#btw the parrot's name is goochy

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Mirajane: This is... different

Cana: Oh, yeah, I did my hair an-

Mirajane: The parrot.

Cana: Oh. This guy. Yeah he’s pretty cool. Super smart too. Watch this. Who’s the best mage in the Fairy Tail guild?

Parrot: Cana

Cana: What about Gildarts?

Parrot: Gildarts is a bitch

Mirajane: That’s so petty. But he’s so cool. What’s a pretty little birdie!

Parrot: Mirajane

Cana: Oh no

Mirajane: What?

Parrot: Mirajane is a snack. Cana wants to be pinned down and fu-

Cana: I have a parrot up for adoption

#canajane #outed by a bird #i've written fanfics that have a similar premise #omg if someone writes this PLEASE tag me i'm BEGGING #Cana Alberona #cana continues to be a mood #i too talk to animals so if i had a parrot it would have SO MANY secrets #'squawk squawk. *snippets of song lyrics* *lines from fics im proofreading* *WOW [person] IS SO PRETTY ASAASASH I AM GOING TO KISS U ON THE #OUTH PINK FLOWERS SEXY SEXYYY BREAD OWO NYMPHCORE? OH LOOK CONZ MESSAGED ME BACK SKSKSKSKSK BESTIE KING GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT GATEKEEP UWU I LIK #F R O G S #that's my entire internal monologue except i dont keep it internal so thats what the parrot would say #btw the parrot's name is goochy #oh also i forgot one thing the parrot would say : *MANIACAL LAUGHTER AT WALLACE AND GROMIT MEMES* #mirajane strauss #fairy tail #source: unknown #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect fairy tail quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga