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#best of all the penguin movies of the early 2k
tabethawithane · 2 years
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no but why is surf’s up’s score top tier?
Mychael Danna did not have to go this hard for a mockumentary about surfing penguins.
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stylinsonlibrary · 6 years
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Do you know any good ones where one of them is asexual? Or both are?
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ASEXUAL FIC REC
if you like having secret little rendez-vous by busancafe (1k)
louis is a villain sent to seduce the flash after his boss finds out the super hero was gay. turns out he isn't totally gay, but rather more like louis.
Show Me Baby That You Love Me So by pygmypuffle (1k)
Someone is leaving mistletoe all over their shared flat and Louis knows it's not him.
‘96 by orphan_account (2k)
harry and louis love each other very much. it's the nineties in london and everything is nice.
easy by achapterends (2k)
Harry and Louis share a bed. Louis comes out. Harry loves unconditionally.
A Dash of Salt by pinkskies (2k)
Louis has trouble finding dates comfortable with his asexuality, Zayn tries to help him out, and Harry loves memes. There's a deadline somewhere in there.
I Study Rainbows by orphan_account (3k)
He stopped himself mid sentence. Never had he had to say the words out loud. That he was pan. That he was asexual, which was a thing that was more frowned upon than being gay or lesbian or even bisexual. He was ashamed of himself for not saying it aloud. He had no problem with what he was. Never had any problem. But it was just actually saying it that made it more real, if that made sense. It made sense for Harry.
could we ever be enough? by thepriestthinksitsthedevil (3k)
“You know - we don’t have to have sex, right?” Louis asked slowly, turning Harry’s face up to look into his eyes. “I just want to be with you. I don’t want to do anything that you’re not completely comfortable with.”
“I am comfortable,” Harry lied. “It’ll be better next time. When I’m less nervous.”
Or: asexual Harry struggles with finding normalcy in his relationship with Louis, and it takes Louis reminding him that he's too special to have a normal relationship for him to come to terms with it.
The Road to Acceptance by distortedrain (4k)
Louis comes out to the boys as asexual one at a time, in order of age (or best friend-ness). They're awkward, awkward, awkward, except for one of them.
We Put Our Love First by MoreThanTonight (4k)
Strangers Like Me. by kotabear24 (4k)
Harry is a trans woman. Louis is asexual. They are happily in love.
A story about discovering yourself in the safety of the arms of your loved one.
Almost Perfect by ItsTeatimeSomewhere (5k)
Most people don't appreciate the graffiti of dicks going up around the neighbourhood, but Harry is intrigued.
Maybe We’re Fireproof by quietlycrash (7k)
The classic Harry and Louis love story including fake dating and evil management, with a twist: Harry is asexual.
a lightning in your eyes i can’t deny by vanillabeanniall (7k)
Harry first met Louis in a toy store when he was six.
He fell in love with him over the course of a few years.
The dramatic story of the ace fic you never knew you wanted.
different colors by enterprisecaptainoikawa & kingdavidbowie (7k)
“I’m gonna go try and,” Louis considers his options for a moment. He’s seen hundreds of romance movies, knows how this goes. “Movie magic,” he tells Zayn. “I’m gonna try for that.”
His first grand plan involves tossing an exorbitant amount of cash in guitar boy’s open case. Except Louis doesn’t have an exorbitant amount of cash on him. He’s got a couple of quarters in his jeans, and he’s probably going to need those to ride the bus eventually. Plan B involves tossing a rose into the case, maybe with his phone number scrawled on a slip of paper wrapped around it. Louis is also short on flowers, as it is.
In the end, he does what’s probably the best thing possible: he completely fucks it up.
Like Him by b0yfriendsinl0ve (7k)
Louis must be dreaming, because there’s a pretty boy who’s like him and seems to like him and how can that be real.
Well Here We Go Again by ItsTeatimeSomewhere (8k)
People like Louis don't have soulmates, because people like Louis can't be loved.
Come On Make It Easy, Say I Never Mattered by madsuptonogood (8k)
Tattoo parlor/flower shop au. Harry runs the tattoo parlor where Zayn gets his piercings done, and one fateful day Zayn brings Louis with him. Niall and Zayn scheme, Harry draws lots of flowers, Louis teases him, because what is healthy affection, and Liam pops in to act like the protective dad he is.
let it be, you can’t make it come or go by wlwpeggycarter (12k)
“My friends and everybody else, they want something, but I- I don’t want it. And it scares me because I know that I should want it, but I just don’t. I feel alone, and like no one understands me. And I don’t know if there is something wrong with me for not wanting it, or if it’s something else, but I’m scared that I won’t be like everyone else when I get older, and I have to lie to people about it, and I just want to stop lying.” Harry takes a deep breath after that, feeling scared after he just told his biggest secret to someone. But, what he said didn’t make that much sense because he left out many important words (i.e.- sex).
