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liathgray · 1 year

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I just finished reading everything about the Green Screen AU. Do you have any other headcannons for this AU? How does Lou Jistu handle telling his kids the truth about where they come from?

He doesn't tell them for... a long time.

Because honestly he was very, very scared. The mystic city was the crux of a lot of his traumatic experiences. He'd be essentially held captive for 10+ years in the mystic city, escaped, and then subsequently shoved into parenthood. Parenthood, might I add, for children he had no idea how to care for and had to wrestle with the thought that Draxum or Big Mama might come looking for them. The idea of his kids experiencing, or even knowing about what he went through there makes him wanna do a tuck and roll out the nearest window and scream for an hour. Absolutely fucking not <3 they shall live in epic blissful ignorance

He doesn't tell them a thing about where they're from because, even if he's new to parenting, he knows this about kids: they're curious. If they know about the city they'll look for it. So, almost comically, he tells them that they're super special beings--ones from mythology and folklore that people think are fake, but are clearly real! They didn't come from anywhere, they just are. He doesn't use the word Yōkai often, but as far as they know, thats what they are.

#oh nooo.. this ended up being longer than I thought.... lol #green screen AU #I cannot emphasize enough the majority of this AU is very silly and funny #but this specific part of it leans more serious cause mr jitsu over here I filled with anxiety #“ is his name gonna be Lou splinter or Yoshi” yes <3 #hope this helps #ITS ALL THREE OKAY #lou is the stage-name #Yoshi is how he's referred to legally/ professionally #and splinter is a nickname that stuck rather well #the splinter nickname has a backstory just trust me <3 #his kids mostly just say dad or pops sometimes splinter but for the lolz sometimes they'd say his full name #just to piss him off #lol #cece writes #anon #I need a tag for asks so bam #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #splinter #rottmnt splinter #lou jitsu #tmnt splinter #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #most of the time its all fun and games I prommy they're so goofy #but with the mystic city hes like :D im gonna explode watch this

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cynic-spirit · 3 years

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The Poem Series (22) La Belle Dame Sans Merci: A Ballad– John Wick

ALL PREVIOUS PARTS

The following day, at very early in the morning Diana gets up. John is already up. Today they start their training in learning some moves to be able to defend herself. Diana thinks on what should she wear. John has been teasing her a lot this week and she also wants to tease right back. she settles on wearing her black sport shorts with a well fitting black sports bra, baring her torso. She ties her hair in a Dutch braid. With socks and sports shoes she saunters towards the lawn where John is waiting for her. She knows by now that John is trained in multiple forms of fighting, boxing, karate, Krav Maga, Tae Kwon Do, wrestling, Jiu Jitsu and maybe a few more. He is well versed with weapons but they will not be using those today. Diana knows that they will definitely be starting with something simple.

When Diana reaches the open law, she sees John in a different kind of outfit. Narrower lowers and fitted shirt. John stares at her from head to toe and back up, he licks his lips.

“Schatje, we are here to learn”

Diana puts her hands on her hips and says

“and…?”

“and this.. is distracting”

“well, not my problem” Diana says with smugness, completely knowing the effect she has on John.

“All right then…Dont blame me” John smirks John then indicates her to stand in front of him and begins.

“Now you should know that you haven’t done this before. So I will start with something simple and basic. We will be learning a little bit of everything, kind of mixed martial arts”

“….ummm hmmm…”

“Now there are some basic moves that I think is a must for you to know”

John starts with warm ups. They do a lap, some push ups, some jumping jacks and some other cardio. And in fifteen minutes, Diana is panting and sweating.

“This was the warm up?!!!!”

“Yes. Now that you have the blood running, let me tell you some basics. You need to focus on vulnerable areas: eyes, nose, throat, and groin. Don’t aim for the chest, as that tends to be ineffective. Aiming for the knees requires a specific kick that can be too risky for the average person. Use all of your force and aggression during execution. Make it known that you’re a powerful woman, apart from being really sexy and hot” And John circles around her and smacks her ass. Diana gapes and glares but John continues nonchalantly like nothing has happened.

“Use your voice, too. Be loud to intimidate the attacker and create attention in case somebody is nearby.”

“Yes, Mr. Wick” Diana Says with a wink.

“Be serious”

“yes Mr Wick” Diana says more somberly earning an eye roll from John.

