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blackbloodredpepper · 1 year

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Bob’s Burgers Bedrooms updated

Update to bedroom headcannons I’ve already made

Future headcannons btw the characters are aged up :)

Bob and Linda omg

I like to think that they have mismatched furniture

Just makes sense, ya know?

the lamps are different, because they’re the only things they couldn’t fully agree on

Bob’s light is too bright for Linda to handle while she’s trying to sleep

And Linda’s choice in lamp is much too dim for Bob to read at night

So they had to compromise and ended up with two very different looks

Linda defo did the decor lmao

She was the only one who had a say in that colour scheme I just know it

Bob chose the bed/mattress though

He takes his comfort while sleeping very seriously

Bob keeps a glass of water on his nightstand

He gets VERY thirsty at night

And Linda has her lotion lol

I fully believe that they have two carpets in their bedroom because Linda INSISTED on it

Her feet get really cold when she’s getting ready in the morning

Linda he most certainly a candle girl

Aromatherapy queen

And she thinks the salt lamp is modern and hip so she bought it

“It changes the vibe in here, Bob!”

The dresser is mostly Linda’s space

Bob puts his stuff away where it can’t be seen, but Linda is in it for the aesthetic

The art on the walls just fit the vibe

But realistically I think they would have a family portrait above their bed and maybe pics of the kids on the dresser area

And they do canonically have red/orange walls but it just fits them SO well

P.S. I think that the bedrooms in the apartment have carpeted floors

Teeny teenage Tina

I think that Tina wanted to be cool so she participated in the vine decor trend

They don’t really fit her vibe quite right but somehow they’re still very her

Linda found the heart-shaped rug at target for dirt cheap and she HAD to buy it for her teeny Tina

Bob found the night tables as a set of three on Craigslist and Tina had dibs on table #3

Tina’s a big tea drinker btw

Mostly herbals, she swore off caffeine for pretty obvious reasons

I added the kitty treats bc of that one episode

I feels like she still snacks on them from time to time

She has a little mirror in the corner of her desk

And some face cream/wash/whatever

Tina isn’t a big makeup user (only on special occasions, like sitting at the adults table at thanksgiving), but she takes her skincare VERY seriously

Peep the horse paraphernalia lmao

Pretend the brown horse figure is Chariot

And ofc she has her composition notebook

For her erotic friendfiction

Her diary is open on her desk too

She doesn’t even bother to hide it anymore

Tina gets lazy too guys, okay?

The posters are only up there for the unicorn one

But Tina just felt that it was more teenager-y to have clusters of printed out pictures on the walls

So that happened

Very 2015 Tumblr girl of her

Omg Tina is a star girl Fr

She is genuinely perfect

I totally believe that Linda found that candle on her windowsill in the dollar section (also at target. I really think she LOVES target)

Anyway, she found the candle and thought it was SO cute but it didn’t quite fit Linda’s autumn colour scheme for their house

But the flower was pink and hey guess who has a pink room? Tina, it’s Tina

So now she has a candle

Also btw I meant to put a walkie talkie in Tina’s room but I forgot

But that’s how the belcher children communicate with each other after bed time

Gene’s ‘nightstand’ is rlly just a used ikea dresser

He keeps his “emergency fork” on his ‘nightstand’ for his midnight snacks

And the sports water bottle ofc

His carpet is one that he personally chose

He knows that it’s in the shape of a tennis ball but the yellow is just so HIM

Most expensive thing in his bedroom, even counting his boom box

The boom box btw, was a birthday gift, in which Tina and Louise pitched in their own birthday gift money

Gene is NOT a clean child

He keeps his laundry on the floor. Clean AND dirty

And the pages are discarded songs he’s written

Not because he didn’t like them, but because he just forgets about them

He, like Tina, has a box of cat treats

Again referring to that one episode

Also peep the jaw breaker on Gene’s ‘nightstand’

ANOTHER reference to another ‘that one episode’

He won fair and square

Gene’s room is kinda stinky

So ofc Linda just HAS to put a scented candle in his room

Surprisingly it does help the smell

But she has to take it out before Gene gets back because he cannot be trusted with something that smells yummy

I’m sorry but try to convince me he wouldn’t try and eat the candle

His walkie talkie next to his bed

The kids love each other so much and I love them for that

His bed sheets are mismatched and colourful

It just matches his personality

I could not for the life of me find any sort of Cassio or keyboard so instead I replaced them with a synth

Sorry not sorry but I think he would carry a synthesizer around with him

And the burger plushie <3

Louise won it for him at the wharf Awwh

But the ketchup plush he won for himself

I think the fake character of Bulko is a fun little thing

Just looks like something Gene would think is cool at some point

And the magic crystal ball poster is part of a comic book series that I made up and I’m pretending all the male presenting characters are really into them

Gene isn’t HUGE on comics but Zeke is because Jimmy Junior is so now Gene is just a little bit into it too

He thrifts vinyls to hang on his wall

He keeps the cool niche ones though

Louise wanted those LED lights SO bad when they were popular

But her room is so teeny tiny that the roll was too long to fit in her room

So gene got the last little bit that wouldn’t fit for Louise

Xylophone that he uses for sound effects

And his garbage ToT

He has a kiddie caterpillar radio

That he still uses, a lot

He has a music score

He’s not too sure how to read it but he sure likes looking at it!