Harry is ace, and he meets Louis at a party. They get separated, but they find each other again.
To call for hands of above (to lean on) by starsinoureyes (12k)
Harry finds a cat. She likes him and he likes her. Then he takes her to the vet.
Like to Keep You Laughing by kikikryslee (12k)
Louis gasped. “Are you straight? Oh, I'm sorry, man. You should’ve just told me; I would’ve left you alone.”
“No, no, that’s not it," Harry said. "I like guys. I definitely like guys.”
“OK…”
“Louis, I’m ace.”
Louis snorted. “Kind of full of yourself, aren’t you?”Or, the one where Louis is a frat boy who likes to hook up and Harry is someone who doesn't hook up ever.
The Thinker of Tender Thoughts by SpeakingWithInk (13k)
Louis sits on his hands to stop them from shaking as he adds, ‘and I’m ace.’ If only he had glitter, he thinks. Coming out deserves a bit of sparkle.
Lost in You by loviedovielou (15k)
Harry is nineteen and thinks kissing is weird. This is his first problem, but certainly not his last.
you’re bleeding, but you’ll be okay by strong (17k)
Louis loves people easily, yet it's difficult for him to find someone to love him in return. He meets Harry at a concert neither of them wants to attend.
All These Little Games by jwdish98 (20k)
There were four things that Louis learned very early on in this whole mess.
One, Harry Styles was absolutely beautiful. The most beautiful person to ever live, probably. Two, Louis was kind of in love with her already. Somehow. She couldn’t help it, really. Three, Harry absolutely didn’t feel the same way about her.
And, four, everything-- absolutely everything-- was Niall’s fault.
we could be stars by transstevebucky (23k)
“Me watching makeup tutorials.” His voice is shaking. He wants to deny it, but Harry knows everything and stores the information away for perusal afterwards. “It doesn’t mean anything.”
Harry nods, slowly, like he doesn’t want to scare him away.
“It’s okay if it does mean something, though,” he begins, smooth and gentle, mouth resting against the line of Louis’s jaw. It’s comforting in a way it wouldn’t be with anyone else. “You know that, right?”
or; Louis falls down the rabbit hole of makeup, and Harry's always there to catch him.
Looking in the dark (with an empty heart) by starsinoureyes (25k)
In a perfect world One Direction is not interviewed by idiots. In a perfect world Harry doesn't have to defend his relationship with Louis.
Harry and Louis are out, and the whole world loves their love story, until an interviewer takes hints that they're together for a very long time now, and their libido must have changed since they were young. They don't say anything, until the media turns against them, saying their relationship must be very dull after all these years.The only thing the media doesn't know, that Louis is asexual. His biggest fear is that Harry will leave him because of it, even though Harry grabs every chance to comfort him how perfect their relationship is, and he wouldn't want to change anything.
So when in an interview the host directly calls them out on their sex-life, Harry snaps at them without thinking, outing Louis.
wait up, i’m coming home by hattalove (28k)
The boy beams. It’s brighter than the lights dotting the sidewalk into the distance. Louis is absolutely entranced by the stretch of his lips and the way his jaw gives way to his neck, pale skin and smooth bone. There’s something about him that reminds Louis of a sunset, a painting, a beautiful thing.
or the one where louis finds harry, then loses him, then finds him again. a flawless performance from fate featuring some penguins, some celestial bodies, and a whole lot of tea.
Ace by aclosetlarryshipper (32k)
It’s real. He can’t keep denying it. Denial has just made things more difficult. Acceptance is the first stage to anything.
Louis sniffles and pulls the sun visor down, flipping it open to reveal the mirror. He stares into his own icy eyes, grimacing at the red rim around the edges.
He tries to say the words, but they still feel too final and condemning.
Or The sexuality crisis you probably haven't read.
if you love me by transstevebucky (35k)
“You could pretend to be my partner.” Harry has his hands tucked in his lap, like he’s making a professional business decision, and not destroying Louis’s life.
“No.” He tries, and a grin stretches at Harry’s mouth. “I said no, arsehole.”
“Louis,” and it’s not fair that Harry puts his puppy eyes on, “please pretend to be my fake partner so I don’t have to cry about lying to my mum.”
“Okay,” it’s a nail in his coffin, and he knows that, “I’ll be your fake boyfriend.”
He hopes the alarms in his head stop blaring soon.
au. pretending to be your best friend’s boyfriend has never been so easy.
Crying lightning by frenchkiss (42k)
Louis doesn't remember the accident, and when he wakes up he finds that he doesn't remember any of the last ten years of his life either. All he knows is there's some curly-haired bloke by his bed claiming to be the husband he shares a house, a dog, and a life with, two siblings he's never met before waiting for him in the waiting room, and more niggling questions at the back of his head than anyone can physically answer.
This really isn't how he planned to spend his Wednesday.
Here’s also the 1D Aro-Ace Fic Exchange
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