I still think about the phrase "Blorbaux from my tapestries" about once a week
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Blorbaux from my tapestries
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rememeber when maleficent saw diaval as a man for the first time and the first things she noticed about him is that he is tall, he has silky hair and he has a rich melodic voice
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the fact that diaval had perfect bela lugosi dracula hairstyle while living in 14th century scottish woods is so wild to me. like. what an icon. he was goth before being goth was a thing.
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the "the dark fae being apprehensive/disrespectful towards diaval" trope is all fun and dramatic, but something tells me that the diaval and the dark fae dynamics will actually be like that "cha cha slide" snl skit
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the way diaval heard the farmer call him the devil and immediately took that as his name... king of reclaiming slurs.
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i feel like modern!diaval would be the kind of person to buy those, like, two square feet of land in borough of dunfermline just so that he can be declared a lord of scotland
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