#chet shaft

[xrosevoidx]

he lived, served cunt, got murdered, got resurrected by cult magic, showed up at your house for christmas to give you a homoerotic gift, and was never seen again

#wozblr #op #stw #scott the woz #chet shaft #thinkin about him.

[lugiaanimates]

DRAG N' DROP STICKER SERIES !

i can't believe i didnt advertise these on here >_> !! i made some really cute sticker designs that are available on redbubble for purchase!!

#scott the woz #stw #scott the woz fanart #scott wozniak #wozblr #rex mohs #jeb jab #jerry attricks #target employee #terry lesler #officer steel wool #chet shaft #kay swiss

[miraswebpage]

this week's doodle batch

#scott the woz #wozblr #jerry attricks #chet shaft #wendys employee #scott wozniak #last image hes eating a disc bc. i keep sending my partner images of scott eating various games and i find it sily

[glitchwoz]

Sketch of chet shaft

#just sketching a little #scott the woz #chet shaft #wozblr #stw

[borderlineomniverse]

I’ve always wanted to contribute to the tiny corner of the website that is wozblr but unfortunately wozblr is mostly made up of fanart, and I can’t draw for shit. But what I can do is write, and I especially love AU’s. So, allow me to scream some stw au’s/headcanons into the void:

Terry Lesler is the designated driver

Target Employee had high alcohol tolerance, Wendy’s Employee can get dead drunk after half a can of spiked lemonade

Jerry Attricks also has high alcohol tolerance but is also perpetually drunk/high for whatever reason

Chet Shaft was Steel Wool’s old manager, and was such a bad boss that he made Steel want to kill him (which we all know how that ended)

Jeb Jab knows that the other games they play are technically not Gex, but he has spent an egregious amount of time writing a complex theory that makes every other game canon and connected to the Gex games somehow (he has a Pepe Silvia-style wall in his residence with all the connections and theories bridged by yarn)

Alternatively, Jeb really thinks all games are Gex and Rex/Scott have had to go through elaborate shenanigans to make sure he doesn’t find out the truth (would make an amazing fanfic)

Liza Lotts is Kay Swiss’ ex

The Shaft family owns the Games on a Shelf franchise, which is how they got their wealth

Steel Wool is one of Jerry Attricks’ patients, evidenced by the line in Borderline Forever when he states that he’s had patients who’ve killed people

Jerry Attricks has also probably killed someone

The reason why there’s an absence of good law enforcement in the wozverse is because the events of the WiiWare Chronicles actually occurred, abolishing government and law enforcement bodies. Only small groups of officers remain, including Steel Wool and Police Employee.

Jebrex is canon

#wozblr #scott the woz #stw headcanons #jeb jab #rex mohs #terry lesler #jerry attricks #steel wool #chet shaft #kay swiss #jebrex #target employee #wendy’s employee #screaming into the void #gex night

[bendyplays]

#chet shaft #scott the woz #stw #wozblr

[red-riveria]

✨Two tickets to Barbie please✨~

#stw #scott the woz #wozblr #chet shaft #kay swiss #chetkay #counting this as chetkay I do what I want

[opossil]

messy scott the woz doodles i made late at night.

#scott the woz #chet shaft #jeb jab #scott wozniak

[everybody-drinks-air]

Scott the Woz characters as "Things to Never Say to Someone Who Just Came Out"

Jeb: "I'm gayer" Jerry: "Hi Gay, I'm Dad" Steel Wool: "How do you know?" Scott: "I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder" Rex: "Our Father, Who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy kingdom come; Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." Target Employee: "I knew the second you told me you were gay" Chet: "You still owe me $45" Wendy's Employee: "Your mother and I still love you" Anna: "So what's next for Mr. New Gay Man?" Liza: "This has been so obvious ever since I started talking to you." Terry: "Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization's diversity initiative?"

#scott the woz #rex mohs #terry lesler #officer steel wool #chet shaft #scott wozniak #target employee #wendy's employee #jeb jab #jerry attricks #anna may #liza lotts #things to never say to someone who just came out

[yaboipandy]

here ya go, kids. eat up.

i present wozstuck (scott the woz X homestuck)

#homestuck #homestuck fantrolls #scott the woz #jeb jab #rex mohs #terry lesler #wendys employee #jerry atrics #officer steel wool #kay swiss #chet shaft

[your-sinclair]

chibi spot illustrations for a fanmade Scott the Woz activity/coloring book

#scott the woz #my art #jeb jab #rex mohs #kay swiss #chet shaft #target employee #wendy's employee #jerry attricks #terry lesler #maybe i will color them and turn them into stickers if i don't finish a book

[miraswebpage]

stw media dump!

hand written edit captions are fun :3

just a little hc: what if abraham and net mister are just characters a younger scott and chet made pre games on a shelf, childhood friends persay, the internet and you being a fun little thing they made with 2 cents and a dream (btw scott is holding a shitily drawn camcorder

and lastly: just a normal ol scott and Jerry doodle :3!

#scott the woz #wozblr #chet shaft #jerry attricks

[glitchwoz]

I miss chet so much

I also cant draw hands can you tell

#this is so messy lmaoooo #scott the woz #chet shaft #wozblr

[x-cemetery-drive-x]

Did I ever post this doodle. Hi. It’s chet. He’s blue. Daba Dee. Daba Die.

#Scott the Woz #Chet Shaft

[scott-the-woz-as-vines]

Chet: I have no soul. Have a nice day! *hands Kay Swiss a balloon* Kay Swiss: ...I don't have one, either.

#scott the woz as vines #scott the woz #chet shaft #kay swiss #source: unknown

[red-riveria]

Hello Wozblr I'm back on my ChetKay bullshit

#stw #scott the woz #wozblr #chet shaft #kay swiss #chetkay #dont fucking look at me i love them.