#but they sure as hell are loud

[royalarchivist]

[A sad violin song plays over an image of a sad hamster]

Pac: This doesn't have anything to do with me – I wear a blue sweatshirt, you're crazy, this mouse doesn't even have a sweatshirt, this hamster! [Reading chat] Am I a depressed hamster?

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]*

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Pac: Actually– that's fine! I embrace that idea – of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy? [He hits his desk, then starts counting off people on his fingers] Fit is gone, Richarlyson is gone, Ramon is gone, Bagi and Empanada who were always there when we were there are also gone, I haven't seen them! It's just me and Tubbo, and sometimes Philza shows up.

Pac: I lost Chume Labs, I lost the Favela, I lost Murder Mystery, I lost Ilha Chume Labs, it's crazy! Look at how much I've lost, and I've gained nothing! Of course I'm going to be depressed, are you crazy?! How am I supposed to be happy?!

Pac: [Reading chat] "You have us Pac," that's true, thank you. No, that's true, sorry.

* NOTE: Please note that this is an incomplete transcript, as I was primarily relying on Aypierre's translation mod at the time and if I am not confident of the translation, I do not include it. As always, please feel free to add on translations or message me corrections.

#Pactw #QSMP #Pac #March 18 2024 #As much as I love keeping people updated about Pac / the other Portuguese-speaking creators #I think I might not make as many transcribed posts for their clips anymore #I just don't think I'm qualified enough to be transcribing things for a language I don't know #like yeah we have the Qlobal Translator and Aypierre's translators to rely on #And I'm always upfront when I'm not 100% sure about a translation #but I've been thinking about it a lot and it kinda makes me feel a bit icky. Idk. #I might be overthinking this but I just I don't want to spread around translations I'm not super confident about #esp. since I know a lot of people cite my clips in analysis posts or link them to other people as resources #and 90% of the time I'm like ''Hell yeah I love seeing people getting a lot of use out of the archive'' #but sometimes I get a bit anxious like ''Did I do a good enough job translating this'' #''Am I ruining someone's entire perception of a conversation or character because I left one word out or mistranslated something?'' #And like I said that's normally not a HUGE concern since if I'm not certain about a translation I just won't post a clip. but you know #idk it might just be the anxiety talking but I really really don't want to spread bad info #Happy to hear other folks' perspective #I'm really grateful for people like Bell and Pix and others who translate clips and I always try to reblog those #but we don't have a ton of people posting clips & translating things on Tumblr since we're so English-centric #which is part of the reason WHY I like sharing clips of the non-English-speaking CCs #but at the same time I want to do an accurate job representing what they're saying #Maybe I'll just start posting things and give a TLDR context of what they're talking about but not a transcript #that way native-speakers can hop in and add translations if that's something they're comfortable doing #and if not then well. at least I'm not sharing something that isn't super accurate #idk I'm just thinking out loud a bit in the tags #But I'm open to hearing other people's thoughts on the matter #Anyways giant rant aside. q!Pac is NOT doing ok rn

[oceanwithouthermoon]

remember how when saiki was crushing on satou and wanted to talk to him, instead of yk.. actually talking to him, he found out all of his interests and displayed his own interest in those things in front of him to try to get him to notice him??

yeah, now imagine him doing that when he has a crush on anyone else..

hes such a silly and awkward teenage boy i love it, like buddy you CAN just talk to your crush, you dont have to try to get him to "notice you.." but hes too silly and awkward so thats like the most he would ever do and would still probably think that that counts as flirting

im just... wondering about how saikis terrible silly flirting tactics would translate if his crush was on one of his FRIENDS.. like someone he could actually be around and would see and talk to him.. would he just like be trying to impress them ?? moving toward them more ?? adopting more of their mannerisms and interests maybe ??

imagine that like EVERYONE in the group would notice it, but it wouldn't be like "omg saiki is flirting" it would be more like "omg why is saiki being extra awkward and talking more" because hes so painfully unclear about his intentions but hes usually so quiet and unassuming that this would be such a stark contrast to his usual behavior...

#hey buddy maybe you should just idk maybe TALK TO UR CRUSH #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #tagging ships this would work with #kubosai #<-obviously my favorite so this is what i was thinking the whole time #that would be so cute everyone shut up #but he would prob accidentally end up for real flirting with kubo since hes trying to pertain to what he likes and he loves romance #saisai #<-i actually also like thid one a LOT for this scenario it would be so silly #saikis god complex accidentally starts manifesting visibly a little more since he's imitating pretentious rich boy #saikai #saikaido #saidou #<-saikis dark reunion jokes accidentally become so frequent he starts saying them out loud by mistake and it's embarrassing as hell #nensai #<-not actually totally sure how this would work in this situation but idk maybe hes more open to having ramen every day #and trying to get over his bug fear omg that would be so funny #imagine him starting with like one bug at a time so he starts with the least scary ones like butterflies and ladybugs #but by the end of it hes prob only a little more okay with things like butterflies+stick bugs+caterpillars cuz they move slow+are easy 2 see #haisai #<-ohohoh haisai he would prob join a club+always be trying to prove to him he takes things seriously #mostly schoolwork but in gym/sports he would always be pretending to enthusiastically participate and break a sweat lol #merasai #<-he takes up baking/cooking as a hobby and is always bringing extra food to school and acting like it was an accident and giving it to her #going to her workplaces and pretending he didnt know/forgot she works there and 'accidentally' ordering an extra portion for her every time #saikechi #<-he already knows a lot about random stuff but he takes an interest in saying his silly facts out loud and sounding like a nerd #meows post

[capsheartbreak]

i relate to the captain because i, too, can crack every single bone in my body.

#ankles? check. knees? yup. elbows? absolutely. neck? loud as hell. but sure! upper back? Lower back? you betcha! #shoulders? not even a problem. hips? you've got it! wrists? ready to be snapped! #fellow dry spaghetti nation rise up #no seriously i cant find anyone who cracks to the degree i do. i need friends #bbc ghosts #the captain #bbc ghosts the captain #the captain bbc ghosts

[cherrysmokesaconha]

TomTord this... TordEdd that... You guys are forgetting the REAL Eddsworld ship that has a lot of angst potential

#enemies to lovers? yeah sure #strangers to lovers? hell yeah #one-sided love? HECK YEAH #they can be anything you'd like #i need to draw them so BAD #Could someone send me a reminder so I don't forget to draw them? #thank u #eddsworld #2004 eddsworld #loudtord #bobtord #2004 tord x loud bob #tord x loud bob #man i love rarepairs 😍😍 #cherry talks #i am putting this on the main tags cuz i am BRAVE

[superbattrash]

How do you explain burnout to people who say they’re supportive but who also get angry that you don’t have the energy to see them/you cancel your plans the day before despite the fact that you’ve told them you’re burned out and they said it’s great you put your own health first?

#because I sure as fuck don’t know how to do it #the constant ‘oh ok feel better. we’ll try again tomorrow’ #the hell we will girl. burnout isn’t something I can sleep off in a day like fuck off #if I get to a point where I say out loud that I’m burned out? we’re fucked already bestie #I need 5-7 business WEEKS to feel slightly ok again #misha rants

[thyandrawrites]

I think what breaks me is that the chapter begins with Reo repeating to himself "I am superior I am super elite" and then it ends with him saying "I'm trash" after one loss and I just

Baby there are other settings besides 0 and 100. Who taught you to think this way. Actually, I'm coming for your dad with a shovel, don't mind me

This really drives home how Reo has an all or nothing mentality. He doesn't tolerate performing less than brilliantly in anything he does, and I mean. It's nothing new really. There were hints before. But it still punched me in the face

#I'm coming for anyone who keeps calling him sheltered for being unable to grapple with loss #Like sure he is undeniably privileged #And likely didn't have to confront this feeling very often #But it's also such a toxic mentality to always expect excellence from yourself like this #And I doubt the mikage ever discouraged it #In retrospect him acting awful to zantetsu is another big hint of this #He's not confident at all. His cheekiness is so loud and obnoxious BECAUSE his ego is fragile as hell #Damn #Much to think about #He's such a fascinating character

[handweavers]

instead of my dad flying with me back home in april he waited until i came back to canada in june to be like 'ok I want to go home now' (because he's getting evicted from his apartment so if he doesn't go back to msia asap he'll be houseless, and he already knew he was getting evicted before i left in april so he SHOULD HAVE come with me then esp because my flight ticket cost was covered by my grant but he didn't because hes insane) so now i'm going BACK to msia again in august because he needs a caretaker in order to fly and i'm the only one who both can and will do it, and then i have to return to canada a few weeks later because my fall uni semester starts in sept. dude

#the flight takes 24 hours . every time . #he thinks money falls from trees i cant even afford this a roundtrip is cad $2k+ WHY DIDNT YOU COME WITH ME IN APRIL? screaming so loud #i dont mind going back nor being his caretaker i love malaysia and i dont mind taking care of him #this second trip is just stupid wasteful like PLEASE #hes lucky my uncle/his brother is willing to foot the bill for my ticket otherwise hed be shit out of luck #cause me n my mom sure as hell dont have that money lying around GOD

[munamania]

i won’t apologize for being a hater. seeing comments on chappell roans posts about being too hypersexual and needing to dial it down (mmm dial what down. say it very explicitly to me. what is making you uncomfortable in your own very clear words) and directly contrasting it with renee rapp just made me not like that girl even more i’m sorry! maybe she should try not being an annoying blonde bi girl who only seems to hang out with other blonde bi girls making mediocre pop. whoops

#is my opinion on her subject to change sure maybe and if you like her by all means don’t let me being mean take that away from you #but that was just. the quiet part out loud. renee is accessible and still not so visibly overtly queer but enough to be like #Tehe girls are sooo pretty #and um cater to that sort of crowd. chappell you have to love and celebrate and embrace queerness wholeheartedly #it’s making me sooooo mad like chappells music is so representative of the fun flirty ways EYE like to express myself #and has made me feel comfortable in that literal sexuality part of my sexuality. and ur gonna sit here and put her down in favor of… #i can’t like i can’t i’m sorry i want to watch that show and you know how much i want to support women and queer women specifically #so yeah again i’d keep my mouth shut in the general public but that fucking brand of sapphic queer Will Not Say The Word Lesbian vibe of #person. i can’t stand you. #you are a traitor to dykes everywhere and you need to do a lot of work. not saying that’s all her fans but WHATEVER i’m not qualifying my #stupid complaining right now it’s my blog #abby talks #this is giving smith college problem and i accept that #and general blanket apology for comparing two queer things when u know there r so many more serious issues in the world #however i’m here to complain about whatever the hell is annoying me. so.

[capsheartbreak]

i relate to the captain because i, too, can crack every single bone in my body.

#ankles? check. knees? yup. elbows? absolutely. neck? loud as hell. but sure! upper back? Lower back? you betcha! #shoulders? not even a problem. hips? you've got it! wrists? ready to be snapped! #fellow dry spaghetti nation rise up #no seriously i cant find anyone who cracks to the degree i do. i need friends #bbc ghosts #the captain #bbc ghosts the captain #the captain bbc ghosts

[rise-my-angel]

i love how people meet hotgw reader and their first reaction is generally "oh she's definitely stannis' daughter" and then they get to know her for like five minutes and that's replaced with "shit, she's definitely robert's niece"

At first her father being Stannis Baratheon makes sense, but then they get to know her and realizing the fact that shes Robert Baratheons neice makes even more sense. Readers on mental downward spiral #17 and honestly no one can decide whether or not if her being an alcoholic like Robert would be better then this or worse.

