While the two got off to a rough start, Melody wasted no time sketching Chad from every angle as reference for the sculpture.
"I noticed, your friend isn't joining us." Chad inquired.
"He's not just my friend, he's my—"
"Husband?"
"No. He is mine though, so if you don't mind."
"Relax, I wouldn't. I entirely belong to someone else."
"Excuse me if that doesn't at all make me feel comfortable."
"That's fair. But truly, he means the world to me. In fact, it's his birthday today, so I'm keen on getting back to him soon so I can take him out tonight."
"To be honest he's displaying a lot of faith and trust in me by letting me do this alone. I want it to be a surprise what it ends up looking like. You should give your guy a bit more trust too. I'm certain he loves you enough not to run off with the first hot guy he sees."
"Mr. Chinsley, you're wearing my patience. Less talky more posey."
"Yes, ma'am." Chad nodded cheekily as he got back into position.
Mel couldn't deny that before her, guys were mostly Lukas's type. Pretty guys. The plan was to finish quick and get Chad out of her house ASAP.
Lucky for Chad, Mel wasn't just any artist, she was very good at what she does. And fast.
"And we're done!" Mel cheered. " I've got the reference sketches I need for the sculpture and you can go and never come back."
"You have a way of making a man feel so welcome." Chad snarked
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Happy Holidays from my unproblematic faves! 🎄🥰🎅
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Val: What the fuck is that?
Chad: It's an Orange.
Val: And why is it squatting illegally on my desk?
Chad: I need you to peel it for me.
SIDE PLOTT - ORANGES 🍊
- 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚅𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚍 -
Val: You want me to -
Chad: - Peel. The. Orange.
Val: … For you?
Val: But it's a Tangerine.
Chad: It's a Mandarin Orange. And if you really loved me, you'd prove it.
𝘝𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥.
Val: Prove it? By-
Chad: Peeling the Orange, yes.
Valerian studied his partner very intently, then studied the rather oversized mandarin orange currently taking up space on his desk.
Val: You don't even like oranges.
Chad: Doesn't matter.
Val: Why would I waste a perfectly good orange if you're not going to eat it?
Chad: It's the principle of the idea- if you really loved me, you'd peel this orange for me. Even if I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself.
Val: There are children starving in historical saves that would love this orange you know. It's very wasteful.
Chad: Boo hoo
Val: Mr. Chinsley I am not going to peel this orange just so you can have some sort of weird selfish satisfaction.
Chad: You wouldn't do this one thing for me, simply just because I asked you to. Even if it means absolutely nothing.
Val: No darling, I don't think I will.
Chad: Final Answer?
Val: Final Answer.
Chad: Alright, Fine.
Val: Fine!
Chad: Good.
Val: Greeeeat.
Chad: Excellent.
Val: Stupendous.
[ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ]
Chad: Damn. I really didn't think he'd do it.
Sunny: I'll take my winnings in ice cream- full dairy. Mint Chocolate Chip.
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Sitting in front of her was 𝙖 𝙙𝙤𝙜.
But not like any of the ones Sunny had seen in her animal books. No, this one was much more strange to her. Instead of soft fur, it had shiny metal skin- and it's eyes glowed blue with electricity.
She absolutely loved it.
Sunny rushed over to embrace possibly the coolest thing her father had ever built her. The skin was cold but a soft mechanical whirring noise generated from the torso, producing a bit of heat.
Sunny: THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLEST DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFESPAN!
Chad: Tell her the catch Evil Dad.
Sunny: What's a catch?
Val: I was approaching that darling.
You see Helianthus, a catch is the fine print on any compromise, good or bad. So here is yours, while are no longer grounded for life-
Leanne: -You will be required to keep your playtime to safe pre-approved areas where you can be located if needed -
Chad: - In addition to keeping your chaperone with you at all times.
Sunny: Chaperone??
Sunny was once again in confuzzlement.
And then the robot dog did something rather unexpected- and frankly quite un-canine like.
It opened it mouth, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚.
H.A.N.S.E.L.: Hello Miss Sunny!
Sunny: 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙀𝙇!?
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I commissioned Ai to draw my dumb dumb OC baby children and she knocked it out of the park!!!!!!! :') tysm @gunthermunch
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SIDE PLOTT - PURE HEDONISM - PART 2 🔞
- 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚅𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚍 -
heat level: 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶 (It's Smut with a Plot)
content warnings: simdick, choking, graphic depictions of gay sex, I'm literally warning you now!!
Forward: This scene is something that I wanted to write anyway for the main plott eventually, and the PG-13 parts will end up popping up again in the main storyline - but for Valentines smut sake I thought it would be fun to jump ahead and take way farther than reasonably necessary. Godspeed. Don't say I didn't warn you.