And don’t think I forgot about his one stint in baseball playing

He still has the ball because it makes him feel good about himself

Also let’s pretend that video game thing on fge shelf is Purrbo

He has books but he doesn’t read them

(Louise reads them sometimes but don’t tell anyone. She has a reputation to uphold)

Gene just generally has candy lying around his room

And ofc a maraca

Louise has a very specific colour pattern

Purples, blues, greens, and pinks

She just vibes with those colours

Her dresser is diy

Linda painted it for her, she lowkey hates it but don’t tell anyone

Louise is a decently avid reader, it started with Kuchi Kopi novels and escalated from there

She still refuses to read for school though

It’s the principle of the matter

The framed picture is very reminiscent of the iconic onion poster Louise has in her room in cannon

She got a lava lamp for her birthday at some point

She thinks it’s the coolest thing ever

Let’s pretend that the teal rabbit thing with the tail is a burobu character

The kinda language looking LED shapes are very Louise, I think

One of the big bonding moments between Zeke and Louise was when they found out the other liked sloth snake

Louise is a big horror fan!

The classics, the new ones, everything

The frog thing in her bed is supposed to be Kuchi Kopi lol

She is a big fan of peculiar and odd toys

Hence the two-headed rabbit and spider teddy bear

She does keep some candy in her room, just for snacking

But it never really lasts that long

Louise decorated her bed with stickers

They’re very her

And since she couldn’t have barbed wire, Louise settled with caution tape

The teeth in the jar are reference to Bob’s tooth from the skiing episode (Louise definitely kept it) and the murder tooth from the movie!

She eventually traded in her Kuchi Kopi walkie talkies (which she only had to of) and replaced them with three regular walkie talkies

They have a longer range and, well, there’s three of them

Bonus Room: Gayle’s studio apartment

Cat paraphernalia EVERYWHERE

Like omg

The Kitty trash can?

The waffle iron?

Her lil kitchenette is so cute

Linda, at some point, convinced her to cover up water stains and paint chips with a curtain

It looks good, it’s Gayle’s colour

The cats started scratching at it though so Linda had to eventually convince Gayle of getting a scratching post

But then she puts it above her bed for some reason?

Linda is so done with her

Sometimes I feel like Gayle is a crystal girly

On the downlow tho

Gayle’s whole personality is cats idk

#bobs burgers bedrooms #fangirl #bob’s burgers #bobs burgers headcanons #headcanon #headcannons #bob belcher #tina belcher #bobs burgers #linda belcher #louise belcher #bob’s burgers headcannon #gene belcher #bob’s burgers fanart #i love bob belcher #i love bob so much

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releasing-my-insanity · 3 years

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Rare Pair Exchange Letter

Hey guys, I’m participating in the rare pair exchange and this is my letter. (Also good if anyone really wants to write me a fic. Haha) Under the cut for length.

Hello content creator. I’m glad you’ve joined this exchange. I’m sure I’ll love anything you make. Obviously nothing in here is required except for DNWs. I just like to provide information and suggestions in case they’re helpful. Largely copied from other exchange letters.

General fic likes:

Fluff.

Humor.

Kindness and helping others.

Cuddles and snuggles.

Cozy scenes.

Bedsharing.

Casual touching.

Little soft and/or quiet moments between friends or significant others.

Characters sharing a love of music or movies or books or hobbies.

Pet owners.

Cute kids when those kids are canon children of requested characters.

Living together, either platonically or romantically.

People being really good at what they do and their friends/partners being impressed.

Characters who speak languages other than English slipping into those languages occasionally.

Teaching each other.

Communities supporting each other.

Everyone being accepting of the characters and their differences and/or relationships.

Women who get stuff done.

Bi and Ace-spectrum Headcanons.

Shippy stuff:

Soulmates (both common and creative varieties),

The Soulmate Goose of Enforcement,

Polyamory.

Friends to lovers.

Rivals to lovers.

Annoying each other constantly to lovers.

Established relationships.

Couples knowing each other really well and doing things the other one likes just because.

“Man I really love my wife” guys.

Asking before kissing someone.

Stopping a kiss or a touch immediately when asked.

Surprise kisses in an established relationship.

Weddings.

Platonic/familial stuff:

Becoming friends.

Insta-friends,

Female Friendship

Friends who stay friends (they don’t become romantic and they don’t stop enjoying each other’s company).

Found families.

True companions.

Healthy families of origin.

DNWs:

Any sort of death (Exception under Highway to Heaven.)

Abuse of any sort.

Anything that AO3 has under major warnings.

Unhealthy relationships.

Character bashing.

Explicit sex (implied or referenced sex between consenting adults is fine).

Illness beyond the common cold.

Mpreg.

Non-canonical pregnancy.

Discrimination or bigotry unless in the context of characters working to end it.

Unhappy ending.

General vid likes:

Songs with lyrics are my preference, but if you have the absolute most perfect instrumental song, go for it.

I absolutely adore when songs match with the visuals. Clips that follow the lyrics, a story that is told through the video, or just a song that is chosen because it fits the characters.

Specific lyrics that relate to the pairing > Generic love song.

Music: I like a wide range of genres but I particularly love 20s-40s Big Band, Early Jazz, Doo-Wop, 50s-70s Classic Rock, Motown, Classic Musicals, Tom Chapin, and Postmodern Jukebox.

With fandoms set in the past I especially enjoy videos set to period accurate songs or Postmodern Jukebox in the style of songs from that period.

General vid dislikes:

Rap or Hip Hop (Nothing wrong with them, the beats just tend to hurt my head.)

The screaming kind of music. Again, it hurts my head.

Videos where the song doesn’t seem to have anything to do with the characters, canon, or video.

Fandom Specific: (Optional Prompts are mostly fic related)

All Creatures Great And Small (2020):

Fandom Content Notes: It’s a show about vets so there is some animal death. Backstories include mentions of character death, racism, and hinted at abuse.

Pairings requested: Anne/Bert, Dorothy/Mrs. Hall, Dorothy/Mrs. Hall/Siegfried, Helen/James, James/Tristan, Maggie/Tristan

Tumblr Tag for Fandom: All Creatures Great And Small

Fandom Specific Likes: Helen/James/Tristan/Maggie as an N relationship. Helen and Tristan having a very brother-sister like relationship. Helen and Hugh staying friends. Helen and Maggie being friends and having other female friends. James’ chances for success at helping animals seeming to go up when Helen or Tristan is supporting him. Siegfried being accepting of pretty much everything and expressing it in very brisk ways.

Fandom Specific Dislikes: Pregnancy or parenting fics unless the focus is Anne/Bert. Helen and James getting together before she properly breaks up with Hugh. Any appearance of Mrs. Hall’s abusive ex.

Optional Prompts by Pairing:

Anne/Bert: I love Anne and Bert so much. Their whole relationship gives me great joy and Anne is definitely my favorite character. Anything you want to make for these two would be incredible. I’m especially interested in the early days of their relationship, how they fell in love and decided not to fight their feelings. Obviously if you go that route there was a lot of racism they had to deal with, but I would prefer it not be a focus. I’d also be happy to see something set during their marriage.

Dorothy/Mrs. Hall: I would love to hear about their relationship while they were in the Wrens together. Did they meet in the Wrens or did they know each other beforehand? Anything set in canon or later would be lovely as well. When did they realize their feelings? Who fell first?

I am obsessed with the idea of Siegfried being their beard. Maybe he’s actually happy to not find someone else, so he marries Dorothy. Then Dorothy and Mrs. Hall live like the happy couple they are. To outsiders Dorothy and Siegfried are happily married and Mrs. Hall is the housekeeper. But everyone living in Skeldale House knows that Dorothy and Mrs. Hall are in love.

Dorothy/Mrs. Hall/Siegfried: Not exactly a prompt, but if it’s helpful my ideal dynamic for this ship is the Lesbian-Centric Semi-Nonsexual Trouple. I see them as being a healthy triad where each pair connects in a different way and they just enjoy being around each other. I’d love to see how they get together or some established relationship.

I quite like the idea of Mrs. Hall and Dorothy both feeling caught between their growing feelings for Siegfried and their long-running feelings for each other. Meanwhile Siegfried is realizing that he has feelings for both of them and in the end no one has to choose.

Helen/James: I just want to see these two be a couple without having to deal with the fallout of Helen leaving Hugh at the alter. Maybe Helen breaks up with Hugh sooner and she and James share their first kiss at Anne and Bert’s over the puppies. Or they go on a date sometime after the Christmas special. Something that takes place after they’re married would be lovely as well. Although anything going into Helen’s thoughts as she finds herself falling for James would also be fun.

James/Tristan: I saw the clip where they’re hiding from Siegfried and laughing and my first thought was “They’re going to fall in love aren’t they?” I just really love their best friends dynamic and the way they encourage each other into trouble. But I also love how they support each other. I see the romantic part of their relationship as having a lot of snuggles and kisses. For a prompt it could be fun to see them ending up having to share a bed for some reason.

Maggie/Tristan: I don’t have a specific prompt but I really like the idea of their relationship helping them both to grow as people. I’d love to see more of Tristan interacting with David and Maggie falling for how good her boyfriend is with her little brother. Something where they’ve been together for a while and are finally ready to say “I love you” could be very sweet.

Highway to Heaven:

Fandom Content Notes: A wide range of injustice and discrimination appear throughout the show. Within the episodes relevant to these ships there’s character death, a suicide attempt, and some ableism.

Pairings requested: Jane | Jennifer/Jonathan, Stella/Mark, Diane/Scotty

Tumblr Tag for Fandom: Highway to Heaven

Fandom Specific Likes: Jonathan is an angel but sometimes he’s still painfully human. (E.G. Getting too emotionally involved with an assignment, his crisis of faith in We Have Forever, his reaction to Mark getting hurt in Going Home, Going Home.) I just really like that Jonathan isn’t perfect and makes mistakes and has strong emotions just like the rest of us.

Exception to no character death: I’m okay with mentions of it in relation to Jonathan and Jane, or Stella, but I don’t want it to be the focus or the ending. I need to see them as angels afterwards if their deaths come up.

Fandom Specific DNW: Ignoring the fact that Scotty is quadriplegic. Making the entire story about Scotty being quadriplegic as though it’s his only trait. Not a hugely important thing, but I would prefer Jonathan and Jennifer not sleep together (except literally) since he doesn’t know that she’s Jane.

Optional Prompts by pairing:

Jonathan/Jane: I am down with basically any story for these two that you want to tell.

How they fell in love. Scenes from their marriage. Missing scenes between the two in Keep Smiling.

What it was like for Jane to become Jennifer and be given the first assignment of helping her husband regain his faith? A missing scene from their two months together.

Something where they meet again later, either between assignments, sharing an assignment, or being reunited in heaven when they’ve both earned their wings.

Scotty/Diane: A Match Made in Heaven is my absolute favorite episode, I would love literally anything based on it. For a video you’re welcome to use content from any or all of their episodes of course, but I would also be just as happy with one based entirely on this episode.

I’d also love the missing scene of their wedding, or scenes from their married life, or something with them being parents.

Mark/Stella: I’d love to see scenes from their time together or something where The Boss lets them see each other again. I would absolutely adore something where Mark meets Stella’s adult daughter.

Sesame Street:

Pairings requested: Linda/Bob, Maria/Linda, Maria/Luis, Maria/David, Harriet/Mr. Hooper, Susan/Gordon, Mr. Macintosh/Willy, Maria/Luis/David, Susan/Gordon/Bob, Bob/David/Linda/Luis/Maria/Olivia

Tumblr Tag for Fandom: Sesame Street

Fandom Specific Likes: Mr. Hooper lives. No one ages. The characters making sure to sign for Linda so that she knows what’s going on. Miles and Gabi being best friends. Bob and Maria being metamours and having a very sibling-like relationship. Mr. Hooper refusing to tell anyone what his orientation is. Big Bird basically being everyone’s child. Bob being in both of the above polyamorous relationships at the same time.

