#harry has been spotted on or near a lime bike like three times recently

[larrylimericks]

5Sep23

Products change but the method’s alike: Hype new girl on a tailor-made hike, Get Loewe in favor, And Styles’ new fruit of labor? Making green on a rented Lime bike.

#larry #harry #harry styles #sponcon harry #harry has been spotted on or near a lime bike like three times recently #and some knuckleheads are still like 'hE's sO QUirKy!' #dude is making money #and the guy who 'spotted' harry today is a social media dude who has previous interactions with lime #stop being stupid #he was hired to boost taylor russell's image #he was hired to boost loewe's image #he was hired to boost lime's image #you can't make money if people don't know you exist #harry styles is the most direct route to people knowing you exist #i truly believe there are no organic harry sightings #everything is agenda #did you know you pronounce loewe like 'lo-ay-vay'? #that shit's hard to cram into a rhyme! #tagging stunts even though that wasn't today's specific news #stunts #taylor russell #hussell #harry's brand deals #lime bikes #limerick-hs #september 5 #2023