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[cassandralie]

Aziraphale is a hobbit confirmed

how sweet of him to invite Crowley into his hobbit hole

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[cassandralie]

that Roman bust sliently judging Gabriel’s toga

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[cassandralie]

Crowley: *comes to the bookshop to find Gabriel dressed in Aziraphale’s spare clothes*

Gabriel: ??? :D

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[cassandralie]

Crowley: I go to sleep for three months and you're already shacking up with someone else? And it's Gabriel?!

Aziraphale: it's been four years, Crowley.

Crowley: ...

Aziraphale: ...

Crowley: that doesn't explain why it's Gabriel.

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[cassandralie]

finally figured out what the 'J' stands for

(it stands for 'Jealous')

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[cassandralie]

Crowley: I never liked facial hair

Aziraphale: ...

Crowley: but then it grew on me

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[cassandralie]

In an alternate universe, Crawley greeted Aziraphale on Eden's wall with "that went down like the mercury of a royal thermometer in the artic"

and then, thousands of years later, all music in the Bentley turned to the best of Led Zeppelin.

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #the bentley #best of queen #ok this one probably needed some more polishing but it's the best i could come up with #jeb bush voice: please clap #cassandrajokes

[cassandralie]

Crowley: your boss really loves the Sound of Music

Gabriel: what is music?

You know what this means, guys? It's actually God Herself that loves the Sound of Music! And I love that for Her.

#good omens #crowley #gabriel #beelzebub #gos1 #gos2 #give me season 3 or give me death #renew good omens #cassandrajokes

[cassandralie]

Wow Ashtoreth sure had a Glow Up between 1941 and 2008

I'm sure it's all natural, though. Just diet and exercise.

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