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blooming-sunrise · 3 years

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Legends of Tomorrow 7x01 - The Bullet Blondes

These are my thoughts on the premiere, (while rewatching), I loved it, one of my favorite episodes ever.

I love premieres!! I could watch them over and over again...

that sheriff is having a really long day

It's really fun to watch the waverider blow up again

"there must be hundreds of reasons why someone would wanna kill us" yeah, even Astra has been there

I love how ready they were ready to kick some ass and save their waverider

they need a better charging schedule, and maybe some portable chargers

Also Zari is holding an iron... and Gary a pan?? what does Behrad have??

Nothing has battery, Ava was trying to flash Gary and being, like "see?, nothing happens" Also Spooner learns quickly, she thought of flashing this man before the other Legends did

comforting wife #1. I love how Sara knows Ava is stressing and it's immediately next to her

"We're just a bunch of weirdos with truly random superpowers" honestly yes, I'm not sure how they ever get anything done, like it's messy but it still gets done, it's amazing

I don't like how Zari dismissed Astra but she's right, Astra can't do magic like John, but she's feeling like her magic is useless and that if she can't be useful then she isn't valuable enough for the team. also I love how they're not getting over the household objects thing

Tarazi siblings!! I would like to know more about Behrad dating history. "Defending him is not listening," Zari is so right but I love how Behrad tries to be fair and see the best in everyone.

wives!! "why am I not surprised this is our honeymoon?" did y'all see Sara's little smile?, they deserve a honeymoon!! The waverider being Ava's comfort zone makes me so happy because when she first moved in she felt so out of place and didn't know what her role was and now that's where she's the most comfortable c: Also lists and rules?? hello again to my autistic Ava headcanon and hello to Sara knowing what makes her wife comfortable!! I love this show

Another point, Sara went from "I'm a monster, I might hurt the people I love" to the smiley and optimistic "everything will be okay" ray of sunshine that balances out her very anxious, rule-follower, also ray of sunshine wife and I think that's so beautiful. "together we are unstoppable" yes you are

Spoonstra team up!! I love these two, they should kiss. I love how Spooner trust in Astra's magic... they're great

comforting wife #2. This might be just me projecting but I feel like it takes Ava a second to accept or process that is Sara's hand comforting her... idk

rule 44!! this circus rule is so ridiculously convenient, lovely.

Have you noticed how much Sara hates feeling left out?? like, when it comes to the team she has a big case of FOMO

group make over!! Zari is in her element, love that for her

Spoonstra team up #2. I love how Astra is still like, "absolutely not, this is ridiculous, I'm not doing that" and Spooner is like "yeah, me either, but we'll be useful over there"

Yes, being a white man in 1925 is very convenient, he's also a historian, which is useful because he knows what's going on in the 20s. But Nate's real superpower is that every man is just a little bit attracted to him, you can't change my mind.

I love a make over montage!!

I'm sure Gloria had a use for all those things, and she's going to need them...

I love the "I hope that's okay" that Sara gives to Spooner, she's a great captain. Like, yes, desperate times but I know you probably have feelings about this and you should know what is happening

Sara is 100% dazzling the women in the crowd, what a mood, if she said hi to me while wearing that outfit I would simply pass out

"do I look like a grandma?" "yes" I love this sibling energy and y'all talked too much about Ava's outfits that they wrote it in

"you seem different in real life" idk, all white men look the same to me

Gary doing magic!! but that definitely overselled it, as that kid, I would too like to watch a man burn himself with the magic fire he created

were there not enough time couriers in the waverider?? why would Mick have to open the safe to go on a beer run?? why would he left a note?? why was everyone opening the safe??

how would Ava put a mini Gideon there??

give Gary his breath mints :c

I love optimistic Sara, she's the best

Nate crossing himself after Gloria did... I like this man so much

they are a circus!!

space mushroom that saved humanity because Ava and Sara kissed, I truly love this show

magical healer?? what does that mean Gloria??

Gloria is the the best

Zari's face when Spooner talked about how the town view her mom. I bet she knows exactly how it is. hell, imagine how well Zari Tomaz knows.

I think Ava and Sara understand and that's why they immediately realize they can't do that to Gloria. And that non verbal communication is adorable.

"where is Astra?" that's gay Spooner but whatever

help her Gary!! instead of whatever your doing

it is cool, Astra is the coolest

Spooner is so worried... and she also was ready to catch her. Make them canon!!