Fandom Specific DNW: Anything involving the death of Mr. Hooper. Making Linda hearing instead of Deaf.

Optional Prompts by Pairing:

All of these pairings I’d be happy with anything you want to write but here are a few thoughts.

Linda/Bob: If they had gotten married, what would their wedding look like? What kind of dates do they go on?

According to episode summaries on The Muppet wiki, Bob writes songs for Linda and she teaches him American Sign Language. I would love to see either or both of those things.

Maria/Linda: When Linda first arrives on Sesame Street, Maria is the person who’s the most fluent in ASL and that leads to her and Linda becoming friends quickly. Linda learning some Spanish sign language so she and Maria can both speak Spanish.

Harriet/Mr. Hooper: Based on reading the Muppet wiki, I got the feeling that David’s Grandma Harriet and Mr. Hooper are quietly dating and I would love to see more of that. In season 11 Mr. Hooper, Mr. Macintosh, and Willy took Harriet to a dance. How did that go? Did they start dating after that?

Mr. Macintosh/Willy: My headcanon is that they’re basically the street’s gay uncles. They’re been together for basically forever and everyone adores them. They’re also Mr. Hooper’s best friends. I’d love to see how they got together when they were younger.

Susan/Gordon: I would dearly love some fic about how they met and fell in love. Or a fic about how they decided that they were ready to be parents and that they wanted to adopt. Maybe something with them geeking out together over science.

Maria/David/Luis: The only logical solution to the Maria/David, Maria/Luis relationships. I actually shipped David/Luis before I shipped Maria/David, so I definitely view this as a full triad.

How do they get together? Are two of them together first and then the third joins them? Or do they become a triad all at once? What do their dates as a triad look like? Do the three of them ever go dancing?

How do they decide to get married? To become parents? Does it matter which of Maria’s husbands is Gabi’s biological father or do they only know for medical history reasons?

Maria/Luis or Maria/David: I don’t have anything specific for these, but I thought I would ask for them anyway.

Susan/Gordon/Bob: Did they know each other before Sesame Street or did they meet there? When did they get together? One thing I really like is the idea of them having gone to college together and getting up to hijinks. I would love to see some of that. How involved is Bob in parenting Miles?

Bob/David/Linda/Luis/Maria/Olivia: The ship of my heart. My personal perspective is that every part of this relationship is romantic except for Bob and Maria. Bob and Maria adore each other but their relationship with each other is platonic.

Do they ever manage to all share a bed comfortably or are there too many of them and someone ends up on the floor? The six of them go out on date and are mistaken for being three couples so they try to see how obvious they can make it that it’s all six of them. Is it ever hard to parent Gabi when there are six parents?

Singin’ In The Rain:

Pairings requested: Kathy/Don/Cosmo

Tumblr Tag for Fandom: Singin’ In The Rain

Fandom Specific Likes: Cosmo being Aro-Ace. The relationship being queerplatonic at least in regards to Cosmo. The characters randomly breaking into song and dance like in canon.

Fandom Specific Dislikes: The common fanon that Cosmo and/or Don had abusive families.

Optional Prompts: I actually don’t really have anything specific here. I just think that the world always needs more of these three.

WordGirl:

Pairings requested: Becky/Violet/Tobey/Scoops, TJ/Johnson

Tumblr Tag for Fandom: WordGirl

Fandom Specific Likes: Tobey realizing that he’s loved. Tobey’s robots being sweet. Becky getting to tell Tobey that she’s WordGirl on her own terms. Becky feeling comfortable telling her family that she’s WordGirl.

Fandom Specific Dislikes: Angst. These are children so I’d prefer they not show affection with anything more than a handhold or maybe a kiss on the cheek, unless they’re aged up.

Optional Prompts by Pairing: I’m happy with any kind of cute content for either of these pairings. I would especially like to see a get together.

I also read a fic once where Becky and TJ were allowed to invite their friends on a Botsford family trip to a cabin on a lake. Scoops and Violet couldn’t go in the fic, but I keep wondering what it would be like if they did and Becky was there with her mutual crushes and TJ was there with his.

#Rare Pair Exchange #Dear Creator Letters

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xoxofreespirit · 3 years

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NSFW MUSE QUESTIONAIRE.