Imagine being Stannis and Selyse. For years they think they have this quiet, well behaved daughter just like her father. Only to suddenly watch her become a preteen and realize which of the Baratheon brothers the reader is actually like. Just standing there like "Oh no. Not this again, anything but this."

#the first time Stannis heard you going toe to toe with Robert in Kings Landing #he was like “am i sure shes not actually his because where in seven hells did she learn to yell that loud” #everytime you and Robert got into a fight all the windows in the Red Keep shook

[strange-mystery]

Why is my brother streaming at 9pm he’s here all day for awhile bc he’s waiting to start a new job so why couldn’t he do this in the daytime

#Mysterious whispers #he’s loud too I can hear him telling a story from when he was in middle school #probably playing stardew or valorant or whatever the hell #still talking abt school #heard him give a youtuber ‘Make sure to subscribe!’ #I need to sleep I’m getting all fussy over nothing

[brltpop]

Okay so picture this:

> the biggest band in your country

> the biggest band in your country who only tours big venues and/or major cities

> the biggest band in your country who only tours big venues and major cities were hired to perform in your little town

> the biggest band in your country (...) were hired to perform in your little town FREE OF CHARGE for all attendees

> the biggest band in your country (...) were hired to perform in your little town FREE OF CHARGE for all attendees and it's on an open air venue which happens to be TWO BLOCKS away from your house

> the biggest band in your country is basically performing outside your house and you're not there

That's me, I'm the person who didn't go to said show

#guys i just can't explain it #why didn't i go??????? they're genuinely playing RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE #it's so incredibly loud from here you wouldn't even believe #i mean sure they're an amazing band and all but i just couldn't bring myself to go? like i wasn't THAT hyped #but now that its happening I'm like... you should've gone. like. it was free #shit was probably PACKED as hell but jesus... two blocks awY!!1 #rambless

[storm-of-feathers]

christ.

#i love joe i do #but the fact that i can hear his snoring through earplugs closed doors AND while in a separate room is #its takin a toll #i think its getting worse tbh but i cant like tell for sure bc its always been super bad and loud #before people start ab sleep apnea: healthcare is a nightmare rn and he doesnt seem to want to see anyone ab it #which. idk i guess its not that serious?? the most it affects him is i dont sleep in the same room anymore #bc i have real bad misophonia and snoring is one of Those Noises #plus like even if they invent the worlds best earplugs that block out all sounds forever #he snores so bad it vibrates the mattress #so... now we got our own sleeping spaces #but hes still like snoring really bad #connecticut was kind of hell bc theres only so much anyone can do #he's also a very heavy sleeper so its not like i can wake him up #and im a very light sleeper #so even when i go to bed first and get to sleep alright when he comes in or lays down i wake up #we've tried like #a wedge pillow some weird mouth guards this chin trap thing some nose strip things #i do genuinely think its sleep apnea so we need a cpap machine i think but those are expensive as fuck #and im not even sure if you can get one without a diagnosis?? #well. thanks for reading my vent #i promise our marriage and relationship is fine and tbh better than a lot of other people we know's... #its just this one thing #:(

[tj-crochets]

Inexplicably just got two letters from Aetna asking for additional information for prescription drug prior authorization in the state of Florida. Couple of things wrong with that: - the prior authorizations have already been approved - I don’t live in the state of Florida and never have - the information it asks for is information I cannot provide, only my doctor can, and she’s named on the paperwork so they definitely know how to send her the letters - I’m not in Florida???? Why Florida?????