Sara and Behrad checking her pulse lol

Spooner waiting by Astra's bed. Spooner being the first person Astra sees when she wakes up... that's lovers shit. Also being annoyed because the person you love did something reckless end they ended up hurt... they're dating

"is too open concept in here to hide" I love you Zari Tarazi

they suck so bad at hide and seek Ava is badly hiding UNDER A BLANKET. Sara Lance, trained assassin, that once jumped into the ceiling to hide, IS HIDING BEHIND A LAMP. The others aren't so much better and Astra is just looking at them like "you are clowns"

we get it, you're all gay, not need to go back into the closet. Also is so funny to me that the closet leads to John's mansion, in a pocket dimension in hell...

the mansion was an expensive set they can't afford to stop using it even if John is gone

Astra is really confused because they dissappear in the closet lol

Gary was just hanging out with John, yeah, he was learning some magic but he wasn't learning like Astra, he was just hanging out with John, asking too many questions and listening to John's stories

I can't wait for Zari to find herself

SARA BEING THE BEST WIFE, autistic Ava!! she's reading her rule book, trying to fix the problem, hanging on to what's familiar and makes sense to her and Sara understanding that she needs to let her do what she needs to do

Zari staying in the closet!! lol

Astra confused #2, she's like "is no one going to explain??"

Sara is so excited about robbing banks, I love her. Also Sara Lance thinks robbing banks is easy. Okay to be fair is 1925, robbing banks IS easy in the 20s

I love how Ava took Sara outside instead of disagreeing in front of everyone. I love Ava's little smile when Sara is talking about how she can make lists and stuff. I love how much Sara trusts the team. I love Avalance and I love the pinkie promises

I think it's great that spoonstra is staying c:

Gloria has everything in that house. I mean I guess rope can be useful.

Ha! Nate is not allowed to sit in the car

they look so good, where did they got the clothes, and the time for Sara to do her hair?? I know we don't ask those questions... but makes no sense

this is the best part, the wives robbing the bank, only takes a smirk to fall in love with them

I love how they decided to go with the silly accents to rob the bank

"why are your teeth so pretty?" haha they definitely don't look like they belong in 1925

$93.65 she could've at least ask for $100 and Sara is regretting making that promise because she was so excited about robbing banks

"she hates ceilings" why does Ava hares ceilings?? why??

"you want to steal banks, fine, but you don't steal another gang's name" "you gotta have a gang name, it's patriotic"

the bullet blondes

"it's not just just Sara and Ava" Nate's hair isn't even that brown lol

"they're doing all the heavy lifting" I love this random lady

"sorry about the guns" Behrad you are a favorite!!

they jumped into the name so fast!! "bullet blondes? hell yeah, we are the bullet blondes"

Sara is so horny, let her have some alone time with her wife!!

"he already road blocked us" he already knows your gang name, how? you just came up with it

Hoover is insane, how did he even get on top of the car??

I love that the Legends killed him while they were celebrating not killing him

Gary writing it on the notebook is so funny

I love how Sara is already worrying about Ava

"did we break Ava?" oh, B, you broke the time line as well

I love how Sara tries to calm Ava down talking about their honeymoon. I wonder what these two think is romantic?? like looking at the sunset is usually considered romantic but listening to a true crime podcast while doing that... not so much. Also why do you need to listen to stabcast when you can just let Ava info dump about serial killers??

horny Sara #2. "I'm so horny right now but also what the fuck but also I love you"

"you're in the bullet blondes now so eat this body" I love this show so much

Astra talking with her mom in-law

I think John wouldn't like Astra to "walk alone". Yes he thought that magic was about self-sacrifice and that it would hurt the people around you but being with the Legends he realized it was his burden. It was not because of the magic and I think he knew the team would be good for Astra

"we don't need another John, we need you" "I was upset you almost died" I wonder how many times wlw have told each other "you're my best friend" before realizing they were in love with each other

Spoonstra missing Gideon!! love to see it. They both said the last word... does that mean they finished the spell together??

Gideon is naked!! is she human?? or she like half organic matter and half computer??

#legends of tomorrow #lot 7x01 #bloom rants #legends of tomorrow season 7

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angrypedestrian · 4 years

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THE TIME IDIOTS EPISODE 508 (??) TITLED “Inside you are two zaris. You are gay.” MY THOUGHTS:

Hi hello I have missed you all and my emotional support ridiculous television program

Hope you all are staying safe and healthy and STAYING INSIDE if you are able to

and also this all sucks and is rough and i am slowly dying squirtle!

