y/n. Who knows... Maybe you know.... anyways! Paul waves to a group of girls saying, "Hello!". He throws them a quick wink and a smile. Who does he think he is doing that. Like be for real. Who actually does that. Well, the girls giggles and blush because it's the 60s, and girls love that. But as he looks away from the girls, straight ahead, he sees his good friend y/n. He starts to walk faster to catch up with her.

Pauls side

Y/n side

Y/n is looking right at the floor. She was watching as her feet moved as she walked and saw how if she focused on walking, it would become harder to walk. she had a thought 'Dude what the freak this is so annoying dude' never said it was a good one, but it was a thought. She notices the sound of someone walking closer to her. She doesn't look because she doesn't want to make eye contact and be forced into a conversation. So she starts to walk a little faster, but the steps behind her also speed up. Naturally, like every other person, she speeds up her walking now, speed walking. The person starts to speed up with her again. 'nah what the fuck' y/n thinks almost saying it out loud. Y/n is scared at this point. She starts running now. She has had enough. But it's not full on running, it's that type of run where you arein that walking stance but you are running. But now from anyone else in this park they look crazy. This looks like a scene out of a movie where a girl is about to be kidnapped. But no one cares because its the 60s.

Paul is just trying to catch up with y/n, but he is honestly confused about why she keeps on picking up speed. He's getting exhausted. The grown man is done with this. He runs full speed like a freak and jumps right in front of y/n. He takes a minute to catch his breath.

Pauls side

Y/n is started by the man finally catching up to her, and she finds it baffling that this man just jumped in front of her. Especially since that jump was so whimsical. She looks up at the man's face to see her friend Paul. OH, is she relieved to see him and not some crazy looking guy. Paul and the crazy guy aren't that different to her. She still is not in the mood to talk to anybody. 'Please don't talk to me.' y/n thinks. Even tho she knows, the man obviously really wants to talk to her, but little does he know she has a trick to keep this conversation short.

Y/n side

Paul has finally found the energy to say something to y/n. "Hello!" 'Really.... that's all he's gonna say after chasing you down the park road?'

Mixed sides kinda??????

Y/n is just looking at the tall princess Paulie wishing she can just erase him from the face of earth with just her stare.

Paul says it again because y/n didn't respond the first time. Which he found odd.

"Hello"

"Goodbye"

Y/n quickly but very moodingly says as she walks around the man. Paul is confused. He just ran so far so he could talk to you. But you have just ignored him and said 'goodbye' to. He's not having this. He is determined to talk to his dear friend.

"Y/N" HE YELLS LIKE A WERID Creature.

like a deranged man on the streets. He wants your Attention. No, he needs it now. He wants you to talk to him. He is now taking it as a challenge.

"Bye" y/n responses

The man is crushed. 'Why is she evil?' Paul thinks. He feels defeated so much that he almost gives up buthe had an idea. He thought if he walked next to y/n, she would HAVE to talk to him. Oh boy, was he wrong.

Y/n - "Bye"

Paul- "But-"

Y/n- "bye"

Paul- "why-"

Y/n- "BYE" she puts her hand up to block his face.

The sassy, long eyelashe man gasps! He puts his hand to his chest like he is in some kdrama. He is offended by y/n. 'But everyone wants to talk to me...' he thought. But he doesn't understand this girl. She is one special character. He sits there in deep thought, taking his loss in talking to y/n.

But y/n is still evil, so she run to the top of the bridge of the path right above them. She yells down, "I HATE YOU GAGAGAGA," leaning over the side of the bridge, making it look like that one scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman throws the chainsaw off the stairs.

Then she continues to walk away back to her apartmentjust like nothing happened, but she did enjoy Paul being there. She just enjoyed the fact that she made his day just a bit harder. Paul was just sitting there watching her in awe as she walked away. He didn't think of this as a strange interaction with her. She always thinks he's something funny going on. THAT is why they are friends. Paul likes her messed up sense of humor, and y/n just love to make people confused and scared and all the above.

Plus, Paul knows that "I hate you" is how y/n says, "I love you," to her friends. So he thinks about that.

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