PART ONE: ( The One with the Plott, Rating PG )
PART TWO: ( The One with the Smut, Rating R )
~ continued from part 1 ~
Leanne nodded a goodnight to her boys and left the room as wordlessly as she entered it.
They might have taken the time to actually notice her departure if their eyes weren't fiercely locked on one another, both mentally preparing for the battle to come.
"Valerian, you're overreacting again."
"Kindly explain how."
"You're sure you want to do this right now?"
"I'm not afraid of you darling."
Ask any couple about the secret to a long happy relationship and they'll likely explain the importance of communication and compromise.
Sure, the two had their fair share of arguments and disagreements over the years, especially when it came to raising their baby girl-
-but they communicated and compromised just as much as any successful normal domestic relationship.
The only caveat: their communication and compromise skills often presented themselves in more… explosive manner.
And it was at this point as Chad studied Val's practiced stony expression that an idea started to take shape.
Tonight, he wasn't going to compromise.
Oh no, Tonight he was going to 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙢.
Chad rested his forehead against Val's temple, looking up at him like a fox playing with it's next meal.
"We don't have to make it into a big deal, just some friends and family on the beach."
"I don't have friends."
"You'd get to dress up, Sexy lil suit, Sunny can be our flower girl... I'd only have a few demands."
"Demands?" Val studied him, attempting to predict his partner's next move. It was like a mental game of chess, but if all the pieces spelled out 'this man is going to eat you.'
“I want a cake animation that doesn't work, flowers we forget to use-“
“Okay, fine.”
“I want to try that mod that lets HANSEL walk down the aisle with a bouquet”
“Maybe.”
"And I want Poppy there."
"No."
"I want 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 to walk me down the aisle."
"I said no."
Chad snaked his arms around Valerian's waist, pulling him to his hips, effectively closing any distance between them that might have led Val to believe he was getting out of this easily.
"I believe is what you actually meant to say is 'Yes Chad. Whatever you want my darling.'"
"You're delusional if you think I'm going to let that woman anywhere near my happiness. She would just poison it like she poisons everything good in her life."
"You're just mad because she read you like a book. I do the same thing Val."
"Yes, but I actually like you."
"Mmm, yes, I can tell." Chad slowly starting to grind his hips against Val's thigh, slipping two fingers into the waistband of his joggers and giving them a quick 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘱.
Val's eyes darkened again as they fought, rain against fire- Chad smile grew as he observed his favorite little cracks starting to form on Val's evil mask of concentration.
Yes, the Agent decided, this was going to be quite fun for him indeed.
"You're being ridiculous-"
"Then tell me to stop." Any lightness in Chad's tone had been completely lost, leaving only a deep predatory growl in its place.
Val raised a hand to protest, his partner snatching it from the air without breaking eye contact, holding him close. Chad continued on in his low growl, "But know this 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳. If you concede, 𝗜 𝘄𝗶𝗻."
"Those rules hardly seem fair."
Val's demeanor had retained it's cool quality so far, but the cracks in his facade were growing deeper and more fractured.
Through the gaps between the pieces, Chad could see his beautifully soft overgrown edgelord, and feel the prize for all his coercing stiffen against his leg.
He slowly brought Val's captured wrist to his lips, keeping a dedicated eye on the man's face. Chad wanted to watch his favorite part of their little dance.
Mouth met it's target as tongue tasted heartbeat- villainous mask falling to the ground, leaving Val vulnerable once more.
His heart, which Val professed died long ago, was beating deliciously faster than the man wanted to let on. Persona broken, Chad earned an involuntary shiver from his beautiful, overzealous, and positivity fucked supervillain.
"Oh my love, you know I never play fair."
( concluded on Pillowfort - explicit content ahead 🔞 )
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𝘙𝘈𝘗 𝘙𝘈𝘗 𝘙𝘈𝘗
Three swift but controlled knocks on her bathroom door shook her from her underwater reverie.
Leanne: Sunny? Are you in there?
The littlest Sunflower snapped upright from her hypothesizing.
Sunny: I'm just- I'm taking a bath!
Leanne: Well come meet me outside when you're done. Your fathers and I would like to show you something important.
Sunny: Okay! I'll be out in a minute!
Leanne: 60, 59, 58…
Helianthus was no stranger to surprises.
While Dad and Leanne hated them, Daddy absolutely loved them. She always had the most fun when both her fathers were home- together Chad and Sunny were an unstoppable force for mischief.
Very much to the rest of the household's chagrin.