(to start out with a SIDE NOTE: the logo treatment they are using for this Harry and Megan royals special the CW is doing is exactly the same as the current legends intro and that is HILARIOUS to me

ANYWAYS HI I LOVE A TV SHOW

Previously on legends: HEY DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST SEASON? WE DON’T

asdfgdhfjgklh; at THE HOLE

you bet they’re at a hole heyooooo

wow rip to punk

ava: nothing but good can come from this i don’t see the issue

Since we’re back from hiatus I can renew my hatred for the title sequence

it’s still bad!!

the.....fucking.....scooter

of course he has penants of Heyworld up

multiple

Zari is a woman of exquisite taste and perpetual disgust and I love her so much

TEMPORAL RACCOONS

can we revisit this concept later on??? PLEASE??

Legends of Tomorrow: Everyone Be Fuckin

TERROR AT THE HOLE

thank you show for doing my job for me

Also these Smell songs are like 90s pop-punk lol literally no one here tries

Ah right we are onto the Plot of the season

I truly do not care

And it is a shame! Because lots of great fun acting is happening there

But like, show, time for a heart to heart, either be all nonsense or commit to a season arc, this 5a nonsense and OH WAIT SHIT WE FORGOT WE HAVE A PLOT 5b shit is starting to wear on me

I would like to commend the legends staff for not making every person who has a non-american accent attempt one

i’ve been watching motherland colon fort salem and it is....rough

you think free form would just have a company dialect coach at this point. And yet.

Ms. Tarazi the SASS. Love u Gidget

Awww Ava is conveniently learning and growing to fill the C plot!!

but also mick and ava is THE a+ team up so I am thrilled

oh ava this is a bad idea

nevermind you haven’t learned and grown at all

LOL sara live yr TRUTH

where’s her ao3 search history the people need it

also love when they’re like....the most significant place in history is....Vancouver....yes

CAAAATTTTTTTT

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TALA ASHE IS A TREASURE

the tupac salute

Love this journey for the Tarazis!!!!!

asdfhgjkl;’ now that SPN is done are their props just free game for the rest of the cw shows?

.....do they by any chance have an extra white wig, just to add to the national stockpile?

Oh no these three together

half a brain cell between all of them

DO NOT USE THE SHIP NAME IN THE SHOW

DO NOT DO THAT

I know you think you’re not a regular show, you’re a cool show but stop PLEASE

Ali is tired please leave her alone. She has a baby

this is how i imagine dominic has held all of his children

OH NO THE CAPTAIN COLD OUTFIT

mick: that outfit was your other father’s

ali: what

ava: WHAT

Y’know Charlie your sister kinda has a point

sara: why aren’t my punches and kicks WORKING. i am a SUPERHERO

whoops got bored of the plot and started watching someone from the band Telethon (WHO YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO) cover Say Anything songs

I also ask that to every doughnut I eat

Behrad is adorable and I love him

LET ZARI AND BEHRAD GET HIGH TOGETHER

....remember when zari and amaya got high together?

REMEMBER AMAYA???

i....sad

oh lita’s actor is very canadian

i don’t think i have mentioned this but I love she is named after lita ford

lolllllll rip supernatural crew

ava: WHO IS DOING DRUGS

behrad.....no one?

ZARI TOMAZ MY SUN AND STARS I LOVE YOU

(do not get me wrong, I love Zari Tarazi, so so much, but Zari Tomaz is my shining star and I have missed her so much)

I don’t like giving phil credit for anything but...this is exactly what I needed this week

HOW HAS TALA NOT BEEN SNATCHED UP BY TEN BETTER SHOWS

(contracts aside....they would be worth breaking)

ZARI’S JACKET FROM HER FIRST EPISODE

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF ORPHAN BLACK

I love u charlie but who CARES about the PLOT lets get back to ZARI

lol spn zombies

sara: bitch u wish u could kill me!!!

sara: ow

sara: joke’s on you i’m a lead i can’t die!!!

“”””””“my brother’s best friend”““““““

Of course she’s not disappointed in you!!! You’re also incredible Zari Tarazi!!!

i am WEEPING

Nate’s best Hey YO Adrienne!

sara: TOLD YOU I CAN’T DIE FUCK YOU SUPERNATURAL

ava: oh goddammit why can’t john just DIE

nate: he thinks I’m handsome!!

john: listen ray is gone i gotta get what i can where i can

y’all probably shouldn’t keep plot points just under glass on the bridge

welp guess that’s why behrad’s not in the rest of the season

how DARE you do this to both my zari’s!

the cargo hold has really emptied out over the years

did legends loose their prop crate budget?

