#breadclips

[breadcrab]

Goodnight sweet prince

#i made this yesterday because of the banlist but you all get to watch it too. look at my cards boy #breadclips #digimon card game #digimon #this also counts as a bladepost

[mocury-moto]

my friend: can you hand me a bread clip real quick

me: do you want the niveus Constricula chalasma or the olivaceus Palpatophora glyphodarsalis

my friend: i think youre getting a bit TOO autistic

#amicus.txt #for record this did not actually happen #yet. #im sure it will some day when i keep being obsessed with this to the point of having memorized these things #if my parents get to be autistic about marble races i get to be autistic about breadclip taxonomy #its only fair

[i-havenothingelsetopost]

whoever invented tri-point screws can go fuck themselves and burn in hell

#i accidentally dropped a breadclip into my toaster #and it slipped somewhere inside the casing and won't come out by shaking #i can hear and sometimes see it. and it should be so easy to remove #like this toaster has a screwed-on bottom and i have a whole screwdriver set that dad must've left behind #with all these removable heads of different shapes and sizes #where even if the exact right head couldn't be found‚ it'd be fine‚ because the flat ones can be used for normal + -shaped screws too #(i used to tighten the screws in my old laptop with the tip of a pair of scissors) #BUT SOME GENIUS #CHOSE TRI-POINT SCREWS FOR THIS SIMPLE EVERYDAY HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE #THAT I THINK SHOULD BE OPENABLE FOR MAINTENANCE OR AT THE VERY LEAST CLEANING #argh #vent post #i haven't had significant opinions on hardware before

[raggedy-madi]

*at tennis practice today*

Girl #1- I like your Romper-dress thing!

Me - awwww thanks-

Girl #2 (maybe 12/13 and quiet)- yeah! you look like you would work at hot topic but be all of them except the one who says 'if death doesn't come by the end of the work-week, I'm taking it into my own hands'

And just left afterwards??

#hot topic #tennis #Idk if it's needed for context but I'm in yellow brown and black flannel pinafore w/ a brown sleeveless sweater & sanrio earrings I made. #My hair is also puffed with a breadclip #and at the time I was wearing white/pastel rainbow running shoes) #i think i'm flattered?

[elericelery]

Cleaning my desktop for the new semester. Here's some breadclip pngs I cut out to use for folder images :3 Most of these just from the first google images that popped up but some are from the HORG

This is my desktop now :D The background is from the game A Little to the Left

#pngs #png #occlupanid #bread clip #bread tag #bread tie #bread clip png #occlupanid png #occlupanids

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

when i was a little kid i was obsessed with the warning signs on farm equipment i was gonna be a warning sign maker when i grew up. sadly that nevee happened but nice blog

you can still do it

i have friend interning at a breadclip factory rn

[hometownrockstar]

updated breadclip collection. take note of the 3 grey ones, two dark blue, and one brown.

[lemonjestercoffee]

hey bread-clipblr need some help

so this puppy right? i was originally just comparing it to the breadclip species website to kinda just chuckle at myself a bit, but then i actually kinda got stuck cause i don't actually know which species it is.

like, it's in their Tridentidae family, but i can't really find one it fits to a tee, and i'm not sure what parts are and aren't considered characteristics of specific types.

it has the outer body of this one, but the mouth(?) is all wrong

and this one has the mouth(?) right, and the body wrong

i can't find one that fits right and it's kinda actually bugging me now, anyone actually got anything to help me out here

#kai time #bread clips #bread clip #bread clip taxinomy #this started as a joke but now i'm actually curious and fustraited

[alientiime]

i started collecting breadclips, albeit quite slowly since i forgot about it for a bit

my collection's small for now, but i do have two different colours

the pastel yellow on this is cute, and the shape in the centre reminds me of an inkblot test and wrenches

kind of oily, the colour makes me think of sulfre my oc

it's smaller than the yellow one and its centre is friendly, makes me think of the cross-section of an apple

#collection

[breadcrab]

#gogov deniers in shambles #bless Imagination Station for subbing the Inserts. Why is there an insert here #breadclips

[institute-of-bread-science]

behold! The new breadclip design just dropped... in a knotty-like bread-shape - aka "pretzelfication of the paperclip"

#silly crafts #silly #bread #pretzel #bretzel #knotty bread #bread science #bread clip #breadified brain #bread brainer

[jwbstuhr]

hey does someone have the breadclip taxonomy post in full

#katherine txt 8008

[zrpants]

would love to see more macroscopic acellular life. to the tune of horg breadclips and pet rocks and kirby.

[glissandodisaster]

how the hell do you swallow a breadclip though..... arent those things too huge for any human throat, let alone a child's

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

using a barrette to breadclip my bag of marshmallows closed #girl

[hometownrockstar]

bread clip collecting is like real life gatcha. i just pulled a 5 star epic brown breadclip on my everything bagel bag today