#the person behind the yarn #medical mention #tj is in insurance hell #honestly this one's not that hellish it's just bemusing #absolutely miraculous that filling out surveys saying Aetna's practice of denying coverage of life-saving preventative care could kill peopl #and that I would be actively advocating against Aetna in every arena available to me #ended up with them suddenly changing their minds and covering my inhalers #miracle. Truly as all their employee emails to me say they 'have my best interest at heart' #the second page in the letters that was titled Notice of Nondiscrimination made me laugh out loud #like. Sure. Sure Aetna. #just in case: everything here is based on my personal experiences dealing with Aetna #and is not intended as a factual representation of the company. It's me venting about dealing with health insurance #I do not know what their literal company policies are #only what I have perceived of the company's actions and what policies could lead to those choices

[marklikely]

there's a good handful of horror movies i struggle to tell apart bc their names are all synonyms for each other. the one word adjective title trend of the 2010s did great damage to a genre whose titles were always struggling with the fact that there's a limited number of scary words in the English language

#sinister and insidious i only learned to tell apart within the last month bc one of them is bad and the other one is pretty good #the amount of times i have referred to malignant as malevolent. which is a different movie #then this year there was nefarious whose titledrop in the trailer made me laugh out loud at the movies bc we're apparently still doing this #in the next couple years im sure we're gonna get a movie that just puts the thesaurus down and calls itself Evil. #avpost #if you watch enough scary movies i feel like you can just learn the entire scope of Scary English Words #hell you dont even have to watch enough movies . just read the titles and youll pick it up

[zhalar]

hate that i have to come out. i hate that!!! i hate that if i want to experience a modicum of gender peace for these upcoming two years i have to tell my new teachers that im nonbinary and would like to use [this name] even though none of my official papers have it on them, and probably wont, cuz its not A Name that i can confidently believe will pass the naming convention.. laws... of this country. I HATE THAT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO PLEAD MY CASE AND EXPLAIN MYSELF. im trying to construct this message that i’ve got no idea will even be read or noted just to have it in my student record somewhere that “hey im SOOOO sorry but if its not a problem to you i would love to feel like a human person even on a name-basis during my studies and im MORE than fine to be otherwise (mis)gendered as long as its not a problem to YOUUUUU also i know that my legal name is literally on show in every school email and profile so whatever i say here matters none cause everyone will only see that clearly gendered name and not give a flying fuck about this “”nickname”” im trying to get going since its not my LEEEGAAALL name but thats also so fine with me if i could Just get the clear to sign my emails and whatsapp messages with my preferred name thankyouuu :)” 

sorry im always complaining here it gets ANNOYING. im mostly trying to get my own brain straight about this matter. uhggh BUT ITS SO AWKWARD TO WRITE THAT MESSAGE. i dont want to explain myself but i also dont! want! to make a scene!!!! im so pissed off at myself for not opening my DAMN MOUTH when the group-wide introductions happened this week. shoulda just bit the bullet and said ive got [this] name in official papers but would prefer to be called särmä. literally could feel the nerve escaping my body when it came to my turn. fucking hell

(EDIT ive calmed down. i didnt send the message fuck this noise, im just gonna hope that i’ll get it out face to face this next week [biting through glass])

#i dont know man. im like 90% sure one of the classmates is a trans dude which. poggers as hell considering where we are #(hes got trans-flag color beads in his shoelaces and i may have seen a binder but genuinely none of my business its just smile to me) #so me coming out nonbinary shouldnt be a big deal . hopefully. but being binary trans and nonbinary are still kinda different things #for some 50yo man to wrap his mind around. clearly. when they keep referring to our group as boys and girls (men and women) exclusively #this would all be so much easier if i'd just changed my name legally and come clean to anyone in my daytoday life. bet id be more confident #introducing myself as särmä to strangers that way #särmäs sermons #its always this flavor with me lol #ALSO YEAH LMAO FUCK. FUUUCK picking my name i didnt foresee that särmä is a Work Word that people in this field Use <3 #did not fucking occur to me that o yeah woodworking = maths = geometry I FEEL SO SILLYYYYYY AND NOT IN THE FUN WAYYYYY #i could just use the regular ol finnish almanac name that ive got for situations like this one but its so clearly Male that im even LESS #confident trying to get near strangers call me that in a work/school environment #i love you trans people who take up space and are upfront and loud about your transness youre literally everything to me. #one day im gonna be like you.