#bolognese risotto

[darkcreamz95]

So I guess we survived Episode 1 of the Joker Out Cooking Show?

#joker out #joker out cooking show #jan peteh #bolognese risotto #le art of darkcreamz95 #thanks for the live blogging comments folks i was laughing so hard #so yeah have a quick doodle on me #OMG BTW THE JO AND JAN TAGS ARE TRENDING OH I WONDER WHYYY 👀👀👀

[theraggedygirl11]

The fandom collectively went

Screenshots courtesy of jokeroutsubs

#they tried to warn us #and we didn't listen #are they still alive after that bolognese risotto? #no one felt sick? #jan peteh #joker out #joker out subs

[arctixout]

I love Jan. He mostly just hangs around and listens to what others are saying, chiming in every now and then. But then when he's in the spot light once in a blue moon you'll be thinking about wtf he just did and said for the next two months.

#joker out #jan peteh #risotto bolognese with 36 jan hairs is not leaving my brain #what a peculiar human being he is

[lovvecherrymotion]

okay time to admit i don't think the food looked bad AND all things considered it was probably tasty (maybe a bit too salty for me considering the amount of salt jan added buuuuuuut 💀)

#like the flavors were probably good #i just wouldn't call it a risotto bolognese #it sure looked better than whatever the fuck nace did yesterday AND I LOVE HIM #joker out

[jaarijani]

im thriving for the joker out commune "oh my god they were roommates" content keep it coming boys

#joker out #i dont even care that risotto bolognese sounds horrific i love these guys #this is exactly like every single video me and my friends filmed when we were on holiday in a house with 11 ppl

[alien-girl-21]

Love how joker out said "cooking show!" Did one episode and disappeared

#starting to think it was just an excuse for jan to show us his bolognese risotto and nothing else #hope they prove me wrong today 🥰 #joker out

[maximumdante]

Following and confirming all the stereotypes about my country, everytime Joker Out cook something vaguely Italian I get shivers and I'd arrest all of them.

#joker out #nace jordan #bojan cvjeticanin #jan peteh #kris gustin #jure maček #bojan cvjetićanin #RISOTTO BOLOGNESE WTF #im calling the police

[eurovisijan]

I'm so mesmerised by Jan's voice and looks that I'm not paying the due attention to what monstrosity he is cooking.

WHAT'S BOLOGNESE RISOTTO?????

My Italian heart can't take it

(i know it's probably bc nace can't eat gluten, it was just an odd choice to me)

#jan peteh #joker out #WHAT'S A BOLOGNESE RISOTTO??? #can't believe they kept their words

[schmanguss]

#burrataphilly #burrata #tomatoes #prosciutto #figbalsamic #mussels #chorizo #stringbeans #pappardelle #bolognese #scallops #saffron #risotto #duck #peaches #faro #porkbolognese #pasta #cremebrulee #chocolatevanillabomba #hazelnutgelato #passyunk #philly #fooding #eats #nomnom #myfriendsarebetterthanyours (at Burrata) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiqIDX3JX5u/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#burrataphilly #burrata #tomatoes #prosciutto #figbalsamic #mussels #chorizo #stringbeans #pappardelle #bolognese #scallops #saffron #risotto #duck #peaches #faro #porkbolognese #pasta #cremebrulee #chocolatevanillabomba #hazelnutgelato #passyunk #philly #fooding #eats #nomnom #myfriendsarebetterthanyours

[darkcreamz95]

I'm sorry bolognese risotto BUT WHERE IS THE TOMATO 🍅

#joker out #joker out cooking show #hey jan peteh #where are the tomatoes in the bolognese #bolognese risotto #yup thats right this haunted me the whole night #i had to rewatch their video #and i swear no part of the video ever shows or mentions TOMATO

[luluxa]

✨risotto bolognese✨

#joker out #jan peteh #ft. weak salt

[ere-na]

thanks for the tag @damiannasworld , @lipsmackingxyoldun , @paperphilia ! I thought it'd be funny to make a Kä/JO version (this is very dumb 😂) , if whoever wants to try again 😆

bojan or jere // tiara or cowboy hat // yogurt or ginger shot // summer rain or winter snow // turtle or praying mantis // camping or hotel // eyeliner jure or mullet nace // weak salt or weak onion // sunglasses or rings // coffee or tea // knife or fork // risotto bolognese or sweet rice porridge // Madrid or Amsterdam // small spoon or big spoon // arm tattoos or leg tattoos // sauna or bbq

feel free to modify 🫶

#Kä/JO tag game #during compilation I realised I know a lot about dumb things they did but not so many trivia facts

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Am I the asshole for "gatekeeping Risotto" while I am not Italian ?🍚🇮🇹

Silly AITA. I (27F) am 100% sure I am not the asshole but my bf(26M) is 100% sure I am. One of us must be…

This morning, my bf told me he was making risotto for diner. Great, I love risotto. However what he cooked for diner that night was not what I would call risotto.

Uncooked onions are difficult on my stomach. My bf didn't want to worry about undercooking it so he kindly made an onion-less risotto.

He dislikes the taste of alcoho in food so he didn't use any wine for cooking the rice.

He didn't have stock so he used plain salted water.

He dislikes cheese so he didn't use parmesan.

He doesn't like the texture of overcooked vegetable so he cooked and put them on a separate plate.

He DID use carnaroli rice (rice usually used for risotto) but cooked it in a rice cooker.

At the end of the night, I expressed to my bf that while I was really grateful that he spent time cooking a meal for us and I really liked said meal, but …The dish he cooked was not what I expected when he said we will have risotto. In fact I wouldn't cal it a risotto at all but more plainly : rice with side of vegetable.

He said as long as you use the "risotto rice" you ARE making risotto and he must know because he IS of Italian ascendance (no one in his family has ever been to Italy or connected in any significant way to Italian culture).

I said I disagree because if I say I am making Mac&Cheese, I can't put bolognese sauce on pasta and call it a day.

He called me an asshole for gatekeeping his culture from him. I think he can cook his cultural dishes however he want, but after a certain point of change he can't expect for people to recognize the original recipe. Words (and recipes !) have a meaning .

Help us with this disagreement tumblr, who is the risotto asshole ?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

[da-proti-toku-grem]

bolognese risotto strikes again

#joker out #jan peteh #bojan cvjetićanin #nace jordan

[alien-girl-21]

I should be studying for my test but instead I'm too busy thinking about what the hell is jan cooking

#they are breaking something from the geneva convention i just know it #at least whatever i say will be more coherent than a bolognese risotto #joker out

[lovvecherrymotion]

so far we got jenga, vacuuming at 11pm, writing 72 songs, cooking bolognese risotto... what's next? bojan ironing clothes? grocery shopping? movie night????

#joker out #i can't wait to see what comes next #place your bets