But unless it was her birthday- and no she already checked that of course, duh- the family didn't often rally together just to surprise her.
Sunny: What is it? What is it?!
Chad: Patience sunshine. A little more patience. Give us a chance to explain first.
Val: Helianthus, we know being grounded hasn't been easy for you.
Leanne: And it definitely hasn't been easy on us either.
Val: Leanne, please
Chad: So your father and I had a talk about it how to handle the rest of your sentence.
Val: A very calm but productive conversation between two adults.
WE CAN'T KEEP HER LOCKED UP HERE FOREVER!
𝙎𝙃𝙀'𝙇𝙇 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙏𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙊 𝙍𝙐𝙉 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔!
Val: 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗜'𝗟𝗟 𝗕𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗗 𝗔 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘!
Chad: VALERIAN NO -
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Happy New Year my Loves!!!
I have a little New Years Scene I want to write up for the boys, just in case I get it out tomorrow I wanted to wish everyone love and prosperity for 2024!
Thank you for reading my silly lil legacy this last year!
xo, Anne
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Adventure Journal #218 (cont. 🎵 )
So that's the end of the tour I guess. Sorry to cut it short! But wait until I tell you about the time Daddy went to Tomarang and fought all those bugs!
He says they were computer bugs but they sound massive! How would they even fit in a computer?
I looked it up in my encyclopedias and it said that there were Tigers there! But apparently they live in a rabbit hole.
I don't think that sounds very safe for the rabbits, but maybe they get along?
And when I visit one day, I'm gonna go see one! Maybe even two if I'm lucky.
Do you think there are any tigers in Sulani?
I mean I haven't seen any but that doesn't mean they might not be out there.
HANSEL found my tooth and we put it under the pillow for the Tooth Beary. Dad says next time we should work together to set up a trap for him to steal his tooth gold.
I tried to stay up and wait for him but I accidentally fell asleep.
Adventure Journal #218 - Documenpeer Sunny Helianthus Plott signing off.
( I really hope it stops raining tomorrow. )
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Suffix to say I very much taken abacks.
(That's something adults say when they're super surprised about something)
So I wasn't grounded for life- but now my house was my dog?
At least some part of him was. HANSEL says it's kind of like when he runs lil' HANSEL around, but on a doggier scale.
But then everyone started laughing and it was like this whole evil (𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘥) spell of unhappiness that hung over the house for the last month had just broken.
And if it makes my dads smile I'll try to follow the rules-
𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵.
𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙨 𝙋𝙡𝙤𝙩𝙩- Adventurer, Explorator, New Dog Owner?? Signing off for now.
See you later!
[ 𝗘𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗱𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗝𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗹 #𝟮𝟮𝟬 ]
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Backstreet's Back (alright)
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SIDE PLOTT - PURE HEDONISM - PART 1 🔞
- 𝙶𝚎𝚗 𝟼: 𝚅𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚍 -
heat level: 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶 (It's Smut with a Plot)
content warnings: simdick, choking, graphic depictions of gay sex, I'm literally warning you now!!
Forward: This scene is something that I wanted to write anyway for the main plott eventually, and the PG-13 parts will end up popping up again in the main storyline - but for Valentines smut sake I thought it would be fun to jump ahead and take way farther than reasonably necessary.
Godspeed. Don't say I didn't warn you.
PART ONE: ( The One with the Plott, Rating PG )
PART TWO: ( The One with the Smut, Rating R )
[ 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝟏𝟎 ]
Shortly after finding himself on the receiving end of the beratement of a lifetime, Valerian announced to that perhaps it was time for everyone to get some rest.
And yes, perhaps it was just a hurried excuse to retreat upstairs with his metaphorical tail placed firmly between his legs- but so what?
He much preferred the comfort and privacy of his own bedroom anyway.
There, to his relief he found his fiancé finishing up his nightly routine- cut short by both the lack of expensive creams- left in his room upstairs, and an incessant, tired kiss carefully placed in the crook below his jawbone; Val wrapping his stray arm around Chad's torso.
Val let out a frustrated sigh against his neck, his lips refusing to vacate their favorite spot.
"That bad?"
"You are hereby banned from leaving me alone with that woman ever again." he grumbled as Chad let out a small snort in response.
"Sunny's tucked in?"
"All taken care of. Now it's your turn, wash up- it's been a long day."
"You are too good to me."
"And don't you forget it."
Chad pulled the taller man down to meet his height, rewarding him for the day's bravery with a warm, familiar, and well practiced kiss before pushing him towards the shower.
Valerian conceded to being undressed by his fiancé, layers of expensive wool and tweed crumpling to the ground unceremoniously as he was placed under a running shower head- hot water washing away the pent up stress.