“The first is the hammer strike. Using your car keys is one of the easiest ways to defend yourself. Don’t use your fingernails, because you’re more at risk to injure your hands. Instead, if you feel unsafe while walking at night, have your keys stick out from one side of your fist for hammer strikes. Another way to use your keys is to click them onto a lanyard to swing at your attacker. Here, Hold your key ring in a tight fist, like holding a hammer, with keys extending from the side of your hand and then thrust downward toward your target…..Go on try it…”

Diana tries,

“No…not like that.. like this” John fixes her stance.

“Yes…. that’s how you do it…now try to attack me with it…”

Diana does it. Obviously John dodges but she earns his kudos.

“Good girl… yes I moved, and we will practice some dodging moves too.. but you did well girl…”

Diana feels her face flushed at the appreciation. She seems to want more of it.

“You are bare fisted now, when you put the keys between your fingers, the impact is more”

“Right….Wao this feels amazing”

“It’s the beginning sweetheart..” John leans and pecks on her lips. John makes her practice the move for a lot more times till she is perfect… “okay.. you are now Ready for the next”

John is almost elated to teach his woman fighting skills. He hopes she never needs it but also finds it incredibly hot that now his woman is like a sweetness mixed with a little hurricane. Her hair was long, her foot was light, And her eyes were wild. Not to mention the shorts that have out her perfect round ass on display. Oh! how he wants to bite and mark all over her ass, spank it raw, and then kiss and lick it all better and do the whole thing again and again. He finds himself harden at the thought but this is not the time.

“All Right Love, the next move is the elbow strike. If your attacker is in close range and you’re unable to get enough momentum to throw a strong punch or kick, use your elbows. This is how you do it. If you can, stabilize yourself with a strong core and legs to ensure a powerful blow. Bend your arm at the elbow, shift your weight forward, and strike your elbow into your attacker’s neck, jawline, chin, or temple. These are all effective targets. This may cause your attacker to loosen their grip, allowing you to run. Try it”

Diana tries it and in a few tries she is doing it better.”Keep doing it” She hears John command as he circles behind her. Suddenly she feels John’s hands on her ass.

“Now there is the next move, and it may sound odd to you, but it is when someone comes from behind and grabs you.” John slowly touches her bare sweat covered waist with one hand and moves his other hand to her ass. He gives her a tight squeeze while holding her tightly with his other hand. He kisses her shoulder from behind and nips on her neck and he gropes and rubs her ass. He continues to say,

“This is for cases where the attacker is coming from behind, you’ll want to use this move. Focus on getting low and creating space to free yourself, currently, as you can see there is no space between us” Diana can feel John’s bulge behind her. She swallows breathlessly.

“So how do I free myself from this back attack.?”

“as much as it pains me to teach you this, here, Bend forward from this sexy little waist of yours.” John squeezes the torso. “Doing this, shifts your weight forward, making it more difficult for your attacker to pick you up, like this” John picks up Diana, making her squeal, and then he immediately puts her back in their original position. “So, you need to bend forward, and stick this round, firm, perfect bottom out. It also gives you a better angle to throw elbows from side to side to the attacker’s face. Now, Turn into the attacker with one of your elbows and continue counterattacking. This should give you space to turn fully, using another move to injure the face or strike the groin. With the space these moves have created, you may be able to escape and run away.”

“You are really enjoying this aren’t you John?”

“Well, I get to play the attacker to the sexiest victim ever, so ..yes”

Diana Scoffs. “I thought we are being serious”

“that was before I saw you learning so quick. Hot professor who plays violin and now about to learn kicking ass..? You are simply irresistible”

To this Diana smirks.

“I have a good teacher”

“Toche”

“Now Attack me John”

“Gladly”

Diana and John practice for two more hours after that. It was Sunday after all. On weekdays John would teach her in the evening. John was able to teach her, some other moves like the heel palm strike, the groin kick, escape from headlocks, some alternative variations of hammer strikes and elbow strikes. Overall, Diana was a panting sweating mess once they finished. She simply laid on the lawn.

“How are you still standing John?”

“Someone is tired”

“Really? Thanks for noticing.”

“Is that how you let your students talk to you?”

“John, if I could lift my hand, I’d hit you, and I even know how now”

John rumbles a laugh. “Lets get you in.“ and with that John picks her up and gets her into the house. Diana realized something. Her old boyfriend, had abused and hit her. She felt so unworthy and useless with him around, but here was John. There was not a single moment that John her made her feel unvalued and unimportant. More than that, she felt empowered and strong. John wanted her to be independent, fierce, and free and not live under any fear. Diana was John’s equal and he was making sure that she feels the same. It was true after all, real men empower women, they respect and cherish women. John was a real man.

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