What is your muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? MaryJane is heterosexual. Although she believes women are beautiful, she hasn’t found another woman to fulfill her physical, emotional, mental, & spiritual needs & has only been able to find it in men. At what age did your muse lose their virginity? MaryJane lost her virginity at age eighteen, after she married her childhood sweetheart, Noah. Would your muse have sex on the first date? Never. MaryJane takes making love very serious & will only make love if there is a genuine connection. It takes more than one date to figure that out. Would your muse ever ask someone on a date? MaryJane, if intrigued by someone, will ask to get to know them better. If she feels a romantic connection after a few hang outs, then she might ask them on a date. Does your muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? MaryJane does prefer to be asked out on a date. What are your muse’s fetishes/kinks? MaryJane likes the man to take control. She likes to be spanked, a little biting, & have her hair pulled, but not too hard/rough. She does have a safe word, as she does have her limits. She likes a little dirty talk, but not filth. She loves oral sex & likes to receive praise When did your muse go on their first date? Noah asked MaryJane when they were sixteen. He was old fashioned & asked her father first. They went out to eat at a local diner & listened to a live band at the park. What is your muse’s ideal date? MaryJane loves outdoor dates such as picnics, star gazing on the rooftop or bed of a truck, spending time at local festivals, etc.. She likes the intimacy of those kinds of dates. Festival dates are also a lot of fun. MaryJane dates eligible bachelors who aren’t looking for a one night stand &/or short fling & are stable (In every sense of the word.). Has your muse ever been in love? MaryJane was in love with Noah. They married after high school & stayed together til his death. Would your muse ever get married? MaryJane’s been married before & she hopes to marry again. Would your muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? MaryJane’s first wedding was big. She was young & had been dreaming about her wedding day since she was a little girl. But, as she’s gotten older she’s learned to love the simple things of life & understand the importance of intimate gatherings. When she gets married again, she plans on having a small, intimate wedding. Is your muse a sub, dom, or switch? MaryJane is submissive in the bedroom only. What was your muse’s first time like? MaryJane’s first time- with Noah -was beautiful. A little painful due to being a virgin, but Noah took the time to make sure they were both comfortable. Is your muse into monogamy? MaryJane is a strict monogamist. Would your muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? Never. MaryJane is a selfish lover. Would your muse ever be up for a threesome? Never. Again, MaryJane is a selfish lover. Would your muse have sex with a married person? Never. MaryJane believes in the sanctity of marriage. Would your muse have sex with a couple/multiple people? No. Again, MaryJane is a selfish lover. Has your muse ever had sex in public? Not in the public eye, but MaryJane has made love in public places. What was your muse’s first heartbreak? The day Noah’s superiors told MaryJane he had perished on the battlefield. What are your muse’s requirements for a potential partner? Although MaryJane tends to gravitate toward the mountain man looking type, she not really picky about looks; as long as he’s cute, has good hygiene, & a nice smile. When it comes to personality, she does have a checklist; must be a God fearing man, open to marriage & children, good with children, animals, & elders, kind, compassionate, loving, affectionate, generous, smart, spontaneous, adventurous, charming, good sense of humor, & witty. Is your muse the type to sleep around? No. MaryJane is very picky when it comes to men she makes love to. Would your muse ever cheat on their partner? Never. MaryJane has known those who have been cheated on & those who have cheated. It’s not worth the pain, heartbreak, scattered relationships/marriages, & drama. She believes cheating is beneath her & could never inflict that kind of pain on anyone. What was your muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? She hasn’t had any bad experiences with her past lovers. Would your muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? No. MaryJane would love her partner if he was dirt poor or generously wealthy. Would your muse ever lie for sex? Never. To MaryJane, consent is important. Would your muse ever blackmail someone into sex? Never. Again, to MaryJane consent is important. Who is your muse’s celebrity crush? MaryJane has always had a crush on George Clooney. Has your muse ever had a one-night stand? Never. Just like sleeping with someone on the first date, MaryJane does not do one night stands. Does your muse like Valentine’s Day? MaryJane likes valentine’s day. When she has a partner she’s spends the whole day cooking & getting the evening ready for a romantic time. When she’s single she celebrates it with Shay. They go on a “date” which usually consists of them going paint balling, laser tagging etc., eating a ton of chocolate, drinking champagne all night, & passing out while watching a cheesy rom-com film. What are the ways your muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it? I. Words of affirmation. II. Random gift giving or food making. III. In an intimate relationship, a lot of affection/physical touch. What is your muse’s top turn on? MaryJane loves when her man takes control & doggy style. Does your muse like sex with women? MaryJane has never made love to a woman. Does your muse like sex with men? MaryJane loves sex with men. Does your muse masturbate? If so, how often? MaryJane masturbates regularly. Has your muse masturbated while someone else was in the room? Yes. MaryJane has only masturbated in front of her late husband & lovers, never in public &/or in front of strangers. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned your muse on? Bob Belcher *Holding a balloon.* Does this do anything for you? *Sits on balloon & pops it.* Oh! Linda Belcher Maaayyyybeeee. JUST KIDDING! MaryJane doesn’t have anything weird that turns her on. What’s the weirdest thing your muse has masturbated with? MaryJane has used fruit to masturbate when she was younger. What’s the weirdest kind of p0rn your muse has watched? MaryJane doesn’t watch weird p0rn. Has your muse ever taken nude pictures? Does sending photographs of herself in lingere to her husband count? Would your muse ever make a p0rno with your bf/gf? Never. MaryJane’s had friends who have been victims to revenge porn & blackmail. Has your muse ever been caught in the act? Never. MaryJane is discreet. Does your muse think pain a good thing? MaryJane believes as long as it’s consensual & there is a safe word, if one likes a little pain, that’s okay. Does your muse like biting? MaryJane likes a little biting. Does your muse like scratching? MaryJane likes a little scratching. Does your muse like oral sex? Yes. MaryJane loves to give oral sex, especially. Five of your muse’s biggest turn-ons? I. Neck kissing. II. Her man moaning, groaning, & grunting. III. French kissing. IV. Breast squeezing. V. Ass squeezing & spanking. Does your muse ever cook naked? One of the things MaryJane loves to do is welcome her man home, naked, & cooking dinner. Does your muse like foreplay? MaryJane loves foreplay. What does your muse’s favorite foreplay include? Role-playing, costumes, a little bit of biting, scratching, & hair pulling, oral sex, clit play, & nipple play. Has your muse had a vaginal orgasm? Always. MaryJane is a sensual woman who’s body is very sensitive. Would your muse have sex with a best friend? MaryJane only makes love to her romantic partners, whom she considers best friends. But, best friends like Shay, no way. Does your muse like their nipples played with? Yes. MaryJane’s body is very sensitive to touch. Does your muse like their lips bitten? MaryJane likes a little lip biting. Does your muse like to kiss with tongue? MaryJane loves french kissing. Would your muse go outside naked? As long as it’s only MaryJane’s partner’s eyes on her naked form, yes. Does your muse like being woken up with sex? MaryJane doesn’t mind being woken up with kisses & a little touching. But, full on sex, no. Would your muse let someone eat off of you? Yes. MaryJane loves to include food with sex with her partner only. Does your muse like having drunk sex? No. MaryJane doesn’t get horny while drunk. In fact, she’s not at all interested in sex when she’s drunk. Does your muse enjoy wearing lingerie? MaryJane loves lingerie! What is your muse’s favorite thing about sex? MaryJane loves the deep connection it allows between two people who really love each other. What is your muse’s favorite sexual setting? Outdoors, on a spring or summer night, picnic blanket, warm blanket to keep them warm, a joint, next to a willow tree, under the stars. Would your muse ever fool around in a movie theater? MaryJane would fool around in an empty movie theater. Does your muse like it rough or sensual? MaryJane likes a little of both. How often does your muse get drunk & have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Never. MaryJane maybe a loving drunk, but she doesn’t give it away even when she’s inebriated. Does your muse prefer to make love or fuck? MaryJane loves to make love. To fuck, in her opinion, is mediocre. Has your muse ever watched p0rn while having sex? No. MaryJane likes her concentration to be completely on her & her partner while they make love. Does your muse like kissing during sex? Yes. MaryJane loves to kiss during sex. Does size matter to your muse? Yes & no. MaryJane prefers 5-8 inches. If a man is smaller than 3 inches she can’t really do anything with it. Anything bigger than 8 inches can be too much & can be painful for her. Does your muse ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner? Yes. MaryJane loves to turn on her partner & keep him turned on. Pleasing her partner turns her on. How long does a typical sexual episode last for your muse? MaryJane can go an hour to five hours. Does your muse like to perform oral sex? MaryJane loves to perform oral sex. Does your muse like to receive oral sex? Yes. Although, MaryJane prefers to give oral sex. Has your muse ever done anal? If so, did you like it? MaryJane tried anal a couple of times with Noah, but ended up not liking it. It’s just not her cup of tea. Has your muse ever had sex while on drugs? Although MaryJane doesn’t consider marijuana a drug, she likes to smoke marijuana or take an edible before sex. It enhances everything. Would your muse let other people watch them have sex live? Never. Although MaryJane isn’t afraid to make love in public places, she doesn’t like prying eyes. Does your muse ever have sex in the shower? Yes. MaryJane loves to “get clean” in the shower. What was the biggest age difference with a partner your muse has been with? MaryJane has been with men who are almost twice her age (Age fifty-five is the oldest she’s been with.). Does your muse feel they are up to par in bed? Yes. MaryJane has been praised by each of her lovers (All of whom want her back.). What was your muse’s most embarrassing sexual moment(s)? Noah once farting during a love making session. They both laughed it off. Does your muse like having sex in cars? If so, where in the car (Driver seat, passenger, or back.)? Yes. MaryJane likes making love doggy style in the back seat of a car. Does your muse wear protection as often as they should? Always. Unless she & her partner are trying for children, MaryJane always wears protection. Does your muse prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than them? MaryJane likes older men, but will date someone of the same age. Has yours muse ever done bondage sex (Chains ,whips, etc..)? MaryJane has used feathers & pink fuzzy handcuffs. Can your muse remember who gave them the best sex of their life? Noah has been the best sex of her life. If your muse could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? George Clooney. MaryJane’s had a crush on him since she was ten. Could your muse live without sex? MaryJane would miss it, but yes, she could live without it. (DO NOT REBLOG!)