WHY CAN’T ZARIS HAVE ONE NICE THING GODDAMMIT

(also y’all can’t move his dead body from the floor damn)

fuCK

NEXT WEEK: more plot?? ava and mick as an a plot?? anything is possible!

#legends of tomorrow #legends of tomorrow spoilers #I MISS AMAYA #the time idiots #my thoughts as i have them

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musikat18 · 4 years

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Kat Recaps Legends Because She Missed Her Time Gays 501 “Meet the Legends”: The One Where Sara Needs A Hug But Everyone Is Busy Being The Real Legends of The Waverider

Spoilers under the cut:

I am a Behrad Tarazi stan first and a human being second.

Ava Sharpe is a constant mood, her trying to figure out how the fuck to life after the Bureau got shuttered is iconic.

Nate: “Something’s missing” *Tala Ashe’s credit appears*

I n t e r e s t i n g

Mona and Mick? New BrOTP too bad the show said FUCK THAT GOODBYE WOMAN OF COLOR

Ray’s smiLE WHEN HE SAW THE WELCOME BACK PARTY

The TIME BRO HANDSHAKE

WE STAN ONE TRIO OF DOOFS

Johnny and Gary: Disaster Bis strike again

Why did we yeet Charlie out for now. Why. Why did we do that. Why can’t Nora be allowed to greet her precious boyfriend. Why can’t I have my Darhkatom. Why-

RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA’S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE-- *is shot*

It took me a second watch to realize ALL of Gideon’s “glitches” were related to Zari in the original timeline-- “cat,” “time loop,” “donut,” “Jonah Hex” were ones that stuck out to me.

Zari eating donuts even in Nate’s memory of her we stan one queen

The LOOK ON MICK’S FACE WHEN MONA LEFT. STOP HURTING THIS ANGRY SOFT MAN.

Petition for Kevin to come back as a villain b/c that’s what Legends does best.

#musikat speaks #musikat watches #legends of tomorrow

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lovevalley45 · 4 years

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“mr. parker’s cul-de-sac” thoughts pt. 4

that is an Interesting Look there zari

z really did smack the memory gun away when mick tried to memory wipe her ufdkgvb

oh god avalance bringing their drama to the dinner table

damien you’re not making this better

ONCE AGAIN NATHANIEL HEYWOOD AND BEHRAD TARAZI LIKE U GONNA GET UR HEART BROKEN SIR

OH DEAR FUCK

john here. suffering

john did not even want to get involved in this n homeboy has to fake propose to nora

“johnny c”

damn that was a quick tonal shift

#alli says shit #legends of tomorrow #lot spoilers

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ciceroisthefamilycat · 2 years

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Arrowverse for the fandom meme 😊

Thanks for the ask- I'm going to cheat a little (a lot) since the fandom is so big and I have so many faves.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

E-1 Laurel Lance- my daughter, my wife, my life Zari Tomaz/1.0- genius, snarky, glorious heart

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Zari Tarazi/2.0, Spooner, Astra, Ray, Gwyn (Legends), Thea, Nyssa (Arr), Nora WA, Mary H, Ryan W (BW), Jordan K, Sarah C, Natalie I (S&L), T.C., Grace (BL), Yolanda, Cameron (St), Naomi

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Behrad is finally getting some appreciation, but yeah him, and Wally, and Kendra and Dinah D, and James and William from SG; John Henry, who does, I think, get credit amongst S&L fans, but who AV fandom in general doesn't seem to know about

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Joanna, McKenna, Shado (so many Arrow ladies tbh), Kuasa, Lucy L, Cynthia R

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Rip is so disliked but that's my pathetic fave (John C too, though he's more problematic than he is unpopular)

Black Siren is problematic af but she's E2 Laurel and I love her; Emi deserved redemption and I am angry- you know what, Moira too (and Slade...)

Also, Oliver and Kara and Barry all have my heart despite the MC writing aggravations a lot of people have with them, and I feel for the shit they go through

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

if I could be safe from retribution... Eobard

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Damien more than anyone else (but then that makes me feel bad for Nora doll and I'm so sorry to her); Vandal too, and Ra's and Tobias W; the E-X villains (damn all their IRL equivalents too)

#a little bit about moi #thanks anon!#responding to an ask #I am not good at choosing... oops

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