Turning, he saw a dark cloud pass over his partner's face.
"Something is bothering you."
It wasn't a question. After years together Val could place a meaning to Chad's every tick and glance. If asked, he could chart a map of his face, noting every wrinkle with a time and place of origin.
"Is it that easy to tell?"
"Distractingly so."
Chad's thoughts flashed back to his conversation earlier in the evening- Poppy was right, per usual. Had it really been 10 years?
"I've been thinking-"
"A dangerous practice indeed." Val flashed a wry smile as he maneuvered past him towards the main portion of the bedroom.
"Valerian-"
"I don't understand how you can tolerate that insidious woman."
"Val, she's your sister."
"Don't rub it in. Coming in here like she bought and paid for the place, rattling off a list of my flaws and failures.
This is my home damn her, I am happy- WE are happy."
Chad skirted around Val as he concluded his rant, silencing him with two hands placed on his partner's bare chest, still damp from the shower.
"That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about."
"Please do not tell me you actually agree with that wretched snake of a woman."
"Valerian, how long have we been together?"
"Ten years, two seasons, and thirteen days," he replied with no hesitation, as if he had been running a counter to keep track, "Leanne can provide you with a more accurate estimate if required."
"No, no, that's fine."
"Val, do you remember the promise you made me in that elevator, 10 years ago? Do you remember what you told me?"
"Ten Years, two seasons, and thirteen days-" he corrected him, in a way that most sane people would find annoying. "But yes, of course." he finished.
Chad drew him in close again, their heartbeats complementing one another as they often did.
"Valerian Plott, will you marry me?"
"Took you long enough."
Before Chad could even attempt to pull the man closer for a kiss to finalize the moment, Val had sprung back with a newfound energy and vigor, addressing the house AI directly.
"HANSEL please inform Leanne that her presence is requested immediately."
"You called?"
"FUCKMEwheredidyoucomefrom-" Chad yelled, nearly jumping out of his skin details, as Leanne appeared to instantaneously materialize behind him like some sort of electronic ghost.
"Yes, thank you Leanne." Valerian replied coolly, unfazed by her rapid appearance. "Mr. Chinsley has just informed me that he wishes to resume the nuptial process."
"Very good sir, shall we begin with the vows then?"
Chad hurriedly cut them both off.
"What!? Not RIGHT NOW!"
Val studied his partner quizzically.
"Correct me if I misspeak, but did you not just directly express to me you'd like to finalize our long delayed marriage?"
"But- there's a whole process! Paperwork to file, things to plan!" Chad shot back, visibly confused at how the moment had devolved so rapidly.
"Correct. Vexus has kept the documents on retainer until he received final confirmation from Party B- that would be you Mr. Chinsley."
The cogs started to turn in the back of Chad's cerebral cortex.
"You've had the documents… filed."
"Yes sir."
"For how long exactly?"
"Ten Years, Two Seasons, Twelve Days, Sixteen Hours, Thirty-Six minutes, and 12, 13, 14, 15 seconds. We've had to re-file after every patch."
Chad slowly swiveled back to meet Val's steel coated irises once again.
"You're psychotic."
"Thank you for noticing Agent." Val raised his eyebrows, amused at the compliment. "Now, shall we continue? Leanne please pull up the vows on file. Draft D6 Please."
"Right away sir."
The supervillain readjusted his gaze to that of his partner, confidence dropping slightly as he finally paused to study Chad's reaction.
"You're upset."
"Valerian, tell me truthfully- when I asked you to marry me, did you think I meant right this exact moment?"
"Well obviously," the villain replied plainly, before continuing, "But if you wish to include Helianthus in the process, I can have HANSEL wake her up and send her down-"
Chad cut him off, moving forward slightly to place a hand on either side of the man- steadying him for what he would say next.
"Valerian, I want a wedding."
A heavy anticipatory silence that fell over the room, as the Agent waited for a response from his fiancé.
"Oh."
Chad watched on as Val's countenance grew dark- a familiar weather pattern rolling in, his cold eyes growing stormier- as a thundercloud raged behind his glasses.
He slowly released his grip, the look was familiar to him of course- Valerian was not processing this request well.
He readjusted his focus to his assistant, who had been silently observing the interaction with the AI approximation of befuddlement.
"Leave us."
A simple order but one that lashed out from his mouth like tropical lightning snapping the branch off an unlucky tree.
"Yes sir."
( CONTINUES TO PART 2 🔞 )
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could i request 🧊 for poppy please?
I promise I didn't forget. @simadelics
🧊 Titanic
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