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The Terrible Teens ch1

Yup, I'm back again with yet another Bob's Burgers fanfiction that I may or may not finish XD. I'm gonna try to though. Even though I still need to work on Moving Parts. XD as the title may imply, the Belcher kids are teenagers in this story, so they're going to do teenager things. they're going to swear (mostly on Louise's part). they're going to talk about sex (but they're not going to actually do it, don't worry). and they're probably going to be doing some illegal underage drinking (which is not something I condone, so if I do include it it will be for plot purposes only). so just beware of all that XD. I hope you enjoy this story!

Louise Belcher awoke to the sound of distant groaning. Groggily, she slowly opened her eyes and stared the alarm clock. 6:00 am. What the fuck. She didn't have to get up until 7:00. She tried holding the pillow over her ears to muffle the sound, but she could still hear it. She knew exactly who it was making that noise; after all, there was only one person who groaned like that--Tina. "Ugh, what the fuck is she doing up so early?" Grumbling, the foul-mouthed fourteen-year-old stumbled out of bed and made her way to her sister's room. The light was already on, and Louise found Tina hunched over at her desk, still groaning. "Tina, what the hell?" Louise simply said. Tina jumped and swiveled her rolly-chair around to face Louise, sending some papers flying around in the process. "Ahh! Oh, Louise, uhh, good morning," Tina sheepishly greeted. "No, not good morning, I got woken up an hour earlier than I needed to because of your groaning! The hell is your problem, anyway?" She took a few steps closer to Tina, who simply started groaning again in response. "Tina, stop it already!" Louise scolded. "I'm trying to finish this scholarship essay and it's due today at 3:00 but I'm nowhere near finished so I thought I'd get up early to finish it but I have no idea what to write and now I'm never gonna get it done and I'm never gonna get into college what am I gonna do?!" Tina rambled out a long, panicked response, then took a deep breath and slammed her head against the desk, groaning some more. "Well that sucks," Louise deadpanned. "Could you try to worry about college a little more quietly? I wanna try to get another hour of sleep." "Okay," Tina moaned. Louise shook her head and went back in to the comforting seclusion of her own room, snuggling back up under the covers.

