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#did you know you pronounce loewe like 'lo-ay-vay'?
larrylimericks
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8 months
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5Sep23
Products change but the method’s alike: Hype new girl on a tailor-made hike, Get Loewe in favor, And Styles’ new fruit of labor? Making green on a rented Lime bike.
#larry
#harry
#harry styles
#sponcon harry
#harry has been spotted on or near a lime bike like three times recently
#and some knuckleheads are still like 'hE's sO QUirKy!'
#dude is making money
#and the guy who 'spotted' harry today is a social media dude who has previous interactions with lime
#stop being stupid
#he was hired to boost taylor russell's image
#he was hired to boost loewe's image
#he was hired to boost lime's image
#you can't make money if people don't know you exist
#harry styles is the most direct route to people knowing you exist
#i truly believe there are no organic harry sightings
#everything is agenda
#did you know you pronounce loewe like 'lo-ay-vay'?
#that shit's hard to cram into a rhyme!
#tagging stunts even though that wasn't today's specific news
#stunts
#taylor russell
#hussell
#harry's brand deals
#lime bikes
#limerick-hs
#september 5
#2023
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