#dad.txt

[dadlovex1]

Icky little kiddos who are too shy to make eye contact with people irl but whore themselves out to old men online 🍓

#r4p3b4it #1cky princess #1cky daddy #m0lest k!nk #hard kink #dad.txt

[blvck-coffee-dad]

This whole "work full time while learning an entirely new type of tech job that pays very well but brings you no joy, AND finally get the college degree you should've gotten straight out of high school, but now you're 45" thing is... not easy. (It's starting to feel impossible, in fact.)

#honestly something might have to change soon #dad.txt

[boyobjectifier]

Ohmygod, you got accepted!?! That's awesome!!! I'm so proud of you, baby!! I know it's a bit daunting, but you've faced daunting things before, and I really think you'll enjoy it!!

God, that's so fucking awesome, I'm kissing you SO MUCH.

(when you told your own boyfriend, who very much has adhd, in discord messages before you told your own mother yesterday but he has like fifty million messages open and a hundred different servers he’s apart of, so you have to clown on him juuuuuuuuuuust a little ☺️)

hehehehe i adore your easily distractible ass way too fucking much.

anyway, poking fun at Dad aside— OW MY HEAAAART 😭😭😭

like quite honestly, without you + bee’s endless unconditional support + encouragement, i don’t think i would’ve even thought about diving in head first anytime soon.

ugh. i love you so much + i’m so grateful to have you by my side. 💛

#ew gross who let me be sappy in public 🤢 #there’s proof in discord i swear i’m not clowning on you for no reason hehehehe #dad.txt #asks.txt

[ask-the-domuques-scp]

(Jack strides through the halls at a fast pace, his face set in a grim frown. It takes quite some time before he reaches the scene of the incident. There are only a few MTF agents hanging around now, and one or two researchers checking making notes on the scene. Jack approaches the closest agent and speaks without a greeting) Where’s the intruder? What do we know? (He speaks with the tone of someone who wants this over as quickly as possible)

(The agent sighs) We know very little. They just appeared. Investigations for how they got in are beginning. The intruder has been taken to a nearby empty room for the moment, at least until they can be moved to more secure holdings.

Have they been questioned?

No sir, not yet.

Take me to them. I will begin doing so.

Of course, sir.

(The agent begins to lead him down the hallway. It is only a couple minutes of walking before the agent reaches an unmarked door and gestures to it. They wait to the side while Jack goes in)

(Jack opens the door, closing it quickly behind him, and hearing the agent lock it from the outside. He makes a quick analysis of the intruder; blonde hair, decently tall but no obvious muscles, so probably not a fight. Even if they were, they are currently handcuffed to a chair. Jack keeps his face blank as he walks closer, not bothering to sit himself) So…Who are you?

#dad.txt #event!

[eros-moonknight]

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

#cat dad.txt #shitpost

[pancake-syrup]

"Why else would there be two [strollers]?

-me and my dad talking abt babies and strollers bc we saw two and only one baby.

"Well, babies normally have two [legs], but I only see one-"

- my dad after misinterpreteding me as talking abt babies legs.

#philip.txt #philips dad.txt

[ask-dr-gerald]

So can all of you just formally introduce yourselves, other than gerald and charles of this universe?

Sure- I guess I´ll go first, my name was Letidýr but now the Gerald in my universe calls me Charles. My name for right now is James for convenience. I take care of my universes Gerald due to an "accident".

My name is Richard red, I chose it myself, for now call me dad. I run a orphanage in my universe along with my business partner and insurance sales man, Reginald Gerald, who is hospitalized every other week.

MY NAME IS ALSO Letidýr BUT I LIKE TO BE CALLED SLOTH! I KILL PEOPLE!

I am the scarlet king, I don´t think I need much introduction.

My names cH5 and I'm a core at aperture science, well used to be i guess. I was in charge of watching over the dead people, to make sure we had no zombies!

#james.txt #dad.txt #sloth.txt #void.txt #cH5.txt

[dads-back-from-the-store]

for those who are confused im changing my url to pleenis-back-from-the-store for a day do not ask me why

#dads.txt #dad.txt #OAGSSVSHSVZ #dads strokes out #pls don’t unfollow me💔💔i #m just an ordinary #pleenis

[olioeuvre]

I love them so much (in case u haven’t noticed)

#dad.txt #guinea pigs #eat leaf!

[corrupt-hound]

you only love me when I'm perfect

I'm not your child

I'm not a person

I'm just a toy

#dad.txt #trauma #actually traumatized #emotional abuse

[dadlovex1]

reblog if you want to receive icky threats with details about how you'll be used

#r4p3b4it #hard kink #r@pe threats #ickydolly #1cky daddy #dad.txt

[zettersberg]

dad: is nylander is that a brother of the other nylander?

me: yeah

dad: does he look like a dentist too

#we're watching wings @ sabres #dad.txt #meg.txt

[blvck-coffee-dad]

I'm in this weird spot where things in my life--from a distance--look like exactly what I've wanted and needed for years (eg: high-paying job with a good company, finally working on my undergrad degree, etc). But... they're just not quite fitting together at the moment (eg: I actively hate my job; work things are getting in the way of degree progress, thus making me miserable).

Once I get some pieces that fit right, I won't know what to do with myself.

#dad.txt

[oxidizesweat-blog]

Katsuki ... please, be nice to Izuku-kun!

#dad.txt #uncle masaru has ur back izuku ...... #do you need something? a snack? some yen? a ps vita?

[ask-the-domuques-scp]

Back to normal! Hi, guys! =D

Hi Min! You doing good?

(Jack watches the exchange, a strange expression on his face)

#p.txt #dad.txt #ask #earth b0y #continuing the whole family being present today #interesting second meeting for Jack :)

[eros-moonknight]

Had a dream this was the new Flight Rising dragon breed and they were super expensive to get but people were buying so many of them that some people were going into debt My roommate called him Schmeegor

#cat dad.txt #flight rising