When her alarm clock screeched at her an hour later, she reached her arm out from a heap of blankets and angrily slammed it. She never liked getting up for school anyway. And since Tina and Gene were in high school and Louise was stuck at Wagstaff by herself, she hated it even more. She hated not being able to pick on her siblings in the hallways. The time she spent at home with them just wasn't enough for her mischievous heart. Oh well, at least now she had a girlfriend to hang out with. Louise flung herself out of bed and trekked over to the kitchen, where Bob and Linda were eating peacefully together at the table and Tina was pacing back and forth while munching on a bagel. "Good morning, Louise!" Linda chirped. Bob turned his head a few times to look around the kitchen. "Where's Gene?" he asked. "He probably slept through his alarm again," Louise answered. "I'll go get him." She made her way over to Gene's bedroom, and knocked on the door. "Gene! Wake up!" he yelled. It stayed dead silent on the other side of the door. Louise growled, and knocked again, this time harder. "Gene, get your fat ass out of bed!" She knew it was probably mean for her to say that, but being mean is what Louise did best. When Gene still gave no response, Louise turned the doorknob, finding it unlocked, and flung it open with so much force that it slammed against the wall. "GE-ENE~!!" she screeched. All she got in response to that was a single snore. Gene shifted slightly in his bed, obviously still in dreamland. Screw hurricanes, this guy could sleep through the freaking apocalypse! Louise growled again, and trodded back over to the kitchen, shoulders hunched in annoyance. "Is he coming?" Bob asked. "He didn't even fucking wake up," Louise grumbled. "Louise, you gotta stop saying the f-word so much," Linda warned. "Your mother's right, Louise," Bob added, "it's not necessary." "Whatever," Louise said, grabbing a couple of pans from the cupboard. "Whoa whoa whoa, what are you doing with those?" Bob asked. "I'm still trying to wake Gene up." "Yeah, but do you have to use my best pans?" "Louise, you don't need to use those," Linda said, "just shake him awake." "That only works when you do it, Mom," Louise argued. "You've got that magic touch," Tina added. Linda sighed. "Alright, I'll go wake him up. Now put those pans back." Louise silently complied as Linda went over to Gene's room. She took a deep breath, grabbed his shoulders, and shook him back and forth. "Gene! Wake! Up! You're! Gonna! Be! Late! For! School!" Linda shouted as she shook her son around. "Huh what?" Gene asked as he finally snapped out of it. He blinked tiredly a few times. "Oh, hi Mom." He flashed her a lazy smile. Linda sighed. "Gene, I shouldn't have to do this anymore. You're sixteen." "What can I say, I like seeing my mom when I wake up~." "Aww, you're so sweet," Linda cooed. They hugged, and Linda kissed her son on the cheek. "Now get up, it's time to get ready for school." Gene grimaced. "Ugh, Mondays." "I know, but hey, Mommy made her sausage for breakfast." "YES!!" Gene yelled excitedly. He pushed his covers off of him and practically flew out of bed into the kitchen. Linda was amazed at how fast he left the room, and by the time she got back to the kitchen, Gene was already scarfing down the sausage. "Well, he's certainly awake now," Bob stated. "Jesus, Gene, you're such a pig," Louise said. "And a cute one, too!" Gene boasted, batting his eyes. "Oink Oink!" Tina chuckled, while Louise rolled her eyes. "Gene, please don't talk with your mouth full," Bob admonished. "Sorry Dad," Gene apologized, still with a full mouth. "Oh my god," Bob mumbled. "Speaking of cute, I gotta do my make-up," Gene said. "Ugh, really Gene?" Louise asked. "You're gonna make us all late!" "I won't take long!" Gene swallowed the rest of his sausage and ran off to the bathroom. "Yeah, and Rome was built in a day," Louise said sarcastically. She honestly didn't care that her brother was feminine and liked wearing make-up, she just wished it didn't take him so damn long to get ready in the morning. Though, she had to admit, he did do a pretty good job at it.

Later that morning, Tina and Louise were outside waiting for Gene, leaning up against Tina's car. Louise pulled out her phone and sent a text message to her brother. You done yet? About two seconds later, her phone beeped, and she opened up Gene's reply. almost~! ;) Louise groaned. "Ugh, come on Gene!" she said aloud. "If only he could get ready as fast as he can text back." To pass the time, Louise started texting Jessica.

Yo Jessica hey babe ;) Did I ever tell you that my brother takes FOREVER to get ready? oh well that sucks I'm so bored! you wouldn't be bored if i were here ;) You dirty little devil you~. no im a big devil you're the little devil FUCK YOU when where and how hard? haha You are so lame yeah but you love me ;3 Eh, I can't deny that one still bored? Yup.

"I'm ready!" Gene suddenly appeared in front of them, all dolled up. Tina and Louise couldn't deny that their brother was very good at fixing himself up. How he could transform from an average joe to a gorgeous model with just a few dabs of make-up and a few strokes of a hairbrush, neither of them would ever know. Not that he wouldn't be attractive anyway. "I wore longer pants today, and I really hope I don't get yelled at for them this time." Nevermind, he just showed up. See you at school babe. "Are they mid-thigh length?" Tina asked Gene. "Uhhhh..." He shifted his eyes, obviously unsure. He hung his arms flat at his sides and looked down to see if his pants reached his fingertips. They were an inch above them. "...Almost." "You're probably gonna get yelled at again," Tina said bluntly. "Who cares if he gets yelled at?" Louise said impatiently. "We're already running late!" "Well somebody's impatient," Gene said teasingly. "Since when are you worried about getting to school on time?" "Since I have a girlfriend that I wanna see before class starts." "Oh yeah, that's right." Gene paused to remember that Louise had just started dating her friend Jessica the other day. He looked down at his not-quite-long-enough pants. "Maybe the principal won't notice me today..." "I hate to break it to ya, Gene, but everybody notices you," Louise said as the three of them climbed into Tina's car. "They do? Damn, I must be pretty." "Actually, I was gonna say that everyone probably thinks you're a weirdo, but there might be a few crazy people that find you attractive." "Hey!" "Don't listen to her, Gene, you're beautiful," Tina said as she started her car. "Thank you, Tina!" Gene swooned, putting his hands to his cheeks. "You're welcome. Now let's get going before Louise explodes back there." "It's about damn time!"

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OKAY I AM FINISHED BOB'S BURGERS!!!! or im almost finished i have to rewatch a few of the latest episodes but i have watched every episode at this point :) so yayy here is a list of my favorite episodes

obviously the christmas episode from season 13 is the sweetest most adorable and emotional episode in the show <3 louise's poem and gene's music sound amazing together its the most heartwarming episode of the show

the episode where they visit bob's mom's grave and the episode where they visit bob's dad at christmas are both great bcuz i love family backstory!!!

the robbery episode where mickey is introduced is absolutely hilarious and probably the funniest ep of the entire show, or at least top 5

season four finale is very exciting and fun i rewatched it today and its a great prequel to the movie tbh

i loved the water balloon fight episode FJDMSSMSJSJJS its so funny 2 me that mr fischoeder's place was just fighting with water balloons, i love that its a battle royale hunger games kinda story and gene and louise just leaving the competition bcuz they want to play in felix's treehouse is hilarious and something that i would have done as a kid, also its a funny episode and the moment with bob and mr fischoeder was sweet

the episode where gene is home alone bcuz they forgot him is an interesting look into his mind and how he processes things and new situations, also very silly subplots

the episode where gene and louise are home by themselves bcuz tina is in detention is great, its an interesting look into their relationship and how gene doesn't exactly act like a big brother and isn't treated like one but he still loves his sisters, and also him trying and failing to be responsible LOL

bob actually was a cute episode that i watched bcuz i thought the title was so funny bcuz why would they parody that movie, but its actually adorable and i love the ending of this episode :) im not usually into romance-focused episodes but the ending to this was just so sweet and louise's thing with rudy was great

the subplot with gene and bob plumbing is honestly one of my favorites in the entire show idk how to explain why, and i absolutely adore the ending song to that episode its so passionate and so obviously full of love and affection for each other its so sweet <3 the main storyline is also interesting

that subplot where bob is annoyed by linda kicking him while they're asleep so he moves into the basement, but then linda comes down to visit and he acts like a teenager who has a girl coming over and he wants to impress her LOL and them trying to sleep in that tiny bed before realizing they should probably just go back upstairs, it really shows how much they love each other and WHY their relationship works and that they choose to be together again and again

the episode where the kids burn down the restaurant and try to make it up to their parents is great, i love how bob and linda try so hard to be understanding and gentle and how it ends with bob telling his kids that he loves them and that they're the best ever and he could never hate them its just such a healthy example of parenting and the relationship between them and the kids FJDMDMSJSJSM

topsy was a fun episode and also the musical number was so good, the episode where bob gets stuck to the toilet was also very fun and i liked the music in that episode :D that thanksgiving episode where bob keeps putting the turkey in the toilet, and the episode where he carries gayle through the show and home for thanksgiving. the ending gets to me idk, and the mini golfing thanksgiving episode from season 13 is great i love episodes that focus on the relationship between the kids and how much they all love each other!!!! also the episode where they pretend to be mr fischoeders family, and basically any episode with him tbh

the big fish episode where tina wants to be a good mentor and big fish and at the end louise and gene tell her that she's a great big sister to THEM and that they love her, and if other people can't see how amazing she is thats on them. it makes me so emotional for some reason!! sweetest episode ever

the ending of that episode where they do the time capsule thing and they're all sitting together outside the concert and sing that song about how they'll be together when they're older, i know it probably wasn't supposed to be mean anything serious but something about it really gets 2 me and emphasizes the relationship between the kids and how they're going to grow up together

gene cheerleading episode was great, and i liked the season 13 episode were linda volunteers at their school And also the episode where linda gets a job at a grocery store its very silly

also not an episode but i remember a scene where linda like spills her wine and she tries to soak it up with a shirt so she can drink it?? and bob just laughs and says i love you and it sounds so genuine, i dont remember what episode that was but its just sweet how much he genuinely adores her. also that moment in early season 1 where linda is singing and even though bob is annoyed he just starts laughing bcuz he loves her so much

a lot of the early episodes were funny and i like the handdrawn animation style a lot more its very expressive :0 the episode with the trans sex workers is weird but also fun, and i love the relationship between the family and the one-eyed snakes

the christmas episode from season eight?? that was extra long was good i liked watching that episode, the music was great and i loved the giant party with like 500+ queer people Where did they come from

the episode where bob takes gene to that laser rock-and-roll show is a classic, and the season 12 episode where louise asks if she isnt being a girl in the right way. also the sleepover episode with louise and jessica

i also liked the lice episode for some reason LOL

random things i like abt bob's burgers that aren't related to a specific episode:

bob hates jimmy pesto but by like season 2 he accepts that all his kids are just going to be friends with jimmy jr and andy and ollie and he's okay with that and supports their weird friendship, it would be so annoying if he was constantly trying to sabotage the friendship between these kids who have nothing to do with their feud but he and jimmy pesto are like Whatever its fine they're friends :) also specifically that parade episode where jimmy jr was forced to attack tina and at the end they apologize and theyre dancing together it was cute

bob gets that weird horse tattoo for tina and throughout the rest of the show, whenever he's animated with his shirt off and his back visible he still has the tattoo!!! including in the weird bean stock fairytale louise was telling where he was a giant and he never had kids, he still has that tattoo <3 its so adorable to me he loves her so much

everywhere related to mr fischoeder is so fucked up i love him 10/10 best character in animation

#this seems like a lot of episodes but there are like 250+ episodes in this show this isnt even 5% of them FJDMDJSJDJSJSM #and im probably still forgetting some of my fave episodes bcuz there are just so many!!!!#the quality is so consistently good which is crazy when you've been watching object shows for the past 2 years #and the first season of every show is like borderline torture to get through bcuz its so bad #i cant believe other fandoms can watch EVERY episode of their favorite show without literally going insane #txt #bob's burgers

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